do you have more pictures?

30 / 2 + 7 = 22
Creepy to date her.

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>>561170692
yeah

>>561170615
yes please

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>>561170615
did that. now, 34, her 22, we have a 2 yr old. So worth it.

>>561170615
more pictures or gtfo

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>>561170814
lol we're on /b/ right ?

What do you look like? Are you fit? Rich?

How much did you fail at life that at 30 years old you have enough in common with a recent high school graduate to maintain any type of relationship?

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>>561170978
yeah feel free to get out of my thread

>>561171116
I'm average looking, not really wealthy either

>>561171135
how much did you fail at life to lurk on /b/ to other people's girl ?

>>561171135
this.

>>561171135
its sex man. She fucks as much as he wants, and he is willing to forgive her all of her teenage bullshit.
In all honesty though, at 30 you should be dating someone who can go out to bars with you.

how did you find her? how we're hanging in the same circles and we're able to make a move?

I commend you op unlike these faggots. 18 year old pussy is the best pussy..

>>561170961
Until she leaves you when she's 29 and you're 41.

>>561170961
is she a jew? her nose looks suspicious

how did you meet her and how did you make her attracted to you

How long do you think it will last?

>>561171518
as long as OP isnt beta as shit, most door guys will let an underage girl drink with u.. i used to bring in girls that weren't 21 with me and nobody gave a shit, as long as she's hot and you carry yourself well.

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>>561171574
I hanged at this coffee place not far from their school.

>>561171664
agreed

>>561171702
its ok. if she leaves him when she is 29 after 2 kids, he has experienced the best her pussy will ever have to offer.

>>561171408
So this 16 year old girl wants to fuck me, I'm 23.
Wat do /b/?

>>561171518
Why go to a bar when you have a girl?

>>561170615
>30 years old
>choses to date a teenager instead of someone older who has started making a good career
>enjoy dealing with teenage immature insecure bullshit.

i would bang 18 year olds all day. but not sure how i would get along with one long-term relationship-wise. i mean at 30 you've already gotten over a lot of bullshit (i'm over 30). she's still a dense retard when it comes to life at large. but hey, if you get along and she's really chill and is okay with only following your lead then whatever if it makes you both happy.

>>561171882
to hang with friends? to watch a sport? to enjoy a few beers with friends?

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>>561171791
I'm 30, not 60. Teens crave men that don't behave like highschoolers. Many are actually tired of the high school dating drama

>>561171828
How do her parents feel?

>>561171518
>U.S
>drinking age is 21
>2014
>Canada its 18
>like every other country in the world

>>561170814
only retards would take a fucking linear equation for that seriously

>>561171828
gah, those perky teenage tits. enjoy those OP.

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At one level - I'm happy for you OP, she looks lovely, hope it works out.

At another level - you're a complete asshole for posting her pictures on 4chan. Absolute scum and I hope she destroys your life.

Of course, we all know everything posted here is fiction, so whatever.

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>>561170615
>2013
>retards falling for this
Pic related.

>>561172375
fuck that bullshit. If two ppl enjoy each other's company, don't judge.

you should post more pics

right on man!

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>>561172327
Parents are OK.
Look guys I'm just 30. I'm still young !

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>>561171408
can you actually answer his question though. i'm interested in the answer.
You must understand that you are in no position to brag, besides the fact that she has a nice body, which is something you could have gotten from a woman closer to your age.
i'm 24 with a nineteen y/o gf and a 15 y/o piece of ass on the side, so what?

>>561171862
If she's hot fucking do it. No emotion worse than regret.

>>561172296
You did pretty good OP. Not bad... Not bad at all

>>561172764
I'm in same boat OP except 20 year difference.

but this
>At another level - you're a complete asshole for posting her pictures on 4chan. Absolute scum and I hope she destroys your life.

