>>556550969
shameless self bump

You're late.

Also, NC reporting in too. In the 910 area?

>>556550969
Just a common, everyday occurrence in Yellowstone.
Also, Midwestfag here, sort of safe, sort of fucked if the wind is blowing wrong.

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Murrica is going to get BTFO.

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If this thing explodes we're all fucked. Say goodbye to warm weather for the next 10.000 years.

Am I the only one who wishes it would happen?

>>556550969
>NC
>I'm safe
Listen faggot, when yellowstone goes up, it'll destroy everything our lives depend on

learn2cataclysm

>>556550969
NC fag as well but god fucking dammit do I wish yellow stone would wipe this nigger state out.

>>556553391
I kinda want to see it, but then again I don't want it to happen. It would probably mean big changes in the world and I just want to sit in home and browse 4chan.

>>556550969
828 nc fag here, RIP in piece midwest ( andfuck you california )

>>556553089
>living in CA
>san diego
>mexican border
I will barely smell the burgers

>>556553391
Back to 9Fag you edgy cocksucker!

/pol/ pls go

nothing ever happens on your shitty board

Just imagine, 30 years from now the entire world will use solar panels and wind power, then when something like Yellowstone happens, we'll be COMPLETELY fucked.

>>556553612
isn't that when a giant dragon busts out of the ground and changes the face of azerot...nvm

We're all screwed when Yellowstone erupts.

>>556553391
I don't think you really want yellowstone to blow.

If yellowstone blew up the united states would be rendered completely useless

Even if you aren't a meritard the countries influence on the global economy would cause a crash which would also cause hardships

>>556553974
>wind power
>COMPLETELY fucked/
I didn't realise that volcanoes stopped wind from occurring.

MARYLAND HERE
IM ALRIGHT

Can't they cork it somehow or pour cement inside? It's 2014 for crying out loud.

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>>556553391
o yes very much so

>>556554107
In Russia we will be fine.
We have our own economy, produce our own food and resources. We don't need anyone.

>>556554107
I would be more worried about russians and china taking over the world.

>>556553089
East coast Jew England bitchesss

>>556553391
You will starve to death. Expect a drastic climate change. Not good for crops.

>>556554297
Yeah but the eruption will make your food production useless, shithead

>>556553795
828 here as well. Asheville master race

>>556554297
I don't know about fine, regardless of a countries dependence on the US, the event is still large enough to cause global environmental change. The ash alone could cause temperatures globally to drop up to twenty degree's.

The sun would be blocked out for at least 15 years. Nothing would grow. Apocalypse on Earth

>>556553391
No, i want it to fuck up america to kill all these mexicans, and once america stops being such a grade A paradice all the liberals can go fuck themselves with an unsustainable budget.

>Lives in Colorado
Holy fuck I'm fucked.

>>556554621

well fuck, we better start pouring more carbon dioxide and methane into the atmosphere to counteract that!

>>556554280
They've actually implemented plans to open up the caldera, and lower big Tungsten buckets layered with dry ice(to prevent melting) and pick up the lava and dump it into the ocean. Kind of like Minecraft

>>556554621
ausfag here who doesn't give a shit about the northern hemisphere

>>556553835

>Sages
>Doesn't post an image

The newfagotry is strong in this one.

epic hunger games. reduce world pop to a sustainable post eruption level. say... 500 mil?

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New Hampshire, all systems go!

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Cave dwelling master race here. Mushrooms and earthworms for years. Have fun surfacefags.

also NC fag. 336 all alone.

>>556554330
You've been playing too many edgy modern warfare FPS games, junior, your indoctrination is showing.

>>556553974
>lets use all of the coal, oil, and gasoline now so when we need it we won't have any

this is your argument, 2/10 for disguising it

>>556554970
I didn't play an fps game since q3 but nice try, boy.

>>556554684
I would like to see the liberals, niggers, and beaners gone as well. Not like this though.

>>556554943
no way bro

we 336 in here

>>556555031
You're probably just a typical Amerilard then, my bad.

