>>571365686
"You down for another fuck?"

>>571365786
roll

>>571365786
Rollin

>>571365686
I'm missing your tits right now.

>>571365686
you are ugly scum. pls die in a fire. and thanks for the fuck

Can you put your fingers in my ass

>>571365686
Let's have kids

How many question marks and emoticons does it take to get your point across?????
:^) :^) :^)

>>571365686
>Did you miss my dick?

>>571365891
winrar

>>571365891
Winrar

>>571365965
Roll

>>571365891
Winner

i need anal bad. you down?

your urethra would be a perfect place to bury our children, right, mother?

Bumper cars

>>571365891
WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN

>>571366031
winrar

>>571366031

delivah!

>>571366031
Winrar

will OP delivar?

op u fgt deliver already

>>571365686
>stain
kek

op is fag
abandon thread

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Need better

>>571366679
stop with the faggot winky face nigger

>>571366679
You still got the jizzstains on your bed? Lets go for some messy anal and get shit stains all over

>>571366679

what? op is a faggot.

I want you to lick my asshole

My doctor's office just called with my sad test results. I think we need to talk. Please go get checked out just to be safe :)

>>571366679
Yeah, let me see em

you should send me a pic :)

Yeah, I can come over after I hide these bodies

When can i pick you up? I need to fuck ASAP!

>>571366858
er mer gerd
winrar

your urethra would be a perfect place to bury our children, right, mother? HAHAHHAHHAHAHAAA!!!!! - i want to smell those semen stains on your bed

>>571366858
waiting

>>571366858
WINRAR

>>571366858
Win

>>571366856
re-rollan

>>571366858
FUCKING WINRAR

i am literally releasing 1000 pounds of molten doritos from my prolapsed sphincter

>>571366858
Winrar!!!!

>>571365686
CHARGE YOUR PHONE IT SCARES ME

>>571366858
holy winrar!

>>571366858
winterrar

>>571366967
>>571366968
>>571366969
WO

I really enjoyed our intimate time... Tbh I think I'm falling for you...

>>571366858
ayy lmao

>>571366858
Oh shit, here we go

> I miss you massive cock as well
Then apologize because you meant to send that to someone else

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>>571366858

>>571367069
it is charging, nignog

>>571366858
>nk
WINRAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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>>571366858
GO OP GO

Lets see dis shit OP

>>571366814
That was the girl who used the face dumb ass..Lol

>>571366858
GOOOOOOOOO

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Kek

Fucking gay OP post it already

>>571367896

Apparently I have aids and chlamydia

>>571367896
I'm fucking with you, but I do wanna fuck your brains out.

>>571367896

Lelelelelele

I missed your face last time let me jiz on that ugly mug

>>571367979
This epic winrar.

>>571367896
Yeah, probably. Wanna try anal?

I'm just fucking with you, to be honest I think i'm falling for you

>>571367896
fuckin with you. send some tits nigga.

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>>571367693
are you retarded??????

>>571367979
oo quickie winrar

>>571367896
when we entwined our bodies, two weeks ago, i felt as if you were so special. i hope this doesn’t sound weird but the whole time is was imagining my mother piss in your mouth. it’s what you would call a ‘fetish’

I could be fucking with you if I wasn't infected ;)

Yes im kidding sorry bad joke but I know we have only spent one night together and dont really know each other but I think I love you

>>571367896
just cute, old, mostly symptom-less Chlamydia

>>571367979
fucking win

>>571367896
No, you dumb fucking cunt, YOU gave me the STD.

>>571367979
WinRarararaarararara

all I'm saying is, it burns when i piss and i got a few open sores on my dick. They weren't there before i fucked you. So I figure you gave me the std you fuckin cunt

>>571367979
BAM

I just got my HIV results, I'm positive... sorry

>>571367979
Holy fuck yes win!

>>571367896
Does this look like a fucking game, cum stain?

>>571367979

FUCKING WIN

>>571367997

this

Yeah I was joking, what day do I get to fuck your brains out again?

No joke babe only lulz

>>571368049
Win.Rar

>>571367979
This is the beginning of the end.

>>571367979
winrar

>>571368059
nah, the AIDS makes it obviously false

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>>571367896

Theres red bumps on my dick, and they puss a lot

>>571367979

win

This thread is fucking win.

I just found out that I'm retarded, like I said you might want to get checked. Be safe.


Then send her a picture of a shiny new helmet from Google images.

>>571367979
topkek

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>>571368425
Uber win

>>571367896
I have the autism.

>>571367979
This is why I browse /b/

I love you gys

>>571368858
those threads are pretty rare

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Ha.

>>571365686
are you a fucking cripple OP fuck you're slow

Still down to fuck?

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>>571368917
Meep

I'm fucking with you. I want to fuck your brains out again.

