>>557015458
>lol

>>557015458
Ask her.

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>>557015458
>lol

drugs/drunk, wear a mask

>>557015678
Ye I don't think she would be down for me just asking her mate

I really would like to somehow rike do it to her secretly and her not knowing it was me

>>557015458
There is literally no way other than rape she has hated you unconditionally since birth

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>>557015458
>mfw this thread plus that pic

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>>557015869
see
>>557014787

If she doesn't know it's you, it'd take some of the eroticism out, it'd be most pleasing if she KNEW that she's getting fucked by her brother. How open is she sexually? If she's a prude, there's like NO way.

>>557016161
Yea haha I want her to know its her brother but I think if I asked her she'd hate me for ages

>>557016358
Exactly, you don't just ask a girl to fuck her unless she'd want to fuck you too. For someone like your sister, you've got to make her want you first. As I asked, is she a prude, or a party girl, or something in between?

>>557016507
Probs somewhere inbetween

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here's a picture of her im pre sure she's a fucken slut but I dont pry

>>557016587
Do you live with her? Are you well endowed? Do you know her kinks?

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>>557016708
and another

Scopolamine

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>>557016708
>>557016784
Rape her.

>>557016784
Damn just my tipe!

>>557016738
Yes, no, no

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>>557015869

>Get reconstructive facial surgery (or fashion a cunning mask whatever suits)
>Meet up with sister
>Pretend to be foreign: Norwegian, French, whatever chicks love it
>this way you don't have to talk (in English)
>maybe use your knowledge of her to know what drives her loins to moistitude
>Get her drunk or stoned
>Take her out back and give her a double seeing to
>Profit silently from the knowledge that you fucked her for years to come

Might be many degrees easier if you get an excuse to be in a costume and make up.

You don't even need to rubber up since any incestuous abominations will likely self-abort

Godspeed OP

>>557015458
We can't help without pictures for unique insight.

>>557016998

lrn2genetics

>>557016708
>>557016784
>facebook link still attached

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>>557016998
what is that gif from again?

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>>557017250

>>557017395
The Sound of Music

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>>557017509
No one will ever find you funny.

>>557016975
Find out her kinks somehow. Ask around casually, do whatever it takes WITHOUT being direct, ever. Basically build up the knowledge without anyone knowing you do. When you have it, start playing it up at home based on that, like if she has a foot thing, pretty your feet up as much as you can, playing to that kink (pedicure?), and always angle your feet towards her. She'll start to be attracted to you without really thinking about it. Start playing to other kinks she likes, or focus on that one SPECIFICALLY (quality and quantity both work), and she may even eventually be consciously attracted to you, fapping to you or shit, but still won't break the taboo because it's ingrained. Then you've got to bring it up casually somehow, I'm sure you've read greentexts where it's accidentally mentioned by one party that they're attracted to one another. May take off from there, but if it doesn't, that's when you start being less subtle, and if it doesn't happen from there, it just ain't in the cards.

>>557016708
>>557016784
>>557017357

found her facebook
facebook /OhWowItsJessMayn

>>557017716
close anon, close

>>557017357
veiled personal army request

get an aphrodisiac and secretly give it to her, not a lot just a bit when you know she will be around and walk around without a shirt or pants, give her massages, just be physical but not overly touchy
slowly up the dose to get her hornier and continue to do this but only when she will be around you. this is will make her believe she wants you but dont do it when shes gonna leave the house or she might just grab a guy and fuck him
when you have a night/day alone give her a good dose and boom she'll prolly come to you or you can go in when shes pleasuring herself and offer to help
or
do pretty much the same as before but also drug her so you can play with her(no real sex) to get her hornier and hornier which will help with your desired outcome

Ask Jaime, he figured it out.

>>557017509

Yeah...put out bullshit/false information because you are the product of incestual union yourself and then claim as a joke even know you're a fucking idiot...smooth cover there fucktard

>>557017886
>OhWowItsJessMayn
ohh shit
she gonna know u might rape her op

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>>557017746

>>557018101
umad fag for brains?

>>557017907
forgot to put while shes asleep to play with her and do NOT make her cum or it'll hurt your efforts

>>557017895
he's not that smart

>>557017886
>uses publicly available facebook profile pics
>doesn't bother to remove facebook link
>claims to be brother wanting to rape her
i call bullshit, try harder mate

>>557017886
TOP LEL

>>557018286
Because it's totally difficult to act retarded on the internet.

>>557017886
Someone tell her the good news

>>557015458
Prerequisite: She has to horny (preferably lonely)
Bonus: If she has weird fetishes that border on the taboo (not likely, not required, but helps a lot)

You have to have her casually realize you're a man (don't know how manly you act, but you would probably have to kick it up a notch). There should also be some chemistry, like you guys having similar interests and whatnot.

Get a bit buzzed to the point where anything either of you said or did could be brushed off as "just the booze." Only way to safely probe the issue without regretting life (hell, that still could happen the morning after, drunk or not).

>>557018045
They say the gods flip a coin when brother and sister unite in the same bed...

If you can't actually take initiative with your sister, all the advice in the world isn't gonna help you. Grow a fuckin' spine, kid.

