>>557059365
download aim hax and join the cs server hes in

tap him on the back. say in a clear voice "hey, you need to go somewhere else. I'm trying to study. Faggot".

21 get

>>557059365
Bamp

> fat neckbeard eating chips and drinking mountain dew two seats up from me in the local study room of my library, playing counter-strike

As stated before, he's probably a /b/ro, let him be.

bump for potential epic bread

>>557059365

u in college OP?

he reminds me of "that one creepy old guy" in virtually every college library in america.

Sing "Fuck You" by Lily Allen

>>557059365
Walk up behind him and place your dick on his shoulder and wait until he responds then just look at him, zip your dick back up, and go sit down.

>>557059365
rest your dick on his shoulder

>>557059859
You're no fun, fuck off

>>557059365
walk up and sniff his hair and call him and nigger and tell him to leave

Kiss him on the ear and say "rush to b"

Op, shut his laptop

>>557059973
Yeah nigga, trying to study for biology exam in a few weeks and this nigga is loud as fuck. /b/ro or not, this fag needs to go

>find health food book
>slam it down oh his desk/right next to him
>scream gtfo lardball

>>557060076
rolling for ^

walk up to him and do this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn476i40pXk

fuck off you fat sack of shit , go play your games back at your moms house some people actually are here to study

simply say

>im not your friend. im not your buddy. You dont know me. YOU DONT KNOW ME!
>call him a hacker and say you reported him to the admins

Could you please raise your volume a little bit, i cannot hear it very well. Thank you :).

>Tell the librarian he's watching porn on his laptop

I'm going to rape you if you don't fucking stop cunt and if he says somethin navyseal copypast if he gets up and looks like he wants to fight pull pants down fast ..

Knife him

>>557060226
roll for ths

Go up to him, close his laptop, pick it up, and toss it across the room.

>>557060175
rolling for this

>>557060259
roll

Tell him this:

" What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I?ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I?ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I?m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You?re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that?s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little ?clever? comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn?t, you didn?t, and now you?re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You?re fucking dead, kiddo."

Tell him nicely to leave. 21 get

>>557059365
Start throwing paper balls at him and saying "KNOCK OFF THAT RACKET, IRVING!!! KNOCK IT OFF OR IMMA TELL MAMA YOU'VE BEEN DRINKIN AGAIN!!!!"

If he's playing counter-strike 1.6, I'd let it slide.
If he's playing Battlefield or COD..then fuck him

>>557060203
This.

Start screaming that he's looking at child/beastiality porn and some one needs to call the police

Start spitting on him and his laptop, between spits slowly sing "Let's get down to business" from Mulan.

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Notify him if he doesn't stop you'll let everyone know where his CP stash is hidden.

>>557060175
This, except don't scream or anything. Just slide it over to him so it bumps his laptop, and cough loudly

Just go over there and start making loud fart noises right into his face. Make spit fly off your tongue onto his sweaty cheeks and dimple eyes. Just keep making fart noises while you shove him around until he leaves.

>>557059365
say I'll have you know that I mated with prostitute once. then kick him in the head and steal his shoes

Take his mountain dew and pour it on his computer

>>557059365
Ask him to use headphones because the noise is distracting instead of living out your sad dreams of being Dennis the menace.

just scream and scream and scream

>>557060487
roll

>>557060393
reroll

Pick up laptop, hit him across the back of the head with it; don't stop until you see blood!

"Oi cunt, I'll fokkin hook u in the gabber if u dont stop that noise"

>>557060393
rollin on the river

ask him if his name is shaun ivanku. pretty sure i know that faggot

Tell him you better fuck off u little scrub bitch before i pull out my knife and fucking cut you

>>557060727

Forgot to say: Rolling!

Scream rape

go sit by him and breath loudly until he leaves, if me moves to another table repeat the process until he snaps then tell him to fuck off.

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Tell him if he doesn't stop playing on his shitty laptop then you will fuck him with the force of a thousand suns and then take his chips and mountain dew and trash that nasty shit.

>>557060816

Show him this thread then tell him he's a cunt

>>557060916
Where abouts you from faggot. Ill confirm or not.

>>557060814
this

>>557060604
rollan

surprise bukkake him then say
" I have a thing for chubs"

>>557060637
>>557060752
>>557060840
These in the order given

pour the mountain dew on his computer

ask him if he wants to go somewhere private so you can suck his sweaty cheeto dusted dick

>>557061030
rell

Walk up to him, manually turn off his computer, and tell him he needs a shower and church. Unless you can do this via telekinesis.

Tell him he's a pussy bitch that can't get laid, and then rape him on the floor. 21 get

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>>557061030
Reroll

Dash at him, run and scream like a velociraptor and headbutt him

grab his laptop, smack him with it, and tell him "gtfo"

>>557061034

politely tell him to stop

say "exercising your fingers and jaws won't make you any less of a blob of fats. gtfo"

Slap him

>>557061220
So close...