Come @ me

Nude please? Felling a bit horny ;)

>>571365786
Roll

>>571368983
I wouldn't be kidding about something so serious...

>>571368983
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

>>571368983
Sorry, go see a doctor ASAP.
Wanna go out tho?

>>571368983
Im gonna die from aids anyway so what?

Does this mean we cant hook up anymore?

>>571368983
nope, i fucked you and now you are fucked. sorry

>>571369134
win

>>571368983
Sorry I don't want this to come between us, I think I am falling in love...

>>571368983
i wish i could say i am, but it's unfortunately the truth. all that getting plowed up the ass by big black cock must have done it. sorry i didnt tell you

Still down to fuck?

>>571368983
The only way for me to cure it is to fuck you in the ass.

>>571369134
winrar

>>571369098

reroll

>>571369134
WUWNWWNNW

come over slut

>>571368983
sooooo... you still up for another go then? ;)

I'm kidding baby :) Send me your titties, I'm getting horny.

>>571368983
http://www.visindavefur.is/svar.php?id=4775

I'm sorry, but if you're positive we can still be together. You can't get AIDS twice right?

>>571369134
WIN

that's if the aids doesn't kill you first

Ask your dad, pretty sure I got it from him

>>571368983

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>571369134
win.rar

Aids isn't that bad.. I think you get a wish from the Make a Wish Foundation

>>571369127
Fuck yes, winrar

>>571369134
WinRAAAAR

>>571368989
She's slow as fuck not me.

>>571369134
winrar

I am not unfortunately. I kind of had a good idea I had it before but I'm positive now.

>>571369134
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Im joking lol
Need to see some nudes of you, feeling so horny right now ;)

>>571369134
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>571368308
"Untreated chlamydia may also increase your chances of getting or giving HIV – the virus that causes AIDS."

Get your facts straight, son.
http://www.cdc.gov/std/hiv/stdfact-std-hiv.htm

>>571368983
I am kidding. Want to come over and get yourself an angry dragon?

>571368983
ya try making a joke out if this serious situation. get checked asap bitch

>>571368080
Quick question for a kind anon. Where's that dude with the white(ish) hair/stache from? I can't remember but it looks familiar. Talking about the gif obviously

Nah I'm just kidding, once only slept with you and my mom. So I'm sure there's nothing to worry about. Now about your tits..

>>571368983
Nah I'm just messing with you lol I really want you to come over I have a surprise...

Yeah, I could really use some pics of your tits tho

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>>571369326
goood OP good boy

>>571369326
deliver faggot

>>571368983

SOMEONE PLEASE CAP THIS BEAUTIFUL THREAD

best op evar

he shall deliver

Posting in an amusing thread. Keep up the good work, OP!

>>571368983
Its like the Fuck Flu except it never goes away.

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>>571369627
deliver

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>571369370
dis nigga

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I wanted to let you know that I fucked your mom too. Hope she doesn't have any diseases either.

Now that we have gone through the bad news show me your titts.

Deliver faggot

Why are you faggots acting like this is the most amazing thread to exist? There's like 10 of these threads a day.

Babe, don't stress. By the time you feel the effects they'll have a cure for it :)

So, you down to fuck or you down to fuck?

toasting in epic bread

>>571369817
whats the problem nigger?

>>571369326
It could be worse... you could be pregnant

I loved how the chick turned when she found out she might have a std. Shouldn't have let him fuck raw, bitch.

>>571369961
because this one is fucking hilarious unlike the rest?

OP is faggot who won't deliver

>>571369961
This, thread isn't anything special

Relaxx, I had protection remember. I had my foiled Charizard card

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>>571369326
top lel m8, keep up good work

>>571370343
kek

waiting on the thread where op whines that the cunt got tested and actually has aids and chlamydia

Send her this:

you seem to have a lot of built up hate and frustration/ inadequacies, possible underlying social disorders that you are subconsciously dealing with by directing those feelings and being hateful to others, everyone knows, its a proven psychological fact that people who say nasty things and are hateful just generally hate themselves and direct that inner resentment outwards to people around them, thats why happy, kind and peaceful people without any social disorders always say nice things and smile and uplift others. but your just a dick. well heres your lucky day, because i can tell you that you dont have to live your life being a dick,. but if you DO, thats fine, but the rest of the educated public will just associate your negative behaviour with the concept that you have a terrible life, im sorta feeling sad for you though. you must of had a rough childhood. god bless you

>>571370191
Hurrrr durrrrr let's pretend I gave her aids xD xD

/b/ is fucking dead

Thank you for this thread OP, is old /b/ back o what??

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>>571370529

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>>571370529

>>571370581
Then fucking leave? You make it sound like clicking the X on the tab is difficult.

op aint delivering
abbandon thread
lets go to hotwheels chan

>>571370570
too long, didn read

>>571370570
LOL are you trying to be edgy? this sounds like an underage person wrote it

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Bumping for lulz

Ya you stupid cunt now we can both die

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>>571370689
>Implying these text message threads have been around for longer than three years

>>571370581
Says the person who most likely started posting around the time of the fappening.

