Would u suck mah dick?

i may let you come cuddle if you send me a pic of your asshole...

I'm down for a mfm. Know any bi dudes?

Bitch can't even spell. I wouldn't let her cuddle my dick with her cunt if it meant saving my life.

Show me what you are wearing

I will give you what you want girl. But first you gotta send me a pic of a sharpie in your pooper.

zhu gotta suck my dick tho

Only if you wrap your legs around me.

>>579501107
Welp, winrar

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4 gets

Go fuck her instead of being a beta faggot on /b/

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slap da pork

I'm not impressed, you need to motivate me

come closer and take off that fucking hat.

show me that ass

Lemme see dat ass

>>579501508
Those shorts look uncomfortable ;)

>>579501684
;)

>>579501684
winner

I'm not coming over until you use proper english.

Lol the bros doing work

>>579501684
>Winrar

>>579501024
so you'd rather die a virgin??

>inb4 BURN

Alright, i'm on my way

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3 gets

Now same pic but minus the threads.

I need you to really show me that you want me

>>579501024
BURN

>>579501679
Those black and white photos make me want to punish her with my phallus.

>>579501994
Go to bed child.

>boot

Need to see what's waiting in the pot of gold

nudes maybe?

>>579502026

i mean that you need to show me what you're wearing underneath

show me your tits

Get em out

let me see that ass

>>579502113
Nice nice

Just show me the tits.

How about a pic with less... clothes ;)

>>579502074
She got ass let see and reroll

>>579502026
Send noodz immediately

>>579502113
winrar

>>579502113
Poor execution, but you're our only hope /b/ro

>>579502113
ding ding ding

>>579502113
winner winner chicken dinner

>>579502026
show me a little less clothing

>>579502113
Winner chicken dinner

Fuck you mean what I mean? I want to see dat booty

>>579502220
so close to quads tho

>>579501679
shes fat ugly and underaged. op confirmed for 16 year old virgin faggot

saging garbage cancer thread

>>579502113
Winner winner chicker dinner

better swallow this load, useless cumslut

>>579502403
Ayy lmao

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gonna need to try harder /b/

5 gets

>>579502113
you ruined it. watvh

>>579502461
ayy

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>>579502403
nice

>>579501679
looks kinda like my ex

shes obviously dtf go fuck her then post pics

>>579502403
Roll

>>579502471

if you want me to come over you gotta make me want it, so far im not feeling it. if you get my dick hard i'll be there in a heartbeat. up to you bae (<- just for lulz)

show me your ass

Ugh, alright. Where do you live?

I'm not coming over till you show me something good.

>>579502535
winrar

Tits or no cock for you

nah girl I'm gonna need something to prove you're not fucking around, show me how much you want it

Ok is a feggit

>>579502471
Show me a preview of whats to come.

>>579502471

Need to see what's waiting in the pot of gold

>>579502605
This

>>579502471
>>579502535
oh no

>>579502595
Winrar!!!!

>>579502471
Well a sample might motivate me more :) show me what I'm coming for

Show me your asshole and i"ll be there

>>579502535
God damnit

>>579502510
straight to the fucking point, what else ya gonna do with that? just look at the way she's posing in the pics

>>579502471
I'll only show you mine if you show me yours

>>579502595
winner

Need to show me what I need first bb

>>579502595
win.rar

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>>579502312
Anon confirmed for needing to justify his own existence by belittling others, therefore making himself feel superior and important in the vast myriad of the internet.

Seriously though, if you aren't interested in the thread why bother posting?

>>579502605
Kek

im sorry i cant right now. i'll come tomorrow for sure. but i wish youd give me somethin to look forward to.

>>579502595
deliver on this OP!

Why the fuck aren't you banging her?
Good lord you beta pussies piss me off, some bitch wants your dick and you post it on 4chan and leave the chat to rolls.

>>579502708
You're the reason the rest of the world thinks 4chin is cancer.

that and the furries.
and the traps
and the gore
fuck it.

i really want to see your asshole farting

>>579502535
he was not in the running to become americas next top model
>>579502595
go with this for lulz

>>579502535
you fucking fuck

>>579502535
Not this please op don't deliver this

>>579502595

Winrar!!!

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you're fucking up /b/

8 gets

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>>579502760

>>579502931
Faggot.

>>579502931
wtf dude

Retarded friend got were we again

>>579502931
that was for someone else sorry.
anyways lets see dat ass

ayyyy lamfo wnt sum fuk

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>>579502931
That wasn't even the correct get you fucking retard, pool is closed everyone this Is now a PUDDI thread

>>579502931
Over. Fucking dip shit.

>>579502931
fucking moron
>>579502595
was the winrar

>>579502931

because i used to fuck her senseless. you're making my dick hard. i just need some extra boost to be arsed to get over there, show me some ass bae

>>579503018
YES!

>>579503018
fuck

Sorry, I just get really nervous around shemales

>>579502931
just post boobs to get me started,and I'm coming over.
must include your sweet little face.

