This is fucking old. It's as stale as other 4chan memes: shoop da whoop, rickrolling, mudkips, etc. It's not funny. It stopped being funny 2 years ago.

I suspect every banepost is just one very determined autist who sleeps 2 hours a day, with a dynamic ip that changes with every router reset. His entire life for 2 years has been nothing but baneposting. Who else but an incredibly mentally ill and neurologically-damaged autist would do this?
Who else would find it funny?!

Some autistic people can use their autistic powers to do amazing things: pencil-sketching the entire New York City Skyline, learn a whole new language in a single day, immediately play back any music they hear on the piano, etc.

But what does this autist do? He baneposts. If he spent all the time he spends baneposting doing art or music instead, he'd be savant.

I'm almost concerned for this guy. Does he have a parents? A legal guardian? I seriously think someone needs to take his computer(s) away and get him help.

Imagine how he must look, sitting in that chair almost 24/7, baneposting non-stop. Does he have bedsore? Is he chronically dehydrated?


If someone enabling his baneposting? A parent with co-dependency, perhaps? Whatever is going on, it's incredibly unhealthy. I think the police need to get
involved. Here's a man in dire need of help. He's killing himself over bane.

If we can find out the baneposter's ISP, they can contact local law enforcement and send an officer to go check on the baneposter's house. I'm gonna email moot right now with my concearns and ideas for course of action. I just want to know if this guy is doing already.

Everybody is suffering here, not jus him. Us 4channer can't enjoy /tv/ anymore. The mod has to constantly clean up baneposting. Something really has to be done.

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

How is babby formed? how is babby formed.
how girl get pragnent.

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back? it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids. they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his children ; i am truley sorry for your lots

I am a dick sleeve with no purpose, please use my holes master!
I can't think about anything else but being used by you, treat me like a tool!
Please master, hurry and fuck me!

>>561659734
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AyOgUsWbaW

>>561659862
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16gBcy2UG99

Sign leakspin
http://youtu.be/_C9o9vrnKaU

>>561660450

thanks, bro!!

>>561660682
Shit I mean sing

Whatever here's a bump

>>561660106
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12Xgds4tRKp

>>561660426
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cCVuKqj48X

>>561660450
gj. thanks OP

I can't remember anything
Can't tell if this is true or dream
Deep down inside I feel the scream
This terrible silence stops with me

Now that the war is through with me
I'm waking up, I cannot see
That there's not much left of me
Nothing is real but pain now

Hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please God, wake me

Back in the womb it's much too real
In pumps life that I must feel
But can't look forward to reveal
Look to the time when I'll live

Fed through the tube that sticks in me
Just like a wartime novelty
Tied to machines that make me be
Cut this life off from me

Hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please God, wake me

Now the world is gone I'm just one
Oh God help me
Hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please God, help me

Darkness
Imprisoning me
All that I see
Absolute horror
I cannot live
I cannot die
Trapped in myself
Body my holding cell

Landmine has taken my sight
Taken my speech
Taken my hearing
Taken my arms
Taken my legs
Taken my soul
Left me with life in hell
Read more at http://www.lyrics.com/one-lyrics-metallica.html#DDZMG30DCET41zxW.99

Bump for mild intertainment

vad skall det bli av vår höga nord när hungern river svårt
hör mig nu söner av frusen jord
jaga vilt
jaga hårt

>>561660682
working on this

>>561661146
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kL1a9OULyC

>>561659570
can I fuck your voice

Say hello to my weenus! Hahah

My weeeeeeeeeeeeenus! :) hahahaa

>>561661617
>Tfw its not a loli voice actor/impersonater

>>561661609
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AjYgKFD10E

>>561661684
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0delrwxwzCq

>>561661712
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gVhjPvWC6r

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CRAAAAAAWLING IN MY SWAAAAAAMP
THESE ONIONS WILL NOT HEAAALL.

EAT IT YOU FUCKING SLUT. FUCK I'M MAD

>>561662068
your swedish is fucking glorious

What mic are you using?

I'll bash ya fuckin gabber in, cunt, I swear on me mum.

>>561659570
Goodness! Now that's a funny meme!

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tfw you want to do vocaroos for people but don't have the mic for it

and goddammit op it was a question not a request.

If you need something to read, read this

>>561662068
Confirmed for Swedish ancestry / Viking in a previous life.

When you talk like that....My vagina starts to release even more secretions!!

