>>560547849
you weren't there you don't know

>>560547936
>nched up pieces of paper and telli
noone was there

>>560548264
the fuck is that green text

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bumpity bump

>>560547849
Test

>>560548786
this isn't an alpha thread, retard

More shit from dashcon, I missed all of it when it was circulating /b/ and am curious as to just how much cringe there was.

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>>560548564

>>560548558
>mfw a couple of those girls are actually attractive
it's just too bad they're tumblrfags

>>560548786
he will die at the age of 14. drowning in pussy :^)

>>560548564
>sips mountain dew

my god

do these people really exist? how can you be so socially retarded?

>>560548968
alpha/10, I should have known.

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>>560548994
top kek

>>560548968
Speaking of alphas...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDzekekaq9w&list=UUeR0n8d3ShTn_yrMhpwyE1Q
I'd eat this guys shit anyday.

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>>560548564
mmmkay

>>560548558
Dude looks like John Lennon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc

you wont be able to watch it in one go and will feel physical pain

>>560549183

>Wants to be furry
>Losing hair instead

The struggle is real :'(

> implying every thread on /b/ nowadays isn't a cringe thread

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NYaUc4qvDM

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I hope you guys are ready for the "Ballad of Evan .G"

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>>560548936
holy fuck

>>560549142
no one expects pure betas to be able to recognize alpha traits, its okay.

>>560548419
hahaha, spot on!

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I have a pretty cringeworthy story
>be my year 9 self
>not autist but pretty socially retarded
>theres this girl that I like
>she's my sisters friend
>talk to her and junk a bit
>eventually get the courage to ask her out without having much of a friendship with her
>one time we were hanging
>"W-w-will you go out with me?"
>mfw I meant to say "wanna go to dinner some time?"
>get rejected as nicely as possible
>mfw
>mfw I follow her home
>mfw she leaves her window unlocked
>mfw she doesn't notice when I sneak her out and put her in my dads car
>mfw I drive her out of the city
<mfw she can scream all she wants
>hfw I bring her to a lovely dinner
>mfw I need to get her back home on time
>such a gentleman that I don't even kiss her when I let her out of the car
>mfw she called the cops on me for kidnapping her
fucking sluts

>>560549383
next time make sure the text is readable

>>560549207
Sweet and tangy

>>560549287
Shame they cut out the part where she rejected him and he went home crying, followed by him blowing a load in his face.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8P1oGF2nnA

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX0JPBaBUy4

>>560549207
glad to see he is making food reviews again. love this kid.

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>>560548786
>That trigger discipline

>>560549287
> Got two hugs and 2 thumbs up.
> Yesss.

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oc

>captcha: buttocks nnufacts

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>>560548564
Holy fucking shit,
this is gold

Saw this ball meeting picture, and of I understood well, it was some kind of tumblRfags con?

amirite?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jrx-Xrrsco

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>>560549383
Whoops, maybe it'll work now?

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>>560549646
you think this is a mother fucking game?!

>>560549965
ain't no OC boy, I've seen this 10 times by now.

>>560549576
>>560549672
DId you hear him at the end?
Poor guy sounded upset about the lack of tangyness.

>>560550152

Thx anon

>>560550152
thanks anon!

>>560549409
Anybody have that essay about how and why so many autists ended up obsessed with mlp?

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>>560550363

Also, captcha thisman native

>>560549646

His brother's hot. The brony well...looks like a brony.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S8Y5vRreGU

>>560549287
this guy actually had the courage to do something for a girl you faggot.

>>560549646
top kek
>You're not serious
>Fucking serious
>... Why?

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>>560549968
>cringe thread

>>560550464

What app is that?

>>560549045
They might be closer then you think.

I got on one of my friends Facebook once and read his messages. There were dozens of messeages to girls saying all sorts of cringeworthy shit, most of them with no replies.

He seems like such a well-adjusted person.

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>>560548761
Oh sweety, you missed the worst part.

>>560550087
I...I...couldn't....it was....painful..

>>560550584
This is true. He definitely did not get the girl he was going for, but just look at that whole group of ladies beside her who creamed up just watching him do that for her.

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>>560550675
I want to say Clover but I've only ever seen the version I'm using

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>>560550183
Yes, posted by me 10 times. I've personally not seen it reposted by anyone else.

