Cringe OC
show me the losers on your facebook/twitter/whatever
i dont want to see the same stuff that gets posted every thread.
>>560310061
How is this cringe?
>>560310463
hang on i'll find another of her posts
>>560310061
Did you post the wrong pic or something?
> girl makes a valid point
>>560310061
I'm jealous. I wish my mom used facebook without having to call my every goddamn time because she can't figure out where it is or how to use it.
EVERY COMMEMT
CAPS LOCK
HAHAHAHAHAHA
The last thread 404'd before I got to telling about Kevin's stories.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKAYnragC1k&list=FLfanK4jn5lzlfxMIZ8pRmow&index=1
>>560310061
1/2
>>560311254
2/2
>>560311089
Howdy.
>>560311254
>>560311347
That was backwards as fuck...
>>560310463
The mum's name is Tigeress
>>560311089
Howdy, Anon! I was anticipating some Kevin stories. Glad you came to this one.
>>560311089
Stories are secondhand, told to me by an ex girlfriend.
>Gf was in 10th grade
>Made some new friends, hung out with them during lunch
>One of these people was a guy named Kevin
>Kevin had long hair and fingernails, kinda pudgy, wore black trench coats (in southern California weather) and metal band shirts
>Kevin didn't like to talk to anyone
>Except for her, for some reason, later on
>Ex-gf was a naive bitch and kept talking to him
>For some reason his customary greeting to her became kicking her in the back of the knee every time he saw her
>Exgf still naive as fuck and just rolled with it/hit him back
>He starts calling her his best friend
Continued
>>560312579
Well? Don't keep us waiting
>>560312579
>First semester passes without much event, exgf hadn't picked up on extra weirdness and found it refreshing I guess that a guy would treat her "like another guy" (fistfights and etc)
>Second semester comes, she gets moved into his Spanish class
>Kids in that class already knew him, no one ever spoke to him
>Exgf disregards thinking it's because he never talks to anyone in the first place
>She's a few rows ahead of him so doesn't talk to him either though
>Told me one of her friends later said Kevin would always stare at exgf in class
>Also said it was the only time anyone had seen him smiling
>(The poor, creepy fucker)
>Kevin gets her number through a mutual friend and starts texting her 24/7
>Exgf starts to /finally/ pick up on his weirdness as texting progresses
Continued. This isn't pretyped and I'm trying to recollect as I go, so sorry if the story is shit quality.
>>560313719
I want to jerk off, but I want to finish this story first, hurry up
Denko's story is master cringe imo
>>560311089
Howdy.
Fucking moot
Niger
>>560313719
i bet she let him fuck her
you're that guys sloppy seconds
>>560313719
finish the fucking story I've kept this tab open just for this
>>560313719
lurking
>>560314067
Same boat, my friend. Same boat.
>>560313719
Deliver
>>560310061
>cringe
I'm missing something
>>560313719
This has potential. Will lurk. Keep going.
>>560313719
Look at time stamp. He gone
>>560313719
Looks like the site is back up. As a side note, exgf once told me Kevin’s nails were so long that they’d break off at the slightest impact, and during one lunch with their friends he tried to yank her hair and one of them got stuck in her braid
>Kevin has downloaded some textbombing app that can send up to 300 duplicate texts rapidfire
>Comes up to tell her in Spanish class that he got her "a ten-second vibrator" (referring to the phone vibrating as it got the texts)
>In front of about 30-odd other students
>Exgf is perturbed
>Kevin deems her his best friend sometime around this point
>Exgf’s friends (the ones that initially introduced Kevin to her) comment about Kevin being lovestruck or something
>With that observation, the roadkill incidents begin
>Every time Kevin would find a possum or raccoon hit by a car, he'd send a photo of it to her, captioned with something like "thinking of you, best friend"
>Talked often about fucking hamsters to death
>Started calling her "little rabbit"
>She's already started ignoring him
OC that i got from my facebook wall right now
>>560314560
Just reading "Denko" made me cringe from the memory of that thread.