>>556554841
Pancake titties

Uruguayfag here, should i be worried?

>>556550969
>>556551948
>>556553709
>>556553795
>>556554514
>>556554943
Lots of NCfags here.

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netherlands , well i guess we're fucked to

>>556554705
colorado will be missed...

*tips fadora*

>>556555249
Nothing to do in nc except sweat and die, might as well jump on the chins

>>556554297
No, if yellowstone blew, the fallout would shit on like 40% of good farmland, we would be pretty fucked without imports,

>>556550969

Three things OP
>Yellowstone will not erupt
>If it did it is estimated that the force will be enough to shift earths magnetic field and also cause global nuclear winter, only the eco-systems in the deepest parts of the ocean will be same
>You are a faggot

>>556555576
>Yellowstone will not erupt
Yes, it will. The only question is "when?"

>>556555709

Yeah good point, Some people reckon When toba erupted it wiped out 90% of all life

>>556554943
What the fuck is an NC?

Also, Norway. I'm good.

>>556554280
Then it would just explode from interval pressure

>>556554414
>implying the vegetables and shit I get are from America
GAfag, supposedly safe.

>>556555992
north Carolina, usa

>yellow press sources

Great stuff OP fuck you :^)

>>556550969
Glad im not an amerilard

>>556554238
Hell yeah, maryland is the shit all these other fags are done.

>>556556234
If you're in GA it's not like being blown the fuck out of the water would make life any worse

>Source am GAFAG 912

>>556554498
>food
>useless
what? are you fucking retarded?

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Wait Wait, Hold the fuck up.. This is the Road the super volcano melted?

Roads get like that all the time here in australia during summer, you walk bare foot on them and feel the tar stick to your feet... This is propaganda, all speculation... you had me for abit OP

4/10 for having me for that bit

>>556553089
well. it's not like it's hitting anything important. just the south, the shittest parts of the midwest and sou cal. it's mostly just going to kill hippies, mexicans, rednecks and blacks. it will also be obama's katrina, making him even more like bush.

>>556554280
naming the year is not a good argument for anything. just because its 2014 by our measurement of time does not mean we should have flying cars or the ability to render SUPERVOLCANOES useless.
this the real world, not a video game.

>>556556808
From my understanding that because of the heat in the air, whereas the heat is actually coming from under yellowstone and not above.

>>556556808
It has to do with the fact that the reason it melted was because the ground is what's causing it to melt, demonstrating the fact that the Yellowstone Caldera is getting more active each year.

With that said the articles OP posted were dumb

>>556554280
cork is flammable, idiot

Who the fuck would help America if that shit explodes? Every other country would laugh and agree that you got what was coming to you. Don't bother making provisions, it will draw out the dying process

>>556555249
Indeed, its either 4chan, go drinking, or go on a hike. And given that its 11am...

>>556557016

I just think this whole thing is getting blown out of proportion, I feel like yellow stone blocked off that road because it was a fucking hot day, tar melted, they didn't want people to get pissed at their tires being ruined and some dude with a foil hat takes a picture of this road and makes up a bunch of bull shit.

>>556557345
Do you know what global volcanic winter means?

>>556553089
>I live in San Antonio

I rather live with uneducated, smelly, shit - stained beaners than get my shit slapped by a supervolcano.

>>556557345
All of our major trading partners (China, Canda, South Korea, Japan, Germany, UK, EU)

Like it or not the US is a huge portion of global trade and if we stopped trading things would go downhill

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ITT: Retards that don't understand a super volcano would affect the entire globe.

at least we would go quick, you would all die slowly.

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If you aren't from the greatest city on earth (Wilmington) then get out

>>556556892
>2014.5
>not using the year to justify any valid point

I was just reading an article in Geology Magazine that we should be able to cement over a volcano by 2014. Direct quote "I mean it's 2014, we should be able to cement over any geological structure at this point."

