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New thread 0 is get
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I love you
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Hitler did nothing wrong
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>>579608890
Stop being such a bitch and come fuck me with a strap-on.
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My pussy is wet now ;)
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Do what exactly
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>>579608890
Do what? Suck me off?
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>>579608890
Seriously tho I'll take you back just lemme fuck you right in the pussy
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>>579608890
no baby please come back to me
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>>579608890
Let you do what, suck my Dick?
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>>579606973 reroll
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>>579608890
nigga knows an aweful lot about bump limits
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By doing this you mean killing yourself?
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nothing a little deepthroat won't fix
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>>579608916
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Actually Steph, I'm sorry. I really am. Just wanted to get equal. Wanna meet up?
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Do what?
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>>579608890

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my mom being alive.
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>>579608890
roll for "faggots gotta fag"
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Send her a link to the old thread and apologize. Hohoho
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>>579608890
I miss you too but I'm hurt! I have feelings too and you crushed me. If I'm gonna talk, I want some action!
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Okay I'm sorry, lets talk this out over coffee.
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Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my mom being alive.
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Yhu now its all jokes and fun until you say Fuck off to me bitch
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What are you gonna do naughty girl? ;)
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>>579609290
fucking cunt.
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>>579609330
winrarrrrrr
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>>579608890
are you about to kill yourself?
send a pic
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>>579608890
and my "this" you mean me? OK
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>>579609290
lol win
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>>579608890
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>579609330
whenrawr
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>>579609330
shit winrar
don't consider this shit
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Ok you fucking steve urkel looking ass bitch
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>>579608890
OH SHIT. My asshole friend got my phone and sent all of that to you. I love you forever and want you, Steph!
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>>579609330
Winrar. B)
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>>579608890
You gonna kill yourself? It'll take a crane to get you out, you fucking teletubby build having bitch
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babe please dont i love you
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>>579609327
rerolling
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>>579609330
post this
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There is no Andrew, only Zuul
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>>579608890
Im killing myself tonight.
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>>579609290
Winrar is winrar
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beep beep whoop whoop talkin hole buncha shit i aint tryna hear
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>>579609292
reroll
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>>579608890
Babe please don't be like this it was just a laff
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>>579609330

no
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>>579609290
winrar!!
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>>579608890
SRLY Andrew? why did you get this one
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>>579609290
This is winrar.

>>579609330
NOT this, you stupid bunch of chucklefucks.
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>>579609290
>>579609330
Choose Faggot. Id choose B
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>>579609290
>>579609290
>>579609290
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>>579609290
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No choose the one that came fucking first>>579609290
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>>579609770
old thread has been pruned
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>>579609330
>>579609421 >>579609460 >>579609463 >>579609470 >>579609530 >>579609609 >>579609697 >>579609770
Old thread has 404'd.
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>>579609770
kek winrar again
but obviously 1st one is chosen
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>>579609330
Fuck you
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Bob's guns n ammo- 867-5309
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>>579609697
>chucklefucks
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>>579609330
>>579609960
Not winrar anyways, so no, fuck you. :)
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man you faggots really aren't funny

come up with something creative, not nonsensical
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guys this is fake
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>>579609440
winrar. OP send her this
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>>579608890
fucking post new screen shot
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Well she's not answering You killed someone /b/
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This thread
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>>579610083

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my mom being alive.
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I rolled 69. What a waste.
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i was on a ranch yesterday and i saw a horses butt hole, i started licking it and it felt so good but then i looked at it and it reminded me of you since all i saw was shit. so i started sucking his dick and that was more fun.
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>>579610197
Waiting for tomorrow news
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>>579610197
bitch is kil
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>>579610197
Mad. Can you post her obituary with with a thread screencap in a few days?
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>>579610197
what a pussy
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do a flip faggot
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>>579610197
damn. i was saving this.

>so now that your mom is dead, has your dad been molesting you more?
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>>579610197
OP have full pants. Cops can be heard in the distance.
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>>579610197
"It's alright...10/10" - IGN
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>>579610197
steph is kill?
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>>579610197
Oh shit. Abandon thread
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Steph baby, I'm sorry.. Can I kill myself with you?
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>>579610197
nononono YOU KILLED SOMEONE we just told you what you could write
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>>579610197
nah
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>>579610197
I was testing you to see if you lived me but it's clear you don't.
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>>579610197
OP, give us a local news affiliate so we can keep up with this?
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Wich city do we watch the news for?
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>>579610197
OP call her.
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>>579610197
actually OP, you kiled someone. you chose to click "send" we are in no way accountable...right guys?...right?
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>>579610197
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>>579610197
holy mother of god
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I played a small role in this clusterfuck. Oh well, we all have to die some time.
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You Dun Goofed
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>>579610197
op you killed a girl
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>>579610480
Kek
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OP: *isn't fgt*
Steph: *is kill*
OP: *is fgt*
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>>579610403
>>579610480
kek
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>>579610197
atleast you're not a try hard edgymeister, i didn't think she meant she'd kill herself (unless she was suicidal already) i figured she just didn't want anything to do with you
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We better get a follow up tomorrow.
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>>579610534
>>579610486
>>579610480
>>579610447
>>579610447
>>579610442
>>579610424
>>579610404
>>579610403
EVERYBODY CHILL!