>>579503018
FUCKING WHY

Alright trainride to hell we go

>>579503018
Ahold of my phone°

>>579503048
great way to end
WINRAR

>>579502931
for fucks sake OP, just don't deliver on ones that clearly weren't meant to be rolls. If someone rolls for something that fucks it up - then yeah you kind of have to deliver but not on the ones that actually aren't even in it.

I suggest you send a message without a roll to get this back on track and then carry on.

>>579502931
Well, if I come over will you forgive me? Thats a very-off putting comment I shouldn't have made.

>>579502931
you* you* your*. its possessive you dumb cunt

>>579502931
Do you not know how to spell "you" you God damn retard fat cunt?!

>>579503048

FOR FUCKSSSSSSS

omg.

AYY BB, U WAN SUM FUK?

Your fucking up faggit

>>579503018
First 8 is gonna get us no where. But oh my jesus I'm ready.

>>579503124
its over. we should just fuck with this crew sock wearing ghetto teenie

don't fuck this up OP.

>>579500617
............))))))...(((.

>>579502931
Scrublord.

Sorry, send nudes and I'll come :^)

>>579503160
Is a side conversation. Not a roll

This is a pretty much unsalvageable endeavor at this point

>>579503132
It's obviously "yhu" fucking tard

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3 gets

Where you bb

>>579503282
Just send nudes, if I am pleased I'll come over.

>>579503282
sorry baby, im a bit shaky, never had this happen to me before. i want you to slide on my dick but im a bit scared... can you send me some nudes to get me in the mood?

>>579503282
I'm op. And I'm dum az fuk

Show me that culo mami

>>579500617
post her #

>>579503353
winrar

You got condoms"?

>>579503282
if you wanna fuck that's cool. show me what you're workin with or beat it

Sorry, I can't think straight right now. Baby please, just one picture ;) Then ill come over for you.

>>579503282
U want sum of my 2 inch baby meat?

>>579503282
if you want me to come over you gotta make me want it, so far im not feeling it. if you get my dick hard i'll be there in a heartbeat. up to you bae

>>579503353
>579503353▶
>Where you bb
winrar.rar

>>57950328>>579503353
Terrible get, kill yourself pls

>>579503413
Winrar

>>579503353
Live

>>579503282
you just fucked up OP

I want to come over but i need nudes as a motivation

>>579503282
roll

>update
>>579503353
nevermind

>>579503353
lol instant

>>579503282

listen, lets keep it simple. if you get my dick hard with a sneakpeak picture, i will be omw. Deal?

>>579503413
Winrar

>>579503413
This is a good winrar once again. Deliver it OP!

>>579503413
THIS YOU NIGGER

>>579503495
roll`

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1 gets

The clock is ticking.

>inb4 OP delivers stupid shit and fucks up

OP is being a nigger.

You looked a lot more sexy through your bedroom window

>>579503497
>>579503527
>>579503531
>>579503438

Y'all motherfuckers need jesus

>>579503608
OP is fucking retarded

lets play a game, if you get my dick hard with nudes ill come over ;)

>>579503608

are you touching yourself for me bae?

>>579503608
Yeah, I'll come over, but where do you live?

>>579503608
Show me that body and I'll come over ;)

Babe please, just a quick nude ;)

>>579503608
>>579503413
Rolling for this again

>>579503608
I'll come over and apologize in person, I feel like facebook messaging won't cut it. Forgive me please?

>>579503659
this

>>579503671
winrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaarrrrr

im breaking up with you bitch

>>579503495
Just gimme a little sample babe, and I'll be over. Sorry for the stupid shit

>>579503440
Why can't you speak in complete sentences retard?

>>579503671
There we go winar

>>579503495
rerolllll

>>579503608
well, she is not contributing to the convo. You all fucked it up

>>579503608
if you want me to come over you gotta make me want it, so far im not feeling it. if you get my dick hard i'll be there in a heartbeat. up to you bae

(Btw fucking tard choose the best winrar between 2 winrar)

>>579503671
winrar

>>579503671
Winrar

>>579503691
suck my dick you faggot

>>579503608
u mad baby? u dont want my cock anymore? Take there is a pic for you to remember it *cock pic here*

>>579503671
FINALLY

Look, I really want to be inside you, but I need my dick hard. Motivate me, how are you going to make my dick hard?

OP, you made the thread bad.

>OP is cancer
>OP's thread is cancer

you should have postet what he said >>579503413
>if you want me to come over you gotta make me want it, so far im not feeling it. if you get my dick hard i'll be there in a heartbeat. up to you bae
...!

anal? i'll eat it first ;)

>>579503608
Shove your hand in the garbage disposal you ugly piece of trash

>>579503671
thank fuccccccccccck!