>>571365686
nah this OP waits for a response before posting. patience asshoppers

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op won't deliver

>>571370881
you seem to have a lot of built up hate and frustration/ inadequacies, possible underlying social disorders that you are subconsciously dealing with by directing those feelings and being hateful to others, everyone knows, its a proven psychological fact that people who say nasty things and are hateful just generally hate themselves and direct that inner resentment outwards to people around them, thats why happy, kind and peaceful people without any social disorders always say nice things and smile and uplift others. but your just a dick. well heres your lucky day, because i can tell you that you dont have to live your life being a dick,. but if you DO, thats fine, but the rest of the educated public will just associate your negative behaviour with the concept that you have a terrible life, im sorta feeling sad for you though. you must of had a rough childhood. god bless you

I don't know why you faggots went the STD route.

The right option was to clearly demand pics of her tits and vagoo, criticize OP for banging a seacow, and proceed to blackmail her for ludicrous pictures at the threat of posting the initial pics on her Facebook.

CANCER GUNNA CANCER THOUGH I GUESS

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>>571371084

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>>571371084

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Get in here

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>>571371084

Hi I'm OP I'm a huge faggot

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>>571371084

>>571370881
you seem to have a lot of built up hate and frustration/ inadequacies, possible underlying social disorders that you are subconsciously dealing with by directing those feelings and being hateful to others, everyone knows, its a proven psychological fact that people who say nasty things and are hateful just generally hate themselves and direct that inner resentment outwards to people around them, thats why happy, kind and peaceful people without any social disorders always say nice things and smile and uplift others. but your just a dick. well heres your lucky day, because i can tell you that you dont have to live your life being a dick,. but if you DO, thats fine, but the rest of the educated public will just associate your negative behaviour with the concept that you have a terrible life, im sorta feeling sad for you though. you must of had a rough childhood.

>>571371227
we can demand a pic of vagoo for inspection of possible std's

...when op wakes up

>>571370028
WIN !!!

Go away Spiderman. Not yet.

Opie pls respond

op is kill

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>>571371348
>>571371348

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Sorry /b/ros that was my slowness

>>571371375
O FUCK I BIT THE BAIT

I have your nudes,don't tell anybody and I wont send them to everybody you know.

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>>571371572

You've obviously got aids by now, wanna go for some bareback anal? Go get some lube, i'll be over in a hour.

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OP is fag

>>571371572
Too late your brothers are already riding my dick you slut

Don't worry. It's cool. Now that we are both infected we are fuck buddies for life. I gotta buy something to celebrate....fucking McDonald's... I'M LOVIN' IT!

>>571371572

do

>>571369838

>>571371572
i've jacked off into a dixie cup and drank my own semen just to see what it was like... more than 10 times...

I'm just playing bitch now suck my dick

Look bitch, you are tense. Like mega tense. It's just AIDS. It's not even that bad. It'll be okay. Just get checked out. I'm changing my number. Wishes and best of luck.

Not if I fuck them first bby ;)

Lol whatever nigga

>>571371630
re

>>571371572
you better watch out, her brother gonna cut you up.

>>571371572
Everything was real till this, fuckk off cunt, with ur fake faggot post u bitch

shut up you nappy fucking hoodrat

>>571371572
Just fucking with ya bitch, calm down and come to suck this dick

>>571371572
tiny ass dick that potentially gave you a steed

>>571371572
ye, but like im probably gonna die of that aids/chlamydia combo anyways so.. get yourself checked hun

>>571371572
now that you are this mad. Lets have angrysex

>>571371823
kek

>>571371572
I will also give them what we have <3

>>571371823
rarwin

>>571371823
winrar

>>571371823
Winrar

>>571371572
your brothers gave me aids when they gangraped me, this has come full circle

>>571371227
There are a billion nude pics of a million women on the Internet. What you propose is boring. This is humor. So suck my dick.

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ayy lmao

>>571371823
winnn

>>571371572
i love to go to bukkake parties, i'm really sorry i forgot to tell you. i just love puerto rican cum on my face. your brother can cum on my face

>>571371782
Roll

>>571371823
WINRAR

>>571371823
WINRAR?

>>571371572
That's a threat the cops are gonna show up to your house any minute I'm a god damn navy seal oh and enjoy the std's, bitch.

>>571371630
>>571371823
>>571371823
WINWINWINWINWIWN

But the end of the day you're the one fucked

But i luv u bb

>>571371572
Im gonna die either way soooo....

>>571371719
rolling for the first 3 sentences of this

>>571371823
winner

>>571371823
a winner is you

>>571371823
winrar

Just send nudes or ill fucking take a shower.

>>571371946
Fuck you