>>560550675

Mimi. A 4chan reader

>>560549287
You got me

>>560550584
do you understand how this world works?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqrMjK3veiU

>>560550940
I don't think "creamed up" is the expression you're looking for.

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>>560548564
>sips mountain dew

>>560549971
Yea it was Tumblr's first con. Almost all the panel speakers cancelled on the day because the tumblrfaggots couldn't pay them, and shortly after the crowd had to raise 17,000USD to not get thrown out of the hotel.

The "ball pit" was offered as a compensation of the missing speakers and each guest were given a certain time allotment they could spend in it. Fooking hell m8

>>560549287
hes fuckin 13 niggers. good for him

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>>560548564

>>560548936
Beavis and Butthead IRL

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTvdKLI7Ndo

>>560548558
Would smash cute pale ginger on top right.
Steal her away from those tumblr fags and show her all the sex techniques I learned from my Japanese hentais.

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>>560548936
6/10
I chuckled

>>560549646
His face at the end. Not even close to his brother.

I feel for this guy. It's not his fault he became a brony.

>>560551224
Why would you travel the country to get 5 minutes in a ball pit?
I mean, you can get in for free at McDonalds.

>>560548786
>skew Obama
This kid is god.
You're some lefty faggot aren't aren't you?

>>560551404
What the actual fuck is that a joke

>>560551104
i hope there is a god, i want to be protected from shit like this

>>560550363
If you're still there/anyone else is interested, this is always a good watch

>>560550895
mudkipz

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>>560551404
this can't be real...

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>>560551118
It's pretty obvious, but I wouldn't expect a forever alone virgin to be able to tell which ones.

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>>560549535
That story was bad and you should feel bad

>>560548564
>>560551554
MOAR OF THIS FFS

>>560548968
You consider this kid alpha? I bet your favorite TV show is Jersey Shore. Retard.

>>560551707
makes me laugh these kids think that memes are like a subculture thing thats well underground, in my day it was about obscure bands and shit, not fucking memes

>>560548360
>2014
>Being this new

>>560548936
>then what's the ass called
>the ass retard
fucking sides are in orbit

captcha: ssioass regard

>>560551665

Lay it on me

>>560551707
>hasn't even been memeing since 2009
what a faggot

>>560549646
OMG his bro is way hawt!

No wonder he's a brony. I would pity him but then he would take that as a sign of me wanting to date him. YUCK!! *barfs*

>>560552024
>2014
>not having any sort of reading comprehension

>>560549594
I want to see this

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>>560547849
Congratulations, KnowYourMeme. You are still the most cringiest site on the Internet by far.

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>>560551976
I bet you actually watch TV

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>>560549646
Lole i troll my borhter
>le le le

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>>560549287

>>560550584
He has a total lack of self awareness in thinking he's in the same league as her and a stupid dance will fix that. We're far past the stone ages of attracting women by dances and games of strength.

>>560551404
people like this should be kept away for society because their social inability of being a part of it can very easily become a reason for this person to go out and do harm to everyday people because they have a mental inability to comprehend normal society. Can we please.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbpiMPeRQJM

>>560549576
Well they were certainly sweet, but he really didn't taste a true tang.

>>560552167
I don't even have a TV.

>>560552231

I wonder if he ever wonders if he's being annoying?
Does he ever think 'oh she's not replying perhaps I should stop this'?
Or what?

>>560552231
Alphaasfuck.jpeg
Nigger getting the D

>>560549287
She's cute, can't blame him. We've all done stupid shit for girls. His stupid ship just happened to have corporate sponsorship.

This is high level, be careful
I don't want to be responsible for your blindness

https://www.youtube.com/user/annajaneclossin/videos

>>560551071
>>560552230
And now? Maybe he didn't get her. At least he won't regret he didnt try. He's 13. He definitely has the potential to not become a total basement dweller like you.

>>560552440
sure buddy, sure. watching big bang theory and whatever else shit you watch on hulu counts too, faggot

>>560552338
>people like this should be kept away for society
I'm fairly certain they do that already, for the most part

>>560551554
pfffff can we please please please please lock these people up..

>>560552569
What the fuck is hulu? Sounds like something for niggers.

>>560552528
garret pls leave this board is 18+

>>560552157
whats waifu?

