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Anonymous (ID: IkPlheA0)
2014-11-11 09:38:34 Post No. 578834736
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Anonymous (ID: IkPlheA0)
2014-11-11 09:38:34
Post No. 578834736
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Story time, /b/
>Be me
>Be last night
>Smoking out my window
>See black silhouette running through my street into the park
>He's holding two frozen pizzas
>whatthefuck.ext
>Seconds later, group of 6 guys run after him
>"GIVE US THE FUCKING PIZZA"
>"THEY'RE MY FUCKING PIZZAS"
>Decide to check the park because fuck it
>Standing on other side of the street the park is
>See silhouette beat the shit out of groupies with fucking frozen pizzas
>FROZEN PIZZAS
>4 guys on the ground, pizzabro still on some kung fu shit
>Two remaining guys take out knives
>Pizzabro stabbed in the arm
>Drops pizza
>Decide "fuck it"
>Kick one of them behind the knee, he falls
>Stabs me in the leg
>IN THE LEG
>I kick him in the head
>fuckmyleg.jpg
>Pizzabro beats up last guy
>Guys run
>Take pizzabro into apartment because he got fucking stabbed
>Tell him we should call an ambulance
>"Nah fuck dat"
>We patch ourselves up
>Bandages+duct tape=patched up
>He gives me a pizza and leaves
>Sit in couch thinking about what the fuck just happened
>Got stabbed for a pizza
![pizza2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/z2eviTS.jpg "pizza2[1].jpg")