It really did ascend to a new type of cringe.
this guy disappeared off the face of the earth after his gf broke up with him. after several months he posts this mess. i made the image but i'm worried for his wellbeing.
>>560314806
>>560314764
Did not disappear, the site went down. But I did get to write the rest out while things were offline.
>In the meantime, texting and roadkill pics become more aggressive
>Kevin sends 2edgy4u selfies with his mom’s carving knife, captioned “I’m gonna use this to play with your pussy while you bleed out on my bedroom floor”
>Word for word, since I used to have a screenshot of that
>Exgf knows she’s in over her head and shuts down to him completely
>Begins receiving daily texts along the lines of “knock knock little rabbit, I know you’re in your hole”
>Says he’s gonna shove a carrot up her asshole
>Leaves Spanish class every period right as soon as the bell rings in order to avoid Kevin
>One day she leaves class immediately as usual, but he’s quicker and intercepts her
>”Are you going to keep up this masquerade of drama, or can we go back to being friends?” he asks her
>She tells him she doesn’t know what he means by a “masquerade” and tells him he’s been making her uncomfortable and that she’s late for her next class
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV_xeSRpHo0
the dudes are cringe as fuck. they have mlp/lotr crossover shirts
wow great timing.
fresh off the presses
>>560314818
What's it about?
>>560310061
>mfw nothing in this image calls cringe
>except tigress
>>560314930
more from betatom
>>560314806
She raped kevin didn't she. Not my poor beautiful special little baby boy.
>>560314914
>>560314971
What
>Next day friend shows her a text Kevin sent them
>Kevin told friend of exgf his heart had “plunged into a chasm of darkness”
>Upon request for explanation he says it’s because the girl he likes “doesn’t feel the same way”
>Exgf asks if he’s fucking kidding her
>Friend apparently passed her reaction on and Kevin got mad
>Texts continue and one day someone actually leaves a roadkilled squirrel on her lawn
>”Someone” probably meaning Kevin
>At this point she’s sick of it and getting sorta worried
>Finally responds to his texts and tells him in lengths to fuck off
>He responds in what amounts to a “fuck you right back” and his last direct words to her were “I’m done wasting my time on you, I have people to go troll online.”
Continued...
>>560313719
keep going you son of an bitch!
>>560314806
>>560310061
This girl has a 5 star ass and always does the low-self-esteem routine to get compliments on facebook.
>>560315063
This is where kevin posts isn't it?
>>560315063
>However, a couple months later she received an odd Skype contact request
>Assumed it was her friend that always changes her Skype every couple months and accepted the request
>Starts chatting with Skype contact
>When she refers to them by her friend’s name, they get offended and say they can’t believe she doesn’t remember them
>She asks who they are and they go offline
>Next time they’re online, their profile photo is a rabbit with pancakes on it’s head
>Possible “little rabbit” reference?
>>560315063
>i have people to troll online
Real alpha right here folks
>>560314935
Essentially a guy starts texting a girl he used to know in high school. It quickly turns into him stalking her so far that he gets threatened with having the police called on him. The entire time he has deluded himself into think he's her boyfriend.
These two classy pieces of pikey pond scum knocked a cyclist off his bike, and then yelled at him for being in the way: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmwHcyA66vY [Embed]
Made the papers: http://www.theguardian.com/environment/bike-blog/2013/aug/08/nottingham-police-cyclist-video
Anyway the two charming people who do the yelling in the video have their Facebook pages public, add facebook .com in front of these names to see their pages
/chantelle.raynor
/paul.heppinstall
Lots of photos of a fat skanky bitch if that's what you're into
>>560315216
Look man. This was in highschool. I've changed. I'm not the same old Kevin anymore, okay?! My name is Doug now and I work in human resources.
>>560315159
>>560315071
>>560315216
Anyone else having trouble loading pics?
>Pictures aren't showing
I can't be the only one experiencing this shit can I?
