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>>557247290
bump

>>557247373
bump for lulz

Ahah, YESH! Love the incestuous aspect about it.

Will anyone actually do it?

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>>557247290
bump
someone do it please
at least keep this alive!

bump cuz this sounds shweet

>>557247290
>God, my dick gets so hard when I stalk your (social media). I cant help it but you make me cum hard. Can you please talk dirty to me? I love you and respect you, but could you help me out?
>sister: lol wtf is wrong with you?

>>557247972
fucking faggot OP, why dont you start, give us a screenshot of the message and a pic of who you're texting, thats how you make a fucking thread. not hurr you guys should do this for my lulz

>>557247290
Hurrr durr, fuckin stupid idea OP.

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Am I a fag for not waiting 4 minutes?
I did it though

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Someone do it!

>>557248536
She wants the dick

>>557248536
Horny as fuck obviously, going to help your brother (/cousin) out?

>>557248664
Rolling for this

>>557248536
charge your phone nigger.

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>>557248536
an anon does it and gets success!

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>>557248536
She's totally turned on! CONTINUE!

>>557248784
there is no rolling you stupid fuck, im just telling him how to reply

>>557249004
rollin

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>>557248361
There OP


I faked texting my sister your stupid bullshit that you know nobody is actually going to try.


Fuck you and this faggotry you call a thread

>>557249059
roll for this

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>>557248536
I think she's playing stupid

>>557248536

>How are you

Reply according to the end of this post number:

>0: Doing good. You?
>1: Disgusted with myself...
>2: A little hard.
>3: Fucking horny.
>4: DTF. You?
>5: Hungry...
>6: A little lonely...
>7: Bored shitless. You?
>8: Fine.
>9: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>557249073
You seem fun...

>>557249214
>DTF. You?
winrar

>>557249186
READ AT 1234. SHE WANTS IT

>>557249152
Rollin

>>557249214
i dont think this is a GET thread

>>557249328
rollin for this

>>557249186
oh you dumb fuck, i gave you the perfect reply

just say
"don't be stupid and show me your tits <3"

>>557249186
tell her you meant to send that to your mom

>>557249439

Nigga where were you when WWGET happened?

>>557248658
she's being polite, nothing else

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>>557249186
My cousin by the way

>ITT: /b/ gets anon to fuck his sister/cousin.

>>557249262
And you seem like a huge dickweed


Fuck off and die

>>557249674
Say "Yeah and there is also someone else.. ;) xx"

>>557249674

>I'm tired.
>Not a "No" or "Ew" or "WTF?!"

ANON, GET DAT WINCEST

>>557249674
Just reply "Anyone I'm super horny right now. Are you DTF?"

>>557249674
Send a dick pic and say "your turn"

bumping for great justice

>>557248510
>fucking this

>>557249967
>>557249903
>>557249874
>>557249840
>>557249752
i think we lost the point of my thread....

>>557249967
YFW she sends a dick pic back

kinky, anon.

>>557249674
bump for great thust-us

>>557250073
Roll for this

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>>557250073
Never was a point

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>>557249186

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>>557249674
You're a lying sack of shit


Fucker is just using a text generator

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>>557250078
go fuck yourself.

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>>557250078
>mfw

>>557250073
babbys first derail

>>557250073
>implying you own a thread

>>557250267
>oh cool
Missed ur chance bucko

>>557250267

>Yeah her

You pussy. I gave you a golden-shower opportunity and ya blew it like spaghetti.

I'm /out/.

>>557250267
pussy

>>557249674
hahahhahaa good game. props for having enough balls to text ur cousin that.

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>>557249797
>you

>>557250267
wait to bitch out anon

>>557250073
Sorry OP, I'm criminally short on female relatives within fucking-age
>>557250267
Fucking hell, anon.

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>>557250267

>>557250267
You're a fucking pussy.
You fucking text her and say. "No. I want you" and then you fuck her.

Unless of course she's fat.

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She probably won't reply, should I send to multiples?

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>>557250267

>>557250685
ESPECIALLY if she's fat

Fat girls need love too anon

>>557250714
Yes and you should fix your phone, the date seems to be fucking up

>>557250267
You dumbfuck.

