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New thread faggets

4, 5
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This was winrar in the last thread before it 404'd, OP:
Holy fucking shit that was my drunk friend, please forgive me. I...I love you, Kate
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>>575879218
Becouse I love you and want to make sweet loving to you.
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>>575879218
No bitch. It's all me. I think i'm going through psychosis though. Please lock all of your doors so i cant do anything stupid..
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call 911 im going to end it tonight
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look a friend had it... please let me make it up to you by dinner :)
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No, I have my phone. I do love you, but I have some problems.
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I AM TAKING A REALLY BIG SHIT AND IT IS PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF AGGGHHHH!!!!!
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>>575879312
Can confirm
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>>575879312
yup
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I'm sorry I'm being a bad boy I'm trying to impress the internet nee ner nee ner wub wub
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Yuh got me fam, he said he'd be back in five. What you wanna talk about till he gets back boo boo?
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>>575879218
babe. I'm sorry. please forgive me, you probably won't believe me, but my friend snatched my phone while we were playin playstation.
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>>575879218
Sorry, was a friend. But I'm really in love with you
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im fucked up sorry...i just want you to love me but dont know how since im a pathetic fag
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>>575879354
Winnar
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i love you its just i made this post on 4chan
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>>575879312
Confirmed WINRAR
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lemme licc ya ass doe... do it 4 a reel 1 lnfao yam say? smh on reese thotties hoo b duccin tha nigga wit a trigger
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poop
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>>575879312
Confirmed for yes
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Rolling for: ayy lmao
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look... its... just that i really wanna see your anus
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>>575879218
i plan to kill you, your family, and as many cops as i can tonight
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>>575879218
Sorry, that was my goldfish talking. His name is Heineken.
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Faggot OP just changed the name of a friend to do this, fucking triple niggler I hate you.
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All I want to do, please for the love of god, all I want is to eat your fucking ass
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my idiot friend took my phone after intols him i had crush on you... sorry for that. but its true, i still love you. was a bit scared telling you that coz i dont know if u feel the same...
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>>575879312
I'll take it.

0
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for the love of god, quit while you still have an out, OP...
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let me just drown in your pussy man come on
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You whore! Why are you taking so long to text me back!? I know he's there with you!

I can see him from the fucking bush outside!
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Say some random friend of yours
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>>575880020
It's me now though, I really do love you... I have loved you ever since I first met you
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>>575880020
Don't speak to me ever again, fat whore.
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Some random... I drunkenly was telling people I confessed my feelings for you after 5 years.
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>>575880020
i'll stop fucking around kevin if you start fucking around me. preferably with me, but things can be arranged either way
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Penis
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I'm not fucking around Kate. I honestly love you and you are treating me like shit.
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you dont know him, look main point is i love you... wanna go out?
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>>575880027
This
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>>575880020
you know what. im tired of talking. titpic or gtfo, you bitch
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>>575880020
Did I ever tell you about [insert name of one of the people you hate here]?
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>>575880020
HAHAHA!!!
No one did!!!! Bitch!!! I was just joking!!!

HAHA!!!! #getrekt
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That was a lie, show me titties
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>>575880020
A friend of mine, I told him I love you and while I was getting beer, he took my phone and wrote that shit, I do love you thou
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>>575880020
kevin pls
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>>575880196
THIS
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If you dont love me back I think I'll have to kill myself :-p
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>>575880020
You don't know him.. I really do have feelings for you
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your a bitch and a stupid one to and gay
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>>575880270
winrar
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>>575880020
It was youngster joey, he took it while I was paralyzed by his weedle...
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rolling
Phil had it, but it doesnt matter, now you know the truth.
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>>575880020
It was (insert your friends name here), fucking asshole, please forgive me, I love you Kate
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>>575880020
His name is Brandon and he says he's sorry. Why do you think girls wont date him?
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>>575880240
winrar
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>>575880260
winrar
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>>575880240
win
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>>575880240
winzip
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>>575880020
i really want to see the damage control for this
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>>575879218
i am going to kill your family as well.
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I am coming over were going to repopulate the world
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>>575880260
Winrar
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gimme dat good good, you fucking whore
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>>575880260
WINRAR
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>>575880240
Huzzah for the winrar
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>>575880381
cause they think hes a fag. id suck brandon off any day
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>>575880381
Because he is ugly as fucking hell
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>>575880381
hahahah i always see that kid on soc
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>>575880240
Not a bad winrar.
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it was Pete and Andre.
We're in a fantasy league together
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>>575880514
>>575880504
>>575880447

nope. didn't come first. nice try idiots
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don't fuck with me you limp wristed fag i'll fuck your pussy shut
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>>575880589
Shut up Ruxin
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Why are people finding it so difficult to tell which post came first? They display in order, it's not tricky