>>560315324
no, it's just your shitty computer
>>560315214
I can't remember my ex ever telling me if Kevin was a /b/tard or not, but I wouldn't be surprised.
>One day gets a text from unknown number
>It’s a drawing of kelp
>Followed by a picture of a rabbit
>Hello again, Kevin
>Kevin doesn’t drop the ruse, though
>Exgf interrogates him a bit, gains nothing, and ignores him until she starts getting hang-up calls
>Mutual friends from 10th grade tell him to fuck off, threaten to desert him if he doesn’t stop being a creep
>Kevin claims he has no idea what they’re talking about
>>560315324
Yeah the 5 star ass one is what I wanted to see.
Yeah, pics aren't loading, whole place is fscked. Image board without images, what the fuck
>>560315324
Yes.fuck.
>>560315063
I feel like I've seen this story before. Did you post this is a different cringe thread?
>>560315324
yes
i'm having trouble doing fucking everything
just having 4chan open slows down my whole computer
>>560315312
NO. FUCKING. WAY. :OOOOO
>>560315324
Only in this thread for some reason
some guy made a vid on the anime club.flv video, my sides were blown a sizable distance:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVbzgMPSlA4&feature=youtu.be
>>560315386
Or was it a different Kevin story I'm not sure
>>560315426
Sound's like we're headed back to the good old days of this site then friend.
>>560315324
yes
>pic related
>>560315523
10/10
>>560314971
This made me laugh.
and this
>>560315219
>>560315523
Nigger.
None of the pictures are loading
>>560315523
kek'd
>>560315523
ya got me anon
>>560315324
Yea on this whole ducking sight..fducking hagker right gights
>>560315562
lol. lrn2r8 fgt
>>560315523
>mfw
this is kinda nice i guess. we can all just sit and talk. no pictures to interrupt us
Still can't see pics
>>560315324
Yeah. So far I've just posted a pic of the rabbit with pancakes and the kelp drawing.
>>560315409
>>560315494
I did once, several months ago I think. But I have heard other stories about other Kevins.
>By this point exgf has been steadily ignoring the pictures of rabbits and roadkill and knives and whathaveyou, it’s obviously Kevin and he obviously has no friends anymore
>She doesn’t respond to him, she doesn’t tell him off. She just waits.
>And waits.
>Eventually, it seems like it’s ended. The hang-up calls and texts have dwindled away, and Kevin’s out of her life.
>Then it arrives, on her lawn again
>A dead rabbit with tire impressions across it’s midsection
>And a note
>”Fuck you, little rabbit”
Thus ends the story of Kevin.
>>560315798
When they load they're just gonna be dicks tho
>>560315386
you alive nigga?
No more kevin?
>>560315798
>>560315865
that's it?
i'm pretty sure she hid the part where she got raped from you
>>560315312
Look Malone you had your chance. It's over and you're goddamn name is brain.
Remember that
>>560315865
I bet that girl was fucking kevin all along. The true alpha of this story is kevin and the way he fucks pussy all day while your sitting here on 4chan.
images are back, ensue cringe
>>560315865
no murder? no suicide? how anticlimactic... any other stories?
>>560315458
I have no idea what's going on
>>560315071
AH FUCK THE PIC LOADED
>>560315995
Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if he had tried it, but as I mentioned earlier he liked to fistfight with her when they were actually friends and she was pretty capable of knocking him on his ass, the pathetic fucker.
>>560316042
Wish I could've delivered better. There was the time that an old guy kept coming to exgf's window at 4 am and masturbating though.
For anyone who's interested, the story of Kevin in one image.
>>560316329
it was like the piss finally flowing
>>560316042
How did you think this was going to end?
>and then Kevin murdered me
>>560315523
so thats what that pic was
>>560314067
>>560316414
I tried to jerk off to your story unsuccessfully and so did at least one other person.
>>560315386
and...?
>>560316607
i honestly expected him to try and kill her, or threaten to kill himself, or do it. Something more.
