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Anyone here from or by north myrtle beach, SC? Going there on vacation. Renting condo on the beach. How's the weed laws, price of booze, the women, etc?
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Where...where am i?
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>>555320203
weed is strict as fuck. dont get caught. booze isnt too bad and girls are usually everywhere
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>>555320454
EFG I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU
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>>555320454
Found you !
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Am I alive?
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>>555320203
South Carolina reporting in
Myrtle Beach is a shit hole

864 represent
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>>555320684
You're in heaven. You drowned after touching a nigger penis. I'm chris hanson with Dateline NBC.
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>>555320684
hello i am heaven and ur a fag. gtfo
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>>555320684
Nope
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>>555320583
Like how much is a beer at the average bar? I pay around 2.50-3.50 here in IL
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>>555320684

did you died?
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EFG!
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>>555320684
its ok bro
you're safe here
no niggercocks in sight
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>>555320203
This poor thread is going to get derailed b4 it even starts
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It's as if nothing happened...it's just me here.
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>>555320203
You ain't gonna get any weed

I was just up there, man. Apparently a bush smelled of weed, but last time I check plants don't do drugs so I think you're out of luck
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>>555321105
Do you still have your pen?
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...me and my fucking button!
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>>555321105
Be wary EFG. That dick could still be around
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>>555321105
Hey, what's that behind you?
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we here bro we see you
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>>555321237
Press it
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>>555321237
what does the button do?
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>>555321105
EFG!
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>>555321237
Press it.
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>>555321237
You must do it.
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>>555321237

PUSH THAT BUTTON!
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>>555321237
'tis your destiny
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>>555321237
press it, see what happens. It will give you all the answers you seek.
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dont do it efg
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you know what you must do
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EFG you need to learn when to stop touching things
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Here we go! Round 2
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trow it away!!
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>>555321675
Oh shit he's doing it
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>>555321675
bad idea. oh well, your problem
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>>555321675
Nooooooooooo
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>>555321675
Prepare your anus
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OH BOY!
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>>555321675
Kaboom
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>>555321675
>inb4
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>>555321675
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>>555321792
You were worried for nothing. It's just a red thing!
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>>555320203
shit OP. im vacationing there in a couple weeks
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>>555321953
Oh fuck!
RUN EFG
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looks bad, run
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>>555321953
RUN EFG, RUN!!!
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>>555321953
Is that a portal?
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>>555321953
just run. run and don't look back. please i beg you
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>>555321953
Shits not good. Shit is not good.
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>>555321953
That's no red thing.
It's an anus.
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>>555321953
eat it
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Myrtle Beach is a shit tier tourist trap. Over priced everything, back woods redneck ass cops.
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>>555321953
Aww fuck
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>>555321675
aw shit>>555321953
IDS HAVENING
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RUN MAN, RUUUUNNNN!
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>>555321953
Put ur dick in it..
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>>555321953
you've done it now EFG, hope you prepared your anus
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>>555321953
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HOLY FUCK ITS BACK TO FINISH THE JOB
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>>555320871
agreed
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>>555321953
Red dot?
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>>555322334
OH FUCK
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>>555322334
AAAAAAAAAHHHH
FUCKING RUN
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>>555322334
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>>555322334
NOOOO
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>>555321953
get away from it NOW
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>>555321986
I'll be there 10-16th Aug. I'll be a guy walking down the beach drunk off my ass.
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>>555322334
aaaand here comes the sage
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>>555322334
Run!
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>>555322334
Hurry wip out your dick
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>>555322334
GODDAMNIT EGF

LISTEN TO WHAT PEOPLE TELL YOU
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>>555322334
Poke his eyes out
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>>555322334
oh fuck shit's about to go down
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>>555322334
get away EFG
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>>555322334
KILL IT!!!
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>>555322334
OH FUCK THIS IS THE END.
RUN EFG RUN
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>>555322334
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PUSH THE BUTTON AGAIN!!
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>>555322334
ooooooooooooooooooooo
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>>555322334
FUUUUUUUUUU
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>>555322334
)
Hide
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>>555322334
Shit efg you fucked up again nigger
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>>555320880

least recognized funny comment.
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>>555321105
Holy fuck!
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>>555322334
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>>555322491
ill be there 3 weeks before ya. i will be that same guy
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>>555322334
DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR GUN
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>>555320871
agreed, also 843 master race
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>>555322980
>>555322334
THE GUN EFG THE FUCKING GUN.
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Maybe if we find that niggercock we can pit them against each other
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>>555322725
Nobody gives a fuck about some random comment,did you want us all to say"lel" "kek"
Efg is here nobody cares
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>>555323134

eat a dick turbo nigger.
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>>555322334
Lead it back to the room filled giant nigger semen so it might drown...
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WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME
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>>555323308
OH SHI-
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>>555323308
Aids happened
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>>555323205
oooooooooooooooooooooooooh
nope
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>>555323308
MUTILATION! MUTILATION! MUTILATION! MUTILATION!
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>>555323308
Matate por favor
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, nooooooo efg!
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>>555323308