>>557018747
More like the Targaryens. Try harder wench.

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*tips pizza*

>>557017886
Somebody screencap this thread and send it to her

Funny how everytime someone finds a way to track down someone's facebook the next week a lot of ops make the same mistake.
I call bullshit.

>>557018849
Yeah, but with your sister it's a lot more touchy of an area. You have to take initiative PROPERLY, otherwise shit's gon hit the fan.

>>557019034
>implying it's ever been hard when people are idiots

>>557018969
this

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>>557019034
>implying that hasn't ever actually happened multiple times in the same week

>>557019241
There is always a way to doxx someone.
Especially when pictures are involved.
But pics from facebook with the link still in them... Have seen that at least 5 times this week.
So either al those ops were newfags or batshit retarded.

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>>557018890
Was taking creative licence since OP is quite clearly not of the blood of Valyria but whatever man

>>557019106
How 'bout, be a fuckin' man for a change? This OP is looking for answers that might help, but ultimately, it's his pussy ass that has trouble going through with it. And besides, if he did have balls, he would've figured it out already. And I could be wrong, maybe OP is a dumbass instead.

>>557017886
lel

>>557019590
Or OP actually IS kinda clever and already has it relatively in the bag and this is his way of "accidentally" letting it slip that he'd fuck her brains out.

>>557015458
Are you the same?
>>557019960

>>557020020
Because having some /b/tards tell you your brother wants to fuck you would really help smooth things along.

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>>557019631
You don't gotta get hot.

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>>557017886
>>557019463
>>557018890
>>557018938
>>557018969
>>557019034
>>557019106
>>557020276
>>557020189
>>557020020

someone cap this thread and send it to her

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Personal Army Request
fuck off nigglet

>>557020480
this

Added her on FB, waiting for acceptance. She doesn't allow messages to be sent to her without being her friend.

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>>557017886

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>>557020378
I'm always hot

ITT: lel

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>>557021142
Good luck with that.

I'm pretty sure OP is pretty scared rn and wants this thread to die.

>>557015869
Ro-ro-rohypnol
Till she starts to snore
Quietly get your tackle out
And use her like a whore

>>557018601
>>557018969
>>557020480
If it's that easy, it's actually some other faggot trying to ruin her brother's life.

>>557022239
If it was some other faggot, then he'd be smart enough to remain in the thread and beg for us not to message her. He wants the thread to die.

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too easy OP

You should have at least made us reverse image search it.

NYPA but nice try

bump again

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>>557021793
The best part is that OP CAN'T delete his thread because the post has been too long to allow him to do so.

>>557022239
true
>>557022712
also true

maybe its a fake profile and the persons just trying to get everyone on /b/ fb accounts

>no posts in 3 minutes
thread locked?

Guys stap we shouldn't let the tread die.

pls

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>>557023841
I'm using a fake facebook account.

Also, just messaged her.

>>557024082
send some pictures bro

like screencap the thread

it might die and she wont see it

>>557024082
dont forget to post results faggot

>>557024308
Good advice.

instagram com/jangusdangus

lololol

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>>557015458

ask to brush her teeth

>>557024414
Was just about to post this. Also, sent screenshots to her of everyone of OP's posts. Waiting for response.

bump for top kek

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>>557024597

>>557022239
You're right. OP has done this at least once before and /b/'s fallen for it.

>>557024082
This whole thread was obviously a cleverly disguised personal army request and you just gave OP exactly what he wanted. Well done.

bumperino

>>557024786
It's still funny either way. Whether it's OP that's getting fucked over or OP's enemy, it's still funny as hell.

>>557024936
Hell, it'd be great if we got some wincestfag's sister to fuck him. Best day of his life probably.

>>557024786
I don't know man its tough to tell what anyones real intentions are anymore. There's counter troll's to the counter trolls. We've just all become too paranoid.

bumper

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>>557025223
We should go back to the old ways.
When in doubt, just spam the thread with stupid shit.

bumping for results

>>557025679
same
i wanna see the reply

keep this thread bumped

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keeping bumped

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bump

>>557016784
give us a body shot

She is into Game of Thrones, obviously you should just get drunk together and then tell her you want to "go all jamie lanister" on her.

>>557025678
please post jews_image 1-17

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>>557028008
I've got 350 images in my "jews" folder.
How about just a few favorites?

Omg my brother is so fucking dead!!!

>>557028406
I've got jew folder envy, yours dwarfs mine in comparison

>>557015458
ask your brother

>>557028693
screepcap received facebook message or fuck off

and tits or gtfo

>>557028693
That's a weird and phony reaction.
Screencap, faggot.

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>>557028718
spent too much fucking time on /pol/ now and again
although they do turn out to be right most of the time

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>>557028693

>>557015458
>mini-moot with down syndrome.

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>>557028791
>I see what you did there

I'm the guy who sent the FB message originally, and haven't gotten a reply. Bumping with the links to her FB, IG, and Twitter. There's a chance that my message never got to her because she still hasn't accepted my friend invite, so all of you guys could try something via her IG or twitter.

