>>554939710
Bump
I sadly have nothing to contribute

>>554939710
Bamp

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>>554939710
Been waiting for this kind of thread!
Dump commence!

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>>554942186
Seriously guys, this is my OTP

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>>554942307

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>>554942748

i secretly like this alot

>People took the time to make these

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>>554942950

>>554939710
Why do these exist and why do they make me feel empty and lonely.

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>>554943415

>>554939710
omfg I cant believe this is a thing

>>554943283
I'll allow it

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>>554943462

Tumblr girl cuts herself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvYlQejbyVI

Tumblr girl cuts herself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvYlQejbyVI


Tumblr girl cuts herself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvYlQejbyVI

R . I . P .

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>>554943523

>>554943462
Because you are empty and lonely. Sorry man.

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>mfw I saw this thread

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>>554943647

wheres the fucking porn

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>>554943698

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>>554944178

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>>554943647
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww look at the way it spurts out

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I am very drunk and didn't even scan this thread but I am already of approval,

PROCEED!

>>554942307
Sadly its mine too the arts cute

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>>554944293

>>554943283
Join the club dude

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>>554944550

>>554944578
i dont know what it is about it but shit like this is just really satisfying

and like another anon said it makes me feel empty and alone inside too afterwards...

>>554943647
fuck that's one fatass hands yo

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>>554944710

Does anyone have the comic with 4chan fucking tumblr in handcuffs?

>>554944710
Dear god Skrillex, what happened to you?

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>>554945292

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>>554945329
This one?

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>>554945471
This one gave me feelings that have not come out in years.

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>>554943283

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>>554945609
Evidence

Tumblr chick here, this is actually really cute guys, maybe you're all not so bad as I'm told..

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>>554945820
In a way, it's true. It really is forbidden love. If 4chan admits they like tumblr, the stupid "feminists" win, not the actually females on tumblr. If tumblr admits it likes 4chan, they truly depraved psycho neckbeards have won. Two houses, two sites, one forbidden love.

Someone should petition an anime studio to make a shoujo series about Tumblr and 4Chan.

It's a valiant white knight effort but cute pictures won't save tumblr.

i have my b folder arranged chronologically

when was that last tumblr raid?

i think it was last year. maybe 2012....

i have some artwork that was made during that time

>>554945982
Tits or gtfo

>>554945982
Fuck you go away.

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>>554946112

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>>554945982

>>554945982
Really just a small minority are bad

>inb4 newfag
>inb4 go kill urself
>inb4 faggot

>>554945982
If I post shoe on head will you post tits?

>>554943462
It's ok. So am I. Atleast you know it isn't abnormal.

When you go so long without the touch of another person, you start to feel that lonely feeling, but what it is, is lack of oxytocin.

Your brain secretes Oxytocin when you make meaningful physical contact to you. It's key in forming bonds and emotional relationships. It's also why it's so easy to get addicted to pain killers.

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>>554945982
Welcome to /b/. Sure we got some actual depraved, but mainly, just a bunch of people with bad luck and who've been hurt.

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>>554945982
Fool. Now they have to prove you wrong.

>>554946421
>trying his hard
Get out if here faggot

>>554943647
shit like this cant be emulated.

look how fast the spurt direction swaps and ot gets faster as her heart rate increases the alternation goes faster, push, pull, push, pull.

its wickedly addicting, it makes me like cringe looking at the spray but the pooling is mezmerising

>>554946691
oho, he was inb4u

>>554946421
>>554946521
This is how you get your dick sucked guys.

>>554946112
In a way, it's probably a murderer or troll looking for suckers.

>>554946521
>Welcome to /b/. Sure we got some actual depraved, but mainly, just a bunch of people with bad luck and who've been hurt.

What you actually meant to say was

Welcome to /b/. Sure we got some actual people with bad luck who've been hurt, but mainly just a bunch of depraved ones.

>>554945982
tumblr chick here i wish some /b/tard that wasn't like the rest would rescue me from life

>>554946517
Thank you for explaining that anon. Life has been shitty recently.

>>554944985
Same my guilty pleasure as well and do you feel empty or alone?

