Thats some cold fucking steel for you.

>>555367795
fake as fuck, guns dont fire underwater

>>555367229
It makes me happy to know that I have one as well, best damn thing to take camping it works like an Axe and never dulls.

>>555368167
Can I get you to empty your savings account into a Paypal, and enter into a legally-binding agreement that stipulates a "bet" signed with witnesses?
'Cus I'll do it right now.

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>>555368167
Uh yes they do

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>>555368167
get a load of this retard lol

>>555368167
>2000+14
>being this clinically retarded

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>>555367229
Holy shit, was that the tax master at :17?

>>555368428
>>555368534
>>555368545
>>555368704
>herp a derp derp gunpowder works while wet i'm a retard hurr durr

>>555368167
>implying it's a gun

>>555367229
cool vid to be honest, but those dudes are next level wizard.

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>>555369130

Does that look like a musket to you, nigger?

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>>555368558

>>555368558
I am not religious but I wouldn't entirely call myself an atheist. Agnostic maybe. I have always thought that angels were a crock of shit.

But this video.

This webm have you.

It makes me believe.

I now believe in angels.

>>555369130
fuck i forgot this was the year 1750

>>555369130
>im still using a musket hurrdurr

ever heard of a bullet casing?

>>555369262

You should look up the coldsteel sword demos, their fat fuck CEO swinging a broadsword around is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.

>>555369130
>projecting.webm

>>555368558
Why did I enjoy that?

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>>555369223
this guy, i like this guy

same shit from the last thread

>>555368558
enjoy your cancer

>>555368272
I sure hope you didn't pay the ridiculous 400+ dollar retail price for that thing

>>555368272

>never dulls.

So you don't use it?

>>555369689
hahahah wtf.

Guys this is my first 4chan post!!

>>555369493
hahahaahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hfLZozBVpM
"flick flick flick, and op comes apart 20 pounds of beef"

>>555369689
I watched the whole thing. Worth it.

>>555369493
Check out the ti-lite vids. He looks like a flustered chubby gnome going all mexican on a slab of pork

>>555370271
tits or gtfo

>>555369843
Nope got it for 200, worth every penny, I have spent close to a years worth of time total in the woods since buying it a few years ago. It is a work horse and I would have spent 400 on it in hindsight knowing how useful it has been.

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>>555368558
Mein gott...

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>>555370271
you didn't lurk enough

>>555368558
It's crazy that his balls literally shrink when he cums. Disgusting, makes me want to vom. It definitely wasn't his first. He must've been giving himself blue balls for years...

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>>555370271
Dear cunt
Congratulations

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makes me hard every time.

>>555369987
Obvious exaggeration jackass, it holds the edge even after chopping down multiple small trees and splitting them as well as other tasks, I sharpen it after every camping trip but even at the end of the trip I could still slice you open with ease.

>>555370367

My mom used to babysit this (i assume) autistic kid and he would make those same motions when fingerpainting.

>555370690
i came

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>>555368558
I have the sause
>http://efukt.com/20777_38_Years_Without_Ejaculation.html

>>555370908

So it's made out of metal?

Good call, those glass felling axes never last long at all.

>>555370690

Sauce!!!

>>555371057

Is this what aspies jerk off to?

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>>555370690
lol'd because I own this game.

+1 fap for anon

>>555367229
I'm sure it's sharp and all, and their demonstration is aimed at wannabe ninja's and all who wouldn't know what sharp was if it shaved the hair off their knuckles, but i would be far more impressed if i saw how that thing fared against a loose piece of paper.

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>>555371057

>>555371098
(vine)

>>555370981
You fucking idiot, you're supposed to post the one where it's shitty quality at the start and then when he loads the WebM it goes high quality.

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>>555371139
why didn't people just do that to surrvive 9-11

>>555369689

First time I actually laughed at something like this in ages.

>>555371257
you do know the kukri is made for chopping shit right?
it's not a bowie knife or a pocket knife.

it's a kukri.

bit of a difference.

>>555371238
sauce

>>555371426
is this from a movie or something?

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>>555371448
well shit nigger i dont have it

>>555369689
god dammit
I always wanted to try that. I guess I know how that ends.

>>555371075
....Having a conversation with a witty child is always so tough. You do realize that there are different grades of steel correct? Ranging from cheap Chinese steel that gets mushed if too much pressure is applied all the way to hardcore steel that can take a beating. Judging by your comment you have never done any manual labor in your life. So that must be why you are so bitter; daddy never let you play with power tools because you were too damn autistic to understand them?

