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Found this baby lizard outside. 13 decides what i do with it
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Found this baby lizard outside. 13 decides what i do with it
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put it on your dick
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Find his parents.
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eat
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>>556953647
Go to a state where it's legal and marry it.
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>>556953647
let it bathe in your ejaculate
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>>556953647
Swollow it whole and absorb its power
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Release it you monster
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shove in pooper
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Boil it
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burn it with fire and magnets
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Let it go you fucking monster.
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put it on your dick
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you didnt just find it you went out and caught it cause you live in florida kill it or w/e theres a trillion more where that came from
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Keep it and make it your bro pet.
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just let it go?
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swallow it without killing it
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>>556953647
Lizard in pooper
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Stroke it gently
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SET IT ON FIRE.
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>>556953647
lick it
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>>556953647

daw its cute.

raise it into a strong lizard bro with lots of love
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>>556953647
Gobble
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Smash it up and mix it with lotion and jack off with it
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>>556953751
This
Only because it sounds so difficult.

Also update your adventure.
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>>556953647
smoke him
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Let it go
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let it go free.
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let it go
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lick him then let him go
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Raise it as you would your own child.
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>>556953647
swallow it
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>>556953647
Raise it and dont hurt it
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Become its mate
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Buy a house in Florida and let the lizard live there rent free.
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insert
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breed it
once it turns into a dragon
be the lizard king
conquer the world
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>>556953647
Release it, kill your first born to know the pain of the lizard mother if you had killed that baby lizard.
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>>556953647
keep it,Raise it to be savage by giving it larger prey compared to it's size. Take care of it and keep it with you at nearly all times.
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Cook it in some cooking oil and eat it, post pics.
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>>556953948
>>556953949
>>556953954
Faggots
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put it in your dick
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Pee on it
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kill kill kill kill kill
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>>556953948
>>556953954

let it goooo let it gooooo
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>>556953935
drop it in a tall glass and slowly fill the glass with water. slow enough that it can see its own impending doom coming
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stick it in your nose and snort it
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>>556953647
Put it in a cup and squeeze a poo poo onto it
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cun on it
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raise it as your rightful child
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>>556953647
let him free
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raise him to kill spiderman
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>>556953647
swallow it
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>>556953791
rolling for this
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Make him a tiny lizard king hat for when he comes of age and release him to one day be ruler of lizards
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squash it with your micropenis op
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>>556953940
This actually sounds cool.
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>>556953647

snort it
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>>556954045
>rerawl
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>>556953903
lick lick lick
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smoke it bro
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Put its tail n your dick hole
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Snort it up your nostril. Post results.
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Set it on fire now.
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>>556954213
winnar
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>>556954213
yes
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>>556954213
winnnar
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>>556954213
winrar
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>>556954213
winrar
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>>556954213
fuck winrar
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>>556954213
give me a second

will delivar
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Deep fry and eat it
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>>556954213
winrar
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>>556953647
dance with it
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Kill it with fire
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>>556954152
re-roll
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>>556954213
yeeeeeeee
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>>556954213
Winrar you nigger do it
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>>556953647
Smash it with your mouse, then insert the carcass into your ass and masturbate.
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>>556954213
oh jesus no
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Boil, then eat
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>>556954213
winrar
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>>556954045
>roll again for first born destruction
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>>556954213
WINNER
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>>556953647
throw it at your mom
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>>556954213
Winrar
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>>556954213
WINRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR. Wanted it set on fire, but close enough.
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Make it feel like a king
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insert into urethra
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>>556953647
let it go and shove scissors up your ass
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Masturbate and drown it in your semen! And post pics
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>>556954213
winwar
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Pet it
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find his parents and rape them for lizard abandon.
then give this little fucker a nice future.
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make this thread all over again
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>>556954213
you faggot winrar
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>>556954213
There's a rumor where I live that smoking lizard tail makes you go insane. Rest in pepperonis OP.
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shove it in your ass
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>>556954213
WIN RAR
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let it goo
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>>556953647
raise it as your son, worship dark entities with it and teach it to hate everything.
>get some radioactive material and make it super big
Gather up a lizard army, riding your godzilla, and feed them that radioactive material to make them human sized

Ride your godzilla son, leading your radioactive lizard army and take over Japan, become the new lizard emperor.
Send your lizard army into north korea to make allies.