>>554947008
>rescue me from life
So you want to be murdered?

>>554947126
omg yes pls top trigger, ps "bad" tumblr girls have a diff meaning for "trigger" ;;;;)))))

>>554947126
That's what I was thinking

>>554947008
Do you need a gun or..? I live in Canada but I'm sure I can manage to find a beaver or moose to put you down.

faggots

>>554939710
I'm just going to leave this here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa9KcZ_EWwY

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>>554946305

Le reddit chick here XDDDDDD you guys are pretty funny XD

>>554939710
you are not safe here tumblr

go away

or you may not live to regret it

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>>554947069
i feel both

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>>554945982
It's a love-to-hate relationship with a large smattering of stupidity and taking things too far on each side. Can't live with tumblr, can't live without tumblr.

At least we both like reaction images.

>>554947345

0/10 step it up, see >>554945982 for reference

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>>554939710
bump
we need a a fucking artist we're running out of pics

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>>554947407
It happens to the best of us anon

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>>554947341

Also;

ITT faggots who pretend to be Tumbler girls and are just /b/tards fucking with /b/tards

This is actually very symbolic, what if we made up and became one force? If opposites attract, why can't we? We hate eachother enough, it could be cool.

my irl gf is tumblrfag and gets triggered and buttblasted because she knows I'm involved

>>554947550
Can't show that on a christian board!

Captcha: came irespeak

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>>554947550

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>>554947292
I don't even... Am I supposed to rape you or are you going to enjoy that? I'm so confused.

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>>554947668

>>554947585
;n;

>>554947761
trig-grrr LOLOL!!! ;;;;;xxxxx

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>>554947824

>>554947008
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
BEFORE I COME UNDONE

Would you a tumblrchan?

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>>554947579
What if we really are tumblr girls?
Just hypothetically

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>>554947906

>>554945471
Kinda like this one actually. Saved.;

>>554947585
because then you'd have to be careful of all their triggers and make sure you agree with how theyre always right or you are a shitlord.

>>554945982
your probably off the site but my theory is that most of the new people act like assholes because they think there supposed to. almost everyone does legitimately hate feminists though

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>>554947962
Maybe. If she can mend my dark past, maybe.

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>>554948010

>>554944710
Kek

>>554948001
Then nothing changes, it's still more of the same.

https://www.change.org/petitions/tumblr-that-all-users-of-tumblr-be-labelled-as-mentally-handicapped-landwhales#supporters

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>>554945818
I love those "alot" pictures... a lot...

>>554943283
Yea, but isn't this like way over?

I think this was just a phase for /b/, because no everyone is too edgy for stuff like this.

>>554948001
Then it would mean the patterns we autists are so keen on picking up on are wrong and all we do is sit here and collect data. We are not wrong. If you can not prove it, you are trolling, thats how this place works.

>>554948001

Best one is best.

>>554947962
>would you a ______?
The answer is always yes

>>554948035
Would we though? Eventually, we would get used to each other because we are tired of each other, and we would poke each other for fun.

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>>554948331

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>>554945982

We're not. I wasn't always like this. Someone very close to me did some horrible things when we were together. I've been kinda dead inside ever since. If love doesn't fill the void, maybe hate will, you know?

>inb4 nigger
>inb4 pussy

>>554939710
omg le memes xD

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>>554943608

>>554948331
Father should be the grenade from somethingawful.com

>>554944985
Yeah all i'm getting from this is i'd rather be 4chan than tumblr. Because he looks cool. And he's green. I'm lonely.

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I see the unemployed liberal arts degenerates are hard at work putting those psych, sociology, and design bfa's to work by... making shitty outreach propaganda.

No, I reject his proposal. I don't love you tumblr 'girl' sorry.

>>554948376
i agree, but not everyone wants to let their retard show as constantly as most people do

>>554944293
>4chan invades tumbler
With his penis.

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>>554948518
My thoughts.

>>554948480
No, they just get angry and find someone that will agree with them for sex. I speak from experience, do you?