Why are you beta faggots so fucking serious about this, OP doesn't give a single fuck about fucking her, make this funny you fuckwits.

if you want me to come over you gotta make me want it, so far im not feeling it. if you get my dick hard i'll be there in a heartbeat. up to you bae

everyone post this so OP doesnt fuck up anymore

So when did you break up with that old nigger? I bet your pussy is just gaping from his 9" cock.

YOU WHORE, THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST.

>>579503865
this

>>579503839
You do realise that we only want nudes of her?

>>579503839
won't be funny if she squids out in the first 3 rolls

>>579503608
Why don't you just fuck her... wtf

if you want me to come over you gotta make me want it, so far im not feeling it. if you get my dick hard i'll be there in a heartbeat. up to you bae

OP confirmed for badass, he replied with the first get, who gives a fuck about the rest.

such cancer

>>579503903
+1

Hey bitch gimmie some of that disease

>>579503918
that face

>>579503928
this again!

>>579503918
>>

>>579503973
+2

>>579503981
pff why do always the fucktards win

>>579503839
Because it's not hard to say funny shit and get ignored or whatever within a couple of replies. But getting nudes on threads like this? That shit doesn't even happen, so clearly that's the top priority, then people like you can roll for "boobies he he" or whatever "funny" shit you wanna say

>>579503973
>>579504047
+3

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>>579503839
haha someone gets it

5 gets

You rock OP

>>579504112
You fucktards ruined this thread

>>579504125
*slow clap*

>>579504112
Okay I'll come over

>>579504125
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
PERFECTION OF /b/!

>>579503973
>>579504047
>>579504107
+4

>>579504112
OP, you ruined it....
you should had posted this: >>579503928

Now we need more..

>>579504125
lol

>>579504125
why

if u want me to come over you gotta make me want it, so far im not feeling it. if you get my dick hard i'll be there in a heartbeat. up to you bae

>>579504125
well

>>579504112
On my way, I want to hold you and tell you its gonna be all better. Being in my arms will help that.

>>579504112

Look honey, I aint got time for playin. Show me that body and I will break down your door and give you the dick.

You want me to come or not? All up to you bb

I'm so sorry, I'll make it up to you, I'm on my way out the door. Send me your address.

>>579504125
OHMYGODKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK

No, I WANT to be fucking with you. I just need motivation :)

>>579504107
Like I'd stick my dick in you anyways

Fucking with you? I could be fucking you but I want a sample of what's to offer before I sign the dotted line ;)

>>579503495
>>579503495
>>579503495
>>579503495
>>579503495

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>>579504189

>>579504125
You rot in hell you filthy cunt!

>>579504125
Kill your self. Maricon.

>>579504112
I like it when niggers tongue punch my fart box.

>>579504125
IHHAHAHAHHAHA YES! WINRAR

>>579504112
if you want me to come over you gotta make me want it, so far im not feeling it. if you get my dick hard i'll be there in a heartbeat. up to you bae

>>579504217
This

>>579504125
Fuck this fucking guy my get was way fucking better.

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>>579504080
One of life's big mysteries. We'll never know why the fucktards always win.

i said nudes NOW bitch

>>579504276
Is a fucking side conversation and not a roll, fucking new fag...

>>579504367
No it wasn't. You're not funny or original, faggot.

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lmfao

2 gets

OP you are ruining a very nice fuck.
Stop being beta and go for it.

>>579504448

You're one ugly cunt. I'm going to come over and kill you. Than post your body all over 9gag. Those sick fucks will enjoy that. God you're so fucking ugly.

>>579504410
Pre sure it still counts motherfucker

>>579504448
Yes its me. Don't know how that got there. Anyways, look, I'm sorry for being weird, if I come over, will you forgive me?

>>579504448
lol

>>579504448
sorry my fucking friends took my shit. They're gone. Last I had my phone you wanted to see me. Still game?

>>579504324
Reroll

>>579504448
so, we lost....

Someone better deliver a good excuse

U want a dick pic? I gotta warn u though that my junks pretty messed up since I tried shoving it through my neighbours mail slot

>>579504448
My friend keeps taking the phone. Show me your tits and I'll be right over.

>>579504448
if you want me to come over you gotta make me want it, so far im not feeling it. if you get my dick hard i'll be there in a heartbeat. up to you bae

Yes it's me, I'm coming over. Where do you live?

Yes baby. Show me that ass

Listen baby, I will pound you hard and eat you up and down until you scream my name. I can pleasure you through every curve and tickle the right spots. You'll be dripping. You'll be mine.

>>579504448
Hahaha

>>579504448
Okay I'll come fuck you

I'm out of this thread. I hope you niggers get ebola

>>579503495
>>579503495
>>579503495

>>579504448

Is a fucking side conversation and not a roll, fucking new fag...
/thread

Also: if you want me to come over you gotta make me want it, so far im not feeling it. if you get my dick hard i'll be there in a heartbeat. up to you bae

>>579504532
haha why not.

There is so much beta in this thread. I can feel the fedora manifesting on my head.

"because we want nudes"

12 year old virgins.