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Seattle reporting in
>>560389076

Turn on the news /b/, we are making history
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>>560393930
first!
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>>560393930
OH FUG

POST ORIGINAL SIG 550
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No it's not, faggot.
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>>560393930
I'm not getting shit.
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>>560393930
Just do it already, everyone's waiting faggot.
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>Implying.
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OH BOY DIS GUN BE GUD!
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>>560394086
I'm not the other person.
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HELL YEAH ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLING!!!!

DUBS GET STEAMERS? DOTA 2 KEYS? ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

DEY SEE ME HATING THEY ROLLING NIGGERS TRYING TO CATCH ME IN A STEAM BEGGER

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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More b8?
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>>560393930
blablablabla
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>>560393930
>Implying you aren't someone else with a notepad.
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I don't believe it yet. Don't have television in the house no more. Post sauce on confirm?
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Why doesn't every /b/tard with a gun in Seattle just go shoot stuff.
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You're making us look bad on /pol/ retard just go and DO SOMETHING
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>>560393930
fake n gay
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>>560394162
Then why the fuck are you posting?
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pls dont kill anyone
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http://www.komonews.com/scanner
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>>560394291
Because there is more of us.
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>>560394232


>shoot stuff

Think you mean black people or jews
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>>560393930
Original anon used lowercase "/b/" on his paper, his handwriting was different, and wrote full time, not just a '3'.

Git gud, OP.
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Needs pear as timestamp
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>>560394404
see>>560394364
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>>560394392
Both
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>>560394527
I don't believe those lies. There's not even a first one yet.
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>>560394527
So what, now you will?
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>>560393930
Man, if someone doesn't gun down innocents in Seattle soon, I'm not even going to be able to enjoy my lunch properly.
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HOLY FUCK DID ANYONE ELSE HEAR THAT
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>>560394872
YES
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Call Pablo! He needs gator
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>>560394872
wat
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>>560394872
no I missed it, im having trouble making out what they are saying.

what did they say?
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>>560394872
Yea!
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HOLY SHIT EPIC THREAD
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>>560394942
HOLY SHIT /B/ IT'S HAPPENED
THEY'RE SAYING CODE RED
CODE RED
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>>560394872
Shut up queer, until it's on the national news, it's just any other homicide.
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>>560394992
>>560394997

been listening the whole time, no code red
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>>560393930
fake as fuck get the fuck out here motherfucker you fucker fucking fuck fuckhead fuck your ass
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>>560395007
no they're not faggot
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>>560395095
Same
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dis better be the new 9/11
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>>560395095
who said anything about code red?

i'm talking about the gatorade
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>>560395007
Bullshit, post on this?
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ITT: Me lying about shots fired and code red and newfags eating it up
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>>560395007
STATE PATROL HAS FOUND PEOPLE WITH UNKNOWN INJURIES
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link to scanner
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IS HABBENING
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11.29 there now should happen in 2 mins
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>>560395286
http://www.komonews.com/scanner
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>>560395218
everyone knows code red is mountain dew, not gatorade.

gtfo britfag.
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>>560395286
http://www.komonews.com/scanner
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To be real I only heard about gatorade and McDonald so...
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>>560395262
No one believed you in the first place.
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>>560395286
komonews.com/scanner
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>>560395286
face has been slapped or punched?
thats what I just heard.

jesus you think they would speak more clearly about emergencies and stuff
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>>560395218
They just said something about a code red then skipped to the next radio user
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>>560395218
You mean Mountain Dew? Hoooooolllly shit Ima abondon thread full of fuckups....
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>>560395262

ITT: this faggot trolls trolls trying to troll trolls
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>>560394392
Lamar?
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>>560395351
NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT MOUNTAIN DEW YOU STUPID FAGGOT

besides, Gatorade is better.
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what the fuck is happening? Someone please fill me in
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>>560395451
/tread
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>>560395262
You must be new here.
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>>560395524

nothing yet
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>>560395505
powerade>gatorade any day.
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>>560395524
SHIT IS GOING DOWN
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>>560395524
some officers are about to quench their thirst.
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>>560394092
TIRED OF YOUR SHIT HEAVEN
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So what am I listening for? Is someone gonna go on a shooting rampage or what?
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>>560395524
nothing. literally nothing of value is happening here. leave before you waste 3 hours of your life.
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>>560395461
Yes it is me, Lazlo.
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>Take a pic of your assault rifle with a timestamp
>/b/ goes crazy