>>556555457
try 100%

>>556557832
>cement over a volcano by 2014
heh
heheheh
heheheheheheh

>>556557654
>China, Korea, Japan
Oh yeah because they're known for really, really liking America

>Canada
Well they can help with your snow shortages, but that's about it

>Germany
You guys bugged the Chancellor's personal mobile phone and despite being rumbled you still won't stop probing foreign people. She won't give two shits

>UK
Probably, the UK is notorious for throwing what little resources she has left at anyone who requests is. There are hundreds of thousands of British children going hungry yet the Prime Minister thinks the best thing to do is invest a billion quid in his war machine

>>556553830
California is giong to get hit tha hardest, anything that blows into the stratoshere gets carried west dumb shit, no one will want to visit your crummy beach after the natural disaster, your whole way of life is going to shit itself

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>>556557065

You pussies.

Thermal areas actively evolve and change and have since the Yellowstone country has been known. At Mammoth Hot Springs the park had built a sort of small subdivision at the foot of the springs, but over the years the hot spots have migrated toward the houses and have made one or more uninhabitable.
The boardwalks through the Yellowstone thermal areas are made so that they can be moved easily to avoid new features that arise along the way.

You want something to be scared about? How about I beat the fuck out of you and your mothers? That'll give you creampie failures something to be scared shitless of, you fucking pussies.

>>556556483
770 here.
Yeah, place is shite, but if you get yourself drunk enough, there's fuckloads of shit to do in the city.

>>556554943
NC as well, who 704 here?

>>556550969
Im from Idaho
They say that if Yellowstone erupted, i would see a white flash, wait 12 seconds, and id be dead. Kind of freaky to be honest

>>556556234
you act as if every other american wouldnt be getting your food before you

910 here too. Shit sucks. Volcano and weather wise.

>>556554841
Fuck yeah! Long live the 602.

>>556558207
The populous' opinion of a country has little effect on the conglomerates that trade with it.

The people who go around spouting "fuck murrica" aren't the executive heads of huge corporations like Toyata, Sony, Nikon, etc.

If the United States stopped importing goods from these countries the populous will take on the burden through higher prices.

>>556557832
>its 2014 we should be able stop supervolcanoes
>its 2014 we should be able to live on anoter planet
>its 2014 why are you still so fucking stupid

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>>556558339
>mal areas actively evolve and change and have since the Yellowstone country has been known. At Mammoth Hot Springs the park had built a sort of small subdivision at the foot of the springs, but over the years the hot spots have migrated toward the houses and have made one or more uninhabitable.

>>556558674
Grandparents send it in via care package.

>>556558415
>TFW 18
>TFW overbearing parents that would shit on my college fund if I got caught drinking or smoking

feelsbadman

You retards not noticing it's going to ash and fuck up the entire corn belt. You know, that place where corn comes from. That is all americans eat. Well corn based prodicts or animals that are fed corn.

Stock up on food mother fuckers.

>>556558912
>tfw also 18
>tfw same with my parents

That was just a suggestion. I don't fuck with shit that my dad does just for the sake of not ending up like him. I can manage to keep myself entertained, but that's probably because I'm a retard that finds joy in the simplest of things.

>>556556234
>implying the vast majority of world crops wouldn't be affected due to dust shadowing the sunlight.

It's going to be like the dust bowl except with ashes. A lot of people could get really fucked food-wise.ntvas bai

>>556558912
>18
>not allowed to drink or smoke

Jesus Christ america. In the UK, your 18th birthday is the messiest night of your early life.

>>556550969
>anywhere on Earth
>safe
You are a mental defective.

>>556558994
sometimes I eat carrots or broccoli or tuna or ramen or goat cheese and vienna sausage sandwhiches or peanut butter (is that from corn?) or chips so I think I am a-okay

>>556558487
I'm here, /b/uddy. I have a lady friend in Cali and I'm worried to shit. Please someone say this is bullshit.

>>556559468
>as if the damand for other foods would not rise when half of it goes away.

>>556553278
cold weather seems to make us more productive though.

>>556559343
IKR I hate that shit, I can legally get somebody pregnant at 18, but I can't have a beer.

I'd like to think that a child will fuck my life over harder then alcohol would.