>>560552502
thats actually very true

i dont know how to feel about that girls shoulders tho

literally forced to date some big black guy

>>560549045
>>560548564
Obviously a troll account trying to sound beta/cringe as possible with all those buzzwords. No one is this gullible, right? Right guys?

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The most furry cringe rage you'll ever see

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jY9fWgrRxA&list=UUSvFFlJDi_AcZ0Xpi04AZVw

>>560551507
top right right?

dawn right, rek it ralph.

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>>560552515
absolutely disgusting

>>560549207
Oh fuck listening to people eat is like porn for me.
Only some people though, anybody else have that?

I have not met the person who cannot laugh at this.
>YLYL (you laugh you lose)
>YCYL (you cringe you lose)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSkm0CmUdy8#t=87

>>560548994

I love that she has a painting of Kramer on her wall...

not just a picture...

a fucking framed painting.

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>>560552930
ops

heres the ref pic.

>>560550087
This should be a commercial for the meat industry.

>>560552528
B-but I don't have a basement.

>>560552861
You don't want to know.

>>560549287
"this one's for you"
>:0

>>560553010
this isnt real, cmon.

>>560553010
yea that was funny for about 18 seconds

>>560553010

Omfg that is fucking funny

>>560549503
This is parody, right?
Please tell me it's fake.

>>560548419
This 100% correct.

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>>560552910
i can see his moobs getting excited

>>560553050
thats a dude

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>>560550651
>not taking time to laugh at some cringe

>>560552887
Is that you Jimmy? You pathetic fuck.

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>>560553364

>>560552910
lol'd when I saw the father (?) in the background looking all disappointed at what his fat offspawn has become.

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>>560549310

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSlKh4if6P0

>>560549409

sad thing is you can tell by the look of their house his parents must be well settled in life. sadly they got a fucking retarded with no social skills as a son.

>>560549618
I am christian... and I hated this clip more than anything I have ever seen

>>560550584
>courage to do something for a girl you faggot.

has mom bought you new shoes for school yet?

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>>560551554
>mfw this autism exists in my wow guild..

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The heavyweight champ of cringe:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kha5hMeq5pY

>>560553364
Saying that it's a dude is rape. I think it's a gender-fluid fox-kin.

>>560553814
>wow guild

kek

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>>560550087

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>>560548564
This has to be deliberate, no one can be that socially retarded.

>>560553010
Didn't get me, fag.

>>560553814
Pretended to be a girl back on my WoW days

The shit I got whispered with on a daily basis. It was enough to make me drop that server so hard

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>>560548558
If only

Haven't watched this one in a while. Christian side hug.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-HmDE0Plj0

>>560552230
>weak pussy who cant dance

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>>560553943
we've got a fucking genius in this thread. thank god you figured that out for us, I was really worried that a level of stupid shown in that picture actually existed.

>>560553864
Oh my god...
kill me

>>560550464
fuck your captcha cheap anriod faggot

>>560553864
oh man, that's part of the cringe gauntlet.
10/10, would lmao again and again

>politely being heaven to avoid bump limit

>>560552338
Don't worry bro, they keep themselves from society.

>>560548936
>ok than wats the ass called
>the ass you retard
10/10

>>560553814
>wow guild
you brought this on yourself

>>560553864
the fact that this britfag keeps fucking talking and whimpering over this vid, makes it more rage than cringe to me.

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>>560548994

>>560553016
seconded, that's awesome.

>>560549503
Class. Class all the way.

>>560553016
Just a poster, because she's a fat whore.

>>560551554
>Filename

Good show, anon. Good show.

>>560554089
I'll give them an A for effort, but that doesn't give this shit the right to exist.

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>>560553352

>>560553701
>the girl asking, "What is 4chan?"
master troll detected

>>560552515
Holy shit that's a hard one to watch, the second video, geez.....

>>560548564
pls respond

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X37EzJnuntk

>>560550152
Wow. I actually feel bad for this kid. He looks like a sad MacGruber.

>>560552528
I know, that nigga has INITIATIVE.

That's more than I can say for most of these cum guzzling losers.

>>560554982
> I'd masturbate to this if i actually had a vagina

Fucking lost it

>>560551404
What the absolute fuck

>>560553943
>>560554192
samefag, you're not fooling anyone
if you haven't encountered one of these people in your daily life then you don't leave the house enough

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULqAIbjCsXE

>>560549287

That girl is fucking cute. If I was 13, I'd drill her hard.

