>>582897805
oh my god those hips

buuuump

>>582897805
They normally smell bad

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Bump for Justice!

Unless you are a cosplayer too, they will typically tell you to fuck off. If you are, then standard rules still apply (looks, charisma, talent, money, etc.) before they consider even looking at your dick. That being said, yes I have. And role play sex is the best sex.

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>>582899045
That sounds nice

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Yup. Pic related. Not the most attractive chick ive been with but I fucking REKT that pussy. She was at that comic con with her husband. He didnt find out

>>582898259
/thread

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>>582899436
Sounds amazing

Fucked a Sabrina from Pokemon. Don't usually go to cons, but a buddy wanted me to come with him because it was his birthday, he didn't really have other friends, and didn't want to go alone.

Was pretty gud, only thing was the wig came off and she had short hair, which I am not a fan of, and she was wearing a padded push-up bra. Looked like a C cup, was actually an A. Cute face though, plus fucking an 18 year old when you're 29 is always fun.

>>582899436
bro you have some balls messing with a chick who's husband goes around in public looking like that

>>582897974

holy shit, I actually found this chick on a site called fetlife like a year or so ago

>>582899804
You fucked an A cup short hair and don't appreciate it? Get out.

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>>582899804
I can imagine the wig coming off killing the mood

>>582897805
Never picked one up to fuck but I've turned my GF into one.
Came so hard I think I nearly broke something when I banged her dressed as Harley Quinn.
>>582899045
This is true-I mostly convinced her to try it cos I already do from time to time. Now she loves it.

I used to date a chick who was a booth babe at comic book/video game conventions. Fucker her in her cat woman costume once. So far, It's been the highlight of my sex life.

Pic related. The only one I have left of her.

>>582900463
Is she as imaginary as the pic you posted of her?

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>>582900463
Ha! Forgot the pic. Funny story...the first time I fucked her was when I date raped her.

>>582900043
The husband was more into the comic con than what she was up to. It wasnt hard to get lost for a little while lol. She swallowed too :)

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>>582900403
Wish I could do that but never have had a gf let alone had sex

>>582900278
Short hair isn't really my thing. A cup is fine, I like flat chested girls (I like big titted girls too), just kind of sucks when you think you're getting one thing and wind up getting something else. I do not appreciate deception titties

>>582900296
Yeah, I thought she long black hair, looked sexy as fuck. Wound up actually having short brown hair, was also greasy and disheveled looking from the gel and shit she was wearing to keep her hair under her wig.

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>>582901289
>>582901289
>deception titties
kek

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>>582900403
Nearly forgot, pic terribly related

>>582902069
story?

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>>582902069
>>582902714
Would love to hear a proper story

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>>582898851

>>582897805
I need those hips

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>>582904504
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>>582904789
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>>582904178
>removes stomach strap on
>fat wobbles to the sides
Sadly, I think this shape in not entirely possible. At least not with those proportions

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>>582904685
this is a bad shoop and you should feel bad for posting it

>>582897805

cosplay women exist in real life?

I thought they were only on the internet

Or do you mean cyber sexing them?

>>582905294
photoshopped to death/10

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>>582905476
the ass is still magnificent

>>582902714
>>582903014
About the banging or getting her into cosplay? lol
There's not a huge amount to tell really, I had been doing it for a few years before we met and at first she was a little apprehensive but I cheat a bit and go for ready made costumes (I don't have the skill or patience to make anything decent) so they didn't look derpy, that probly helped bring her around. She wasn't completely against it so if yours is 100% against then I doubt there's any amount of coaxing that could change her mind. Either way, I suggested she try an R2D2 dress for the next con we went to (which she looked great in and got plenty of compliments/attention, that really seemed to help things along) and it was a fairly natural progression from there. I'd advise against coming home with a costume and throwing it at her but work up to it unless you drop it into conversation and she lights up at the idea, then the job is already done for you lol

>>582900418
10/10 would make dr. mrs. the monarch

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now this
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>>582897805
Yes and yes

>>582898135
would love to cosplay may w/ two other girls nngh

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>>582906117

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>>582905917
she does a pretty good moxxi too

>>582897805
sauce?

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>>582905970
I'd say about the banging

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>>582906321

>>582902043
She would make a much better Revy.

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>>582906556

>>582904178
>>582897951
zsu zsu starr. enjoy

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>>582906117
That's the worst Cheech costume I've ever seen

Ive fucked many cosplay chicks... and everyone was good.

So... yes/yes.