>>554948378
topless, nao

>>554945982
We're actually normal (read as:majority of people here aren't psychotic/neckbeards) who just come here to be assholes because of the fact were allowed anonymity here, or some of us are actual dicks who come here for the lulz

>>554948701
That'sthejoke.png

>>554948035
Is "shitlord" common slang amongst the tumblr community? A friend of mine is a frequent user and avidly spews "shitlord" in every sentence she says.

>>554945398
touring america happened to him

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Holy fuck my goddamn sides, I love this shit. Keep at the work my good /b/rahs

>>554943647
This is extremely fucked up, tumblr complains about gore than posts gore(oc none the less, which is way worse than what the 16 /b/tards posted).

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This happened 3 hours or so ago

Edgy tumblr girl cut her wrist
shes in hosptial now
http://titmug.tumblr.com/archive

>>554948378
I like how I get civil, on-topic replies when you assume I'm male.

Tits or GTFO gets old.

>>554948772
Nah, pure theoretical curiosity.

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>>554948771

I'm told it gets better, but I don't know team..

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>>554948517

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>>554939710
Some one needs to make a 4chan / Tumblr version of this.

I think Tumble-Fags need to realize when their no longer useful as idiots for the establishment, at the end of the day society sees them as just a bunch of side show freaks, like 4chan.

>>554949116
Tits or gtfo

>>554948973
shitlord comes from Something Awful and when a subforum got shut down there, there was a diaspora of about 500 fucked up people who were just sent into the wilderness of the internet and mostly landed on twitter and tumblr. Terribly sorry but not even goons could stand their psychosis and now the whole internet gets to deal w/ it

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>>554949090
this is gay and hella fake

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>>554949286

would someone just post a picture of tumblr with 4chan's weiner in it so we can get this over with

I started to write a fanfic but i don't know if i should post or not, plus what should i include in the to come sex scene.
Biting, slapping, scratching till blood, hard/rough sex? Any suggestion? Should i post what i have so far?

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>>554946517

God damn I need some oxytocin.

I had sex for the first time 8 months ago... hot, wild sex with a cute girl I met at a party.. still a bit drunk so inhibitions completely gone, that kinky thing even got me to bite her (which I was not aware was something I was comfortable with)

for the following 8 months, I haven't even had so much as a hug.

fuck that, I haven't even had a girl put her hand on me.

why is life such a rollercoaster.. that night I thought my life was going to be great, and this marked the beginning of a whole new territory.. boy was I fucking wrong.

>so alone

>>554949195
Saw that coming.

>>554948518
I did the same, its not so much to fill a void as it is learned behavior. But when bad things happen, you develop defenses against it happening again. Being an asshole is a good way to filter the people in your life. Put up with it long enough, I feel bad and i'll stop and make up for it. No one that isn't worth it will do it.

>>554943647
More? Arterial laceration spurting blood is my fetish.

>>554949232
Ahh.. The more you know.

>>554948014
SAVE ALL OF THEM YOU FUCKING WHORE, WHY CANT YOU BITCHES 4CHAN?

>firefox add-on
'linky'
opens ALL images in tabs

>firefox add-on
'down-them-all'
downloads ALL images in ALL open tabs

BLAM

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>>554949368
IT's real

she has a history of it though and it wasn't just because of anon, was just for attention.

>>554944113
oh, good ol times. Last year I remember seeing a guy riding a bike with a piercing through his dick, and a bunch of white crud was coming out of the piercing.

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>mfw /b/ shows a shred of humanity
fuckin hate you niggers but sometimes you alright

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>>554949373

I've been coming to 4chan since 2011, so I guess that'd be 3ish years. My girlfriend of 8 months has reblogged something like 3000 posts over 2 years. Are we fighting the good fight?

>>554945982
S-same here

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>>554949396
Closer?

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enjoy

>>554949447
There's almost no point to posting. /b/'s more about watching the chaos ensue, that's what I do anyway.

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>>554949616

fucking dead by cancer

>>554949447
The point of Tits or GTFO is for the sake of anonymity. It prevents stupid fucking attention whores from shitposting without showing tits.

So please, tits or gtfo

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>>554949396

Oops!

