CRINGE THREAD?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mKGXs1BGvY
>>555946976
top kek
smells like fedora
>>555948072
>jewish star
>>555948560
>cleopatara
i keked
more
ill have you know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXPkYdtZ6yk
>>555948963
Muh cringes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY9UvjC0zZA
enjoy
>>555949915
Is that lisp on purpose, or what?
>>555950457
I don't think so
>how to hit on chicks
>>555951281
horry shit
>>555949294
How did you cringe? I fucking laughed at this
>>555949429
kek
>>555949754
Oh god, stuff like this makes my night.
-Panda
>>555951281
>>555952403
das deep
>>555946598
I love this documentary.
>Day before yesterday
>Kinda high
>Fucking cool mexican stoner friend and her roommate want to hang out
>Both girls fat, 3 and a 1. Stoner, we'll call her A, is fat, and her roommate, B is fucking obese
>B drunk as fuck, they can't drive
>Car is a 2-seater, pick them up and stuff B in the trunk, it's a hatchback though so this is easy
>Drive to my house
>Fukken Heavy Metal Fuck Year.jpg
>B starts diddling her clit
>Ok
>Drive over rocky road
>B is moaning like a buffalo
>This is less sexy than a real buffalo
>A is laughing
>Get home
>B immediately passes out on my bed
>Welp
>A helps set up my vaporizer
>Watch troma films
>Fukken Nuke Em' High
>Ask to cuddle
>Ok this worked
>Start fondling her boob, I don't really give a fuck
>She's at least kinda into it and I'm too fucked up to rationalize stopping this and trying to bang someone hotter
>Starts rubbing my cock through my pants
>Undoes my zipper and gets my pants down, and she starts jerking me off through my boxers
>Never had this before
>Kind of like it
>Diddling her nipples and spanking her
>She's rubbing my balls
>Head of my dick pops out of my boxers
>A grabs hard
>B wasn't actually passed out
>Fall backwards on edge of couch
>This is a surprising sensation and A's hand pumps me a few times and I end up doing what looks like a cumshot and that bullet time dodging motion from the matrix
>Didn't jerk for like a week
>ARCS OF SLOPPY JIZZ, GOING IN ALL DIRECTIONS, CLINGING TO ANY AND ALL SURFACES
>They leave
>Haven't talked to A or B about it since
OC here
>>555946976
running out of stuff in my cringe folder but i can get tons more oc from the fucker in this post by digging around fb, if anyone's interested
>>555949442
autism
>>555953548
That just gave me eye cancer
-Panda
>>555953637
is this the birth of a epic new meme?
>>555946598
I'm' cringing at all the errors in the picture OP, you win.
>>555953548
wow
>>555954093
hod knows man.
hod knows
>>555953867
Nah, don't overdo it. Just for shit and giggles. Hod knows.
>>555954817
thank you based hod
>>555951281
Good god, kill it with fire
Tried uploading this 3 times, let's see if it works yet.
>>555952650
Newfag detected
>>555951281
Holy fucking shit. This is a keeper.
>>555955568
Cringe thread, right?
OC 1/??
i confronted an edgy girl on my fb about her attention whoring, cringey comments happened trying to defend her.
>>555956143
Like, what the fuck does this Summer think he's fucking doing?
>>555953670
>>555956143
oh come on. That was uncalled for. Be nice to the newfag. He's been here all summer
>>555956236
will continue if anyone is interested
>>555956610
Lurkin
Since I'm failing that class... It's bullshit anyway!