>>561662068
Now listen here ye lil shit, ill fockin grab ye by the 'orns, lift ye up, and slam ye down onto me rock 'ard cock, ye here me m8? i swear on me mum i'll fockin jam me dick so far up yer ass, it'll come out ye nipples
no homo

>>561662068
Someone is ready for Ragnarok

>>561662505
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02gXdKQOvHn

>>561662571
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Aua9NXNpad

>>561662717
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16079sd3Riv

>>561662725
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nBmfD4zpEC

>>561659570
Contact, 175, looks like a flight of two... angels ten.

Just wanted to know what mic you were using because it doesn't sound super shitty like others I've heard

>>561663280
Well it obviously wasn't good but funny. some words were really good though might want to work on that "å"

YUNG NOLIN 2K14 COMIN' THRU TO FUCK UR BITCH

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>>561662946
if you weren't an impatient cunt and went through with the vocaroo for about 2 more seconds you'd realize i answered your question

holy shit like how impatient can you get m8

>>561663078
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yVgm3cIgjf

>>561663089
sorry for the terrible accent but these lines can't be done with american accents l0l

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qlwY0VBM61

>>561663391
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IwypYzCJlB

>>561663780
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tAAyvHNTFd

>>561664042
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0syiHQJniWh

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Awooo~

Hard mode:Top [s4s]
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ThzjkOL7o4

Nobody?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>561659570
husghilurgilysgbilygaegyeuiygslduiygaklyisegiliysd 4976397456394756

>>561659734
k, what do you do?
nothing that matters, autistic retard.

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

>>561664818
>13
MODS

>>561660106
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xQ0wLvfinH

>>561664515
tldr faggot

>>561664291
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DJO4rnEqok

>>561664515
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ig4QYWHgm9

i should just commit seppuku, messing up way too much ;_;

>>561665001
I shiggiled

>>561664818
-666/10
copypasta is not funny time to send this shitty thread to your worthless mom you bitch.

"BROHOOF!1!!!"

>>561664515
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ANCQfYUWnh

>>561664818
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MxfXeKqGbT

>>561665559
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RXVdi5BUcT

>>561664742
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15PJUIGg8lL

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9836458/1/Donkey-Please

>>561663250
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00Sk9jFQPTR

Gremio vai tomar 7 a 1 dos Colorados copadores

>>561660682
>>561659570
fucking do this one already, faggot.

GARUGAMESH

>>561665309
>-666/10


>-666

Nice get

>>561659570
Say "Hello, my name is Aidan Rogers, and I just witnessed Timmy and Kiera getting it on." then say "PAul Pastore is a man who will never have chill."
Thanks OP.

Just tell me what the fuck fuck, you little slut? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class seals, and participated in a number of secret Al-Kaida attacks, and more than 300 confirmed killed. I accept the Gorilla War I was the age Snipers by the United States armed forces. You do things for me, but another goal. I cleanse you fuck precision as these have not seen in this country, I fulishli times. You think you can escape the dog feces to me online? Think again, son of a bitch. Now, I put my secret spy network in the United States, and keep track of your IP us to better prepare for the storm Maggots.Destroyed, you call your life a little pathetic storm. You're dead, son. I can be anywhere, at any time, can kill you in more than 7000 ways, this is just my bare hands. I not only widely accepted Unarmed combat, but I do not have any weapons at all the Naval forces of the United States, I would not use it to the maximum extent eliminate miserable ass continent, a piece of dog feces into the face. If you only know what is evil "smart" thing to give your comment on the verge of doom, maybe you have to keep your fucking tongue. But he could not, did not, and now it is paying the price, fucking idiot. You and I shit in anger flooded. You die, baby.

Say:
Shoo bid a doo bop bu doo whoop whoop
(like a black guy)
Yo bitch,swerve,yo ice trey wifi faggot.
Fuck you and your mom

>>561666049

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RSdelaIzGi
sorry about the pauses and on and off attempts at doing the voices

Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

>>561660682
>>561666196
there's a reason i wasn't doing it lmao

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ENNI56WkYj

>>561666705
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DF8RvpRE8G

>>561666094
Good job

Now say

>I have soft chocolatey nipples. And a sweet corn dick

Colten Andersen, I want to poop back and forth. Like I'll poop into your butthole and you'll poop it back into my butthole and then we'll just keep doing it back and forth. With the same poop. Back and forth. Forever.

Stephen Curry...
>FOR THE WINNN
yaaaaay!!!