People claim certain things are cancer on 4chan, the "internet troll" as people like you have become known as are one of those unspoken cancers. Grow up kid.

>>555371707
well get it. it makes much more sense and has a bigger impact.

>>555371667
only part 1 from me, sorry.

http://m.youjizz.com/videos/girls-rule-part-1-13208611.html

>>555371762

So much euphoria is to be expected from someone who gloats about buying a fucking kukri.

Does it pair well with your karambit and shit?

>>555371620
No excuse for not being sharp. Seriously all of these tests prove nothing, seeing it cut strips out of cigarette paper would go a long way in convincing me that it's actually sharp.

>>555371883
Well now... This is kind of interesting.

>>555371762
alrighty nigger, what's one of the better grades of steel to use for a chopping appliance?

better yet, name 5 good distributors of kukris or even just knives.

you can sure talk some shit,but can you back it up?

>>555368167

OMG is this guy serious?

>>555371707
what the fuck was that webm even about
like why even do that

>>555371325
I was laughing so fucking hard when he just crouches out from behind the boxes.

>>555367229

Cool, my dream knife

>>555368558
dude something tells me that that jizz must smell like the bog of eternal stench

>>555372043
Gloats? Not quite amigo. Unlike many people on 4chan Im actually a socially functioning adult who just has a sleep disorder. I have been hunting/ camping since I was 6 years old, Ive bought tons of equipment, and not all of it works, but I was just a bit happy to see something that I value pop up on /b/. No need for you to try and be a buzzkill.

>>555371883
That is some high quality Sangheili porn

What the fuck.

>>555371606
because the twin towers arnt sloped

>>555369130
hows the powder gonna get wet in a fucking casing you idiot?

>>555372754
Look for watchewant.

>>555372430
oh hell yeah, i'd go into that.

>>555372827
*wrnt

>>555372713
...and you end bragging about it on site where juvenile exchange "faggot" bon mots and 'shopped fake trannie pics.

Congrats on your "socially functioning adulthood". Enjoy that illusion.

>>555372201
5160 spring steel Dude I'm not aware of 5 good distributors of kukris but I know Himalayan Imports is right up there. Knives in general though? That depends entirely on what you plan on using the knife for. Busse, Swamp Rat, and BRK make excellent fixed blades. Zero Tolerance (a Kershaw subsidiary), spyderco, and Benchmade make great folding knives.

>>555372713
read: basement dweller who plays a lot of big game hunter on his wii.

>>555372061
Implying their goal is to get your seal of approval. Must be American with that much self-importance.

?????

>>555373140
I don't see whats the big deal with korean chicks, most of the time those qt3.14s are all thanks to plastic surgery.

>>555373095
Implying that isn't the standard test of sharpness, ad anyone who isn't an edgelord wannabe ninja would know that. Must be a retard with that much stupidity.

>>555371426
dood that was amazing thanks

>>555371606
they did 99% survived

>>555372201
First off grades of steels always depend on who you are talking to, what I may enjoy many people dont, I aim for high carbon, but that requires more maintenance, 5 good distributors? Once again up to personal opinion, there are people you make sure you don't buy products from such as gerber, SOG, and any company you haven't thoroughly checked. As for knives? I mainly use Cold Steel, many people hate em, for whatever reason but they are reliable. Puma is another company I buy knives from they are a bit more expensive, and German. To be honest I own more firearms than knives, but that is because you can't chase an animal with a knife like Tina Turner on a crack high.

>>555371762
>unspoken cancer
>"Grow up kid"

lolwat i hope that was a troll post.

>>555368558
It is 4 in the fucking morning what the hell am I doing

>>555373324
just the way she laughs and smiles just captivates me. I cant stop watching it.

>>555369782
>horse.webm
>implying horses have fukken antlers

>>555368192
I fucking lol'd

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>>555373095
You two autistic fucks be careful not to cut your fedoras while playing with knives.

>>555368867
MAKE IT STOP

>>555373549
I know what you mean man

>dem feels

>>555373371
> Must be a retard with that much stupidity.
Funny coming from the guy who didn't understand my post. That was so far over your head that it might just meet my sides in orbit.

>>555372430
Wow, that is really beautiful despite everything going on. Magenta and sometimes violet flames? So unusual.

>>555371606
lol 7/11 was not real

>>555373585
i think he just wanted to provoke some idiots with that

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>>555367229
What kinda gun is that?

