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12 decides what I do with this Ponyta
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12 decides what I do with this Ponyta
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In the ass it goes.
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>>582187770
this, but remember not to fold it.
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>>582187770
rr
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>>582187675
Jizz on it an out some peanut butter, then put on family members face
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>>582187770
rerolling because the time is right
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Cum on it, leave it out to dry.
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>>582187969
Retooling because da time is nigh
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>>582187675
Roll it up and shove it in your ass
12 get
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eat it.
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>>582188096
reroll
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Evolve into Rapidash.
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>>582187675
draw a horsecock on it
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>>582188096
last reroll
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Give it a little kiss and let it sleep in your bed.
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Sacrifice it. Make pentagram on floor out of kitchen condiment. Light candle in middle. Set Ponyta on fire. Try and summon demon. Post pics.
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>>582188512
winrar
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>>582188512
Holy shit I'm waiting for OP to deliver.
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>>582188512
Ya dun it
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>>582188512
winrar
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nothing.
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>>582188512
Oh hell yeah baby!
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>>582188512
OP here

It's coming
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>>582188512
It was destiny
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>>582188512
Well played
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>>582188896
Post progress to keep us entertained
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>>582187675
Insert in anus after covering with benis batter to use as loob
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>>582188512

Nice
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>get a brick
>tape the card to brick
>throw brick/card through your neighbors window
>webm it
>???????
>profit
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36 chambers ofc
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>>582189026
Indeed
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>>582187675
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Know the Demon you intend to summon. This website lists the attributes and available knowledge about different Demons. All of the Goetic Demons are human friendly, as we know from experience.

It is important to have a specific purpose; know exactly *why* you are summoning a particular Demon.

When we ask assistance from a Demon, it is only proper to offer something in return. Be prepared to give something in return. This is something both you and the Demon should agree upon. Remember, the Elder Gods value one’s word, honesty, integrity and one’s honor as the utmost importance. NEVER agree to anything you know you cannot follow through on.

Know the method you plan to use to communicate with the Demon.

Sauce: http://www.angelfire.com/empire/serpentis666/DEMONOLATRY.html
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>>582189692
So you're saying offer a Charizard?
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>>582189692

Summon Azazel so we can ask him why he's so OP on BoI:R

http://www.angelfire.com/empire/serpentis666/Azazel.html
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>>582189141
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>>582189960
IT'S HAPPENING!!!!
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OP may not be a faggot today..
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wait....is that even a REAL ponyta card?? Those things are, like, crazy sick. If that IS a real one, I'd be willing to pay around $60 bucks or so for it. If it is, reply with your address and we can arrange the sale whenever you'd like.
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>>582188512
It's not very effective...
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come on op, we are waiting
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>>582187675
let her free, slavery is against the law
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>>582191612
>vs. paper
It's super effective
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Mod here, you better deliver
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hurry up OP!
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OP here

Get rekt cuz I'm deliviring in a moment
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>>582192081
Delivering*
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>>582191871
>Heaven
>mod
>kek

Kill yourself
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>>582192081
!
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>>582192081
:D
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>>582192081
... Did it work?
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>>582192310
>:D
>kill self
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Almost....
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>>582192457
:(
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Bump, potential in this thread...
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OP delivering sacrificed Ponyta
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>>582187675

shit on it
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>>582192961
nice
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>>582192961
You're doing God's work anon
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>>582192961
What condiment do you have that is blue..
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Close up
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>>582193189
why is there a penis drawn on it
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>>582193314
why not?
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>>582193189
OMG, it survived the FIRE!
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>>582193314
Why not
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>>582192961
>>582193189
Requesting timestamp
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>>582192961
This guy.
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Ponyta has now fully mega evolved into ashes
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>>582193378
Sacrifice a goat now
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>>582193189
Nice
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Do the chant, repeat after me:
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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>>582193189
Keep the rolls going op I believe in this thread.
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OP actually delivered gg
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put it in your salad and eat it
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>>582193489
pee on ashes plz
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>>582192961
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No timestamp = no believed delivered
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>>582193378
Fair enough
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>>582193384
Kek
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>>582193189
This is just fantastic
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Timestamp coming
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>>582193384
Are you retarded? Where else would you find a pick like that?
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>>582193729
The bait shop?
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>>582193729
>mfw bait
>mfw i have no face
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inb4 op is demon sex slave
>and not the good kind, unless you're gay that is
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>>582193384
>>582193652
Pls an hero.
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Dear diary, today OP was a pretty cool guy.
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>>582193384
You stupid or something?
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>>582193909
If I get 7 I will an hero
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>>582193971
If I get dubs you will an hero.
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>>582193384
>"Please timestamp the card you just burned to ashes"
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I got one of those as well
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>>582193971
1 is 7, go die, stream it, with timestamp on your splaterred brain
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>>582194109

>place timestamp next to burnt pile of ash
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>>582193909
>>582193729
>>582193931
Fucking retards
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>>582194110
Do it, we need more power for the ritual to suceed.
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>>582193189
Now put the ashes in your ass.
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>>582194110
ponyta in pooper

>>582193971
rolling
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If 25 snort those ashes
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>>582194230
This! Hurry! While the stars are still aligned!
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>>582194110
Actually I have 4
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>>582194428
give us a number faggot
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>>582194428
We will only need one more for the full sacrifice
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>>582194428
If 0 pared cut to the dick hole
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>>582194704
rolling for dickhole cut
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Here you go fags
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>>582194838
OP, you were not a faggot, congrats.
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>>582194838
Good job Pony-chan
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>>582195000
>>582195082
Was there any doubt? Fucking idiots.
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>>582194110
Join the ritual anon
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>>582194838
The sun will be a little bit brighter today thanks to you.
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Ponyta came to the wrong neighborhood
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>>582187675
cut it up, fry it, eat it
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>>582191460
Go fuck yourself, spiderman.
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>>582195434
Shove all in pooper
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>>582195692
this
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>>582195434
give us a number oh glorious OP
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May the ghost of Ponyta forever haunt me
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yep. this seems like a good spot for a sick dump.
>commencing dump
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>>582196128
Thats not OP dipshit
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I'd rock these
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Shit on it and insert it into your nose
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Bumpity bump bump
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>>582196882
kindly fuck off sir
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>>582196882
Fuck off
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>>582197050
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>>582197135
What?
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