If you really do love her, you won't post pics of her anywhere on the internet, not even facebook (that place is worse than 4chan).

she's nice but she could be a gold digger and you shouldn't have posted her pic

>>561172764
>nah you're about halfway to retirement and social security. actually for our generation both will be out of reach or nonexistant soon so maybe we'll work until we're dead. america...fuck yeah.

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>>561173016
I'm not posting any personal info. What's wrong with pics ? I doubt you'll meet her in the street.

>>561172764
Don't worry. Age is just a illusion created by society.

>>561173313
322 confirmed

>>561170834
super hot, amazing tits

>>561173313
i wish youd stop covering her face then you can still see it.... it just ruins it....

>>561171702
eh, she had a long run of shitty guys, and I ring her bell in ways she didn't know was possible. She's not leaving. It's a partially open marriage anyways, not full poly, but heading there.

>>561173317
Awesome. Age is social construct too?

>>561173313
It's gonna suck when she realises there's the world ahead of her and she doesn't need you anymore

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>>561173029
Yeah if no one post their gf, this place is pretty much dead.
You guys should share too. Just don't post facebook pics.

Congratz man. I had this female friend in highschool, she started dating guy about your age. Nobody gived a fuck, we were all just jelaous that somebody is tapping that. Good luck, they are still together after 5 years.

>>561171778
not even close.

>>561173612
but until then he will be bustin nuts balls deep in teen pussy and you will still not be

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>>561173487
I'll oblige you this once.
Like her face ?

>>561172764
damn, she's a stunner. Perfect face too.

>>561173313

Well she isn't with you because of your dick OP

>>561173803
yea its pretty great.

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>>561173751
Thanks for stating the obvious

>>561170615

that's a fucking immaculate ass. congrats op.

>>561173803
Where is the vagoo

>>561173313
uncut faggot confirmed. kill yourself

>>561173803
Wow that's amazing, how about this one uncensored?

>>561172519
/thread

>>561173803
I dunno, see I kinda like girls who can give a decent blowjob, but that looks like I'd be throwing a hotdog down a hallway

>>561173803
Fuck she looks like someone I know. Her first name wouldn't happen to be Keahi would it

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>>561173960
Yeah no giant dick

>>561174298
lol

Blowjob in the street, back from the restaurant

>>561171408
Teach me your ways

>>561174436
The fuck? That doesn't answer my question

>>561173091

>halfway to retirement

what country are you from where you retire when you're 40?

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>>561174495
Teens crave real men
/teaching complete

>>561174573
I'm going to let you wonder

>>561174573
>thinking you know someone from a pic
>being this new

>>561170615
How's it feel she's probably in it for money, and she'll leave you for the first young stud doctor she meets?

Always feel like I'm taking advantage of the young ones when I do it, but the hardly tainted innocence is a turn on

>>561174676
30+30=40

yuh muh nigga fuk skool!

>>561174436
>>561174735
OP whats the story on these pictures? it looks like you guys were outside?

>>561173535
Yes, it is

More pics of her sucking cock

>>561174740
Hey man there's always a chance. It could happen

>>561174118
Fuck off and go mutilate your dick some more.

>>561174875
>eat out
>get reasonably drunk
>empty street
>she goes on her knees

>>561171828
>I hanged at this coffee place not far from their school.

hahah. Did you have in mind to get a younger gf or was that your regular coffee place?

>>561173960
Top kek

>>561175084
thats pretty great. anyone see you guys? did you fuck?

>>561173313
Does she like your foreskin?

>>561170615
Hahaha I feel sorry for you. You're falling for the same fucking trap all dudes fucking do. If your just doing it for the pussy okay cool. But if you're thinking long term top kek. Younger girls are nice to look at but that's it. They will divorce you and take half for no good reason if you marry them. Or just leave you for someone better looking/richer if your dating then longterm. Older girls are where it's at for longterm.

>>561172764
>I'm just 30.
>I'm still young

So much lel.

>>561171828
>yuroop plugs
Everyone, this isn't bad - he's not American. They aren't uptight fags over there.