>>555371325

OH MY FUCKING LORD

EPIC

>>555370271
>guaranteed replies

>>555373049
I thought they only had those at like arcades and shit? Believe what you want your approval doesn't dictate my life

>>555372974
Also that wasn't really bragging. I happen to enjoy listening to the convoluted thoughts and conspiracy theories of degenerates, I used to be awkward and such, but that was long ago in middle school

>>555373725
butterface

>>555367229
The guy in black looked like The Hound.

>>555371883
Huh, 4chan never disappoints. There really is always something new here.

>>555373810
You're point was what? That they should continue to do dumb "tests" because you find them amusing? And that I am american because i want to see some actual proof of quality, and not just a pig hacked to bit?

>>555372430
scary as fuck

>>555374035
yep, works too if you say something wrong about swords or guns or post gun porn too

>>555373994
R1MusketA4

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>>555373856

>>555374103
>Also that wasn't really bragging.
You can always pretend that three-legged chair is the Iron Throne, but, you know, that makes an inhabitant of some parallel reality only partially overlapping ours.

>>555374103
I'm just giving you a hard time. You're making personal claims on /b/, easy fucking target there.

>>555373018
I fucking knew it.
a /k/ poster.
and spyderco isn't all that good really.

to be honest I was baiting for some Cold steel retard, sorry for the mix up.

but yeah Benchmade,Himalayan Imp, and Busse are all well spoken for.

I myself don't like the feel of Swamp rat.

these summer fags need to quit arguing and contriboot

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>>555368558
i am dissapoint that nobody else posted this yet

>>555374185
>still not getting it

Seriously man? I'm going to sleep tonight, ashamed. Ashamed because I fell for it. I took the bait. You win, troll.

>>555367795
Omg....beautiful physics.

>>555368558
Obviously fake. Semen isn't even produced in the balls, just the sperm. Also, it doesn't collect if you don't ejaculate, it gets reabsorbed and replaced over 3 days.

Now, notice his cock and balls are completely different when it cuts to the ejaculation. Also, where did all the excess skin go?

It's just fucking prosthetics and custard.

>>555372294
I need sauce on this

>>555374298
lolwut? Okay what is the Iron Throne, and what the hell are you talking about reality paradoxes for?

>>555368558
I haven't seen Casablanca, but I've seen this.

>>555374528
MIND BLOWN

>>555372354
they stole the purse dingus

>>555374530
what sorcery is this

That's not real footwork. That's not even how physics works.

>>555371510
Anyone have this one in slow motion? Most badass thing I have ever seen

>>555367229
that 1st guys fucking face makes me crack up.
so much intensity.

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>>555373324
you so jelly!!!!


FUUUUCK ME!!!!!!!!!!!

>>555369689
Was that Markiplier?

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>>555374530
Ahh mud people and their kickball. How quaint.

>>555373460
people hate Cold steel because it is low grade, mall ninja garbage.

and a "good" distributor is not an opinion, it's a tell tale way to sort garbage from good.

like benchmade, it's a well spoken for brand that maintains a good product.

and there are certain steel grade not meant for use in knives because it's too brittle/soft.

>>555368558
He could have painted his fucking house with that, holy shit.

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>>555367795
I've seen this stuff a million times before but it's so damn awesome every time

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Had to.

>>555367229

What turned you on, OP? The middle aged men or the dead pig?

>>555374530
love it

>>555371426
moar

>>555374383
Honestly if it seems like I was getting mad, I wasn't I was laughing for the most part, its a nice knife, thats all I have to say about it, like if knives were a class in grade school I would be at perhaps a 6th grade level. I have been shooting since I was 6 and I cant stand /k/ many of them are egomaniacs who use buffer tubes for pocket pussies.

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>>555374597
That's it. This is the whole thing.
You are literally looking at the source.

>>555373725

is this an ad for constipation medication??

>>555369409
MY SIDES, I DON'T WHY THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD BUT IT DID.

>>555367518
haha fucking nedry

>>555374876
jelly of what? They try too hard to look cute and it only makes them look retarded. SO KAWAII DESU!!

>>555374972
Gotta love that defense...

>>555374530
That was fucking beautiful

>>555372430
Just a leisurely drive through hell.

>>555372932
moar plz

>>555374972
i dont know what to say about this

>>555372196
muh sauce?

>>555374957
thank you based anon

>>555374912
Who exactly dubed it as low grade mall ninja garbage? 4chan? I have seen threads of Pokemon fucking eachother on here for the last few days, not to mention all the other threads. I wouldn't use 4chan for any opinion poll they would probably try and fuck it.