>>560316414
The same thing happened to my mom when I was a baby. We lived on the first floor of some shitty apartment and this guy kept knocking on the window jerking it
>>560315386
do you think its kelp or like.. grass.. like rabbit food?
>>560316607
I dunno. Something better than
>who was phone? (probably kevin)
Maybe having him finally going too far and having the police haul his ass or something.
>>560316329
>>560316423
>the book of Kevin
>>560316607
i was expecting at least one more bunny picture
>>560314921
Those girls are so hot. why are they with these faggots
>>560315324
Thumbnails not loading.
>>560316414
I'm not gonna lie, I was hoping that there would be a part in the story where he sent your ex a picture of him hot glueing a rabbit or inserting a penis into said rabbit. Just doing something to the rabbit other than put pancakes on head.
>>560317391
see, it lacked rabbits
>>560317094
Aaaah AAAaaah OOOOH
WHY CAN'T I HANDLE THE FUCKING FINGER ONES?!
I CAN SEE A WHOLE HAND SHREDDED LIKE HAM BUT NOT ONE FUCKING FINGER?!
>>560317257
They're loading for me now.
>>560316607
>>560316676
>>560316723
Since the stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood, I guess I could indulge you sick fucks
>Exgf tries to dispose of dead rabbit, only to find another one on the lawn an hour later, entrails strewn willy-nilly
>Unnerved, she leaves it there to see what'll happen
>Nothing, for the rest of the day, so exgf decides to leave the house and go out for a hike or some shit
>When she returns, something is amiss
>The dead rabbit is gone, but something else is lying there, something larger...
>It's her dog
>Furious, exgf tries to think of some means of retaliation
>Contacts mutual friend to get Kevin's address
>Arrives at his home the next day
>Circles the premises, finds an open window
>The stench hits her immediately
>Scores of dead petshop rabbits with carrots up their asses
>Just as exgf is about to puke in revulsion, she hears a noise behind her
>It's Kevin, masturbating furiously
>>560315458
Is that the haruhi dance?
>>560317224
brunette girl is dating the guy in the rainbow poncho. blonde chick is 2 keel 4 them
>>560317224
>tfw you finally get to work and realize you left something you had to turn in at home
>>560317627
you best beleive it son
>>560317571
Eeeh I don't know it's not the same. I'm more into the stalking thing and doing wierd disgusting and arguably sexual things to rabbits whilst taking a picture of it and sending it to your Stalkee.
It's a thing with me.
>>560317865
>>560317224
because you beta son
>>560317519
You might want to leave the thread
>>560317571
>"Hello, little rabbit" he says to her mid-wank
>"I've been waiting for you to give up this masquerade"
>Stunned and disgusted, exgf is momentarily frozen to the spot as Kevin charges at her, one hand holding his penis, the other, a large carrot
>Exgf attempts to sidestep him but is knocked sideways into a pool of rabbit intestines and carrot shavings
>Kevin unzips dick, prepares to assert dominance
>Terrified, exgf does the only thing she can think of
>She starts chucking rabbit corpses at him
>>560310061
The guy who talks to himself
For everyone who wanted a good ending to the kevin story this is for you.
It's long but it's worth it, the ending is everything you could hope for and more.
http://housematehorror.livejournal.com/1451.html
>>560315865
Can confirm her and kevin fucked like rabbits
>>560317571
Updated to include the good ending
copied the url for future posting
>>560318139
>unzips dick
>>560316423
that picture of the rabbit with pancakes on it's head is oolong the rabbit.
>>560318139
>unzips dick
>>560318139
i can finally masturbate
>>560318004
>Monkey trouble
>Euro tag on shirt
>Europe is currently full of niggers
mfw anti-negro le-meymay shirt
>>560318139
>UNZIPS DICK
>>560314893
Alpha as fuck
>>560310061
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2mh-PXWMH9cACXHJ_vdRi-oh7vHtTB4e https://plus.google.com/117085821574726193487/posts
>this little faggot makes rant type videos on users he hates. He also posted where he lived on Google plus I can't tell which is more cringe
>>560316001
Oh my God that post is fucking hilarious...