>ITT: Summerfags think having pics of a young girl naked means he's fucking her

I have tons of pics of nude girls I never met IRL. This nigger prob stole these pics online or convinced some poor girl to send him pics

>>561173313
holy shit that is one ugly dick.

>be 21
>pretty good looking
>only 24+ girls hit on you
>tfw all want is a 16yr old scene gf

Been there, done that and then some OP. I'm 40s now, and over the last year been hit on and dated several college freshmen and a couple who were about 21.

First, they're sick of guys who can't get their shit together, pay them no attention, and can't make a buck for themselves. Second, they're tired of sex like Japanese meals: Many courses, but small portions.

Why am I not still with one of them? Frankly they get boring. The same complaints they have about the guys their age I could use for them. Sure, give them a few years and that'll change, but those perky tits that defy gravity will as well.

>>561173751
>implying

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>>561175123
No I only hanged there because I wanted to hook up with a 18 yo

>>561175183
>no one was around
>came in mouth
>went home

>>561175360
Pic is in Bangkok, this summer on vacation

>>561175571
Agreed

>>561175518
>tfw all want is a 16yr old scene gf

no you don't
seriously, don't

it's not worth the pussy

>>561172764
>>561173803
damn you
how did you ended up together?

also post everything you got

>>561175429
How's denial treating ya?

>>561175571

wow that was so... cliche

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>>561174820

ok, so you're from some failed country where you start working as soon as you're born.

In civilized countries op would start working in his twenties. thusly: 20+10x2=40

here endeth the lesson.

>>561175761
go treat your dick
can you even pull your skin back?

>>561173803

10/10

all my jelly

>>561175973
I guess she can

>>561175887
>mfw Heaven falls for Bait
Stop using Sage if you're this new

I'm a 50yo dating a 26yo. Been hitting it since she was 17.

>>561176061
>B-b-b-but I was just baiting!

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

>>561170615
Assuming this is even real:
Are you in USA?
What did you two even begin talking about when you first met at the cafe?

>>561172352
unless you're in No-Fun-BC where the drinking age is 19

captcha: you graduid

>>561175761
the tip looks like a jelly bean
lmao

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I'm 84 currently dating a fetus
Here are pics of my fetus gf
>summerfags believe anything they read

>>561172352
>18
quebec fag plz go

>>561170615
Good for you OP, she looks great.

>>561176168
you're sick

>>561175518
This explains me, the feels m8

>>561176207
usually it's your mom's mouth on my cock
that helps me shleep like a waybee!
>ur Heaven impersonation is a fail/10

>>561175046
>>561174735
>>561174436
>>561174041
Real questions here. Where did you meet? Did you get her to drink the first time you hung out? Do you hang out with her high school friends?

>>561175779
I have a 16 year old Australian/Asian girlfriend...feels good man.

>>561170615
What's it like to be a richfag?

>>561176530
I bet you enjoy old, wrinkly, fat women huh? You're a fiend, brah.

NEW CHAN OPENED.

http://anonimus-chan.biz/

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lol

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I'm a Muslim dating a goat
Here are pics of my goat gf
>pics of a goat should be proof enough for these faggots

>>561176758
I did actually fuck a 59 yr old once
nice tits. she was fun
dry mouth tho. that was nasty

A morality lesson from /b/. How precious.

>>561175895
leled

>>561175429
Fuckin true

4chan:
Where you can make a claim
Post random photos of a naked girl
and everyone believes it
>we are anonymoose

>>561176762

fuck off with your shitty chans just so you can make 5$ a week from ad money, get a real job you faggot

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>>561176354

>>561176929
i got some bad news for you jamal, it's a trap.
and judging from the nose, it's a jewish trap.

>>561177176
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q6zXO7UzOB

>>561170615

how can you stand all that teenage bullshit?

>>561176573
Coffee place. I didn't get her drunk if that's what you ask. How old are you ? If you go chill to a place with (legal) high schoolers, I guarantee some are going to give you "the look". I just sayed hi, and made small talk. You don't need anything more. I don't hang out with her 18yo friends much.