>>557061070
rolling again

>>557061101
Rolling for justice

>>557059365
Go up and propose and when he says anything just say "shut the fuck up and leave"

sneeze on him and act like a foreigner

>>557061220
oooooh, soclose! roll

>>557061220
20 gotten.

rolling for this
>>557061030

>>557061220
Damn. So close. Reroll once.

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>>557061030
REROLL BITCH

>>557061282
>watching toradora ever
>ishygddt

>>557060670
Rerollin'

>>557061292
Re-roll this

rape him & post pics of it on this thread

ask him if you can blow him and if yes, do it.

Fart on him

>>557059365
"Get the fuck out of my library, cunt or I'll jam the MD down your fucking throat."

Start asking him questions about which version of COD he's playing.

Then ask him why he doesn't play COD like all the cool kids.

When he gets mad, get a moderately attractive woman to start flirting with him until his spaghetti leaks out.

>>557061348
21 get also can we have more numbers op

>>557059365

The hand writing of a 12 year old

stand next to him with your dick out and ask what game is he playing

>>557061469
>>557061445
>>557060840
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

>>557061030
rollgie

stare at them from the side of his vision like your trying to burn a hole in his soul all the while make the highest pitch sound you can make like eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee but start out quietly and get louder as you get closer till your in his ear just screeching

Like a true Aussie, simply "Ey Cunt. Fuck off."

Sharpie in the pooper

Ask if he wants to smell your anal beads and then accuse him of sexual harassment until he leaves of embarrasment

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>>557061030
ROLLI POLLI OLLI

>>557061070
rolling

>>557061462
Rolling again.

>>557061636
roll

>>557061572
>implying I write my notes.

Run at him screeching like a velociraptor and head-butt him in the face

shout louder as you can "go play anywhere else asshole"

Take your katana and spill your guts all over his face.

sit next to him and give him a hand/blowjob

>>557061469
rerolling

>>557061558
Keep rollin rollin rollin

>>557061297
21 get

Tell him he's sexy and then slowly take off his shirt while sensually sniffing his cheek which smells of mountain dew and chips. Suck his dick. Make him cum, and say "now gtfo"

>>557060042
rerolling

>>557061030
rollin

>>557061531
roll

write a note that says i suck dick for free and just sit there staring at him until he leaves

"Fuck your shitty laptop, and fuck you."

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mfw newfags don't know reverse numerical order is disabled

no 32
no 43
no 21

yall niggas rollin in a troll thread

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>>557059365
>>OP here from another thread.

. . .I'm pretty sure you're OP from This thread. . .

>>557061603
you tell 'em

>>557061741
I want to hear the audio of this. Roll

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>>557061030
MAKE THIS HAPPEN

>>557059365
call him a nigger

Whisper sweet nothings into his ear, then start fucking him in the ass like you wanted to do you giant faggot.

inb4 op gets his ass kicked by a weird fat neck beard

>>557061740


Who ever wrote it, needs to work on their penmanship

>>557059365
Politely ask him if he would mind playing his game elsewhere.

>>557061730
Roll

poke in ear with penis while singing "I'm a little teapot"

>>557060604
ROLLAN AGAIN

>>557061636
Rolling for this. Except while you're building up volume, slide closer and closer to him until your lips are on his ear screeching like a goddamn ape. If he gets up fight him, but keep screeching.

>>557061603
newfag triforce for me

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Pour his dew onto computer, yell "WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU FAT SHIT THATS COLLEGE PROPERTY,"

>>557061795
reroll pls

>>557061801
ffs

>>557062000
Trips tho

rolling for calling him a fat nigger

>>557062000
shit nigga trips

>>557061926
re-rolling because I forgot to call you a super mega fag, as is required when rolling a 21.

>>557062021
WINRAR!!!

>>557062021

Whip out your dick and shove it down his throat

>>557062021
WINNAR

>>557062000
TRIPS GET DO IT

>>557059365
"Either turn down the fucking volume or get the fuck out. Other people are trying to study, you inconsiderate prick."

>>557062000
nice trips

>>557061592
21 get

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>>557061030
I WON'T STOP UNTIL I REACH THE TOP

>>557062015
>/\
/\ /\

>>557062000
what a pretty roll

>>557062021
winrar

>>557062021
winrar

Tell him hes being a stupid fucking cunt for playing counter strike in the middle of the library.

And then call him a cunt again.

>>557061964
reroll

>>557062021
winrar

>>557062021
winrar

>>557059365

piss on his computer

>>557059365
Throw the largest encyclopedia in the library at him

>>557062021
winrar

>>557062021

WINRAR!!!

>>557061741
Ravioli ravioli, give me the rolli olie

>>557062021

Win.
OP better delivar.

>>557062021
welp
you heard him OP
dont forget to record it

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>>557061870
CURSE YOU OP!