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>>582906705

>>582899292
gross

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>>582906804
fucking lol
>>582906824

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>>582907028

>>582899292
Look at my mighty niggerdom!

>>582897805
>zsu zsu starr

your welcome anons, dem hips doe

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>>582907119

>>582901046
Bullshit meter is off the charts in here

>>582898286
noice

>>582897805

My gf cosplays shit a lot. Goes to all the conventions and whatnot.

I usually don't go with her, she takes her other cosplay friends.

So yeah I've fucked a cosplay chick, can't say its any better than any ordinary chick, although some of the costumes are cute as fuck.

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>>582907405

>>582907405

I just threw up in my mouth.

Fat people should not try to cosplay as skinny people.

Ugly people should not try to cosplay as moderately attractive people.

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>>582907908

>>582897974
lol fucking yoko cosplayers are all sluts. every single one of them. they're the first girls i hit on at cons and all of them have at minimum sucked my dick

>>582907908
holy shit i know that kid on the right lol

ana julian in a nurse outfit

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shoop da woop

>>582897805
I fucked a bitch that liked to dress up as a vampire and bite the fuck out of my while i was pounding her. Which was fun for about a week or two because the whore was drawing blood and nearly bite one of my nipples off

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>>582908041
is he as retarded as he looks ?
post his facebook

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>>582908347
That sounds like it sucks all around

>>582908572
without the dick?

>>582908572
hes actually pretty cool guy, but he doesnt have a facebook sadly

>>582905294
are they taking the photo side ways or is she bending the fucking pole?

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>>582897805
Yes, it was awesome

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I wanna rek a woman in a Valerie costume

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>>582909207

>>582897805
Few years ago. I was Vash (i know, i know, outdated), met a girl dressed as Sakura (Naruto... that was a warning). We talked, exchanged numbers.
Half a year later work (network consulting and installation) put me in a town next to where her number checked from (about 30 miles from anime con).
I call her up midday about a date that night. Met I met her at a {LOL} starbucks to pick her up for dinner... she worked there.
Dinner went well, meh local steakhouse, we caught a movie that I don't even remember, I took a restroom break to set up a motel room nearby.
She was getting all over me. Agreed to go to motel.
Quick showers. On bed, she throws towel aside and lays back... wut? Just gonna lay there?
Went for lips, worked to neck. Hands all over the place. She seemed confused, guess she never had foreplay before.
Took time for her to calm down and let me get her excited enough.
Stuck it in, satisfied groan, nice.
About halfway there myself, her cunt starts convulsing tightly, "oh my god what's this!!!!"
Me, "Uh, I think you just had an orgasm." WTF?
Her, "Oh wow..."

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>>582909351

Yea i fucked this narutard hambeast this anime expo. I tried hitting on hot girls but i admit i can't spit game. So i just settled for whatever i could get. I was gonna put that hotel i was staying to good use. Didn't matter to me. Wasn't that bad. First time i fucked a fat chick and it was really good. Now i understand that whole more cushion for the pushing thing. Her breath stank like shit though.

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>>582908791

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>>582897805
>>582907112
>>582907573
Yep

>>582909148
>Cosplays
>Doesn't have facebook.

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>>582909512

>>582897805
i...i....can only fap so hard. more?

>>582909615
thank

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>>582899436
>He didnt find out

Well now I know.

>>582909491
I finish up.
Worst fuck I had since middleschool 15 years ago.
She's fully asleep.
I head to the lobby office, make sure it's paid until noon, request a 9am wakeup call for her. Head back to the motel room near the jobsite.
Never heard back from her.

>>582897805
>Misty used Water Gun
>Dawn used Hydro Cannon
yeah, it was prtty good

>>582906117
how does she manage to keep fat away from her face?

>>582909565
Lol, is fucking a fat chick actually good? I tend to fuck thick girls but never been with an actual fatty, there's a super thick borderline fat girl at work that wants it, is it worth saying fuck my dignity for the fat pussy?

>>582909615
i know this bitch

she is like 17

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>>582910052
That sounds absolutely horrible

>>582910250
moar ?

>>582897805
Fucked a chobit once, kinda funny, she wasn't blonde so she wore a wig - kept falling off.

Last girlfriend and I went to CONs and cosplayed. Having an moderately attractive girlfriend who cosplays is good for two things:

1). Shooting down nerds who shamelessly flirt with her. Shit was always giggles.
2). Defenses of other fuckable cosplayers drop when they see I'm with a girl. Especially when she's bi and hitting on them, too.