>>561176395
>>561176354
>>561176235
>>561175973
>>561175429
>>561176957
>>561177151
/b/ you have to learn to appreciate when OP is actually willing to deliver.

I'm leaving, /b/ probably wasn't the right place.
Bye anons

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Hey guys,
Started dating this hot girl I met
at the coffee shop
I'm 30 and she just turned 18
Here is a pic of her pussy
>I hope these summerfags fall for it
>I'll be popular like OP
>Life will have meaning again

>>561177342
sorry to hurt your feelings jellybean cock

>>561177246
Top Kek
I actually Lul'd when i saw those balls on google
delicious huge goat balls

>>561177342
Oh no!
Please, come back with your fake pics!
We are so desperate for nude pics
You see, there are NEVER nude pics on /b/
You delivered the only real OC nudes
We worship you
Please, don't leave
>mfw you actually believe this shit

>>561177402
dear jesus fucking christ

>those leg hairs
>that clitoris
>MFW ITS BIGGER THAN MY PENIS

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You gonna timestamp this op?

http://cbs.so/98dad6

>>561177680
Haha
Don't ask me why I was watching a
transgender male to female surgery
on YouTube last night, and wanted to
see after pics on google
>mfw this is a post op tranny pussy
>inb4 faggot. meh.

>>561177460
MODS

>>561171828

How sweet does its pussy taste?

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>>561170615
mfw my mom was 18 and dad was 30 when they got married, mother had me 1 month after she turned 19.
>they only lasted 3 years together

>>561178065
>pussy
>sweet
top kek

>>561177402
that's a lot of leg hair. Must be Inidan

>>561175779
Yes, yes I do. I know these girls are radioactive in a relationship. I have a probably as caustic personality so I'm unconcerned. It's like becoming physically fit, getting in a fight, losing your virginity, trying drugs, it's one of those things you just need to do before you're too old and feeble to ever realize it. I will never stop until I've barebacked a slutty teen girl with stupid hot topic doo-dads and weird hair.

>>561177951
>calling mods

>on a bot

>being this new

35 here, had a girlfrind of 16 yrs old for 8 months. Was great, her parents kicked in, sad story, big love, made her squirt

>>561178136
sorry your mom turned out to be a stupid whore, anon
>jk that really sucks

>>561178163
Indian? Kek
Nigger, that's a white tranny
probably some fat bald fuck who
wanted to become a beautiful princess
>mfw trannies are mentally ill

>>561178329
>calling out noobs
>falling for bait
>being this much of a nigger
>dying of Ebola

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>>561177951

>>561178167
>tfw your id is fag

>>561178448
Man kid, you're just fighting with everybody. le edgy.

>>561178329
I don't care if it's a bot or whatever, just want that pic deleted

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>>561178448
yeah she just turned 41 this year, still hate her.
Great relationship with my step mom though

>>561176503
>you're sick
Naa, what the fuck? You sound butthurt kiddo. You wirgin or somethin?

>>561170814
The youngest a 12 year old should date is 13

>>561178448
>nobody failed for b8
/thread

>>561178595
maybe you should take your sensitive nature right back to reddit

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>>561178595

>>561172375
>only retards would take a fucking linear equation for that seriously
this

>>561170615
Thinking about doing the same. How did you do it? Anything to be careful about?

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>>561178539
hahaha +1 interwebz for you, nigger

>>561178590
meh. not fighting. just bored
getting ready to play Saints Row IV on PS3

>>561178642
that's kewl, bro
i'm glad you got a good step mom

>>561178734
you failed at life
>mfw i need to poo right now

>>561178843
getting shot in the face by her dad

>>561173612
>What? Just like all the other washed 30yr old women no one wants?
30 to 40 something year old men pull more pussy than you younger faggots lol. You don't even know.