The rest I leave up to you
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>>556953647
keep it, train it, evolve it
be the very best
like no one ever was
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>>556954513
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>>556954213
Please do not do that to the lizard
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>>556954343
>>556954361
>>556954383
>>556954405
>>556954418
>>556954425
>>556954467
>>556954213

OP is a raging faggot who will not deliver
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>>556954213
OH SHIT.
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>>556953647
Let him go, follow him to his mother and let her bite your dick off.
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>>556954643
that file name tho
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>>556954660
Shut the fuck up whore
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Raise it up, and "educate" it to be your little minion. Then when the right time comes, and you earn your PH.D, Toss him into a neutron hadron collider, and have godzilla follow your whims!


...Or you could just raise the diminutive cuteness for yourself. Your choice.
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>>556954747
Shut the fuck up whore
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>>556954213
based anon
>>556954660
Go away faggot
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>>556954809
>>556954747
>>556954660
Shut the fuck up whore
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>>556954660
Fuck you, nigger.
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>>556954809
Shut the fuck up whore
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Leave it the fuck alone.
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>>556954809
Someones a mad little cumslut
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>>556954213
tfw OP doesn't deliver
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62 get
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>>556953940
>>556954176
uderage faggots
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>>556954848
oh god he's delivering
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>>556954848
Progress
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>>556954848
#freelizard2014
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>>556954848
YESYESYESYES
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>>556954848
oh jeez dis gon be gud
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>>556954848
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Kill it to get 5 experience points. Loot body for Lizard Scale. Go to your local blacksmith to craft Dragon Skin Armor. Equip armor. Invest experience into light armor. Go find a new weapon, your old one sucks.
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>>556954848
You can tell yourself that you're only doing it because /b/ said so.

But you're about to make a choice. Make the right one.
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>>556954848
OP delivering?
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>>556954848
dis gon b gud
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>>556954213
winrar
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>>556954848
Don't do it, you fucking faggot nigger.
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>>556954848
oh boy
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>>556954848
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>>556954848
UH OH

UH FUCKING OH
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173 get
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>>556955009
>#freelizard2014
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>>556954848

fuck im too high for this shit
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>>556955147
The hype is real
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>>556955147
ohh SHIEEEET
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>>556955075
Faggot
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>>556955147
light the tail first bro
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>>556954848
Dont do it
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>>556955147
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>>556955147
MIEN GOD, COULD THIS BE A GOD AMONG MEN.
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>>556955147
NNNOOOOOoooooo :(
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>>556955147
so glad i stayed
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>>556955147
DOO EEEEEET
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>>556954848
Careful with all these SJWs running around /b/ today screaming about a turtle. They may throw a hissy fit.
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>>556954848
Rip lizard /b/ro circa 2014
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>>556955172
didnt get
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>>556954910
>>556954880
>>556954776
>>556954660
>>556955009

Its fucking gonna DIE OKAY
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>>556955172
lol

>>556955147
go on
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>>556955147
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>>556955147
I hope you have the best trip of your life
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do it you faggot
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>>556955147
OH SHIT BLAZE IT
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>>556955147

NOW PUT SOME WEED OR AT LEAST TOBBACO IN THERE AND HIT IT
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>>556954848
>>556955147
>>556955147
>>556955147
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>>556955147
holy shit. shit shit. smoke it smoke it
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>>556955064
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Release it into the wild, you turd.
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>>556955147
Do it faggot. Be the hero /b/ needs. Ignore the moralfags
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>>556954848
>>556955147
YESS
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>>556955075

Do something really bad just to piss this guy off.

Its his fault then.
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>>556955147
nigger do you really think its gonna burn right? it needs to be dried
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uber bad luck if its smoked
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>>556955147