>>556559098
Yeah, I live in shitty suburban sprawl so all I really do all day is just 4chan reddit and vidya.

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>>556553709
oh not you again, selfhating-NCfag. I get it, that dude tried to steal 4 dollars from you but come this damned apocalypse we're gonna have to go fortress mode.

NC standing by.

>ITT: Faggots who actually think Yellowstone will blow up in their lifetime.
>kek

>>556553089
That's the graphic of brazillian infestation spreading across USA

Denver. Fuck

>>556559609
>It's a catastrophic event that could take place at any given moment
>100% won't happen in our lifetimes
Great logic m8

Naaah, it's not gonna happen.

>>556554229
Get a load of this faggot.
NEVER SEEN VOLCANO STARRING AGENT K? NO FUCKING WIND!

>>556553974
>thorium

bomb yellowstone, we can't stand this aggression

>>556560432
who the fuck does that park think it is, melting our roads and shit

>>556550969
This is why we invented ice, dumb fucks

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>>556550969
Virginia beach reporting in. I'm at the edge of the USA nigga.

>>556556892
we should have flying cars by now tho.
srsly.

>>556560569
Yeah what a cunt.

>>556556686

He said 'food production,' not just 'food.'

You dumb fuck.

>>556560432
ISLAMIC TERRORISTS CONFIRMED TO LIVE INSIDE THE YELLOWSTONE VOLCANO 'BAMA PETITIONS THE HOUSE TO NUKE YELLOWSTONE

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Me at Yellowstone. ujelly?

>>556559356
>mental detective

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>>556554896
So, you're a Falmer?

>>556560762
> Class of Hebron
oy gevalt

Central-Texas here. I'm fucked.

I thought the "whole world" would be fucked in this scenario.

>>556561015
well ya, the whole world needs the US

>>556560596
"we invented ice"

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>>556560762
Run.

>>556556423

Maryland is a huge piece of shit and I don't see how anyone could be proud of this faggot state.

>>556560762
>newfag detected

Valhar Morghulis, guys.

Required Reading: http://imgur.com/gallery/QtX4l
Everything is Going to Kill Everybody

>>556558994
Corn is for Mexicans and ethanol.

>>556556808
>Listening to anything 4 chins says.

>>556554841
>603 safe as fuck
>i hope atleast

Scandinaviafag here.. Fuck you, murica. I hope you all die.

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>>556554798
Noice ! Wouldn't be anyone's fault but the volcanoes. Get to be epic and not have to take responsibility.

>>556554297

No, that volcano is so big that it would be a global event. It could wipe out everything.

>>556554282
lol

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>>556561494
Kthxbai

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>>556561787
wow, maybe we could make a missile and blow it out of our orbit saving everyone

>rawstory.com
>theepochtimes.com

Do you have any sources that have any kind of legitimacy..?

>>556561787
Good, the human race needs to be restarted anyway.

>>556554238
>>556556423

Maryland sucks. Your mayor sucks. Your state legislators suck. Of all of the states I have lived in, it is one of the worst. Instead of fixing problems and creating jobs, that state just hands out welfare and makes excuses. It's trying to be NYC Jr.

>>556561015
It very well could be. If Yellowstone goes off, there's theoretically enough heat to trigger a continent-sized, self-sustaining 'hypercane' with supersonic winds that will rip your skin off and impale your family with it. The only way to not have that happen is to 1. Not have a family, or 2. Not have skin.

>>556561915
not OP, but I found a more reliable source then OP's shit.

>http://www.latimes.com/nation/nationnow/la-na-nn-yellowstone-melted-road-20140711-story.html

>>556554297
>own food
Hahaha, no. Check your sources.

>>556561934
problem is that the people who would survive would be the rich celebritys, which would just make retarded children again.

AHH!


AFTER TEN THOUSAND YEARS I'M FREE. IT'S TIME TO CONQUOR EARTH

ALPHA! RITA'S ESCAPED, LOCATE ME A TEAM OF TEENAGERS WITH ATTITUDE

>>556562139
Eh, not necessarily, I doubt those rich kids will be running around twerking and yelling 'bae' like the cancerous people of today are.