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>>561178843
Have atleast one of the follow, more=better
>confidence
>charm/charisma
>physical appeal

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>>561170615
Holy feet. Get sum feet pictures.

Please OP, you're really lucky. Beautiful girl, please give me something for my fetish. I can't get chicks like that.

>>561178595
then why not report it fagot?

>>561172352
in belgium we can drink beer and other low alcohol containing drink when we turn 16.

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>>561178985
>mfw I prefer 30+ women

>>561179109
wait, wut? a creepy fucker obsessed with feet can't get hot girls?
>mind blown

>>561176395
Dat ass

>>561178981
Yurofag here. That does not sound like a real threat to me.

>>561179074
Sounds pretty standard. Anything 18 yo-specific?

I'm not 30 but 25 and still don't have a steady job, still studying. Any chances of hooking up with an 18 yo?

>>561179314
>because you can't compete

>>561178974
moar

>>561170615
How old was she when you started dating/fucking? How long did it take her to share her pussy? How old was she when she began to have sex?

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>>561179401
>because I don't compete
>nor is there a need to

>>561177501
Handler du sengetøy på jysk?
Har det samme settet selv.

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>>561179348
hey! step off.
datz MY fetus gf
>respect a man's fetus gf

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>>561177563

I've always found people who date way younger than themselves as kind of pathetic.

Yeah, she's hot... but once you've finished fucking, she's pretty useless to talk or do anything with because you probably have nothing in common, unless you're a 30 year old that acts like a fucking teenager.

btw- she probably has daddy issues, an one day you'll find her fucking someone closer to her age when she realizes you're pathetic.

Calm down everyone, she's 18. So it really doesn't matter what your opinion is. It's acceptable. Go attack some pedo thread, because their shit isn't acceptable.

teenagers have tight bodies, but once they open their mouth i just want to punch them'

women become a lot more tolerable and interesting once they hit their 30s, but by then the body (especially if they've had kids) has gone to shit.

>>561173803
She is really good looking. Good job, OP.

What do you do when you are together?

>>561178974
source?

I have a serious question to ask, is it OK to date an 18 year old if she also thinks your 18 , even though your 28?

>>561180141
>e you probably have nothing in common,
you have things in common with women? do you like gossip? or have you found one of the rare women capable of maintaining actual interests beyond dating and he said-she said? Seriously, 9 out of 10 women are boring as fuck and seem to have no real thoughts or hobbies or opinions on anything. So 30 or 18, you've still got fuck all to discuss with her. If you want an intelligent conversation, don't you have any male friends?

>>561180597
are you asking if it's ok to lie or manipulate a bitch in order to fuck her?
>virgin detected

>>561180597
She going to get scared and mad when she googles your name and finds out you lied about how old you are - don't think girls don't google anybody they are thinking of dating

>>561180440
>woman over 30 detected
you're barely more stable then you were at 18, still dull as shit, and magnitudes less attractive then you once were and heading downhill fast over the next few years

the girl(21) i(22) love is togheter with a 34 year old for 1 year
i fucking hate you op

>>561175518
seriously

>>561171518
>havefun findinglove at a bar. have fun being alcholic. have fun being divorced. autism

>>561172845
does your gf know? just curious. not h8n

>>561170615
where's her ass?

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>>561180413
> AMA thread
> complains about peoples opinions

>>561180597
How the fuck do you want to play an 18 yo? They have different skin, different facial hair, different way to talk, different mind set ...

>>561170615
>hi im a pathetic old loser who is so desperate for female interaction that i'm dating a vapid 18 year old who is only using me for monetary gain
Neat.

No one cares. We've all talked to 18 year old women before... there is absolutely nothing going on in that head of hers. You are basically paying money for a whore, because the ONLY thing you are getting out of it is sex. She's using you for money, you're using her for sex... a literal "whore" relationship.

>>561180440
>dick sucking faggot detected

>>561180413
STFU Heaven
No one asked you, nigger.