You guys are so easy to troll.
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LOL was that a hitler speech in the background for a minute?
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>>560395618
I agree.
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>>560395524
Mountain Dew vs. Gatorade
Newfags trolling newfags
Some faggot from /k/ posted a gun
Seattle police scanner (?)
Retards
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OP confirmed faggot
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Brace yourselves.
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Tell me when something happens.
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2 Units where just called to a disturbance (i think she said something about a discharge wepon) but couldnt make it out
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>>560395654
Why haven't they banned Heaven yet? He's just such a dick all the time
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8/3/2014 10:55:41 AM F140082400 1 E2 1505 Westlake Av N Auto Fire Alarm

Intredasnt
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>>560395524
SOMEONE IS GIVING AWAY STEAMS!!!!! GET YOUR ROLLER READY AND ROLLL!!!!!

PROTIP: RERAWL LOUD!!!!!!!!
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>>560395746
hahaha i heard it wtf
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>>560395825
HERE WE GO
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/b/ STOP FUCKING AROUND.

IF OP DELIVERS HE WILL NEED ALL OUR FUCKING ENERGY SO PUT YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR AND LET HIM USE IT!
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>>560395825
lol no one believes you bro, by the way I hope you have powerade. Its going to behot hot hot all through the week
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OP is once again a lying piece of shit. I've been here since the first there and all it consists of are faggots in the thread saying "Its happening!" The scanner is casual bull shit. No shootings.
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>>560395850
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>>560395825
okay
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>>560395825
SHEEEEET
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>>560395825
good one /b/ro, now put the orange tip back in
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>>560395825
Now we have an AK.
>okay.png
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>>560395965
there was one at some amerifag mall not long ago, announced here first.
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>>560395732
I fucking love you lazlow, please go get anthony cumia for the next GTA radio snippets!
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>>560395909
>>560395909
>>560395909
>>560395909
>>560395909
>>560395909
>>560395909
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>Dont do it !!
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>>560393930
so, even though nothing is going to happen, OP is going to jail for posting threats on 4chins. promise you
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seattle 6151529
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>>560396047
>AK

what are you, retarded?
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shit
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>>560395965
maybe op shooted the cops radio so he couldn't yell "it's habbening, send in back up, the national guard, and chuck norris"
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is this the new xbox 720?
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>>560395825
How fucking stupid are you putting metal on a radiator? You'll burn yourself!
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>>560395825
That's not even the same gun.
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>>560395840
sent! :^)
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>>560394872
Fucking hell. This must be a few blocks from my apartment...
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>>560395990
See, that's exactly what I'm talking about. You're always so mean
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>>560395935
Hands are up, take all the energy you need OP
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>>560396269
>taking only one gun to a shooting rampage

it's like your not even going for a high score
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>>560396047
it's a czech vz58 you fucking retard
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we're gonna make the news guyz. This guy is gonna be famous and the news'll say it's cause of 4chan and league of legends
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Come on OP we're still waiting.
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>>560396441
/k/ plz have mercy
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>http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/4chan-user-arrest?page=1
>posting threats on 4chan
>#7
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who is going to die? Obama?
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>>560396334
i'm sorry anon.
sorry you're such a FUCKING FAGGOT
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>>560396481
4chan? that's tame. Now LoL? man that's just mind bending shit there
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nothing is going to happen