>>556561973
I like option #1 better.

>>556554753
back to tumblr with you.

>>556551948
Holy shit dude. I'm 910. Wilmington white guy.

>>556561832
goddamnit f22 get your shit together

SW PA fag here. I should be alright. If SHTF, I have a cabin up in the mountains, and relatives in Canaduh.

>I am not of Canadian descent.
>brother and his wife moved there

>>556554774
Source? Otherwise, faggot.

>>556562312
I don't know.. it seems that a bunch of rich familys are religious for some weird reason, so they'd end up being cunts no matter what.

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>>556562361
Kek
Raptors are the shit.

>>556562067

Thanks.

Okay, so realistically. This thing goes, and I'm in southern AZ. How fucked am I?
Is this inna woods time? Will there even be woods to go inna?
There's fallout shelters and bunkers and shit further south, I know that.
Worst case scenario.

>>556553089
See, New Orleans gets spared the ash, barely. We have enough issues with hurricanes.

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>>556562067
haa

>>556562836
very fucked. like if a 12 ft long, 2 ft thick dildo being shoved straight up your supple little ass you would be 1000x less fucked

>>556550969
>n the w
hey i live on vancouver island, heard about this shit in like grade 11 a few years back, i forget the radius... anything in canada?

>>556562836
Worst case scenario, you're an astronaut before you realize you're an astronaut. There's a theory called the 'Verneshot' where a supervolcano can blast a continent into orbit. That could actually have been what killed the dinosaurs, what with the ash from the volcano AND the shooting ourselves in the face with a major land mass. If everything goes to shit, we could be BLASTING OFF AGAIN!

>>556555096
Man fuck you and yours with barbed wire puto.

>>556563525
damn, we'd go in a matter of minutes wouldn't we? Remember that movie with the meteor the size of texas, it'd fuck the whole workd

>>556563286
>>556562836
Now imagine that dildo made of lava. That's basically exactly what's going to happen.

If I take a shitload of Xanax Bars right after this happens will I be good?

>>556553278
good.
>>556553089
glorious washington master race reporting in

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>>556564158

>>556563891
Actually, physics-wise, isn't that what made the moon? I'm pretty sure the leading theory (other than "LET THERE BE LIGHT" is that a mars-sized, dense iron-filled planetoid smacked into the earth, cracked open the shell, and now forms our planet's rapidly spinning iron core. In the midst of the mayhem, our planet kind of shot out the molten moon!

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>>556553278
>If this thing explodes we're all fucked. Say goodbye to warm weather for the next 10.000 years.

Nah. When Krakatoa and Tambora blew up in the 19th century, the debris caused approximatly one year of colder climate before the ash dispersed. Granted, the Yellowstone caldera is quite a bit larger, but the chances of the whole of it blowing up at the same time are very, very slim.

Besides, it might reverse some of the polar ice melting. Good news for based polar bears

>Skyrim lore
Nigger he's probably a Drow. While there are many subterranean races, Drow are the most prejudicial against "surfacers."

L2ModernMythology

>>556561948
>>556561948

>Maryland
>Mayor

The Mayor of Maryland, folks.

whatever happens it's all a part of GOD'S place! :)

>>556563525
...I've always wanted to be an astronaut!

>>556564543
>that pic

Top lel

.......

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Just plug that shit with garbabe, niggers, mongoloids and scandinavians..what's the loss here?,. Nothing but profit. Besides, I got google chrome and 3,..4,, 5 packs of pop tarts..shit I'm ready for anything. A picture of what most scandinavians look like.

>>556558261
Fucking retard it blows in from the west coast.

I wanna see how the modern world reacts to something like this.

also wtf there's so many NCfags reporting in here, but no one mentions if they're 919.

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If all the Amerilards die then there will be nobody to protect their greatest ally.

Bring on the Yellowstone!