Captcha: thatGot Win
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>>575880826
nice try tall guy
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Katie, I love you. Please stop breaking my heart and let me rape your corpse.
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Shit nigger

2
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D E V I L I S H T A C T I C S
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Send her a picture of your dick wrapped in a slice of cheese.
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>>575880260
reroll
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>>575881013
niggers tongue my anus
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>>575880240
Real winn
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>>575881013
Ah fuck
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>>575880365
Re rawl
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look bitch say yes or fucking die
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believe me you dont know my magic the gathering friends
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>>575880381
rerol
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>>575880939
Fucking Rafi?!? Where the fuck did you come from?
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>>575881013
Go with >>575880381
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>>575881013 his name is Suq Mah Diq, hes arab
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>>575881043
reroll
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Names David, he's a navy seal
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Yea I'm lying lol. Fuck me tho
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>>575881013
He's named John Doubjon, I've known him a couple of years from [insert plausable thing here].

captcha John doubjon
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Are you feeling aroused by my new skype photo?
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>>575881013
Brandon, the dickhead. But seriously I love you and would love to eat you out some day.
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I'm sorry, it's just...your body drives me crazy
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send him a picture of a random dude
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Fine you got me. I am a faggot
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>>575881116
levi martin
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>>575881013
LISTEN BITCH I WEAR THE PANTS AROUND HERE I WILL NOT TELL YOU HIS NAME AND WE ARE GOING TO GO TO A MOVIE AND THEN WE ARE GOING TO FUCK FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR OVER AT MY HOUSE
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>>575881172
rarwin
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His name is chad chadstein
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>>575880381
Send this
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>>575881172
winRAR
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>>575881013
It dosen't matter he took off wana hang out ?
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his name is robert paulson
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its bruce ok... bruce got his parents killed and now its really fucked up
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My friend Lenny (insert face here)
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Josh, This asshole i just meet at his party, Shit Katie im sorry, im a bit drnk
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I would drag my scrotum against broken glass just to smell the chair you sat on in third grade.
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>>575881252
win
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>>575881013
shes smart
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>>575880198
reroll
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Don't wear pants next time, slut.
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>>575881442

Roll Roll Roll
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>>575881013
ask how many sharpies she can fit in her pussy
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>>575881013
just show her this >>575879218
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>>575881558
Nigga you stupid
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>>575881708
yeah do this OP, girls love it
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>>575881216
i was here. where did you come from? scrote squad
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>>575881013
christopher poole
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>>575881867
Omg... Rafi are you watching scat porn in my child's bed?
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>>575881013
>>575881708
this
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>>575882025
Chalupa batman's bed forever uncleeeeeean
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>>575882207

Shit-sipping frittatta/10
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I'm afraid I must go
someone save this shit please and repost to /b/ tomorrow?
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Kevin what the fuck is taking you so long?
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>>575880381
roll for this
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>>575882025
baby jeffrey is my son!
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>>575882332
he probably got v& because she called the police. cuz you know.. he kinda said he was goinjg to kil her.
sorry op
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Clean slate, you autists.

23, 43, 25, 74, 90, 46
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He's [insertnameofpersonunohere], apparently he was playing a game on 4chan getting people to post the dumbest shit they could think of.
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I seriously have been in love with you forever
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>>575881013
Look why would I post all of that? He took my phone and I noticed when the damage was already done. Now you didn't answer my question... :)
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Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.
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>>575882535
so, do you feel the same way?
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>>575882535
Thank you. But seriously.. send me a tit pic
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>>575882535
Haha thanks, anyway.
Wanna grab some coffee?
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>>575882535
all i wanted to say was ive had feelings for you for years. i can pick you up tomorrow and well talk about it, if you want.
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>>575882535
so i was thinking about killing you, your family, and as many cops as i can take down. after you suck my cock at gun point, of course
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i'm a huge fagit
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>>575882535
Hi I'm Dan
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>>575882535
Wanna go do something this week? To make up for my friend lol
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Send some nudes slut
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ok now can we agree to go out on a date?
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>>575881281
Reroll
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>>575882603
Reroll
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He was right about one thing though.. I have kinda loved- or at least had a big crush on you for a while now.. I kinda want to get that out in the open.
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>>575882535
I actually have loved you for all these years, though.
Do you feel the same way? Even slightly?
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>>575882535
so, getting away from all that weird stuff...

