ITT: Stupid Lightsaber ideas
>>582620046
OP just doesnt have what it takes to be a Fredi Knight
>>582620182
get it
>>582620046
lost
>>582620182
Cuz, its like, Freddy, but its Fredi, like as in Jedi
>>582620046
i feel baited into this but fuck it im gonna post it anyways
>>582620046
Are you ready for fredi?
New rumor is J.J. is going to introduce an all new weapon called the light saber shooter. It's basically a rifle thay shoots out double bladed light sabers like a machine gun. I can't wait to see it!
>>582620783
this one wins imo, as a worst possible design for a lightsabre
>>582620046
This looks actually smarter than the crossguard bullshit.
official release
more ways to parry, its practical
>>582621548
Needs more Thundercats
>>582620394
oh
oooh
kekeke
>>582621819
Underrated design
What if your glasses were made out of lightsaber?
You wouldn't get your head cut off anymore.
>>582621671
double-sided laser nunchaku
>>582621381
Ah, there it is.
>>582620046
This actually looks pretty badass.
Can you imagine a sith being a lightsaber wolverine? That's some cool shit!
in a parallel universe
this isn't even my final form XD
a darksaber that isn't a lightsaber that's a black hole
>>582621671
genius
>>582620046
Light "Saber"
Someone archive this shit!
>>582623885
aw yeah a bazooka that launches lightsaber bombs
New leaked photo from Episode Vlll
no enemy can defeat him
contributing
>>582624424
That's a huge... Hilt.
his glorious lightsaber rings surround him so he slams into shit to slice it apart, perfect plan
>>582621819
i lol'd
>>582622905
This is actually a good design
>>582620497
>>582620519
Looks like a video game
combining my two masterpieces,i have created a long range lightsaber launcher that can also slam into shit, give me mah monies george lucas
>>582620046
How are light saber claws not cool as shit?
>>582620046
instead of crying about mistakes we should look for solutions
>>582624434
thats actually pree cool
>>582621510
>implying it's a cross guard and not exhaust ports
>>582623885
> XD
bold move
>>582625460
Say Goodbye to Fapping
>>582625571
Never seen sabers with exhaust ports
>>582622592
lost
>>582625439
so good!
>>582625532
the ultimate warrior
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v93Jh6JNBng
official concept art leak from JJ himself
>>582625797
>>582622268
Stop it with the rather neat ones
>>582623787
Ratchet and Clank swag
>>582626409
mah nigga
"Some of these are pretty good, yup."
~Disney
>>582626337
>>582625928
fucking shit ... my sides
a hummingbird would wreck him tho
>>582620046
The lightsaber should be like a katana
>>582626471
Plasma whip was the shit doe
>>582626524
best by far haha
>>582620046
Can O' Laser
>>582626934
>>582626724
Yeah itl have folded 100x laser strength ninja steel for beeing sneaky. Also the best weapon to use in a zombah apocalypse. I tip to your good taste of supreme weaponry
Lightshafter 270, Designed for assassins disguised as male prostitutes to kill feminists will low self esteem in the late future.
>>582625306
this would be cool
>>582625656
>implying they aren't gloves
>implying they don't retract
I call it the LightSavior
>>582627158
You win
Ayyy
>>582620886
Thats pretty rad. Itll cripple the enemy, then blow their ass up.
>>582627158
>tries to use
>cuts off all fingers
>>582620046
Reminds me of the time some kids were telling me about alternate star wars books. Like fan made but approved to get published.
One had a dude with light sabers surgically put all over his body "but had safety shut offs hooked to his spine so he can't accidentally kill himself."
Another one had "Jedi" from another galaxy. But instead of light sabers they had snakes that when they wanted to fight became all stiff and could cut like a light saber.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONFKSlh5ei4
>>582620783
Reminds me of Transformers G1/G2
Guys guys. Head light lightsabers. Now you can mow down Jedi and see where you're going at night
>>582628062
Love it
>>582627464
Alltho this isnt made by you
>>582622776
first decent response in thread.
How do we archive this gold?
>>582624434
sweet weapon, would use
Sen me pics 4254998584 ;)
>>582625928
Holy kek underrated post
>>582629089
queue nerdgasm
who wins
lazer shovel or lazer hammer
>>582631071
Maximum concentration of power
shit yeah
>>582631086
laser shovel could actually be useful, it would burn away the ground.
Laser hammer would just melt nails
Laser hammer wins for sure
>>582630612
>>582620046
Used by Darth Champ
>>582632176
Ah. I see how that clarifies my post. Thanks!
>>582631910
>>582631350
sith yeah*
>>582620046
>>582627158
kek
>>582629089
jesus christ, why would mix my two favourite things? this would be fucking boss
bump for glory
>>582625439
Oh, fuck. Bruce lee would definitely kill himself with those.
How about a light saber that is attached to a droid, but its a dick. And the droid is very seductive
>droid infiltrates enemy hideouts and ships
>seduces everyone
>fucks them to death
>>582627665
>underated post
>>582634159
it just might be crazy enough to work
Available on etsy. I know what I'm getting my wokie for Christmas!
laser shuriken and throwing knives
also, laser chainsaw
2lazy2drawshitonpaint
>>582626337
>bloon
kek'd
>>582624319
its not even that great you fucking newfag
>>582621548
needs more dick
no handle is pretty unpractically
>>582634735
that's stupid, where is the power supply?