>>557062021
winrar

>>557062000
Dem trips

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I'm usually a grab your pitch fork kind of guy but if he is playing counter strike at the library, then that's probably all he has in life right now. Obviously doesn't have internet at home and just doing his thing. Let him be. If you do disturb him just hand him a note that only says /b/ro on it. Let him find his way.
>also pic related

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>>557062021

>>557062000
TRIPS OP. PLS DELIVER
>>557062021
ALSO WINRAR

>>557062021
dammit now i cant go to bed i have to await delivary

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>>557061870

>>557061870
>>557059365

>>557062021
yessss

"Either leave the library now, or I WILL be contacting the cyber police."

Follow up with whatever his reply is with:

"CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!"

>>557062284
No, somebody got the get.

Show him your dick.
Keep the it dangling until he leaves.

if he asks, tell him what you are doing.

walk up to him, slap him across the face with your dick and don't stop until he leaves or until you're arrested.
>21 git

>>557062021
WIN

>>557059365
tell him he forgot his hot pockets in class and watch him fucking run or roll out of there

>>557062021
whelp, you better get on this OP

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>>557062021
Thank you based god

pick up his laptop, close it, and throw it on the floor, then recite the Navy Seals copypasta

>>557062021
OP OP OP OP

>>557062021
Winrar!

rolling

ask him if he has any killstreaks unlocked

>>557062021
dis gon be gud

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>>557062000
Check dem tripss

>>557062021
WINRAR

>>557062121
o shit

>>557062157
pro /b/ro

>>557062015
?
? ?

OP you faggot you better deliver goddammit

cmon op, i gotta go to sleep, make this shit good

>>557062021
Do it faggot!!!

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>>557062463
i am glad i didnt need to check them ;^)

>>557062097
>>557062117
>>557062021
>>557062117
>>557062159
>>557062162
>>557062220
>>557062228
>>557062235
>>557062235
>>557062247
>>557062263
BRB faggots. Its go time. Give me five minutes

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>>557061870
You were saying?

>>557059365

Just go hold the power button on his laptop. Problem solved.

>>557061918
this image has me crying. FUCKING CRYING, like holy shit first we got moot to first, now they did that bleach-guzzling cunt? AHAHAHA

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>>557059365
i hope when he stops playing he sees this thread, walks over to you and kicks your fucking ass

hey my names john, i'm the guy sitting in the library. i'm broke and my life is kinda just shit right now and that's why i'm at the library playing. it's really all i have left, not trying to disrupt your study time /b/ro. I'll try to keep down; however if you come try to "tell me off" i'll have you on the floor in three seconds flat you fucking little twerp, i'll kick your fucking teeth in and make you suck my dick. You know what, faggot? Come fucking say something I dare you, you little piece of shit and I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>557062121
winrar

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>>557062631

>>557062703
I was in the thread with that OP, shit was cash

>>557062631
godspeed OP

>>557062631
ohh shit son, this gon be gud

>>557061870

Well... Fuck you.

>>557062021

>>557062805
This. Fucking this. He better record this shit.

>>557062009
Roll

>>557062631
may as well take a video too.

its the last time you're gonna record anyything

may the force be with you

>>557062514
thx :)

>>557062750
muh sides

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>>557062631
posting in epic bread

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>>557062021
>implying OP will deliver
that pic is feels. one does not realize how dark gen 1 and gen 2 were

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>>557062631

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Will op deliver....

>>557062862
What happened

>>557062703
>implying that guy isn't a huge fucking beta faggot

OP's gonna throw the chardonnay.

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di-

did you really just take the time to reply with a photo to that obviously obvious bullshit..?

u must be new here

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Let's turn this into a reaction pic thread while we wait for OP to deliver, I'll start

>>557063185
>>557062637

derp

17 / 07

these guys are retarded in this thread

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>>557063281

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>>557063281

>>557063103
OP was a wizard, answered questions, took lulzy pics and generally was a lonely fat betafaggot

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>>557063281
sure

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>>557062631
good luck op, this is gonna be good

>>557062087
So, will it be my trips or the actual 21 get?

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It's been 5 minutes now...

>>557063357
That's Australian time.

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>>557063052
What the hell? I meant to post a picture of Rukia. How did that picture ever get on my anime folder...
I tried to repost the pic of Rukia but I got a duplicate error

OP here, laptop mic not working. Moving to phone. 5 more minutes, will delivar. Located the bottle on the floor and laptop is ready to be fuckered

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ

my face when OP gets raped

>>557063357
captain obvious! I thought you died.

>>557059365
FUCKING CALL HIM A NIGGER ALREADY YOU PUSSY ASS FAGGOT

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>>557063281

>>557063551
op, you are a faggot

>>557063551
hurry up or bust

>>557059859
bro

his description reeks of reddit

>>557063551
God speed op. God speed.

>>557063551
god speed.

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>>557063281

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>>557063281
excellent idea...

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>>557063632

>>557063551
>5 more minutes
OP won't delivar.

>>557063551
Hurry before ham-moon chugs it all

>>557059365
>walk up
>"COD IS FOR FAGGOTS AND QUEERS. LEARN TO GAME BITCH"
>then just stand there but do not say anything else

>>557060393
roll

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>>557063281

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>>557063529
>being this beta

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>>557062021

>waits OP delivery

>>557063551
Yes! Godspeed OP!