Just ask her, what would she feel if the text was really meant for her

>>557250714
kek

>>557250714
you only waited 1 minute, you coward

>>557250758
cx? Why does your cousin call you customer?

(inb4 no one works customer service job with limited space for notes)

>>557247290

This pic looks exactly like my friends GF.

Under 5ft and DD titties. And absolutely zero self esteem. Quieter than a church mouse. He got a good one.

>>557250758
Wtf is this shit

>>557250758
GO FOR BROKE ANON!!!

use the
"sorry to wake you again but could you help me out? it's hard again and it's been hard for too long and wont go away. I need help. talk dirty?"

>>557250758
You're a fucking disgrace to the male population. Go to fucking bed you pussy.

>>557250758
probs texting himself and deleting the copy he sent and leaving the one he received after changing his own contact info to "Halley"

>>557250758
aww

>>557250758
You gonna let her go without achieving anything? Fuck you anon

>>557250785
shut up faggot

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>>557250758

what a faggot. My god if I had a girl cousin that was down to fuck and I knew she could keep it a secret I'd be pounding her holes every chance I could.

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>>557250714
dat font...

>>557251041
You can do that?

>>557250979
Including her name, eh?

>sister: ummmmm

was 11 min ago. most likely asleep now. or masturbating. she's 2 years older than me

>>557251157
thats why you're on /b/, friend

>>557250979
i dont find nigger girls attractive. next.

>>557250979
Posting name too, good idea

>>557251287
thats what idiots look like on /b/

>>557250758
Dude she actually wanted to sexy times with you.
You are frustratingly queer.

>>557251263
yeah the message you sent to yourself shows up as if you got it from someone else. You can just delete in from your side of the convo.

>>557250979
Hahahahaha u dun goofed

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>>557250979
Awaiting response
>inb4 raid

Yesh, just say "Yeah, I kind of fucked up there. Btw, how did you react to this anyways?"

>>557250768
Fat girls are good at sucking dick.

Because they're hungry.

/thread
anons drifted away to what i wanted
this now became a GET thread

>>557250979
A new contestant steps into the ring.

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Why everyone hating on times new roman?

>>557251936
;_;

rolling

>>557251936
you don't have any idea how this site works, do you?

>>557250758
This reminds me of the incest caption pics, we all know OP made the whole thing up and this shit never happened.

>>557251920
Yes, there's an upside to everything anon..

Just be ready to stop her from biting

>>557251603
Are you a baboon too?

>>557251603
fb.com/sierra.fambro.1 you say?

>>557247290
for any anybody wondering her name is lilkarls on instagram and she lives in Corvallis Oregon

>>557251287
>>557251371
>>557251592
I have my reasons

>>557252228
ty mate.

>>557252197
yeah a dirty nig nog

>>557252003
Completely perfectly better than fucking samsungs comic sans. Fuck.

>>557252228
How old dat bitch be?

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didnt do ur thing but might as well tell her the truth. my HS Flame.

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>>557250267
Kek. Me again

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>>557251603

WHAT THE FUCK MAN?

>>557252197
wouldbangandcallnigger/10

>>557252409
HAHA SHE IS NOT INTERESTED AT ALL

>>557252452
Well, you creeped. Chance lost.

>>557252452
lel obviously texting yourself

>>557252409
>aww thanks

Welcome to the friendzone buddy

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>>557252452
A for effort anon

>>557252409
I thought you were singing "Hey Vicky" from the Fairly Oddparents for a second there.

>>557252452
OP DELIVARS

>>557250979
facebook com / sierra.fambro.1?fref=ts

>>557252409
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Gayyiiiiiie.

Might as well asked her if you could borrow a pair of her panties to wear while kissing all the boys.

>>557252452

Oh god my sides

Good job

>>557252452
WTF WHY WOULD YOU SEND A DICK PIMPLE PIC

>>557252409
Ask her if she wants to get a coffee on saturday.

>>557252452
KEK
E
K

>>557252452
>Ugly cock
>Is that a disease?

>>557252409
LOL?