good
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what the fuck happens in seattle?
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>>560395524
agree. wtf is happening?
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>>560395825
That's a vZ58 or CZ858. Not an AK, no parts commonality, however the vZ58 fires the same round. Striker fired, not hammer fired like an AK, bolt locks back on an empty mag, can reload by magazine, loose rounds, or 10-round clips as are commonly used on SKS-45s. The CZ858 is VERY popular in Canada, so much so that in the Czech Republic they actually produced a variant with a maple leaf on the stock. I am not joking.
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OP will never deliver ffs
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>>560396426
This niqqa though.
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>>560396621
Nobody sleeps in Seattle, that's what
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>>560396621
weed smoke and coffee. my kind of place.
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>>560396713
OP confirmed Tom Hanks
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>>560396441
From the length of the weapon it looks closer to a 74u... JS
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>>560396637
actually I think a shootings happening
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>>560396713
kurt cobain does
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/r/ link to scanner
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>>560396969
http://www.komonews.com/scanner
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>>560396969
http://www.komonews.com/scanner
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>>560396514
Seriously tho, OP's going to jail
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Guys he is not gonna shoot from his home. Let him get to position. Just... wait...
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>mfw something else is going down


do you think he'll fuck up the guy's property?
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>2 prank calls

who did this?
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>>560396969
inb4 ban
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hahahah someone called in on OP and they think it's a prank
"Call saying their friend is threatening property damage"
"Prank call, i'll respond"
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>>560397143
how long does it take for him to get in position to suck cocks? because that is all OP is doing
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>>560397154
you fucker
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>>560397224
a minute
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nobody cares about seattle. it's not even a real city. maybe try vancouver and the canadians will give a shit.
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>>560396556
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>original thread deleted

Confirmed Mossad
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>>560397154
stop farting
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haha, they're arresting some idiots for prank calls.

born in '98
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So what exactly is happening? Listening to the scanner but everything seems calm?
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>>560395825
the fuck, 40 minutes and you're still in your house
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>>560396334
This is why 4chan needs to be anonymous. Heaven acts like everyone on this board but since his ID is easy to track, all the shit he does gets remembered. He isn't an anonymous voice, he is a user.
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>>560397193
What's the prank?
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>>560393936
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http://www.komonews.com/scanner
ITS HAPPENING CODE RED
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>>560396637
EVERYTHING
AND
NOTHING
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>>560397154
You sick piece o fuck
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>>560397346
gj /b/, now some poor kid will have a record for trying to be cool
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>>560397154
Are you fucking serious ?
You are disgusting.
At least say sorry.
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>>560397361
nothing

there's a car that's not responding and 2 prank calls and some talk earllier about a long gun?

Did anyone report this shit?
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>>560397407
Lies
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>>560393930
This is now the official thread, the big one 404d
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>>560397361
yeah was there an original thread here? what did it say?
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>>560397370
Cardstands all over Seattle are quivering in fear
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>>560396652
how you know all this
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So I'm from Sweden. No fucking idea what's going on. Inform me, will you?
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>>560397193
oh shit
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OH LAWD HE'S FLIPPING OFF VEHICLES!
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LOL @ WHITE MALE WALKING IN TRAFFIC FLIPPING PEOPLE OFF AHHAHAHAHAAH
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>>560397154
Why would you come here just to shit your pants and stink up the thread?
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lol OP is running in traffic, flipping off cars
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>>560397490
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ITS HAPPENING

HES FLIPPING OFF TRAFFIC, NO VISIBLE WEAPONS

SHAVED HEAD MALE IN A TANK TOP
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>implying he'll do shit
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male walking into traffic and flipping off vehicles

>my sides
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>>560397558
I dont trust you skeleton
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"walking through traffic flipping off cars in gray tank top, white male" i think its happening :(
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>>560397526
OP is going to kill someone.
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>>560397606
Was there timestamp?
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>>560397563
no joke that guy is there every damn day
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>>560395990
just leave
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OP of first thread was already a confirmed jew. Swiss and Canadian passports + reservist gun = Israeli DoD/military. 100% JEW trolling b
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>>560397558
I dont trust you skeleton
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>>560397490
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>>560397558
I do not believe you... skeleton
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>>560397619

I find it highly unlikely that's him.

I don't believe OP is legitimate.

I do believe this shit's been reported regardless.