>>554947579
That and a load of lonely faglords falling for tumblr romanticism when in reality the avatars in all of these pics are jackshit nothing like the real things, but what I'm sure any channer wants them both to be like because we're all a load of lonely faglords and happiness is any human's ultimate goal.

Forget this shit, go out to a social gathering that involves your hobbies, find a qt, and fulfill your "hopeless" romantic ideals.

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>>554949836

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>>554949128
I heard the same. One day, maybe.
Once the fury will be suffocated with something else.
>>554949490
That's the right thing to do.

>>554947507
I could draw them together and shit. I'm fucking good at that shit. Doubt this thread would stay alive though, plus I have a shit webcam to take pics.

>>554947585
Because cp and fat transspecies transgender faggotry would slowly become the Internet, forcing upon us a black hole we would call...chumblr
>it would be a fucking beautiful failed project

>>554949445
It's okay anon the love of my life is gone forever I will never talk to her again and I will probably never fall in love again. It's been like 3 months since I was with her and I still cry every night.

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>>554946157
the best idea ever why has nobody done this do it

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>>554943608

>>554949968
HAAAAAAAAAAA 4CHUMBR oh my god it's like a cross between 4chan and Cucumber

>>554949985
It's 2:36 in the morning here, I'm not exactly in the mood to go out atm.

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>>554948001
>the patriarchy

>>554949445
It's all stupid psychological shit. Realizing this and filtering your emotions is the key to success.

>>554947585
That would be awesome. Ultimate love/hate.

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>>554949128
Well here is the thing. If you can get past all the shit people do and realize its in our nature to be complete shitholes then it's not that bad. /b/ is where you let your instincts take over and whatever you want .

>>554950106

A winrar is you.

>>554950075
>it will be a fucking beautiful failed project

You just summarized all of the internet

But chumblr could be chaos, it would be awesome.

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>>554950224
Anyone still lurking?

This is so fucking cute.

This is probably the most OC to be posted all at once in years, congrats

>>554950106
kek

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>>554948667
Well, me personally, I've been around /b/ for about.. 5 years now I think?

I think this stigma of "we are legion" type shit is just a forced reputation by the people who want to feel like they are a part of something bigger because they're life is unfulfilled. I've talked with anons here who seem like good people, and that alone only backs my belief that /b/ is not special, we are just another internet community with our own general consensus for an ideology, just like any other community out there. Nobody here is actually as cool as they want people to think they are, or as smart, or as funny. We're all just normal people struggling to get through the obstacles and adversity of everyday life, just like anyone else in the world.

The reason I say this is because, things like this whole tumblr v 4chan thing is actually a beautiful thing. It was a small moment in time where users of 4chan (I'm assuming mostly /b/), let down their guard and put away their pseudo reputation in order to make a connection with someone who they thought they hated, only to find out that they shared a lot in common. It's actually a perfect analogy for living on this planet. We all go around with our guards up, because no one wants to get hurt. Everyone wears a mask, and sometimes that mask makes you feel or act a certain way towards a certain demographic or race, or whatever, but when given a chance you can find beauty in the ugliest situation, and love in your most hated enemy. It was a time, when users of /b/ actually gave diversity a chance, and a lot of good things came from it.

Unfortunately it was short lived, and everyone sort of moved on. I think those who were touched by this epidemic were probably changed for the better, and those who weren't able to be a part or witness the miracle of 4chumblr continue to try and further the stigma that 4chan is the elite of the internet.

It's just the tip of the iceberg.

>>554946846
>Implying any of us want our dick sucked
>we actually want anal.

>>554949593
nope,
look at the way the joint doesn't flex when the 'arm' rotates, the position of the hand holding the arm not to mention this was filmed with an iphone in someones hand, which means the tumblrcunt in question would have to have 3 arms.

fucking QED nigger

>>554950458
Always.

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It's like you niggers never heard of paheal.net.

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>>554949090

Top fucking kek, gr8 cut too. I applaud the degenerate hamplanets lengths to hysteria it's willing to travel

>>554949490
>>554950026

She made me want to be a better person, you know? I drink a lot more than I used to, that's probably not good.

