Facebook is a blessing
a man walks past a fish stall and says: "Hello girls "
>>574900104
Nice one, keep posting.
>>574900104
Hahahah!
>>574900571
HAHAHA
>>574900443
Has to be fake
Twitter is pretty neat too.
>>574900571
this is fake, i can almost guarantee, quite an old joke.
>>574900772
I don't have that pic, but I remember one where everyone wrote "Cologne" as "colon"
>>574900681
That's what im thinking too. But hey, dare to dream.
>>574900772
kekd hard
>>574899435
It's not funny unless he's blind, idiot.
>>574899435
jesus christ anon, the joke is "a BLIND man walks past a fish stall and says: 'hello girls.'"
If you don't know he's blind how the fuck is this funny?
Then it just sounds like there's a fucking group of women selling fish at the market. WHO CARES!?!?!
That joke's been around for at least 50 years, figure your shit out anon. jesus christ.
>>574900772
>triggered
>>574900104
>women
>>574900104
The fuck does that mean?
>>574901167
>Don't ignore me you rancid swine
>>574901167
>Don't ignore me you rancid swine
Every time.
>>574900624
>>574900458
Being this new
different from what you guys are posting,but still funny as fuck
>>574901191
>not reading Horowitz
>>574899272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxdHs-dLeG8
>>574900772
>really need to do some raping today
>>574901167
>Don't ignore me you rancid swine
>>574901365
Fake as fuck, take your phone caps and fuck off
>>574901176
thank god its friday
>>574901191
>i love being black
>these answers
>not "african niggers being fucking disgusting
>>574900772
Wow, look at all these fuckn cunts who think people actually give a shit about what theyre up to every second, fuck i hate this shit
>>574901320
HAHAHA
>>574901365
What the fuck was that thing?
>>574900772
>I tore a piece of raping paper and me and my brother just smiled at each other.
I can't imagine this situation with out it seeming sexually tense.
>>574901469
Jesus i knew that... I've brought shame apon my family
>>574901167
>you rancid swine
>>574901660
but that was actually framed picture of fan
>mindfucked
>>574901928
#wrekt
>>574901660
genuine kek
something from twitter
>>574902078
Pics like this makes me wonder how much shit people on my facebook make up just for likes
>>574902236
ahh justice
my all time favourite
>>574902236
lol stupid bitch.
>"im just a girl pls"
>>574901928
So fucking wrecked.
>>574902236
If this is real, what a fucking idiot; she deserved it.
>>574902285
but anon, thats all of it. You actually have to do interesting things to have interesting things to talk about, not just use facebook.
>>574902474
My hatred for that stupid cunt and Kotaku just blew through the roof.
>>574902594
it is real
>>574902078
I thought mudslime skans couldn't drive?
>>574902474
then shouldn't killing male gamers be raped too?
>>574902474
Is she serious?
>>574899272
>>574902767
fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake
>>574902668
Thanks for the good laugh.
>>574902767
>garlic bread
>>574902767
>fuzzy bunny milk monkey
>milk monkey
>"milk"
>>574902850
its not lol. I'm actually friends with the old lady on fb.
>>574902874
They got him anyway
>>574902668
Steven went from being "In a relationship" to "Single" lol
>>574902916
Who's the girl on the pic, or who is the phtographer? I like it.
old OC
>>574902874
this happened just two days ago lol
>>574900772
I am in tears right now
>>574902930
NAME PLEASE!!
>>574901660
This makes me want to get a picture of a ceiling fan in my living room like this just for the mindfucks. It would look just like if i had a mirror there except I'd put a giant spider on the wall behind the fan.
>>574902856
>>574902930
out.
>>574903014
No idea, I had this picture saved but when I uploaded it I found out that it apparently is a different picture.
>>574902473
Thank you, I have been looking for this
>>574903065
nigga what are you talking about?
>>574903048
it clearly says 39 mins ago. fuckin illiterate dog learn to read
Can't remember the story behind this, but he deleted his comment after i posted this as a reply
>>574902693
Online games are just constant sexual assaults and brutal violations, even before the teabagging.
Some OC.
>>574903185
Are you fucking serious? Surely no one can be THAT stupid.
>>574903063
joanne clough
>>574903185
i hope you're trolling
>>574902078
isn't wearing make up and doing their eyebrows against their religion? that sandnigger might as well take that shit out of her head
>>574900772
>Almost done with all the raping
holy fuck i laughed
>>574903185
kek
>>574902874
Someone was asking to take this photo and remove the neck tattoo for a job interview like a week ago.
>>574903223
I don't get it.
>>574903486
first sign thats fake, the chick typed her password and "Holy shit, you're right" in the same comment
>>574903223
This one needs highlighted portions I'm not reading that massive wall of text.
>>574903492
Did you read it all, I am guessing no. Go ack and read it you dumb fuck.
>>574903223
Didnt read lol
>>574902473
this might be my favorite cap of all time.
for my fellow german friends
>>574903492
if you "don't get it" you probably have a 60 iq like the person who posted it
it's basically just a wall of stupidity with someone endlessly blabbering about things they don't understand in the very least whatsoever
>what color of UV light
>is this bad for the molecule
>will it make AI that kills us all
>>574903646
translate fgt
>>574901373
... those tits scare me.
>>574903570
OMG YER RIGHT
>>574902874
Haha he was in court today. Shame faggot.
>>574903570
Why do you assume someone who obviously loves Nietzsche is a chick? That's probably a dude you retard.
>>574903223
TL:DR
>>574903703
her name is Ubermunch, so she must munch on uber dicks. duh.
>>574903596
First two paragraphs, then I realized it wasn't funny and posted my reply.
>>574903223
>green UV
>molecules need to move a certain way to survive
>using UV lasers on molecules makes supercomputers sentient
>"live" molecules
>training molecules
this guy is a comedy genius. Seriously, what's his name, I'd love to read some more of this, he's hilarious.
>>574903673
She is just sayin that shes more beautiful than ''all other bitches'' and wrote almost every word wrong.
>>574903665
My interpretation was they were attempting to engage in psuedo-intelligent conversation in a place renowned for diminished intelligence and what is essentially pure shitposting without the anon factor.
>>574902506
lost
>>574903858
thanks dawg
>>574903646
kek'd
>>574903646
I know some German, but not enough to translate that misspelled grammatical nightmare.