>>557252520


Hahahahhahahahahhahaha what the fuck

>>557252452
>deletes previous messages
G8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8

>>557252520
fucking ew

>>557252452
i seen some dumb fucks in my time but this one takes the dumb fuck out of all the dumb fucks award

you should hop on a Malaysian airline
she is definitely telling your parents

>>557252452
The fuck is that on your dick? also, 10/10 anon, you ballsy motherfucker

Waiting on a reply...yes, we're in Alaska.

>>557252409
what the fuck is with those shitty pick up lines man?

It goes like this
"Hey femanon, im going off to college in a few and just wanted to clear the air. I've always liked you. Lets grab dinner and a movie saturday night. Ill pick you up at 7."

CAN WE PLEASE FOCUS MORE ON MY THREAD?

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>>557253108
Whoops. Forgot pic.

>>557253017
Niggas got a point

New contact 2 real

>>557252452
she happened to check it at the same time you sent it when does that happen

>>557253249
roll

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>>557253249
rollin for this

>>557252452
Impressive castle in the background.

>>557253249
roll for this

>>557252003

gr8 b8 m8

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>>557250267

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>>557252409
nigga did you really just say "hey vicky" twice? you stupid motherfucker.

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>>557253490
winrar winrar winrar
>>557253490
winrar winrar winrar
>>557253490
winrar winrar winrar

OP DO IT YOU FAGGOT

>>557253249
text somebody you faggot

>>557252686
He's not OP. I'm OP. Can I get some attention

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hahahhahah

>>557253283
Dear go what is that shit on your phone? its ugly as sin.

>>557253815
Once "your" thread is posted, it's officially public domain and discussion is activated.
Obviously you sound like you're new here, so that's just a bit of easy info for you.

>>557253815
Fuck you, man. We'll pay attention when you contribute.

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>>557252452

>>557249467
THIS. or maybe her mom would be better?

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>>557251336
I didn't know girls knew how to masturbate at age 12!
>stonerfag wanting a good laugh reporting in

>>557253815
you want attention? tell your sister how much you wanna fuck her and post screencaps

Fuck off, Gabe.

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Kek

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>>557253815
then there's this asshole over here

>>557254235
Text someone :^)

Jesus fuck 10 year olds everywhere

>>557254235
of course they do
>stoner from stoneage

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I got a bite! ^_^ I hate this bitch /b give me some advice

>>557252668
I though I was the only one

>>557254424

Is You IS or IS You Ain't My Baby

>>557254539
but could you send this to your mom?

>>557254424
lel post her replies

>>557254424
This guy likes the blacks

>>557254539
Send dick pic (doesn't have to be yours) and say "your turn", also FIX YOUR FUCKING DATE

>>557254602
Good song, thanks for getting it stuck in my head asshole

>>557254539
Say you are really embarrassed. Tell her that you might kill yourself if you dont see tits in the next 5 mins.

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What now?

>>557254539
dude hold your ground, it's obvious she was going to let in.

>>557248841
> Implying being at 17% percent means you need to charge your phone
Shut the fuck up faggot. Then again he does have a shitty iphone.
> Samsung Galaxy S5 master race reporting in

>>557254853
Send a dick pic and say it was a mistake again kek
Doesnt have to be your dick

>>557254853
What if that's really for you?

>>557254539
i don't even know what to do in these situations

>tfw unsullied virgin master race

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>>557254424
>>557251603

WHY IS THIS THREAD FULL OF NIGGERS?

>>557254602
This brings back so many memories

>>557254789
you fix your date FAG

>>557254789
Wtf is wrong with my date!?
And this bitch is annoying we always make out get naked and everything but she never let me put it in saying she's scared she pisses me off I'm done with her give her hell

>>557252452
blaze of glory my friend. blaze. of. glory.

>>557254853
She's hot but this isn't going to go anywhere. An hero

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>>557254539
>^_^
You have to be 18 or older to browse 4chan

>>557255092
Do it. Then you get an answer

>>557254886
>S5 master race
Kek. That phone is basically shit, just like most Samsung products.

>>557254853
do this>>557255083

>>557249439
Fuck you OP, you raging faggot. We don't see you doing shit. Fuck outta here. You don't deserve to be in your own thread. Jump ship bitch.

>>557255251

Let him emote, as stupid as it is.

Who cares?