>>561180503
Google Ivana Fuckalot

>>561171518
>mfw going out to bars is the cool thing to do
nigger, ur an alcoholic
bars are for drug addicts and faggot niggers
go to concerts or do outdoor shit, fat nigger
fat alcoholic crusty bitch bald nigger cunt whore
i hate you, and all that you stand for
i will find you
i will destroy you

>>561177460
FBI pls go

>>561181776
And the problem with that is..... what exactly?

>>561172296

> implying /b/ users are really mature

ben stop posting pictures of maddie

>>561170615
http://enjoytheviewx.tumblr.com/

>more whores.

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>>561177460
WOW, THIS IS GOOD STUFF! I LOVE THIS CEE PEE. CAN YOU SHOW ME MORE OF THIS? PLZ MAIL TO [email protected]

>>561178437
16? That's a bit extreme. Did you do anything besides fucking?

>>561181776
you sound like a bitter, fat faggot who can't get laid
what's wrong with whores?
everyone's a whore
do you have a job?
do you take orders from someone?
do you pay bills or taxes?
Ok, nigger...you're a whore! LOL

stop trying to make your pathetic existence tolerable by putting down people who are actually getting laid whether they pay for it or not
>tl;dr kill yourself, fat virgin faggot

>>561180503
http://www.xvideos.com/video3993292/blonde_monroe_loves_pleasuring_her_self_with_an_empty_wine_bottle.

>>561182773
Keklicious
>oh Heaven. you are oh so entertainingly niggerific.

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>I take my clothes off
And bend over
>I need to get hard :/. I eat a senzu bean
>HAHHHHH.
>super saiyan dick!
>My penis turns into goku
>I walk up to fight cell at the cell games
>He turns into perfect cell
>HAHHHHHH
>I jizz in his direction
>KAAAAMEEEHAAAAMEHAAAAAA
>He can't dodge it
>I eat another senzu bean
>I go to the hyperbolic time chamber
>Time to train ok
>I call up krillin
>krillin you there?
>Krillin!
>Fuck you bitch you weak any way
>Nobody like your weak ass disk anyway
>I go to see piccolo cuz that's my nigga
>He eats a senzu bean
>HAHHHHHHH
> we cum together ok
>The mighty piccolodiccolo
>I call up chichi
>Aye bitch come suck my monkey saiyan dick
>Goku come home right now and teach your son how to read
>Psh he doesn't need that in the real world chichi
>Gohan calls my cell phone
>aye lil nigga
>Hey dad
>Can you come home please
>OK fine. I hang up
>I fly home
>There's a purple dude in the sky
>O FUK it's frieza

>>561183220
>I eat a senzu bean
>HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>I jack off on him and it's a Kamehameha
>His gay ass just dodge it tho
>INSTANT TRANSMISSION
>I go behind him and smash his head open
>Ayyye lmao
> He has grapes in that big ass head
>I get a grape for gohan and fly home
>I call up krillin
> I masturbate and eat a grape while it dials ok
>Krillin?
>Krillin answer the damn phone
>????!?!?
>Fuk you krillin
>That weak ass bald head
>Prolly got a head the size of a UFO
>Fuk u.
>I go home to chichi and get somma that good cooch
>Ayyye lmao
>I eat a senzu bean
>HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>HOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>light comes around my body
>HAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>I finally take a dump and it feels pretty good
>Ayyye lmao

>>561171902
>Fucking young tight fertile pussy.
>Train youngin to be a good bitch.
>Laughing at post wall hags with their "careers".
>You cant fuck money.

>>561171135
>you have enough in common with a recent high school graduate to maintain any type of relationship?

>I really hate this hypocritical argument

you're on /b/ talking with multiple ages and have a lot in common with them. What are you doing on /b/?

my opinion

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YE8bAK5ErM

>>561173313
>>561173313
did no one notice that you can see her eyes in this?

