how do you tell the real ones from the fake ones

>>562166187

how do i fix my phone screen

Do you place ads or pursue them? If you post ads, what do you usually say?

Also, have you ever accepted offers from gays wanting to suck your cock?

hey anon where you here a few weeks ago telling us about your success of craigslist? You were a baller
>inb4 black dude again

>>562166187

how do I kill all the o'neill brothers ninja style without alerting the others in gta 5?

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>>562166187
http://Adelie.gingertom.com

Live free

>>562166278
Basic things. For spam/ads/gays I usually just see if they replied with anything that relates back to my ad. I always check exif data and google reverse search pictures as well.

>>562166423
It's usually fairly simple. What's wrong with it?

>>562166435
A little of both, most of my success is with ads.
Most of my ads state something about me being recently single, and being picky. I'm fairly attractive, successful, and hung. So I tell them I want someone who has certain traits and that I have this this, and that if we hit it off we can grab coffee and decide if we want to bone.

>>562166187
Was it in exchange for money?

have u ever met a fake

>>562166661
Not me, sorry!

>>562166672
Skill

>>562166912
No. I think I bought a girl a coffee or beer once though.

I once had to change a girls tire the next morning though, that was a PITA.

>>562166187

Whats it like??

how blatant are your posts??
are the girls attractive??
how much are they??
not trying to trab but any underage ones? and not no kiddy shit im talking like 16-18

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>>562167048
Nope!

This picture is a girl who is getting her uh pharmacology degree and works at a local hospital. She let me face fuck her until she vomited.

Do you post ads with a face pic? Does anyone in your personal circle know you do this?

>>562167450
moarrrr

>>562167245
Hot
Very
The best I did was a solid 8, worst a solid 6. So yeah.
Free
A 15 year old once, had to delete CP when I found out.

>>562167450

Well doesn't that sound sexy

How many STDs do you have in the collection so far?

>>562166672
fuck you faggot, I did it like 10 times already.

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>>562168002
This is the most important question. Girls who sleep with guys on craigslist are bound to have diseases that can burn through iron, let alone latex.

whereabouts are you located? I find it makes a difference the area you're in.

>>562168283
thanks doge.

>>562168283
Thanks Doge Bird of Shibe!

Now they know!
And knowing is half the battle.

And the other half is getting his fucking STD-laden ass some fucking penicillin.

>>562167450
she looks like spics. beaner

nice /B/ro what was it like to "do it"

>>562167450
.... Dude I went to high school w her

>>562167891
Mmmm. That's like fucking a girl in the ass until she prolapses and bleeds out the ass with shit all over your dick and blood dripping down your balls.

Sexy, sexy, sexy. Fuck yah.

>>562168615
Dude so did I. I know that girl.

OMG WE MUST BE TOTALLY NOT TAKING PICS OFF OF THE INTERNET

>>562166187
How much action could you expect to get per week?

Also, what is the ratio of decent chicks to spam and other bullshit?

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>>562168626

You got that, Einstein.

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>>562168615
Really? Thats epic man! XD

>>562167106
>I once had to change a girls tire the next morning though, that was a PITA

She was in a wheelchair?

>>562168781
Honestly dude.

If you're going to spam out the boards with a "I wanna fuck" you're going to get a bunch of chicks with low fucking standards and emotional issues.

It's not hard to manipulate low self esteem girls on the Internet into having sex. They do it themselves most of the time. All you have to do is give the impression they're not worth all of your time and that suddenly you're worth way more than you are.

A "decent chick" is any woman who is moderately attractive that is willing to spread her legs in this context. If you want an actual girlfriend, Craiglist is not the place to go.

>>562167620

How old are you?

>>562166187
What was the dirtiest butthole you ever came in contact with?

>>562169026
Fuck that. (not the wheelchair, but seriously changing a tire on a wheelchair is a massive pain in the ass).

Do what I do and call the fucking auto club. If God had meant me to change a tire he would have made it possible for me to not have enough money to call a tire company to come fix the fucking tire for me.

OP here

Girlfriend showed up announced, had to go dark. brb

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>>562169212
I'm 12 and what is this

>>562169413
Bullshit, you fucking faggot. You're so full of shit that the local neighborhood association called your mom to complain about the smell.

How does it feel to fuck whales?

I fantasize about posting on craiglist and havibg a guy come over and fuck the shit out of me but I don't have the guts. Fuck, the very thought of it is making me wet right now.

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>>562169413
>I fuck girls from Craigslist
>Girlfriend showed up

>>562169825

Inflatable girlfried.

>>562168298
Western PA
>>562168523
She is Egyptian.
>>562168781
Some regulars would be over almost nightly.
>>562169212
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>>562166187
Im in the same boat op. Black guy here and i clean up in Colorado. Not alot of black guys so these bitches go nuts.

Pic related and it links to my archived Craigslist thread if you reverse image search. Ask anything.

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>>562169825
>>562170128
She is actually busy doing my dishes before cleaning up. I have a buddy from the service using my couch for a few days so it needs done.

Great girl, did not meet on Craigslist, mutual friends introduced us.

>>562166187
What is the most effective method for getting a response?

How do you present yourself in emails?

>>562168778
Yo send me a private message saying the name of our hs mascot so I know you're for real

>>562166187
how do i get a decent job having just finished college?

>>562169821
Are you gay? WTF iam reading

>>562170325
Mind linking it for me to save? I don't have a lot of room right now with her being in the other one.

>>562166187
why do you haven't moved to tinder yet. Is still 2009 where you live?

>>562170421

Your sister looks neat.

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>>562170752
http://4archive.org/b/res/558305227

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i'm a faggot

>>562170964
>>562170861

same question to you sir

>>562168283
thanks doge

>>562166187
how many AIDS do you have?

>>562171483
Dont you have to use your facebook or something? No thanks. PLus there is no guarantee the bitches from tinder are into facefucking and xtreme teabagging. Bitches on CL know exactly what i want no bullshit.

>>562168283
thanks doge

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>>562170752
Do you post pictures of yourself?
If so, do you include face? Shirt on or off?
I have an attractive face but I'm worried someone might recognize me, especially since I have a GF

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>>562172694
Just fucking fuck your GF you fuck. If she's a bitch just ditch her. What the fuck man

>>562171483
I don't like using apps like that, haven't had good experiences.
>>562172245
All of it.

>>562172990

Because I like to fuck lots of women. Also I just graduated college and I'm planning on dumping her soon but I want to know I can get action immediately after the break up or else I'll probably do an assload of drugs in the free time.

>>562170325
im in boulder but never actually met any of the girls, most of them end up being pretty unattractive

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>>562170727
Yes surely his butt gets wet at the prospect of getting fucked by strange men
This is 4chan you dipfuck, would that really even be unusual?

>>562173416
And you wanna try it on craigslist...

>>562168283
thanks doge

>>562173461
Do you put Boulder in the area box when you post an ad?

tfw not attractive enough to meet women over internet

>>562174016
Yeah i havent posted an ad in a while mostly just replying to ads

>>562174441
Most of the traffic i get is from posting ads. I have only responded to a few myself. Try posting you might see a dramatic change. Use Denver as the city you get waaay more replies.

>>562174886
Ill try that i suppose just don't particularly want to go drive to somewhere around denver