>>560549287

That was actually quite sweet not going to lie.

>>560553814
>Being in a wow guild

What did you expect?

>>560548996
They'll tell you it's what's on the inside that counts... but the outside is all they've got

>>560552910
that dad in the background......

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSLx_ItMJEA

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>>560547849
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7CV3jSpsAQ

This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyDy4Q3cmHk

>>560549971
Lol, your ID.

>>560549971
>YOUSiPJZ
>you sip jizz

>>560555458
Unfortunately, this has to be fake. The interviewer sounds way too young to be a bank manager.

>>560554334
How does Mr. Jobs shrivelled, decayed scrotum taste?

>>560548558

what happened to the girl holding her breath? didnt she die?

>>560550363
where is it?

>>560549971
Screencaped
> YouSipJZ


Already crying and laughing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnFw2qjaRso

>>560555508
Is that homestuck?
Are there seriously two characters that advertise their homolust that blatantly?

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=7usr4HGt6dQ
Im win you fagits

>>560555567
Raid progression

>>560553864
>>560553864
/jsakars
here is the little perverts facebook

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>>560550152
The only thing that made me cring was that bthe guy said final blast and not final flash.


Not sure what that says about me.

>>560556259
Nope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1-wfzk94b8

I remember when we raid this btw

>>560548564
>pumps fist
duuu wut?

>>560548994
she only fucks black dudes... she brings them home and theres kramer... as soon as the walk in the poster starts shouting. "Anigger Anigger" and the black guy rages out and beats her ass... she rolls over and thinks "just another day in the struggle against patriarchy..." and nods off..

she may not be the hero we want.. but shes the hero we need.

>>560551554
Does no one on here recognise fake shit when they see it?
Fucks sake

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>>560549971
lul, you sip jizz anon

>>560549282
>dude
you cisgenderdd piece of shit how about you doNT" FUCKING JUST ASSUUUUUME XI HE IS A DUDE YOu cisgendered idiot males piss me off.

>>560548419
omg i know this guy his names sutti

>>560548797
this is alpha.

>>560549287
everytime i see this vid i cringe at that kiss dodge

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>>560553864
that guy's reactions

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>>560551554
>Okay

>>560556069
props to that mum

must be truly soul shattering to have a kid like this. she even tries to make his postings less awkward by being pretty funny even tho she is probably dying inside

>>560549646
couldnt watch it till the end, how do this people can even live ?

>>560556069
mom is funny

>>560548936
this is funny.
genuinely funny, like two lovable yet stupid characters trying to figure their out through life.

godspeed little bros.

>>560550087
Call me crazy, but I kind of wanna fuck him.

>>560555745
>video has been disabled

Thank God.

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Y'all niggas haven't cringed until you've cringed to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McFzWzwtmmU

>>560556168
Was there any explanation of WHY they were wetting themselves of a roll of foam?

>>560548994
never been so glad to be white before

>>560547849
just one more hour

>>560556372
>we
lol

>>560557069
They're furries.
Probably going to use it to make fursuits or some other yaff paraphernalia.

>>560552910
but they do have sex in furries.

>>560548360

Fucking Newfags.

Eurofag here

Are furries and bronies common in murrica ?

This shit scares me

>>560556990
lol...

>>560549503

Tumblr would have us believe that those are people.

>>560556990
Having been on stage a few times I know that feel.
Fuck that's rough.

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTAQeSfeZ_E

>>560548968

Fukken keked

>>560553010

www.twitchtv/roboticbagel

they got a twitch

>>560556069
kek

>>560557548
I played in a band for a year or so, we'd do shows around the province. The other guitarist was a wreck whenever we went on stage. One time he puked in his mouth and unplugged his guitar at the same time. Fucker had to lean behind the monitors and spit it out.

>>560557715
>using guro as your avatar

>>560556583
kek'd way too hard.

>>560550584
he's wearing fucking jeans, polo and a fedora to dance class where he's the only guy...

>>560556168
$84 for that piece of foam? WITH a 52% off sale? You've got to be shitting me. What's it made out of? Tritium?

>>560549287
godamn what the fuck dude

>>560558127
You were that guitarist?