My first wife was 20 and I was 31 when we hooked up. And when we divorced, I went to community college as a 39 year old, and then on to the local state university at 42. 45 now and have not been with a woman over 23 since my divorce. Women from 19 to about 26 want to fuck, have a good time and are easy to please. Plus the competition are pimply faced fucktards with nothing but what mommy and daddy have given them, Best thing is that the women talk amongst themselves, so as long as you let them break up with you, you have all of her friends who know you are hell on wheels in bed and not a psycho or abuser.

>>561178683
>implying 12 and 13 year olds should date
are you fucking retarded?

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>>561171408
>>561171828
so i guess her tits are late bloomers, right? just wait a couple more years and maybe she'll have some!

what does it feel like to be so emotionally immature that you have to chase insecure teenagers instead of women your own age?

>>561186302
>faggot detected
you're either a faggot or some bitter 30 yr old feminist ugly fat bitch

it's about tight pussy, and the fact that they are so insecure makes it easier to manipulate them into being fucked in all sorts of depraved positions, recorded and cast aside once finished with the slut.

>u mad bro?

I'm 28 dating an 18 year old :) nothing like tight, tight pussy.

http://cbs.so/98dad6

>>561186681
You can treat them like shit, but then it makes it hard to get new ones. The fucking is easy as you are teaching them, but casting them aside hurts you. Best to let them (read lead them by the fucking nose) into breaking it off, and be very nice and supportive of her decision. That way you can run through all her friends too.

how long do you expect it to last? do you feed her? do you give her a roof to live under? does she work a job or pay any bills at all? if not she is only with you till you either stop doing these things or she finds someone better

>>561187886

you just described the exact same relationship he would have with a 30 year old woman

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>>561186681
>mfw this faggot actually thinks he's a badass
18 year olds are boring fucking bitches, they can't fuck for shit
but then again, you probably can't, either

>>561189565
>they cant fuck for shit
>implying they cant lay there while you go at it

whats wrong you have no endurance?

Mine is 16 I'm 31. Thumbs up OP.

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>>561190081
your pedo is showing. fbi reported faggot

>>561190081
you fuggin liar

>>561190476
31/50 states have age of consent @ 16.

>>561190476
See
>>561190637


Faggot

>>561190831
k

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>>561190637
yes but only when the individual having intercourse with the 16 year old is close to her age. pedofag newfag niggerfag diefag kikefag

>>561176395
MODS

>>561176395
CP ban this piece shit MODS

>>561191362
sorry, you're incorrect. see, for example, CT.

>>561190476
>>561190487

Live in a country where it is perfectly legal.

lmao at the incels on here thinking that dating a fucking 16 is some sort of Golden Fleece

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>>561170615
>>561170615
>being 30 years old
>dating a girl who hasn't even been to her first R rated movie

holy fuck OP are you ever an insecure faggot
you're not dating, you adopted a child

have fun putting up with her puking up her first beer faggot

>>561191895
it's legal here, too, in MOST STATES.

I wasn't saying you're a liar because it's illegal.

I'm calling you a liar because what you said is not true.

kek

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>>561172296
And yet as long as you're with them, that's literally all you have to look forward to.

Congratulations on being one of the lower rungs on her climb up the sugardaddy ladder.

>>561192127

Yeah and I was referring to you as the incel who thinks getting a woman of any age is some great feat. Look how upset you are in this thread.

>>561192261
sry OP this is probably the truth

>>561192261
So? You just get a new one, problem solved.

>>561192472
bro. relax. I'm your age and I'm anything but celibate.

>>561191924
I imagine you being one of those MILF fags. Have fun with those saggy, wrinkly old tits and pussy the size of the grand canyon, we like going for the fresh meat.

>>561192647

Someone's lying now lmao

>>561189868
>implying rocking their hips is the only thing a girl should do while having sex
LOL, you pathetic fuck

You bunch of fucking niggers dont realize the pics are actually from at least 3 different whores. Fucking kill ur self OP and you fucking fags showing interest

>>561192963
whatever you say

in china the age of consent is 14? da fuk