We can see Chris Paul's prolapsed anus in the floor right now, that was the hardest flop one has ever seen

>>561666813
ebin.

>>561666891
based

do this one, homie >>561666098

>>561666536
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XzrQNcHcND

>>561667223
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Sw5T6m2WwP
yw man hope my pronunciation is alright

>>561666813
I'm satisfied, much like your mother.

>>561666921
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ln83ImCV6t
I live to serve you

>>561667016
please please please do this one!

>>561667427
LEL

that was honestly terrible

A for effort

>>561661617
It's One by Metallica you dumbass, why the fuck did you read it like that.

>>561659570
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta. She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita. Did she have a precursor? She did, indeed she did. In point of fact, there might have been no Lolita at all had I not loved, one summer, an initial girl-child. In a princedom by the sea. Oh when? About as many years before Lolita was born as my age was that summer. You can always count on a murderer for a fancy prose style. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, exhibit number one is what the seraphs, the misinformed, simple, noble-winged seraphs, envied. Look at this tangle of thorns

>>561667016
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MT9auwR9EO
I do the vulgar ones more quietly so as not to alarm the grillfriends parents

Say. :
Nigger,I can say this because I'm a transgender queerophobic self identifying African,don't you dare trigger me nigger.my most common triggers are mentions of men's priveleges and. MUH - SOGINY!!

>>561667016
>>561667787
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rItmB6dLsp

>>561664809
WE FOUND THE BANEPOSTER

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You sort of sound like Robbie Lawler.

>Picture Related

>>561659570
I took my shirt off in the yard
no one saw that the skin on my shoulders was golden
now it's not
my shirt's back on
i forgot my songs
the glow is gone
my gliding body stopped

i could not get through september without a battle
i faced death
i went in with my arms swinging
but i heard my own breath
i had to face that i'm still living

i'm still flesh
i hold on to awful feelings

i'm not dead
there's no end
my face is red
my blood flows harshly

my heart beats loudly

my chest still draws breath
i hold it
i'm buoyant
there's no end

>>561667991
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1giXm0rgo80

>>561666740
do it bitch

>>561667963
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fR1ZbGQQ89
fixed

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>>561666362
Prease?

>>561666730
thank u based anon

>>561667620
Now let you just drop them pants pretty boy.

Don't say anything just drop 'em.

Yeah you'll do good, now get over hear!

I bet you'll squeal real nice like!

Sequel for me, SQUEL like a pig!

Like this "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

>>561668076
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QHCon51HQL

>>561668526
10/10 op

TACO TACO BURRITO!!!

Make sure to give it that nice mexican voice, like someone stuck a bean up your penis hole.

>>561668662
Godamn I meant sqeal

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At home
Drawing pictures
Of mountain tops
With him on top
Lemon yellow sun
Arms raised in a V
Dead lay in pools of maroon below

Daddy didn't give attention
To the fact that mommy didn't care
King Jeremy the wicked
Ruled his world

Jeremy spoke in class today
Jeremy spoke in class today

Clearly I remember
Pickin' on the boy
Seemed a harmless little fuck
But we unleashed a lion
Gnashed his teeth
And bit the recess lady's breast

How could I forget
He hit me with a surprise left
My jaw left hurting
Dropped wide open
Just like the day
Like the day I heard

Daddy didn't give affection
And the boy was something that mommy wouldn't wear
King Jeremy the wicked
Ruled his world

Jeremy spoke in class today
Jeremy spoke in class today
Try to forget this...
Try to erase this...
From the blackboard.

>>561666740
http://vocaroo.com/i/s078ifqh0TO9
I make a few mistakes while reading because I can't be bothered to read through it first or record it a second time, hopefully it's satisfactory

>>561668076
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12KZNReQEy1

>>561668020
>>561668526
>>561668714
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15jb9XysTHM

>>561668662
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0erIaFnJ070

>>561668662
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0spoD6kmJL8

>>561668926
8/10
still much thx

>>561669098
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eD2hGQcs10
Mr steal yo thread

My only dream is to be a cute grill. All i want is to be a cute grill in the forest. Sometimes i think about you and how cute we could be. We could watch hentai together, kiss each other, and maybe even... do the sexing. Sorry baby, im very lewd. That will all change when i am grill though. unless you want me to be lewd, but let me tell you sister, i am romance. I also stalk you, sorry. Youre a hotty hot baberoni.