>>557255138
>thread is in internet
>internet is in world
>full of niggers

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OP doesn't contribute, I'm out out here.

>>557255804
Smooth you autistic fuck. I'm dying.

>>557255804

Why? You blew your chance you splerg.

>>557255804
she is getting so wet

>>557255804
u got away with calling her idiot.

now work that dirty talk.
"so have you ever talked dirty with anyone?"
"how do you know you'd be bad at it if you don't try?"

"i don't know say like....what you're going to do to a guy."
"like ride him slowly n stuff"

>>557256047
kek

>>557255804
top kek

Send her a dick pic to save the conversation from autism

>>557255827
>"OP doesn't contribute"

Doesn't contribute.

>>557255804
damn way to fuck it up you stupid nigger

>>557255804
you have a snapchat

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>>557255804

>tfw no female relatives to tantalize with muh dick

bad feels

>>557255804
Contrary to popular belief, there is not a fine line between "badboy" and "asshole", there's a brick wall..

You were given a bulldozer at birth, you magnificent bastard.

>>557256369
Send it to a guy relative, still be funny

>>557255804
Get some nudes

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>>557256442

>>557256551
rollin for this

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>>557249186
thank god you plugged your phone in

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You guys don't understand how much this girl annoys me!

>>557249073
Don't see you making any successful threads, faggot.

>>557256624
Winner! Do it OP!

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>>557255804
ya blew it

>>557250714
cool font. how do you change it?

here's some music guys, cause this thread's as boring as it gets https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_-IpeU2Su4

>>557256696
Send her an angry dick pic

>>557252003
Nigger do you even know what times new roman is?

>>557250979
dun goofed

>>557256771
Hifont app some are fanmade pretty cool but I like simple and times new roman is the shit, there's lot to choose from though

>>557256696
dude put up with her nonsense and get to that puss then FUCK HER and have ultimate victory just quit being a jerk for like 5 hours it won't kill you

>>557256696
Well this just went in the opposite direction

>>557256614
kek'd

>>557256873
He doesn't know font names or how to fix his fucked up date apparently

>>557247290
>>557247373
>>557247972
>>557248925

Bumping for image sauce

>>557256696
now move into "stupid whore" territory and imply she doesn't know what to do with a big fat cock

>>557256959
Right in the pussy

>>557256696

>Initiates conversation.
>Bitches when conversation continues.
>Goes even further as to blow any chances of sexy time

You are literally, and I do mean literally, autistic.

>>557256959
We've been there dude we have been at the same fucking place for like 2 years we always get so damn close, like we're naked. Touching and everything she gives me a handjob but never finishes me off and she never wants to have sex she says she's still not ready it's like fuck dude then why tease for 2 years, I can get better pussy anyway she's like a 7

>>557256696
>confirmed 16 year old
too busy being a dick instead of giving her dat dick, faggot

>>557250569
> wait to bitch out
> wait
Wat.

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>>557256696
AND FOR GODS SAKE, CHANGE YOUR FUCKING DATE!

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>>557256696
Come on, man. Take one for the team

>>557257045
the date isn't fucked up you retard
it's the superior day/month/year system

>>557256696
You mate, are a retarded virgin.

>>557256870
Fucking this. Draw an angry face on your dick and send that shit already. Stop being such a sperg fuck.

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>>557255083
>>557255360

>>557256696
Do you realize that she wants your D?

>>557257715
top lel yes m8

>>557257715

>Red rocket

Are you a werewolf?

>>557257715
Jesus christ.. that's a nice cock.

>>557257715
I involuntarily just went "DOOOuuuuuhhhh" when I saw that pic

>>557247290
This thread is full of nothing but failure. Abandon if you've read this.

no lie, one time I added this hot chick on facebook and started trading nudes and sexting and shit, she lived a few states away but we were into eachother, turns out she was my cousin.

>>557258129
lel

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>>557257715

>>557258129
she lol'd, she wants the dick

>>557258134
lie

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lol

>>557258134
lie

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>>557247290
bump. this thread is fucking hilarious.

>>557258134
>no lie
>no proof
I am agnostic about this

>>557258134
lie

>>557258383
"If I have to explain it to you, you're obviously not ripe for dicking!"

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HELP GUYS

or did I blow it already