does your pussy stink?
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>>575882650
reroll
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>>575882664
reroll
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>>575882673
reroll
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>>575882716
bump
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look, i'm still mad at you from the last time we talked. you broke my heart!
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>>575879218
i want to stab you and fuck the wounds
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>>575882650
rollin
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The truth is that I do have strong feelings for you and I haven't had the nerve to let you know. Don't mean to put you on the spot, but I have to let you know because it's been killing me for all these years. Don't know how you feel about this, but please tell me you have some feelings for me.
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>>575879218
â–²
â–² â–²
:^)
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>>575882690
winrar
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I gotta get back at him! Gimme some ideas haha.
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>>575882742
Rereroll
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>>575882535
ask how many sharpies she can fit in her pussy
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I love nigger dick in my tongue anus
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the part about me loving you thou... thats true
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>>575882535
doubjon
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>>575882765
rolling for this
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>>575882765
roll
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>>575882650
roooooooll
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We need eachother

i hate kikes
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I'll be honest, I want to be on you. With your consent and everything.
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So how badly do you want to see my cock right now
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>>575882535
I really was the one that said I liked you though. That was when I told my friend I was finally confessing to you and he stole my phone.
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get off 4chan and just talk to her
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>>575882835
rerollin rollin rollin
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>>575882768
reroll
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>>575882690
Ayyy, winrar
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>>575882889
Rererererollll
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niggers tongue my anus
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>>575881708
FUCKING DO THIS
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>>575882930
roll
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Rawlin' for

So, do you watch Naruto?
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I've been trying to tell my parents that I'm gay for 7 months now, but being christian as they are, I'm finding it hard.What should I do.
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I enjoy the sound of your diaphragm being stimulated
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i really like you kate, and i'd like to start an intimate relationship with you. you fuck me, then i fuck you and so on until we both reach exhaustion. Then pass out holding each other in a puddle of our own shit, cum and blood.
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I saw nudes of you a while ago and have thought of you ever since.
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one of two things are happening. my cock in yoiur as or my gun in your mouth. you decide
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>>575882971
reroll, we want tits.
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>>575882690
hello
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Hey I just drove by your house and I saw a black man creeping through the bedroom window? wtf?
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>>575882995
Stfu faggot
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>>575883089
Continue to roll
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>>575882690
winrar op
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>>575882690
then later maybe you can grab something else and we'll take it from there
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>>575882690
win fucking rar
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So, what do you think about the Jews?
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>>575882971
Reroll!
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>>575882690
boring winrar
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>>575883525
25 also winrar add it in
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You ever get so nervous that you text someone weird things? Or find spaghetti in your pockets?
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>>575883525
>>575882690
Double WinRar?!
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Can you send me a full body picture? I want to send it to realdoll so I can get a doll of you made. So I can fuck you every night.
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pls
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dude... number
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>>575883790
yes i meant it all
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>>575883790
LOL =)))
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yes. ive loved you for years.
fuck the numbers, u forgot to type them, just pick this u fucking autist
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>>575883790
Yes... I really have loved you for years
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>>575883790
Yes, of course ;) I've wanted you forever...
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>>575883790
yes. i am going to rape you in half an hour. prepare, cunt
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>>575883790
No! Of course not!
I do still have feelings forward you though, we need to discuss things over dinner though.
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>>575883790
About loving you...yes.
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>>575883790
Number op.
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>>575883903
8
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>>575883790
I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
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>>575883790
Only the killing you part
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i love you. i always have.
i want you. i want you inside me.
i want to feel your fist in my ass.
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>>575883790
Yeah sorry it's taken me so long but I really do love you
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>>575883790
Well, yes. What day are you free?
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>>575883790
of course they were ya dumb bitch now are you gonna suck me off or what
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some of it, John had it with my continous whining and decided to tell you the truth...
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>>575884068
rar
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>>575884083
rerollin'
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Yup
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>>575884008
winrar


also say this>>575884042
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yes its true i do love you and i made the error of telling him
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>>575884008
i loved you for years... yes
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>>575884068
Winrar
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>>575884008
its true and i love you
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>>575884008
r u a wizardo ;^)
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>>575883928
winrar
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it is all true. especially the rape stuff.
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>>575884068
ayyy winrar
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About the fact that I love you? Yes thats true My friend knows that I been in love with you and he had my phone
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>>575884068
rar
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>>575884068
Winrar?
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as real as your tits
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>>575884068
Epicrar
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Well... This may be sudden but I do like you. Let's go out.

BOOM, Plain and Simple... Like you OP.
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>>575884068 winrar1
>>575884148 wnrar2
>>575884158 winrar3
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>>575884008
Only the part I confess my love
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>>575884068
WINIGGERAWR
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>>575883904
reroll
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>>575884068
/b/ history was made today.
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maybe after grabbing coffee you can grab something else?
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>>575883790
all of it, i really just want to hold you and then fuck you with my fist, crocodile pickles
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OP, stop now, if you want this to work, stop listening to these fuckers.
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We arent going to get tits no matter what after the fucking onslaught of the last thread.
New mission is to fuck op up because kek
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>>575884415
hahaha too bad this is not winrar
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>>575883245
reroll
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>>575884459
no if op gets pussy he'll delivar at a later date
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>>575884456
B is actually helping him now faggot
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