I have a few stories. tl;dr It can be pretty fun. Hard to do, though.

>>582898851
dat ass tho

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>>582910543
Mind to share some of those stories?

>>582910543
what if some charmer cucks you?

>inb4 that will never happen

>>582910224
It feels fucking amazing dude. Especially when they are riding on top of you. All that weight on top of your cock feels good man. Then you can just grab big handfuls of that ass and just move it up and down on your cock and you feel that weight just shifting. Try it at least once man. I have this friend who fucked nothing but fat chicks. I never understood it and was actually digusting but ever sinec i fucked that fat chick i have been on a fat chick rampage. Hooking up with fat bitches with low self esteem on craigslist. I keep it on the downlow though don't want people to know i fuck fat chicks.

>>582910224

i'd say go for it but its awkward doing a one night stand with a coworker. otherwise turning down sex is pretty silly unless there are stds or exceptionally poor hygiene involved

>>582905343
>stomach strap on
I think you mean a corset you uncultured fuckwad.

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>>582910919
Jesus that sounds amazing

>>582910794

First time was a girl dressed as Katara. We initially met at some panel my girlfriend wanted to go to. Ran into her later at night when everyone was drinking. Convinced her to come back to the hotel. I told her I'd just watch her and my girlfriend.
>They got naked, played with each other.
>Girlfriend goes to suck me off.
>She joins.
>We fuck for hours.
>Never saw her again

>>582910859
At the time, my girlfriend and I were swingers and had an agreement about that sort of thing. Needless to say, it never came up.

>>582906804
lost

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>>582911467
I have never really understood swinger relationships

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>>582911442
does anyone know where to find the rest of the comic?

I haven't. Although one of my coworkers is a cosplaying whore to an extent that I didn't even grasp until last week when one of my other coworkers told me she was fucking a married man twice her age and had nudes all over the Internet.

Her nudes are shit though. Best thing about her are the puffy nipples.

>>582911940
I never did either, until the girlfriend asked if I wanted to try it.

We went into it slowly and found another couple we connected with. Wife was hot, husband was funny as hell. First night we did anything was awesome. I always loved group sex porn, but I never realized how hot it is to fuck with other people in the room.

They aren't for everyone, but if you can make them work, they're fantastic.

>>582912082
oglaf.com

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>>582911086
>calling woman fat holder shirt :corset"

>>582899073
Black "Power Girl" or "Black Power" Girl?

>>582900418
But can she do the voice? This is critical for my penis.

>>582912274
post em

>>582897805
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>>582909901
Prove it

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>>582912384
>oglaf.com

>>582912553
Negative. Her nudes can be found by simply googling her name or Xbox Gamertag. So can her place of work. And we're on a team of five.

And this lazy slut tries to get people fired with her vagina all the time. Not risking her getting wind of me posting them when there was a twitter outburst of them just over a month ago. that made her take down her twitch.tv account.

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>>582912519
I imagine she can

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>>582913282
Pics or didn't happen
this is common fucking knowledge

>>582902069
You fucked vader?

>>582910052
You are a bad person.

>>582913551
I'm okay with this. More puffy nipples for me.

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>>582902069
>gets gf to dress up as harely

>>582911067
Let me make something perfectly clear for you. There is nothing wrong with turning down sex. It's a personal choice, and people can choose to not have sex if they want. There's nothing "silly" about that. I'm tired of living in a society that glorifies and revolves around sex, in which people who have less or no sex are demoted by others to a lower social status. It's disgusting.

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>>582914710

>>582897805

Like a real cosplay chick (usually a ditch pig), or one of the models paid to be at these beta conventions?

>>582907405
kek. what a bunch of fags

>>582897805
How about a thread asking cosplaying girls what they wear when they want to get laid at a convention? And tips on getting the V?

>>582906804
My fucking sides

>>582916320
>implying women are on /b/

>>582897805
My gf is a cosplayer, ask anything.

>>582917971
how many gloves does "she" own?

>>582909693
Is this a cosplay of Tina from Bob's Burgers?

>>582918132
She is a real girl. I have fucked her vagina. What are you trying to say with gloves?

>>582898286
hnngg

>>582908023
unnf

yes please

>>582918601
girl : outfit :: hand : glove

it was a masturbation joke you colossal faggot

>>582918807
A joke only an actual faggot or virgin would understand.

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>>582902069
>You will never fuck Darth Vader's crispy asshole

>>582919015
nice try guy