Light saber armor and bracers + light saber knuckles and feet-light sabers for close up fights.
>>582635040
YOU are the power supply
>>582630747
le reddit
For the stealthy
>>582635040
Exactly
>>582621819
you could make up some bullshit about how the guy made his lightsaber this way because it hurts him and the pain helps him meditate and achieve a serene state of mind
>>582629089
Fucking cancerous, just kill me now.
>may the b8 be with you
>>582627665
lol'd
>>582634317
Is that some pokie for your wokie?
There, now it has a functional crossguard that is
a) less likely to chop your fucking hand off if you hold it wrong
and
b) capable of actually locking in another sabre without it causing it to slide the fuck along your sword , chopping off the crossguard
>>582635971
wow this is really good like wow dude seriously this is like revolutionary like shit man you should send this into disney or something fucking wowswers m80
>>582626409
>>582626471
Nah niggas
Someone edit this into star wars related
>>582636236
no, i got an even better idea to send to Disney.
It's like, this weapon that shoots lead, propelled by a gunpowder explosion.
and if a jedi tries to deflect it with their lightsaber, all that will happen is the sabre will melt the metal, causing molten lead to spray all over them at a speed greater than sound.
>>582627665
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
>>582623885
lol you must be from reddit :)
>>582622857
looks like he just says "lightsaber" what an awful gif
>>582627665
Goatse does not dissapoint.
a shield
>>582621548
How does that crossguard even fucking work anyway?
If you were to slide a lightsaber down it'd just cut it off at the emitters
fucking stupid
Everyone sure bitches about the new design. But everyone seems to forget how ridiculous Irek Ismaren/Lord Nyax (and several other characters with similar designs) was in the Expanded Universe.
This shit was canon too.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Irek_Ismaren
Bugged the fuck out of me since I first read it. And yes, he does battle like this.
>>582637667
maybe they're made out of something that resists laser, i dunno
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>>582637783
what a fucking BOSS
>>582637202
kek
>>582620497
Wouldn't this one be a lot more effective like this?
Just cut the bridge alltogether and just do three openings instead
Or even better, five, so they can't just slide the other way around
>>582638316
if it had been like that i wouldn't have had a problem with it, but they just went full retard and now it's a thing lol
>>582626121
i fucking lold
>>582638097
lel kek I just made pic related, because there cant be a thread without a /b/anana
>>582636392
here
>>582624434
Would it actually be so bad though?
>Long handle
>Big ball
>with big star crystal (or whatever) inside)
>pointing in every direction
Sure, it's not as agile as a sword, which makes it hard to use it to dodge, but it could still be an effective slayer weapon
>>582636236
You're a fucking douche. Go eat your mom's dick.
>>582637007
how does it work?
>>582630053
>>582637827
Phrik is one of the few materials that resists lightsaber blows.
Also platsteel, microiron, permcrete, durasteel and other materials can resist blows from lasers. Not actual sabers though. Vader's armor was mixture of obsidian, platsteel and other materials to make it more durable.
>>582638673
this
>>582638316
You gotta wonder how they couldn't think off that in the first place
>>582639031
it'd be heavy as fuck with no benefit because smashing through armour is not necessary when you have a lightsaber
>>582620046
My penis is a light sabre. And the force is strong in this member.
good for fishing
>>582620394
i was thinking of that slut from xmen
>>582624270
made me cringe in an amusing way.
7/10
>>582640802
yes
>>582626524
amazing
imagine an army of these
>>582641352
lol thats awesome
>>582625379
I'm fuckin dying
>>582621819
funny
>>582639550
I think you mean a mixture of bullshit, horseshit, and farts.
jesus fucking christ this whole thread
>>582642431
I kek'd
>>582640028
How about the crystal is inside a really hollow aluminum ball?
Not so heavy anymore
>>582637667
Personally I think it's just esthetics.
It looks brutal, maybe a reference to the claymore.
It just has a very Sith-ish feeling to it.
Making the gaurd point inwards, and close to the blade would nullify that.
But that's just me.
>>582622857
Whos that?
>>582638084
Sorry, lego already done it bro.
>>582637202
i was rotating my hand like a fucking idiot when my mom came into my room
thanks
>>582635971
Fucking yes. That gave me a good idea.
>>582643054
I agree, thats all there is to that design.
Just like the laser that seems more unstable than the sabers in the old films and the difference in sound.
>>582620046
Edward Saberhands
>>582643446
Also. Also. This.
>>582630747
>>582633901
Biggest faggots in this thread
>>582620046
Made this the other day after seeing the trailer
>>582633165
Underrated post
>>582644157
Come to think of it, I can think of a whole plethora of three pronged light sabers better than JJ Fagbrums failed attempt at a Viking sword.
>>582639550
Always thought Vaders armor is made of plastic.
>>582627665
ayy lmao
>>582638084
more like this
>>582622776
Bad ass!!
>>582641817
i can't be the only one that wat
>>582622268
>>582622268
This is pretty good
>>582620394
I doubt he can even handle a Friday night
>>582622776
That's in Battlefront 2 dlc isn't it?
>>582644569
Would this not be practical?
>>582624434
All of my want
>>582621671
develop the game
>>582629495
9/10 would punch the shit out of my enemies