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>mainefag here
>mfw there is a bison farm within minutes of my house
>mfw supervolc eradicates the Midwest
>mfw maine repopulates america with the iconic animal
>mfw maine rises to power as the new midwest
>maine dominates bison AND lobster industry
>expect us

>>556564543
Ever read Superfreakonomics? They've got a chapter in there on how to fix global warming with volcanoes.

>>556565452
Shut the fuck up you faggot, bisque slurping piece of shit.

>>556562541
To be honest I'd rather have religious people around than todays faggot teens/ adults

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>>556565819
East/lake side Wisconsin bro here
If this shit went off would I die?

>>556565964
yes and only slowly

I kinda hope this shit happens.
We need to reset the planet, man.
Besides, if I move to Colorado in the next couple of months, I can get completely blown the fuck up and die instantly *while* being completely stoned off my ass.
So long, suckers!!

>>556565452

mainefag here as well.

>soon the entire country will refer to smoking cigarettes as "smokin' ah butt"
> you cannot stop us
> expecked uss

>>556553089

phew, my lorde is okz <3

>>556550969
there is a 1 in 735,000 chance of this happening

>>556565964
I feel like I'd be safe

when were u when volcano is kill
i was at home eat smegma butter when dmitri ring

"volcano is kill"

"no"

and you?????????????

>>556565452
fuckin chowder slurper, last thing we need is a country full of people talking the way you faggots do. I hope a nor'easter blows your bison right into the ocean

Pfff..
Estonia here, get @ me.

>>556560871
No, he's a /b/tard

>>556550969
new england bros are safe. sorry liberals

>>556564543
Ever hear of the Year Without Summer? Happened in the 19th century, I think. A volcanic eruption and the following ash caused semi-global (I think) winter for an entire year, destroying most food production, making many starve. Imagine that but a supervolcano.

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>>556557591

>BLOWN out of proportion

>>556565964
It would be extremely painful.

>>556550969
oh rly

>>556550969
It yellowstone really did erupt, you'd be affected regardless of where on earth you live.

>>556567050
You're a big state

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>>556567175
I am a Martian

>>556567224
I live in Milwaukee which is lake side

>>556567415
Good for you.

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I want to see this erruption. bb merica

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>be italian
>chilling out on a boring monday
>drinking some beer
>open 4chan thread
>yellowston eruption
>ahahahah amerifags, i hope volcano explodes you facktards
>search on google the actual consequences of an hypothetical eruption
supervolcanic eruptions typically cover huge areas with lava and volcanic ash and cause a long-lasting change to weather sufficient to threaten species with extinction.

>b-but.. i am still young
>i've never done anything cool in my life
>im not ready to die
>pls obama your rich and powerful do something
>merica im with you

>>556550969
Fuck yeah, get rekt USA

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Alabama reporting in, all systems still go. Nigger lynching' in progress.

>>556557610
live in san antonio as well

Maybe some crazy doomsday volcano cults will spring up and toss themselves into Ol' Faithful to try to appease the gods.

>>556567663
Isn't it just like a WOP to forget about Campi Flegrei.

>>556553089
Omahafag here
at least i have potential to make it out in time right
right?

>>556568484
I'd be glad if the Campi Flegrei eruption happened, Naples would be totally destroyed

>>556568574
No man. If it goes everyone west of the Mississippi will be well fucked.

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>>556563070
kek

>>556568574
Nope, sorry man

>>556568745
Along with everything else for about 2500km radius ya dong!

>>556553752
>that feel

>>556567663
It's easy.
Just eata da meatball anda everyting willa be ok!

Canada reporting. Enjoy your shit show.

>feelsgoodman

>>556568963
I know, but I won't be in Italy anymore within 2 years. I just hope shit doesn't happen during this 2 years.

>>556551948
919 nigs.

>>556555576
>>556555576
Imports lel
America produces 90% of the worlds corn supply and a whole lot of cattle.soy and rice. The world will go full retard.

>>556568997
>2014
>eata da meatball
>not a eatin pizza or lasagna
can't wait to have my last slice of pizza while i watch the world burning down or becoming a great gray and cold desert

>I live in California
>2poor4airfare
Well, it's been good shitting the board up with you guys.