>>561669346
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cSgfWURqRB

>>561669381
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RcFZzr1w4i

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>>561668923
do this!

>>561669635
fuck that voice LOL
fuckkkk
thanks, my sides

Read this:
pastebin dawt com slash bvB56Vfu

>>561669270
>>561669117
Well I can say that after tonight I can finnaly die in peace, too bad that the whole "Jew" thing blew up much bigger than I expected. And people think I'm the next messiah but hey, gotta do what ya gotta do.

Your's Truly "Addy"

>>561669834
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Rz4cNx7j3f

Yeah!

Shit!

Tits!

Welcome to the mix tape.

I'm your host for tonight,

Filthy Frank.

Yeah


Yeah, I shot your mom in the dick.

I'm an oversized midget, with a bucket of shit.


Yeah, I like to pee.

I'm that one kid, who hung your dog from a tree.


I'm not racist.

I just don't like people's skin darker than mine,

or people who pray to shrines.

Because they're dirty,

they walk around barefoot,

and they have no vaccines


I like women,

dont get me wrong,

but there aint nothing wrong with a good old fashioned dick.

>>561669983
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15i93jQX3Oc

>>561669983
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0esDhHTxKH3

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>>561659570
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s16gBcy2UG99
'Shit bum blood asshole fucken bloody shit bum'.
Thanks anon.

>>561670348
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rARAtiqSEo

Say:
I'm Tim Allen and my dick hurts like a Modafuka lulz,anyway Obama should chimp off in Iraq and leave it to Romney,I'm going to kill myself if pharell cums in my tight love hole again,Chevy the best in my anus

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>>561659570
OP delivered

>>561670610
9/10

>>561659570
Gr8 b8 m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8., I'm str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 88888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8. Imma go masturb8.

I got a story that'll waggle your eyes
I got a burger and a thingy of fries, I think we disguise
Our lives when we speak, but we show it with what we eat
We defeat eternal demons with heaps of internal shitty meat
Ronald had a dream when he was sucking his mom's titty
He wanted to palm cities, rockin' his fall hoodie
In this heat? Nah man, he ain't no clown
He don't need another guardian to hold the fucking place down
Ronald, I never got to say thank you
If you caught me at a KFC, I never meant to hurt you
I tore down a thousand Burger Kings for talking shit
Have 'em lost for words on some Stephen Hawking shit
This cancer's got these little kids biting lips
If burgers kill then fuck it, I'm gonna die from it
I'll fucking die for you Ronald, I hope you understand
Avoid beef and I'm taking your ass to Pakistan
See if Ronald McDonald would have to run a bottle shop
Ronald would unload a couple shots on these fucking cops
See McDonalds is the finest china quality

>>561671027
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bq1BHcsn7T

Unfortunately Mr Stealyothread cannot do any more vulgar scripts

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My dick don't stand like a fat kid in PE
The only time it's active's when I'm in the bathroom peeing,
I'm like a Nazi with a broken arm
I couldn't get it up even if my life depended on it
you can find me in the bathroom trying
tugging on my balls in the stall straight crying
I think I'm dying cuz im limper than bizkit
at christmas a large hard cock is on my wish list
my dick is so small these haters on my balls
couldn't elevate to the next level so fuck yall
shiiiiet, i limp around like polio
like oki doki yo my dick aint lying like pinocchio
sorrY gepetto how could anybody pull strings
this puppet aint even made of WOOD haaaaa
yeah i guess im trying to say it like this,
if you want respect then hop off my dick
ironically i go hard though

In the words of Leonardo Da Vinci, I need a good ol' fashion taint smacking right now.

>>561670939
Please OP

>>561671027
doing this

>>561671656
and this

coming right up

That's IT I'VE HAD IT!

All of these misogynistic asshole Republicans say " OOH Anita don't go to Jewford and take a LIBERAL ARTS DEGREE"

Fuck you! If I want to spend my Father's (God rest his 1/36 Native American soul) money on getting dicked while getting a "dick degree" I will!

And FYI btw stop oppressing me will your rape stare, HAVEN'T ME AND MY PEOPLE SUFFERED ENOUGH! I AM SO TRIGGERED!

>>561660450
holy shit gj Ross

In the words of Leonardo Da Vinci, I need a good ol' fashion taint smacking.

FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA

BUY ANOTHER ONE YOU RICH MOTHAFUCKA

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>561672141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5umS7Ff_ps

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I'm still jamming out to a lot of these

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nlIxrBQJ9W

this thread is amazing

>>561672962
My dick don't stand like a fat kid in PE
The only time it's active's when I'm in the bathroom peeing,
I'm like a Nazi with a broken arm
I couldn't get it up even if my life depended on it
you can find me in the bathroom trying
tugging on my balls in the stall straight crying
I think I'm dying cuz im limper than bizkit
at christmas a large hard cock is on my wish list
my dick is so small these haters on my balls
couldn't elevate to the next level so fuck yall
shiiiiet, i limp around like polio
like oki doki yo my dick aint lying like pinocchio
sorrY gepetto how could anybody pull strings
this puppet aint even made of WOOD haaaaa
yeah i guess im trying to say it like this,
if you want respect then hop off my dick
ironically i go hard though

DO IT

Someone should make a new thread.

>>561673097
fucking hell you again

okay i'm a man of my word on it give me like 3 minutes

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>>561673405
Excellent

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>>561673405
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QfBa6cByuS
>mfw sleep rapping
>mfw i can't even rap

>>561673173
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01Hxdizzt1p>>561672975
>>561672975
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YGNnhFINap

>>561673931
OMG!1111

>>561673931
Oh, you!

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>>561659570

>>561674037
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0e83zvdSJt9
>>561674096
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cJO7lr7e03
>>561674125
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y8dE8PhRcj

>>561674468
Do these PLZ
>>561670939
>>561670708

>>561674468
I let the beat drop like old people with polio
Bitches can't handle my shit,
They get really excited when they see my dick,
My dick pays rent, and my dick pays quick,
So I got a little story that'll rattle your tits,

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road?
Because it was disabled,
The doctors say I have a disease,
But I find that really fucking hard to believe,
I hang dogs on trees so I can raise the ROOF,
I turned around way too fast and knocked things off the shelf with my dick,
Now it's really red and blue like lilo and stitch,
Now it's really starting to itch,
This beat drops like my balls at the age of twelve,
My nipple shrivels up like a dehydrated elf,
I shot an old man in the kneecaps x2
They call me moose knuckles,
Because when I sit down, you can see my balls stick out like moose knuckles,
I get diseases from the great sex,
I'm coughing up blood so I'm gonna pass the mic

>>561674805
oh yeah and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVyFy61SP4Uhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVyFy61SP4Uhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVyFy61SP4U

>>561674935
I'VE BEEN DISCOVERED

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>>561659734
is this baneposting?

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

>>561675136
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. Thus you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when the Egyptians handled your bosom because of the breasts of your youth.

>>561670939
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XZF1lR09N1

>>561670708
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FeKJ5ZcJYT

>>561675491
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FeKJ5ZcJYT

Can you sing, anon?

>>561675957
http://vocaroo.com/i/s183supZntKF
I have been called the song bird of my generation

>>561675810
That's the Tim Allen link, dude.

>>561676260
How are you with deep voices? Can you do Chocolate Rain?

Please moan suggestively for at least 30 seconds (preferably a minute)

>>561676598
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SwYysauB6p

>>561676901
I appreciate it OP
Didn't really do anything for me down there though

>>561676901
Sounds like you're solving a mystery while eating something delicious m8

>>561677368
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CM2yeaHaX2

real nigga OP givin it a try since sleep aint doing so well for me L0L

>>561678052
lol'd so fucking hard at this i'm going to take more requests in my child molester voice

>>561678195
Hnnnggg~
All of my hhnnggssss
Can't hold all these hnnngsss

>>561678728
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iC2awJqqyS

>>561678891
FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA

BUY ANOTHER ONE YOU RICH MOTHAFUCKA

>>561678891
do this OP

Throughout the projects
Throughout the projects
Throughout the projects

bitches love me cause they know that I can rock
bitches love me cause they know that I can rhyme
bitches love me cause they know that I can fuck
bitches love me cause they know that I'm on time
Throughout the projects
throughout the projects
Throughout the projects
Done.
Done.
This is how it should be done
this is how it should be done
This style
Style
Style
Done
Pow!
Muthafucka...
Pow!
Bitches love me
Bitches love me
Bitches love me
Bitches love me
Bitches love me
Bitches love me love me love me love me love me
Bitches love me
Bitches love me
bitches love me
bitches love me
bitches love me cause they know that I can rock
Done.
Done.
This is how it should be done
this is how it should be done
This style
Style
Style
Done.

>>561679107
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m67ylYc2SC