pls no

Grow him into a personal dragon and be bros.
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Release it to its mommy please
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>>556955147
#freeltheizard
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FUCKING DO IT, OP.
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>>556955490
One million years BAD JUJU
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>>556955147
get some fruit flies from the pet store, put him in a container and let him fatten up. Look how emaciated he is by the tail.
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>>556955465
Tell that to all the witches that were burned in fucking salem you nigger.
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I hope lizard smoke is poisonous and you fucking die, you edgy faggot.
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flick its head to disorient it drop it in a shotglass with tequilla,vodka,etc
and drink the shot in one gulp
to absorb its power and make your dick bigger
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Im fappin in anticipation
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>>556955556
he's probably smoking it now
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inb4 OP has ultra lizard powers
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Release it to its mommy please..
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>>556955605
MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG
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C'mon smoke it already you fucking faggot
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The lizard will die, but OP's health will go downhill real quick. Haha, all the toxins in his lungs. The hospital will have a good time trying to figure out why he can't breathe when he won't explain the animal cruelty. DO IT FAGGOT.
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>>556955147
DO IT NIGGER
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>gettin' high on murder
>haters gonna hate
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>>556955232
>>556955441
Won't piss me off.

I've been here long enough to have seen plenty of fucked up shit.

Won't be my fault, it will be on OP. You guys are just a mob of betas screaming for blood because you're too inept to do anything for yourselves.
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>>556955556
55555 got
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>>556955605
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>>556955605
you mode bro?
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>>556953647
eat it
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>>556955147
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>>556955556
>one off quints
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>>556955747
FUCK
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>>556953647
Holy shit dude raise it as your own then be the badass in town that has a kickass pet lizard what the fuck are you doing faggot
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>>556955207
fucking feel ya man

(pic is what i found in my baggy on said day)
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Release it to its mommy please162
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>>556955747

LIGHT THAT BITCH UPPPPPPPPP AND PASS IT
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>>556955605
>lizard smoke
>poisonous
lel
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>mfw OP is actually delivering
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>>556955747
come on man that is unsmokable, put it inside a pipe
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>>556955747
Holy shit
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>>556955747
enough showing, do it
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>>556955725
What he said. Nigger mob mentality up in here.
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>>556955747
NONONONONONO ONONONONONINONONO
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>>556955747
is habbedin :DDD
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>>556955747
Look at his cute little tail :D
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>>556955747
Yes pls m80
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>>556955747
>>556955747
DO IT
>dat tail
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>>556955747
It looks like a fucking candle XD
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>>556955747
We've come far.
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>>556955747
IT'S HAPPENING
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>>556955747
heeeere we go
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>>556955747
Have some ass
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>>556955747
Will one absorb the lizard's spirit?
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>>556955856
my face always becomes the F5 key
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>>556955902
LIGHT THAT SHIT UP FAGGOT
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>>556955902
OP IS SEXY AS FUCK
SHOW COCK PLS
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>>556955902
Light up buddy.
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>>556955902
this is fucking brilliant
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>>556955902
id go gay for op
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>>556955902
Tyler?
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Go ahead and smoke a HEX. Start growing tumors OP.
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>>556955603
your raging nigger mongoloid you really think a human burns as fast as a cigarette?
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>>556955902
Holy shit
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>>556955902
Go on!
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>>556955902
Livestream it.
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Dont know what happend. When i lit it up, it popped Wtf
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>>556955902
YOU RAGING FAGGOT
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>>556955902

I would fuck OP
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>>556955902
Fuck u cunt I will bash ur ead in m8, I swear on me mum. Fuck.
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>>556955902
Justin Timberlake is gonna smoke a lizard.

cap: fact jobving
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>>556956057
oh fuck off
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>>556956104
post lizard corpse pls
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>>556955747
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>>556956104
reroll it then faggot
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>>556956104
MOAR
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>>556956104
o no
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>>556956104
OP DELIVERED
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>>556955902
MFW it runs down into his lungs when he lights it
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>>556955902
Is that a lizard smoking contest medal hanging on the wall?
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>>556956104
You glorious bastard
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>>556956104
NOOOOOOO
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>>556956104

MY SIDES ARE IN OUTER SPACE
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>>556956104
ur a legend
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>>556956104
AHAHA NOW YOU HAVE LIZARD CANCER OP GOOD LUCK GETTING A GF
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WE WILL FIND YOU OP
AND WE WILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID
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>>556956104
OP DELIVERED
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>>556955747
to be honest i would not suggest smoking the little guy, i would rather raise it. but its not me, and you already there bro, smoke it, be the hero /b/ needs in these times.
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>>556956104
youre a monster op
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Do it and join a multitude of other stupid mindless fucks that do anything the internet tells them. Not to mention post your face while you are at it.
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