>>555956828
Money says she failed english too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjDKdfHEGA0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp-jZyzQSms
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NctRVC2O3NM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3mDLsyn6ns
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJA1Vru44V8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG7UbCOYwS0&t=1m18s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p9LrJoVRpc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSLx_ItMJEA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Utnb5Mru_zo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-LAQkYVLa4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmGEsTPrhwY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unbJaqmE8cU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnJyCDGLUZU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxvnuBEulbQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_aRKeDfqYo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9dTJMxzdp0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT4wgjG6EVw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZbg69Ne8gA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNfjcazPbNA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk93U8_PYoE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZi4h7yaqu8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4QBRgyitFs
http://youtu.be/LsGLBI2WA7Q
http://youtu.be/KStasSCh3Ks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvozYm3S-kw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEnkdNtBlPM
http://youtu.be/dxINK2165sI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdyyuV8rtJ8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULqAIbjCsXE
http://youtu.be/xopAwVYlivw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz3m_7ozhNo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIO9LgFPC5g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-G9YwGIb8k
Personal favs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOfOIQ5ayzI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAxQgRSF6pc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhSSOANnsPk
/thread
>>555952650
>panda
cringe
>>555956236
>>555956610
>>555956746
>>555948963
That's pretty funny, actually.
>>555952650
>panda
>oh god newfags like this make my night
>>555957151
I would bet on that, too.
>>555956667
wtf did i just read?
>>555957373
sweet mother of hod
>>555955474
2 cringes in one!
>>555957546
heres another one
>>555953670
dude dont fucking tage your post with some weird ass end sign, WTF is that -panda shit
thats what id's are for nigga
>>555958248
Is this a real thing that kids are doing right now?
Also >triggering
That word needs to disappear.
Thar' she blows!
Dear mother of hod! IT'S ENOURMOUS!
Man the harpooons!
>>555958773
now imagine the horror that this man's life must be, assuming he is even a real person and not some imaginary friend.
he cheated on his girl and is hoping to get away with it, and it all depends on this moonbat keeping her trap shut.
>>555958773
Feel free to make fun of me, but wasn't monogomy originaly there to keep the men from sleeping around?
>>555956667
one of the weirdest things I've had the displeasure of reading
>>555958365
last one
>>555959289
yes
but if your a feminazi everythign is secretly opressing women
>>555959409
>>555959409
This is not so much cringeworthy, as it is frightening.
I wonder if the mental sickness the author has is named after him.
>>555948072
>>555948349
Well technically the hexagram has been used in occultism far longer than in Judaism which adopted later on.
>>555958464
actually, that's good copy/pasta. we could all start signing everything
>-panda
>>555959409
does this remind anyone else of salad fingers?
>>555949429
Omg i get it now!
le -(Dash)a
DASH the dashed line. Leh-dash-ah.
>>555959503
THIS is the unwanted mutant offspring of salad fingers and MLP.
>>555959939
I wanted to say that, too. But was busy drawing and shit.
>>555959463
this is the one of the first times i have actually posted on 4chan. would you consider this 4chan "worthy"?
>>555960196
no, damn it.
>Leh-Dash-Ah
would be
>Leh dash dash dash ah
>>555949429
"Your right to breed has been r-r-r-r-r-r-revoked!"
>>555960618
In the eyes of hod, none of us is worthy.
>>555960761
Wrong pictures, I wanted to post the king of insurance
>>555948560
thnaks for teh circels i would nt get it whitout them
>>555960196
No, that last one would be Lehdashdashdashah
>>555948963
That aint cringe that's funny as fuck.
Just the line "He has Down's Syndrome, David" is funny no matter the context
>>555948819
i literally just pissed myself
>>555952650
>Panda
Oh god, newfags like this makes my night.
>>555953670
New Meme
-Panda
>>555961820
Lol I sneezed and scared the shit out of my mom
-Panda
>>555956426
>>555956143
>>555955568
summerfags pls
>>555959409
>>555961820
the fuck, man? You can't just declare a new meme like that
-Panda
>>555962304
Fucking rabid autistic fuck stick
>>555962381
Hod knows.
>>555961820
can i be
-Panda too
-Panda
>>555962021
>>555962381
Excuse me, I've been here since 8a.m. I think it's pretty clear I know my place, plus the mods are on my side
-Panda
I'M A FUCKING BEAR
-Panda
>>555957785
Something written by somebody with multiple personalities.