>>556553795
828 here also. btw, this is my 1st post ITT.

>The irony of moving all the way to the opposite side of the planet from the most volcanic country in the world, only to be fucked up by yet, a volcano...

Ah well, let's hope 724 will hold up, with all it's bankrupt glory!

Some people tend to forget that our planets core is made of MAGMA and has always been unstable. Just because the human race is currently live on this planet does not mean we are not exempt from another ice age or the reverse. Our planet has never been completely stable and never will be because it's just how it is.

>>556569803
are you asian?

Finally, living in Florida was worth something. Too bad for the midwest though.

>>556569840
Bullshit. There's always a faggot like you trying to kill our buzz, Personally I would love to see the Siberian caldera rip open and rain hellfire down on the chinks. In the event that it does happen Jesus will protect the whites,

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>>556553089
>tfw oklahomafag
At least when i see the blast i can get in my car and floor it as hard as i can towards arkansa and only get hit with some light ash. I think i would make it....Right?

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>>556569971
Fellow Florida fag here, reporting in from the 850

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>>556559860
kek

>>556551948
Hot damn, I'm in the 910 too

You all DO understand that a supervolcano eruption like Yellowstone would cause a world-wide crisis, right? It'd be better to die in the blast, because it's starvation and crime otherwise.

>>556569971
>>556569803
If the yellowfuckingstone erupts, it doesn't matter where on the earth you live. You should be scared even if you live in ostraya

>>556569971

NE IL fag here, Zone 6 ftw

Zone 1:
North West corner of Wyoming

Within a radius of 100 kilometers (63 miles) of Yellowstone – everything would be wiped out by the pyroclastic flow.

Zone2:
A quarter of Wyoming (north west)
Part of Montana (south west)
Part of Idaho (north east)

Everything and everyone trapped by heavy ash fall at least 100 cm (39 inches).

Zone3:
Western half of Wyoming
Southern half of Montana
Eastern half of Idaho

Everything and everyone trapped by heavy ash fall 61cm (24 inches).

Zone4:
All of Wyoming, Montana, Idaho and South Dakota
Half of North Dakota, Nebraska, Utah and Colorado
The north east of Nevada

Ash fall 15 cm (6 inches) – combined with rain this is enough to collapse a roof.

Zone5:
All of Wyoming, Montana, Idaho, South Dakota, North Dakota, Nebraska, Iowa, Utah and Colorado
Most of Kansas and Minnesota
Eastern half of Oregon
South east corner of Washington
Western half of Wisconsin
Northern third of Missouri
North west corner of Illinois

Ash fall 5 cm (2 inches) This area includes the grasslands. Animals grazing would be killed. This is the grain belt which means the food is gone.

Zone 6:
All of the above and then spreading out and extending as far as the eastern seaboard – pretty much everywhere else in the US.

Ash fall 1 cm (0.4 inches) – it only takes 1 mm (0.04 inches) of ash fall to ground planes and close an airport.

OP here

I'm in Morganton, Burke County, NC

>>556569918
Yes... I'm yellow.

>>556570292
This. Hope for a quick and painless death.

>>556570165
You wouldn't make it far because all the other schlubs in Oklahoma would be jumping in *their* cars trying to make it South or East.

You'd probably just hit a traffic jam getting on the highway and then be screwed.

>>556553830
my nigga

>>556570468
post pic pls

>>556570386
I'm in Lenoir bro, OP is still a fag though.

i never got to see the geysers

We need to form a bandit clan to loot cities and get supplies in all of the impeding chaos.

>>556570750
OP is always a fag m8

I go to the Lenoir Walmart all the time because the only cameras that work there are above the counters. Easy to steal shit.

>>556550969

TFW when Ausfag and my NYC based GF is flying out tomorrow.

>>556570118
lel.. well you may end up one day getting your wish. one day this planet will completely explode. probably not in our lifetime tho

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>>556570289
Wilmingtonfag reporting in. I actually own Auto Masters on wrightsville ave.
>pic related. My motherfucking logo