>>560318730
>>560318647
By the way, he's 13.
>>560318806
nice thumbnail
>>560314893
>The night ended with us having the best sex of their lives. Now there are two more atheists in the world.
>>560317908
I could stop then.
Or wait until another day and then start all over and heavily embellish the ending.
Until anons decide...
>It seems to be working, Kevin is slipping and sliding across a floor slick with bunny blood
>Exgf uses this time to scramble to her feet and wrest the carrot from his hands
>Unsure what to do next, this split second of indecisiveness allows Kevin to grab a mangled rabbit body from a nearby pile
>He begins savagely thrusting his dick into a gaping torso wound
>Semen and rabbit blood splurt from the gaping neck, spattering onto exgf
>The disgust snaps her from her daze and she reacts with pure reflex
>Kicks Kevin over and applies heel to head several times
>Kevin is down
>With a single forceful movement, exgf firmly lodges carrot deeply inside of Kevin's anal cavity
>>560319187
Nah dude you're doing good. I'm just kinda just throwing shit out there.
>>560318995
Pic related: autist.
>>560319261
What the fuck is wrong with him does he seriously have 2 waifus? What is he even thinking doesn't he even care about their feelings holy shit man
>>560314808
That Fucking Title Case Shit Well Forevermore Make Me Cringe. I Want To Erase These People From The Planet
>>560319261
>>560319187
This story just got ten items better holy fuck
>>560310557
top lel
>>560319846
>items
>autocorrect
>mobile
>giant faggot
>kill yourself
>>560319798
...
I can't hate them, niggas got what they want in the end, with their own ingenuity and crafting prowess.
>>560320056
Fuck you m8
>>560319187
>Kevin groans loudly, whether in pain or arousal or a mix of the two, exgf will never know
>Terrified beyond mind's end, she can only think to incapacitate him further by kicking the carrot further inside his rectum, fracturing his pelvis with each blow
>Finally satisfied that Kevin is no longer a threat, exgf retreats to the door and surveys the scene
>Dead rabbits strewn about
>Semen and blood covering the floor
>Kevin lying in the midst of it all
>Pants nestled around ankles, the green leafy tuft of a carrot peeking from his asshole, bottom bruised and bloody
>Kevin, it seems, is very, very butthurt.
>>560318806
OC of me talking to my girlfriend
this guy is funny, he twits the whole day, every twit is either cringe, or wining about people making fun of him, is a fan of final destination movies, has a total lack of self awaraness, is like 27, probable wizard,
he even went to tv to gain more followers and made fun of on national tv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B83e9ZV1AvQ
>>560320170
>>560310828
ssssaaaahahahahahahahah
oh my lord JEEYYYSUUUSSS I know the fucking feeling. My mom couldn't figure out how to c&p for like 2 hours.
>>560320271
fresh as fuck off steam
>>560320435
>>560320315
This isn't you, please tell me this wasn't fucking you.
>>560320170
Aaaaaaand that's all, folks. I'm going birdwatching early tomorrow morning, so I need my sleep.
Stay classy.
/b/.
I'm not allowed to do this since this would degrate the reputation of my city.
But this shit has became more and more annoying and i just can't deal seing this motherfuckers everytime i walk around on the streets taking pics of themselves.
I can't but just, show you the cringe side of my city barranquilla, please do something about this.
here:
facebook dot /Johanlarioss
twitter dot /JohanLarioss
facebook dot /ElmerSykees
facebook dot /FLACOSERXY (this one's the worst)
my job here is done.
>>560320820
>>560320508
>>560320581
It is, why?
>>560320897
>>560320928
>>560311089
Howdy
>>560311232
12 seconds in, I knew where this was going, I could not handle it
>>560319798
>>560320986
>>560310061
>>560320986
>>560320969
What the fuck were you thinking?!