>>555962520
BUT PANDA'S AREN'T FUCKING BEARS
-Panda
>>555962773
For many decades, the precise taxonomic classification of the giant panda was under debate because it shares characteristics with both bears and raccoons.[45] However, molecular studies suggest the giant panda is a true bear and part of the Ursidae family,[3][46] though it differentiated early in history from the main ursine stock. The giant panda's closest extant relative is the spectacled bear of South America.[47] The giant panda has been referred to as a living fossil.[48]
>>555962773
"Scientists have used DNA to find out that the giant panda is more closely related to the other bears than to the raccoons.
Giant pandas are in the family Ursidae with the seven other bear species. Raccoons are in the family Procyonidae, along with ring-tails and coatis. The bear family and raccoon family are closely related."
http://scienceline.ucsb.edu/getkey.php?key=358
>>555950457
I feel so bad that the DCasuals and loyalists have to wake up every morning and think,"this is the guy who represents my favorite company"
>>555963193
>>555963210
people would care if you signed off with
-Panda
-Panda
>>555961054
i didn't make the image dude
>>555962510
Dude, I've been here since Wednesday, I know what the fuck I'm doing.??I bet you can't even triforce
?
??
-Panda
>>555963193
>>555963210
Fuck you niggers
-Panda
did someone say cringe !
>>555963539
I dun goof'd
-Panda
>>555963210
Yes but are they otherkin?
-Panda
It is the responsibility of everyone using "-Panda" to continue using it in the next 5 threads they post in
>>555959737
>>555961820
>>555962021
>>555962381
>>555962497
>>555962510
>>555962520
>>555962773
And so it begins
-Panda
many ebic memes have been born today.
thank you hod
-Panda
>>555963727
Goddamn this thread is abysmal.
-Panda
>>555963821
>tfw be the creator of an ebin may may
>no-one will ever know you started the shitposting
-Panda
>>555963927
Only you can make it better
-Panda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVM9V2Cmqio
Also, for anyone still looking for cringe, this channel's a goldmine.
-Panda
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q77sJT8O56E
>if their parents aloe them to leave the house
>>555963821
tbh this is pretty stupid but i haven't seen /b/ start something original in a long ass time so fuck it
-Panda
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ3wcNJQ2Dc
>>555953670
an hero livestream
-Panda
>>555956667
"because she is the only one who actually needs it!"
lost it right there toppest of keks holy shit
>>555964251
get it right shitlord
-Panda
>>555964251
Oh shit, do werewolves eat Pandas?
-Panda
the last big thing that happened on /b/ (pic related)
-Panda
>fuckin dean
>>555956667
>Sakura
>But whose the 6th hokage?
OH FUCK IM BEING KIDNAPPED
This panda thing really needs to take off
-Panda
>>555949915
how do you people even find this liquid gold
>>555964883
A pandakage
-Panda
>>555965015
forgot to sign faggot
-Panda
>>555959503
yknow how sometimes people's fetishes are determined by weird shit that happened to them early in life that they can't remember? what if the guy drawing these comics was visited as a really small child by scary aliens with really long creepy hands, and they molested him. and did something to him involving crystals. or it could be a ghost or a demon, anything that uses crystals and has big hands. now he can't get it out of his head and the people around him just view him as your run-of-the-mill aspie, and that's probably a big part of it too, but the hands and crystals are what he can't get out of his head. he thinks about them all the time, long spindly fingers touching him, and he can't help getting aroused. you know what i'm sayin?
>>555965017
No, THIS Panda really needs to take off
-Panda
>>555963665
That is professional beta.
>>555965137
YOU THINK I HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT NIGGER?!
-A FUCKING DISTRAUGHT PANDA
Yes, if you look down and say "yeah this baby has a dick" you are going to permanently traumatize it for life.
>>555965249
i think his dA page says something about him having marfan's syndrome, which includes large spindly hands among other symptoms, so he probably developed this as a weird coping mechanism.