OP IS A FAGGOT AND HAS TRICKED US!

good one OP you managed to ruse us
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>>579610197
This is fucked
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k board now
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Steph is not kill. 7 is get
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shut up everyone. it's a 15 year old being dramatic. no one is kil.
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what news station shall we keep up with?
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Call her now, dont be a fucking nigger
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>>579610197
nice.
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and you believe in this bitch? lol
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>I killed a girl and I liked it
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>>579610796
fucking this
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>>579610794
youre such a beta faggot
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>>579610794
so now that your mom is dead, has your dad been molesting you more?
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>be me
>long day of studying
>ahuehue time for /b/
>see this thread
>op gets kil
>mfw
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Don't listen to him he wanted this
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>>579610794
i think it's high time steph got a good shrekting ;)
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baby it was all a joke, to show you how much I love................your mom
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>>579610794
Im joking about the 4chan thing fuck you and your stupid mothers existence
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rollin'
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>>579610794
I love you bae
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>>579610794
Thank fuck for that, I forgot to tell you how great it is having a mother who's still alive. You can off yourself now though. ;)
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>>579610907
Winrar
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>>579610794
I'm very sorry Steph. Can I somehow say sorry?
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>>579610907
oh my fucking days..... winrar.
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>>579610794
>almost killed her
>proceeds with thread
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Will you help me cock slap philipino babies?
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Steph no die

Continue
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fuck my life for one sec i tought you joined your mom
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>>579610691
I was thinking she is going to come beat him up and OP got scared
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>>579610794
I was scared. Didn't want ya to end up like your mom, after all.
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>>579610794
Ever heard of /b/ or 4chan?
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Just checking to see if you did it yet, now do it.
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Look it's been a tough week ...I'm tired, u tired?
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>>579610794
can i come over and perform cunnilingus on you
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Im just horny thats all. Sorry babe i missed you too
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I just wanted to watch you do it, haha. When should we meet up? Can I film it?
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I'm sorry about that, tell me why you miss me so much?
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>>579610907
Oh Christ... Winrar
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Tell her it was all because you realized you had a small dick and had to give in to the peer pressure from us alphas making you feel like the betafag you are
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>>579610643
lol
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>>579610907
KEK
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>>579610794
I am so sorry. one of my asshole friends got my phone and said all that stuff! I love you and want to live my life with you forever!
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>>579610907
YES

WINRAR
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>>579610930
Reroll
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>>579610794
if this is real, and you're not tricking us, then be nice to her now.

If I get winrar I want you to write:

I'm an idiot for saying what I said. You're the most amazing person ever and I love you and you deserve only good things to happen to you steph.
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>>579610794
i wuz bored lol
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>>579610907
>>579610907
>>579610907


winrar

>oh fuck
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>>579610907
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>>579610907
NIGGA!
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>>579610907
>>579610907
>>579610907
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>>579610907
>dat win doe
>ahuehue
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>>579610907
THIS WINRAR
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>>579610907
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>>579610907
Oh shit! Kek to the max!
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>>579610794
I was angry that you left me so I wanted payback, maybe it went a bit overboard. I am sorry, get a coffee tomorrow and talk?
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Do it OP
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>>579610907
i actually feel kinda bad now.
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8 is
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>>579610907
>>579610907
>>579610907
>>579610907
mother fucking winrar
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lol jokes why the fuck would I let other people decide what I saw, idgaf if you kill yourself or not go for it
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Someone save this please
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Sorry Steph.
I love Aron now.
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>>579611336
The fuck? Nigga why you aint post the pic?
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Yes this turn her emotional roller coaster back to positive .... Before sending her over the final cliff
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>>579611336
Holy attentionseek the almighty
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>>579611336
dude, wat. this needs to stop for real now.
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>>579611336
kekekekek
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How about you take a chill pill before I make you an orphan you fat negroid
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Can you do me a favor and join your mother in hell? This is serious. I really fucking hate you and wish youd die.
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Trying to visit your mom again?
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>>579611336
When you REALLY kill yourself, which I hope you do, at least send me a pic of your tits first?
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>>579611408
Winrar
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>>579611408
kek'd
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>>579611336
Ever heard of /b/ or 4chan?
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>>579611336
Stop popping birth control pills like tictacs bitch.
Stupid ass chucklefuck thinkin' you can off yourself on that shit. No wonder your mother is dead.
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>>579611408
the winrar
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>>579611336
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>>579611336
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

For my roll: I know I would.
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>>579611408
winrar`
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>>579611336
>suicide by pills

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT A FUCKING PUSSY SHIT NIGGER DO YOU REALIZE THAT HAS LIKE A 30% CHANCE OF ACTUALLY KILLING YOURSELF

WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING HANG YOURSELF, YOU HAVE LIKE A 95% CHANCE OF SUCCESS AND IT DOESN'T HURT HALF AS MUCH AS PILL SUICIDE
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>>579611336
I want to buttfuck you with my nigger rape dong and cum over your small suicidal titties
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>>579611336
Ravioli ravioli you killed your mommyoli
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>>579611336
Call me if you ever wanna try anal fisting
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all jokes steph dont be a steph
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>>579611408
Kek
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>>579608890
can somebody give me some context?
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>>579611408
You fucking nigger!
>topkek
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can anyone link/post the past conversation?
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>>579611464
Hush sweet anon
Let the rolls decide
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>>579611620
10/10 good get
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>>579611620
Fucking top Ken. Crying right now
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>>579611560
UHM.....
NOT EVERYONE IS AS PRO AS ROBIN WILLIAMS WITH TYING NOOSES BRUH
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>>579611408
>>579611408
>>579611408
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>>579611336
>Ravioli ravioli you killed your mommyoli
rolling for this
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>>579611336
Pills take time to be absorbed, you liar.
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Im gonna go Steve Urkel on your negroid ass
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>>579611620
reroll
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>>579611336
You sicko.
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>>579611748
me too
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>>579611695
this will go down into the anals of history. someone will make a ylyl image out of this and you'll see it then.
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>>579611336
make it a 2 number winrar this thread is broken or god must be playing
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I'm sorry but it's just that Im in love with you
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>>579611337
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>>579611751
that or this is real and shes being paranoid. but most likely OP lying
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>>579610907
JESUS
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>>579611560
i once heard about a girl who did an attention suicide (not really planning on dying) by taking a bunch of ibuprofen. she winds up in the hospital about 8 hours later and learns that she will die in 3 days due to severe damage to her liver(?)
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>>579611706
This picture goes so well with comment
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>>579611748
Winrar
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lets just hope she doesnt go to fucking /b/ like this moron told her
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>>579611336
Oh shit OP I think you should stop. She seems super unstable. If she dies the cops will see her text messages and you'll be fucked
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>>579611408
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>>579611560
by the way you speak, you sound like a pro on suicide. except you're still alive, thats weird. i guess you also need to learn a few things about suicide.
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Many keks. 5
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>>579611951
he didnt say /b/ he said 4chan
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>>579611497
>>579612029

Reroll
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>>579611972
thats a posibility
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>>579612029
Maybe you could join us?
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>>579611880
The wording "she" used was indicative of what an attention seeker would say. But yeah it's probably all fake.
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>>579611748
Winrar, top kek
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>>579612029
But it's okay, we can still have something on the side... If you're willing to fuck my ass raw with a strap on. ;)
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>>579612029
Arryn? Wasn't it supposed to be "Anon"?

Rolling for:
boards.4chan.org/b/thread/579608890
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Did you ever consider spreading the communist agenda on your local graveyard?
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>>579612029
3 way?
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Babe Ill make it up to you
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>>579612029
but i still love you ( . Y . )
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>>579612029
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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>>579612029
Well, I use to eat shit from her ass, then kiss you goodnight :/
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>>579612029
Did I say already, that I went over to Germany and fucked 30 aryan girls?
Just wanted you to know.
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>>579612095
Winrar
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>>579612029
Its just so hard when you're so cute and I'm so horny and theres only a few layers of clothing separating our genitals
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>>579608890
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>>579612095
winrar'd
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Sorry, I will take you back. I miss the way you hugged me with your mouth
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>>579611620
Rerolling for this.
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>>579611695
http://4archive.org/b/thread/579603106
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>>579612029
Ravioli Ravioli your mommy is Fucking dead
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Will you help me cock slap philipino children
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>>579612029
I'm just kidding. Marry me Steph. Please. I love you so much.
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>>579612175
This wins.
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>>579612029
fuck you right in the pussy
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>>579612029
OP you have tricks me.
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I love Tom too
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>>579612029
I remember the day you told me you were leaving
I remember the make-up running down your face
And the dreams you left behind you didn't need them
Like every single wish we ever made
I wish that I could wake up with amnesia
And forget about the stupid little things
Like the way it felt to fall asleep next to you
And the memories I never can escape
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>>579612095
>>579612095
win?
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>>579612095
winner
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>>579612130
yea, kinda sucks. it was a good thread too. had me scared for a bit thinking we were all going to get arrested too haha
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Arryn eats my ass sooooo much better than you ever would
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Just arrived, someone can post the old thread? I need to see this.
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Yeah, suicidal thoughts are usually a turnoff
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>>579612291
Richard no
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>>579612029
You're a scumbag.

I hope these rolls and texts fill that empty hole where your heart was supposed to be.

Maybe this will make you feel better about your uncle touching you, OP.
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>>579612160
>boards.4chan.org/b/thread/579608890

THIS^
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apologize and link both threads
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>>579612095
FUCK YOU!!! YOU MONSTER!!!
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