>>560315307
no one cares fag
go cry to reddit or tumblr
>>560321053
Welp, nevermind, I ballsed up and watched it and it's shit.. He tells all the girls what he's doing it for beforehand thus negating any actual cringe that ensues cos he has a reason which he tells them so they no longer believe he's doing it honestly, off his own back
>>560321227
Nice tits, though
>>560321074
>>560321227
>Beta
>In a relationship
O..oh....
Literally just now
>>560320986
>king of lightning
>lightinig village
>united kingdom
>>560321003
>>560321373
She's my girlfriend of 6 months but our relationship is pretty strict.
We're both in college.
I can't hold her hand in public and must maintain 6 inches from touching her, only sometimes in my car does she let me hold her hand.
>>560321703
>>560321628
HOVER HAND ON A CUT OUT!
>>560321725
>>560318180
God, this thing would be a third of the length if the writer didn't keep repeating everything over and over.
>>560321973
>>560321846
>wee r an on a moose!!
>>560321068
>>560322054
Fucking hell this shit made me crack the fuck up.
>>560321608
They have that weird gap
>>560321828
>I can't hold her hand in public and must maintain 6 inches from touching her, only sometimes in my car does she let me hold her hand.
How could you think that the way she's treating you is acceptable?
If this is real, which I'm sure it can't be, she's a cunt and is probably using you. Break it off.
>>560322262
Is this what they think American girls look like?
>>560314569
Son of a mother fucking Christ. Kill it with fire.
>>560321828
>2014
>being this retarded
>MFW
>>560322468
Tragic: The Gathering
>>560321227
If your standards are low shes fuckable.
>>560318647
>>560318995
>>560319546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_kvIMohKi4
More faggotry
>>560321839
>>560322468
at least she allows me a blowjob once every 2 months
>>560322450
apparently its a popular fashion style for females in Japan. Forgot what it was caled
>>560322671
>>560322262
At first I thought they were Swedish girls from 2010
>>560322671
>>560322764
Oh fuck now I know what it feels like for a Jap to see a weab
>>560322963
feast your eyes
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ganguro
>>560322702
Oooh, well shit negro that's all you had to say.
>>560322858
>>560322639
You wouldn't say that if you saw her in person.
Disgustingly fat
first time i encountered a real life fedora
>>560322702
You're mom allows me 3.
>Check
>And
>Mate
>>560322262
this is what art made by retards looks like, there is no intention, but meaning is still there
>>560320969
enjoy your break up
>>560322702
mfw this chick I'm seeing gives me head every time I see her and shes some other guys girlfriend.
best head I've ever gotten though so whatevs
>>560323369
>>560323151
Goly
>>560323151
>>560323457
>>560323629
>>560321227
What game is this a reference to?
>>560323457
>>560323901
I suppose League
>>560323840
>>560323840
he win?
>>560324089
I would like to read those comments
>>560320986
OH GOD WHY DO I HAVE A HEDGEHOG!??! CAN I SUE FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS!?!?
>>560323901
CS:GO
>>560324089
>>560324335
Shuddup Austin
>>560320986
>the most fast
>>560324225
I don't think you want the rest of it.
>>560321310
>>560320986
If anyone googles their name and sonic, you'll get shit like this.
>>560324834
Oh.
>>560323574
More Garruk
>>560324834
>He's revolving around a ham planet
>>560325005
Genius
>>560320471
Come on guys, even the FURRY hates MOBAs.
Not OC but i love to make people cringe with this.
>>560322702
She gives you one or she lets you give her one?
>>560314569
I, as a Korn fan, whole-hardheartedly do not approve of this fuckitry.
>>560325527
fake and gay
>>560325527
I wish I knew people like this.
>>560325967
Korn is bad.
Deadmouse > Korn
>>560325527
ayyy lmao
>>560320471
steamcommunity.com/id/lyzerof
>>560326174
Anything > Deadmau5
You fucking faggot. Dubstep is the second worse genre of music there is, right next to country.
>>560325847
Or this
>>560326407
>forgetting pop punk