-Panda
>>555965262
That was alpha as fuck
-Panda
>>555965564
do these people even know what 'coercive assignment' is?
it's performing a sex change on an intersex baby to give them 'normal' genitals, not "it has a dick it's a boy"
-Panda
>>555947287
Gotta love newfags like you posting the same shit in practically every thread
>>555965717
I agree on the Beta part. He failed
-Panda
>>555965923
I think I would actually feel bad for them if they left out the lizard part
-Panda
>>555950618
>2014
>not knowing australians call beer piss
>>555960965
what the fuck bro
>>555966450
there was a huge thread featuring this dude years ago and i'm pretty sure he's an amerifag
Post more cringe guys
-Panda
>We are Panda
>
>We do eat Bamboo
>
>Expect Us
>>555967168
>$55
What.
>>555962693
>Something written by somebody pretending to have multiple personalities for attention.
FTFY
>>555967284
epic, simply epic
-Panda
>>555967284
We are Panda
We are Endangered
We do not Breed
We do not Survive
Protect Us
>>555967436
Nice lol.
>>555967436
>>555959679
Just how long do you think Judaism has been around?
>>555964457
>welcome to lolidudes! we're here to help yoouuu!~
oh god this fucking video
Can we please spam Tumblr with a bunch of Panda-Kin shit?
-Panda
>>555967436
we need that on a Panda meme ASAP
captcha: 123
-Panda
>>555967748
agreed
-Panda
>>555965249
Well that's a theory.
Check out this Beta Male
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QH5jNrgQNs0
Photo not related
>>555967436
>make ebin may may
>be praised for something
>for the first time in your life
Fuck I gave myself these feels
-Panda
Should have been this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH5jNrgQNs0
>>555968259
No it is an epic may may.
-Panda
>>555968476
saved
-Panda
>>555967436
Fucking perfect lol
- Panda
>>555946598
I dare you to find something cringier than this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ3wcNJQ2Dc
>>555968582
I fixed the line with endangered here
>>555949754
What the fucking fuck..
It feels good to be part of some new OC
-Panda
>>555967436
>implying I'm not making a Know Your Meme Page
>>555968476
>>555968740
i think thats pretty rude to make fun of me that way
-Panda
>>555969234
Theres Id's faggot
-Panda
>>555969231
Well, the meme needs to spread anyways. In fact, I'm making a Panda thread now.
-Panda
>>555969384
link please
-Panda
>>555969049
It feels really good.
-Panda
>>555969231
Link it faggot
-Panda
>>555959469
Nope
>>555969315
thats uncalled for
-Panda
>>555969915
Epic simply epic
-Panda
>nigger
-Panda
>>555970665
What?
-Panda
>>555958365
Nice id
>sucky sucky 5 dorrah?
>>555959409
I always think its really sad. maybe I'm just turning into a femanon, but I always imagine some little kid dieing of terminal cancer with an iv and a breathing mask just waisting away. his parents or a doctor told him that it was magic crystals or he just thought it up. but laying there waisting away would make his hand look like it was growing. I don't know. these pictures are just hard on me
>>555971596
You better hide your fucking bamboo nigger.
>>555971748
This... I'm on chemo for leukemia... you waste away and look like you have incredbily long and lanky lims
Going to spread this on Funnyjunk, those fuckers will suck it like a niggerdick
>>555973114
doing hods work
>>555971891
I'm sorry to hear that /b/ro. hope you get better soon. idk what we would do without a seasoned poster. I litterally tear up when I see these pictures. eithor way this guy is sick one way or the other
-Panda
>>555973218
-Panda
http://www.funnyjunk.com/untitled/funny-pictures/5215791
-Panda
>>555949754
Gif...
>>555946598
what's cringe about scottish wrestling? i bet it gets rowdy as fuck after they've all had a gallon of bucky and a couple of lines each.
grado 4 life
inncedentally i wish them luck in gaining independence in september
>>555973912
Good eye there panda
-Panda
>>555965249
Ayy lmao.