>>555374972
if they ever make a mgs movie this should be liquid vs solid

>>555374530

this makes me think it's a shame portugal was out the cup so soon

>>555374972
That's my favorite fight of all time

DON FRY
THE ULTIMATE AMERICAN

>>555373558
her dad has heard that stop to many times before

>>555374908
Is this only applicable to post-pregnant women?

>>555375175
moar?

>>555372932
utah, az, or nm?

i came.

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>>555371139
Cool thing is he actually did this without safety gear, if he fucked up he would've died.

>>555375510
because the steel they use is garbage for blades,

because the people they cater to are mall ninjas.

because half of their products have no fucking use beyond wall hanging.

I could go all day.

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>>555373140

I usually don't give a fuck with jap/ch/ko girls, but this one is a piece of cake.

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>>555375706

>>555368558
Oh my god that would be awesome to be able to cum buckets into a girl.

>>555372974
no one was bragging you sensitive shithead

>>555370690
I never could tell if this was intentional, or not.

>>555375175
Sauce please

>>555374389
spyderco is overrated but I own a few of their knives and there's nothing necessarily wrong with them. They're good cutters. I own a Swamp Rat Ratmandu and a Rodent 3. They're great knives. They aren't as good as my Team Gemini LB but they didn't cost me $300+ either.

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>>555373726
that filename though

>>555375734
Looks staged as fuck.

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>>555375706
thats all i got on this bitch sadly.

>>555375451
It's from a swedish movie named Kops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7LD4773XzI

>>555368558
salineinjection.webm

how can i get sound?

>>555375775
I still heard not an ounce of evidence. I have that exact blade, used it for years now, heavy duty use, and it has only needed sharpened a few dozen times. Did I get the lucky holy grail of blades? Or are you just repeating what others have said?

>>555375175
Source

>>555374972
what a stupid fucking sport, "hey guis, lets hit each other in the head, thus fucking up our mental ability for the rest of or lives from here on out, who ever becomes ssooooooooooooooooooooo retarded that he cant use his body to fight anymore losez!!!!!" realy fucking retarded

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>>555375751
yes indeed. thats why the man is a legend

>>555369409
Why is this so funny?

>>555367229
Dog Bounty Hunter MD looks bretty gud

>>555370291
Are butchers their target demographic?

You can clearly see they fuck the sword in half these 'demonstrations'

>>555374530
That seriously looks like an older kid playing against his little bro and his friends. Ronaldo might be a little bitch sometimes but fuck is he amazing when he's right.

>>555376257
You don't

>>555369689
That was fucking great.

>>555368192
hardest i've laughed in a long time

>>555375938
sauce

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>>555376287
No one's this stupid.

>>555374173
remember to like, comment, and subscribe

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>>555375938
sauce?

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>>555371383
I love you

>>555376414
Fake. Already proven. Video is boring.

>>555369113
Do not speak his name, least you summon his wrath.

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>>555375175
sauce plz

>>555376261
you're likely using it on what? wood? maybe animals maybe? I can list what's actually wrong with it based on that.
Used on soft material, it will hold up. But so would any, significantly cheaper blade. For your purposes the only real criticism for it is price.

>>555369130
How is gun powder gonna get wet if our eyes arent real?

>>555376680
... You wanted it to be real? You can't enjoy it after learning she was consenting?

People these days.

>>555376298
Holy shit

What was that trick?
A double lazer flip?

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>>555376287
I'll put this as gently as I can, that response makes you sound like a flaming homosex. Besides look at that glorious moustache, nothing that man does could ever be questioned

>>555376643
hnng

>>555376162
Fuck yea, better than Mila Kunis every day.

>>555376798
Don't get any dirt on your white underwear and fedora there, knight.

>>555374626
you should watch Casablanca, its actually really good

>>555376643
What game?

>>555373068
Someone care to explain what's going on here? I know google, but iyonwonna

>>555374173
you mean you? 4chan constantly disappoints

>>555370690
that is the funniest thing ever. We had to use that program in engineering class in Highschool.

>>555367229
I want to shave with that.

>>555375175

Lindsey Stirling?

>>555374528
The WebM contains two people. The one walking about, and the one cumming. both have injected saline, so basically the one cumming isn't even cumming..he's just spewing salt water out of his dick.

>>555372430
dude, what is this from. Too awesome.

>>555373505
Right I'm evaluating my life right now.

>>555374412
go to 9gag where they always post obvious reference to everything all the time. You'd enjoy it. Fag.

>>555377015
did it ded?