Did EFG died?
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>>555323308
OH FUCK
FUCKSHITFUCK
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>>555323308
Ooooh shit! EFG are you okay?
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>>555323308
Fucking hit the tv to get the signal back
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tommy collapsed time and space
oh shi-
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>>555320871
Agreed, but it can be fun as fuck. 803 report in
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>>555323308
WELCOME TO THE TWILIGHT ZONE
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>>555323308
e-efg? ... no
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>>555323308

i use to do that effect for car crashes in ms paint when i was 8.
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>>555323308
a nigger put his dick in your eye
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>>555323308
Looks like you applied a filter to your photo
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>>555323308
EFG merges with it and trancends to planar form
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>>555323605
efg is god
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>>555320871
agreed. 803/843 hybrid master race reporting
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>>555323605
um.... no.
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*nnnm...Giant..Face...Get...Away...*
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>>555323308
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>>555323834
ffs
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>>555323834
>inb4 get thread
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>>555323834
It was all just a wet dream...
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>>555323834
shit nigga, you scared me.romipu was
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>>555323834
Fucking Shamalymadingdongaroo makes better twists than this
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>>555323834
rekt
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W-what? Oh shit, it was all just a bad dream. It's the strangest thing, i had a terrible one last night too...
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>>555323834
EFG looks like you were having a wet dream
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>>555323834

Quick! look under the covers!!

WHO KILLED JR???
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>>555323834
it was just a dream
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>>555323834
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>>555323834
efg wake your stupid nigger ass up
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>>555323834
WAKE UP EFG
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>>555323994
WE GONNA HAVE WORDS
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>>555322491
this is all anything any guy does there.
and then the locals laugh and take your bitch home because you're a dumbass tourist
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>inb4 thomas is back
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>>555323994
Oh tell me about it I'm so interested
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>>555323994
inb4 thomas
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>>555323994
and under the covers...
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>>555323994
check under covers. get one of those token things from inception to make sure you arent dreaming inside a dream
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>>555323994
>>555323994
fucking neet
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>>555323994
What was that one about?
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>>555323994
thomas is under your bed nigger
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>>555323834
mfw
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>>555324237


BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHM
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>>555323994
EFG, you are still dreaming
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is tommys surname; krueger?
i think i peed a little
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EFG isn't dreaming, he's in a coma
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>>555324453
Then dreams can really still come true?! Check my 7!
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>>555324618
Oh EFG so close
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>>555324618
Damnit, a second time efg. Second time you failed in that
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>>555320886
7.00 if your gonna go to touristy places. And you will. Because your a faggot.
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>>555324618

kek, #rekt
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>>555324618
*WINDOWS ENCOUNTERED ERROR*
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>>555324618
so close
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>>555324618
EFG strikes again
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>>555324618
every fucking time
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>>555324618
So close, man..
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>>555324618
Not a 7, here take mine.
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>>555324618
Oh you
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>>555324453
we inception now?
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>>555324618
7 get
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>>555324618
Kek
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>>555324618
you were close, oh. so. close.
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>>555324618
Damnit, a second time efg. Second time you failed in that
>inb4 his next post ends in 7
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>>555324618
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>>555324618
take my 7 efg!!!!
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>>555324827

tacoclot wins.
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Fuck. Nothing left to do but go back to sleep..
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>>555324618
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>>555324618
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>>555324970
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>>555324970
NO, THOMAS IS THERE. HE'S LIKE FREDDY. YOU DIE IN YOUR DREAMS, YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE NIGGA
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>>555324970
No, Thomas is waiting for you in dreamland
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>>555323028
damn str8 son
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>>555324970

sleep is for the weak efg.
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>>555324970
Fucking get your lazy ass out of bed
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>>555324970
Goodnight EFG
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>>555324876
Close is never an option.
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>>555324970
Fap fap fap
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>>555324970
just fap and get it over with nigger
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do you guise here the rape train cummin? i don't think it has brakes
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Goodnight EFG, I'm going to go watch Star Wars
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>>555320871
843 reporting in

Myrtle Beach sucks
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>>555325231
you are pretty close right now
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>>555325231
EFG YOU GOTTA STAY AWAKE!
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>>555325363

choo choo mutha fucka
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>>555325231
what will you do about it then EFG?
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>>555325474
Get a 7.
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>>555324128
I'll be taking their bitch back to her place and fucking her in her man's bed. Who the Fuck takes their chick on vacation, shittt.
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>>555325363

>here
>hear
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>>555325669
7 get
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>>555325669
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>>555325669
you made it worse EFG!
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>>555325669
You got 69. Close enough
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>>555325669

god your such a faggot. your mother hates you.
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>>555325669
Here, take mine.
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>>555325710
you dont get it
the bitches here only fuck the dudes with the most camo on
its bunch of redneck fucks
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>>555325719
i'm typing in the dark
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Anyways guys, i'm out. I'll see you next time EFG decides to make an appearance.
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>>555325669
you'll never get a 7 (if i do)
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>>555326102
suck a nigger cock bitch
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>>555325968

there is some classy shit now in cammo. try a little. wear what the old rich white people wear, that shit is fabulous
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>>555325669
You're pathetic. You can't get a seven if your life depended on it.
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>>555326102
Welp, time to screencap and edit both threads.
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>>555326102
see you.
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>>555326214
I bet your one of them reddifags. enjoy the karma
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>>555326178
>classy
>camp
Inbred sister fucker detected
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>>555326102
Well, it was fun.
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>>555326410
kek
being this mad
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>>555326446
>>camp

do you see really rich old white people 'camping'?

fuck no son you don't. they bring a fucking 16 wheeler worth of shit, they don't 'camp'. they live.
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>>555326178
if it aint tiedyed
or some sacred geometry
or some grateful shit on it
i dont want it
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