Twitter: @JessMayAllen
IG: @jangusdangus
FB: /OhWowItsJessMayn/

gl

>>557029961
most facebook retards never see the messages in their 'other' folder, best to copypaste and get to other accounts

>>557016785
This gal knows what's up

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>>557029961
tfw she reads that message.

>>557028406
moar

First you gotta post pics of her so we can decide

>>557031068
lurk... her FB has been posted, you can check out the pics for yourself /b/ro

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>>557030768

Ive been checking her IG which is NOT PRIVATE. And any of u faggots have still not posted any comments on her pics. WTF IS UP WI DAT?!

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Tweeted her. Too lazy to send her pictures because of Twitter's gay character limit, so keep the thread alive so she sees. She definitely got the tweet.

Just rape her, she'll love dat

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Good old doxxing. I hope OP is forever ashamed of this day.

>>557026121
"You'd get emotional too if you were just fucking your mother" gets me every time

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>>557015458

>my mates suggested raping her

Those are true friends op

>>557031592
top fucking kek, i'm forseeing foster care or kicked out of house

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>>557031292

>>557023076
the best part is, is you're a retard
OP wouldn't delete this because this is a fucking personal army request you daft cunt

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>>557015458

>>557015850
This

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I need this bitches reaction.

>>557031735
>>557031592
>>557032028
newfags, all of you

>>557031592
Her last tweet was on May 28th, and the one before that was March 12th. Looks like she doesn't use it regularly. Hopefully she gets a phone notification or something...eh...too big of a risk though. Looks like I'll have to send screenshots anyways.

>>557032038
lol

>>557032837
She did have a retweet on July 2nd though.

>>557018171
Omgosh U so bad at 4chan, lulz desu.

trying to add her w/ my real facebook, going to convince her that her brother isn't that retarded and that you guys are all fucking newfags

>>557015458
1.Watch the pornographic film taboo II do what he does.
2. ?????
3. there is no profit this is just some real advice on how you could learn how to bang your sister.

>>557015458
How is tyrion lannister relevant here?

>>557033272
I'm pretty sure my fake Facebook account looks more real/Alpha than whatever actual real/beta shit you have going on.

>>557033272
Make sure to look at her recent friends for this faggot

>>557033515
But you're a fucking retard. I actually have a way with words. And I'm not as ugly as you are.

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>>557032930

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>>557033272

Congrats you win nothing faggot

Seriously what are you gaining

Stupid cunt

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>>557033609
Dox me bruh, dox me

You can't send her messages until she accepts your request (which she won't), and your nasty ass can't compare with the alpha shit you can find in Google images.

>>557034052
Same as you. Dopamine from ruining the fun of you newfags. And not letting OP win. He doesn't deserve it. That's assuming she adds me though. Probably won't.

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>>557034419

I'm gaining entertainment

She hasnt posted a single thing on about having a brother on her ig. Maybe he doesnt exist or maybe shes ashamed of him. Who knows

>>557034223
we'll see m8, we'll see. it's easier to convince someone that something traumatic didn't happen anyways

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OP is a beta faggot

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>>557035065

I change my mind I approve of your actions

>>557035652
well by the time she adds me this thread will be dead anyways, ugh

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mmmhmmm

Stay alive, thread!

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Post lawlz to keep this burning.

There's a higher chance of her responding if everybody spams her.

>>557038194
nah once she sees my sexy pic it dont matter how much you spam her or dont spam her she's adding me no matter what

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>>557017886


all these newfags thinking the brother actually made this thread

disgusting

>>557018419
Yeah, this is what I would do for a PA request.

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>>557035651
What the fuck

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>>557015458
You're crazy.

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Hey guys, I need a quick advise

Here's a little backstory

> I have a girl, girl has a cousin
> shes 19, maybe a 6/10
> she has a baby with a douche bag of a boyfriend.
> douche bag bf is cheating on her and distancing himself from her and baby.
> she confessed to me that she has been trying to repair the relationship
> shes tried to spice up the sex life, that when she tries to blow him, he doesn't even get hard no more and just goes to sleep with his dick on her mouth, kek
> she needed to satisfy her urges so she cheated on him too, but she feels really bad.

Now my part. It's simple.
How do I fuck this girl while shes feeling down?

>>557040902
Invite her over, at night. Nice dinner, sit close on couch and talk, comfort her, make your move. Simplest scenario.

>>557015458
Drug and rape here faggot

>>557040902
First of all convince her that her cheating is justified so when she does it with you she won't think twice of it. Next just ask her if she wants to talk about it over coffee or something

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>>557041913

thank gawd,

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>>557042770

bumpe

bump for this thread that's gone entirely too long

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>>557015458

How about you fuck her at a costume party?

She doesn't need to know that the dude wearing the Nixon mask was you.

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>>557018694
>>557015458
This man OP is the only one speaking sense, continue anon

>>557040902
When you say you have a girl, do you mean relationship wise? Because this can help.

If your GF would be up for a three way, invite her over to a nice night, dinner, movies, just friends hanging out.

Talk to your GF beforehand, see if she is into a threesome, get her to suggest the three way to her cousin.

Three birds one stone.

bumping for screenshots

So did you do it yet?