-Panda
My cringe story from Monday.
>met a cute boy on Saturday
>gave him my number
>we agree to hook up Sunday night
>never had a dick in my ass before but I've always wanted to
>that topic comes up in our texts
>he says he's always wanted to do anal too
>decide fuck it, this might be the right time
>go out Sunday evening and buy an enema kit
>never done this before
>do it twice to try and make sure I'm clean inside
>honestly feel empty inside, kind of uncomfortable but nothing too bad
>but then I put my butt plug in and played with myself up until it was time for him to come over
>by that time I feel super raw and my ass is sore, too much going in and out of it in such a short amount of time
>we hook up in my car
>in the middle of fucking me from behind he pulls my plug out and throws it on the floor
>think nothing of it
>the next day when I go out to get it I see that its dirty
>not horribly so but certainly enough to notice
>embarrassment of a thousand suns
>he never said anything about it but I'm sure he saw it
How fucked am I, /b/? Do you think we'll hook up again? Also, goddamn, still haven't had a dick in my ass even after all that.
>>555955474
this isnt really cringe. its just teens doing stupid shit because they are bored...like every teen.
Check this out.
http://imgur.com/a/wetpT
>>555974726
It's an ass.. shit comes out of i... no biggie, you clean that shit off... If he doesn't fuck you in the ass again.. I would.
No biggie.
>>555948560
>>555949429
>>555955474
not cringe. go do your literal homework kids
>>555949429
http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/le-a.asp
>inb4 someone pretends they/someone they know totally knew a Le-a
>>555965564
As a medic, this shit pisses me off more than almost anything else. Holy fucking hell. If I deliver your baby, let me do my goddamn job and tell you if it is a boy or girl.
>>555956828
I would love to go up to her and simply say
Enjoying the spoils of electricity?
>>555967336
this is fucking genius. do you know how many people would pay that much for shit like this? i can easily buy those masks for a couple bucks each somewhere and paint them like that and then sell em for $55 or some crap. so many autistic faggots would buy that shit
>>555957664
Please. I would have to paint myself orange and call myself a cheeto to be with that.
>>555975038
I hope he thinks about it the same way as you, we haven't talked since then which is fine because both of us agreed we didn't want anything serious but his silence is scaring me all the same. I really should have cleaned myself out better - but hey, now I know right?
Some OC for this thread...
Hahahahahaha
-Panda
New fucking meme rising
if panda is a meme, milhouse is a meme.
fucking summerfags.
>>555976576
Thank hod, never forget
-Panda
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Koala bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Panda division, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Koala, and I have over 300 confirmed mauls. I am trained in bear warfare, from panda to gorilla and I’m the top bamboo spearman in the entire Asian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this forest, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pandas across the forest and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, koala. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you koalafy as life. You’re fucking dead, joey. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bear hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire forest of freshly sharpened bamboo stalks and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit eucalyptus all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, joey.
-Panda
>>555963665
this is professional future-school-shooting-material
>>555957373
weaksauce
>>555952650
This is worse than being a tripfag.
>>555978212
That spawned a new meme
-Panda
Roddan Roxx is here!!
This is a swedish teacher that made a music video with two female students from his class.
The girls are under 18..
>ALPHA
>OC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjozgYoefU0&index=3&list=FLwoSPKqewZNXg7myHBIWzVw
>>555952650
>>555953670
>>555957496
>>555957640
>>555958464
>>555959737
>>555961328
Simply epic
-Panda
>>555978516
>The girls are under 18..
The legal age in sweden is 16 isn't it?
>>555979054
Yeah but still. Don't think the parents would like to see their daughters to shake their asses infront of a camera.
>>555979054
>>555979204
It's 15 lol
lol the zoo-keepers keep dressing up like pandas even tho i know they're not lol
- Panda
>>555978493
Point taken.
-Panda
join us on the panda thread
>>555979934
>>555979934
>>555979934
-Panda