Though just listening to the police scanner is actually interesting.
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>>560397685
He's gonna initiate himself to be a part of the league of supreme gentlemen
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>>560397606
Never mind I'm a fucking retard
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>>560397706
Broadway and Kennith?
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>>560397731
>>560397648
FUCK YOU

>>560397546
and especially you
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>>560397691
yes
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>>560397747

forgot pic
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>>560397691
Don't have it but there was
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>>560397558
Thanks mr skeltal.
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Op is a fag, as usual
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What fucking channel
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shit the scanner said some girl fell 15 ft from a tree, we gotta helb her /b/
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>>560397606

That is actually depressing

It isn't even because there are no good threads any more, the good threads just get deleted by faggot overbearing moderators before anything interesting happens
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>>560397490

The original thread was about an hour and a half ago and there was a different gun
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Hackers?
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>>560397231
>>560397339
>>560397440
>>560397579

Jesus christ, I'm sorry
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>>560397965
hi
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>>560397691
yep
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>>560397849
fuck off spider spread your lies someplace else
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>>560397407
>they're talking about kayakers

Captcha:hurted balls
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>>560397990
Fucking fag, I don't swing that way
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DO IT OP!
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>>560397990
its ok
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>>560397849
>>560398000
pic related

its me
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the scanner is talking about kayaking bitches
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Is there like, what, 3 cops in seattle right now? What the fuck. I expected a police scanner to be crowded...
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>>560397990
>>560397154

AHAHA I GOT YOU AGAIN YOU FAGGOT
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>>560398000
>>560398000
>>560398000
HOLY FUCK TRIPS!!!! STEAM BEGGER BOT IS GOING TO GIVE YOU STEAMS!!!!!!!! WTF WHY DIDN'T YOU POST STEAMS ID????/

STUPID. FUCKING. NEWFAG
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>>560398000

Nice trips faggit
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>>560397990
Just don't let it happen again, and remember ....we are watching you
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KEK "been smoking marijuana for two hours"
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group of 5 smoking week for 2 hours about to get busted damn niggas hit that shit and peace2
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>>560397935
she should've fallen on you, you bouncy castle dimensional neckbeard
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lol anon compliant about people smoking pot in Seattle lol
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group of 5 smoking marijuana for 2 hours, this is it guyz
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>>560397996
not me you idiot!
but Hi anyways :)
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CODE YELLOW CODE YELLOW
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>>560397719
confirmed kyke
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>>560398136
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CODE YELLOW WHAT THE FUCK IT'S HAPPENING
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UH OH CODE YELLOW ITS HAPPENING
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smoking marijuana for 2 hours

i have been smoking 5 years before i quit

CODE YELLOW 42 AVE SOUTHWEST SW OREGON ST AND SW SOMETHING ST
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CODE YELLOW!

IS THIS IT???
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>>560397558
thank mr skeltal
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>>560398262

Yeah, with a siren and everything.

Huh.
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code yellow?
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>>560398264
confirmed summerfag for browsing /b/ via smartphone
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CODE YELLOW!!! Accident (vehicle) blocking traffic
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Code Shrek!
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TFW you are all gullible fagts
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>>560397558

Thank Mr. Skeletal
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CODE YELLOW = Active shooter
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>>560398262
dude i just heard that
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>>560397719
Mossad
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R.I.P. in peace wheel chair guy
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LOL, fall from a wheelchair?
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You guys just riled up everyone on /pol/
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>>560398365
right again. dammit.
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REAL TIME POLICE TRACKER
http://www2.cityofseattle.net/fire/realTime911/getRecsForDatePub.asp?action=Today&incDate=&rad1=des
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>>560398136
FUCK YOU ILL GET U BACK 4 DIS SOME DAY
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CODE YELLOW WAS AMERICAN FALLING FROM WHEEL CHAIR


GOD BLESS HIM
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anyone else hear a code green = hostage situation?
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>>560398470

lol - no.
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>>560398365
>not browsing /b/ while taking a shit
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ROADBLOCKS GOING UP
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Let's take a moment of silence for our fallen soldier
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>>560398563
code green means it's all ogre
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>>560394313
not one thing !! fake and GHEY
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>>560398541
8/3/14 nevar forget
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