All over someone I shouldn't care about, someone that personifies what I've grown to stand against. There's a whole story but who's got time for that shit, right?

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>>554949090

that made me feel ill

I can handle a lot of shit. none of the gore on here fazes me. chainsaw video? seen it. shotgun sid? seen it. that thing from chechnya? seen it. a pregnant lady dead and cut open and her baby dying outside of her womb next to her, umbilical cord still attached? seen it. etc.

this really fucks with me because it's just so god damn unnatural.

every instinct in your body, millions of years of evolution, are urging you to do two things: survive, and reproduce.

suicide by gun I can handle because it's usually spur-of-the-moment and they go quickly.

this... you're fucking shooting blood out and you're calmly sitting there filming it not caring about the pain response from your nerves, the part of your brain that is screaming at you for doing something that may well cause you to die, and telling you to go get a rag, put on pressure, halt the bleeding, call an ambulance, literally anything, yet you're sitting there thinking "oh my look at all my lovely blood, what a special snowflake I am. I'll get so many likes / reblogs for this!"

that just disturbs me so fucking much, nothing else can even come close. how the fuck do these people even exist.

>>554950398
#chumbler

>>554945982
SHOW US YOUR DICK

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>>554950753
It's not that she made you want to be a better person.

Generally, do you have things you like to do that aren't just hobbies like games or etc? But an actual trade? Something you went to or want to go to school for and do for a living?

Or do you feel apathetic about most things, until you were in a meaningful relationship?

>>554949074
>Cold Steel katana
>no td
0/10 would not rape/operate with

>>554950906
We should make this a thing.

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>>554951115

>>554949581
>1/2 of /b/'s hard drives are filled completely with cp because of you

Lolling hard at the lonely, mopey circlejerk going on in this thread.
The keks coming down hard.

>>554950569
>just the tip

>>554950889
>and reproduce
The girl's doing this for attention. You want attention because the more attention you get, the more likely you are to mate. Cause if nobody knows you exist, nobody's giving you the dick.

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>>554950542
holy fuck no

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>>554950106

>>554950889
Normal people really don't just sit there. That's why it's the lowest success rate, your brain literally just flips its shit and is like NAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW and you freak out and call 911. It's rarely ever successful because it takes too long and your brain pretty much just nopes out of there and tells you to stop trying to kill it.

>>554948134
Holy shit I need more of 4chan's model.
He looks so sly and badass.

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>mfw the cartoon tumblr girl who represents a "community" of 0/10 landwhale dykes is depicted as a 9/10 hottie

>>554951328

I really doubt she's getting dick for proving herself to be an unstable mate

Anyone care to tell me the name of that Tumblr girl?

>>554951328
and all she had to do was post a timestamp of tits asking for someone to give her d and make her feel important. She'd of had over 2000 applications within an hour. shes just psycho

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>>554951632
Because the fucking 4chan mascot is any more truthful to reality?

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>>554951584
Aaaaannnd I'm out of material.
Goodnight /b/ros, keep it going. Might be lurking.

If the situation were to arise, would 4chan defend Tumblr from a greater evil? Or would we just stand back and observe the chaos?

Okay so these two are like perfect together seriously!
4chan X tumblr
4ever

Why do you people even fucking care if tumblr-femnazis posts on 4chan sometimes. People on 4chan can't even shitpost hard enough to arouse the attention of the mods.

Also femnazis autocorrects to feminism, kekeke.

>>554951632
>marketing

requesting someone start churning out aesthetically accurate pictures plz. Both sides look a little too glamorous

>>554951796
You're a fa..naaa fuck it they do look cute.

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>>554951163

I've got a job, a meaningful one, I'm a paramedic.

The thing is I know that she'd come running if I called her. I know she feels the same way, she'd drop everything to right it all, but, it's been two years. I still love her and I feel so guilty for it. We almost got married. It went to shit though.

I'm sorry team, I'm just rambling. I just never get to talk about it.

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>>554951787
What do you think?

>>554950753
I can listen to, I love stories.
Being heard across /b/rothers, this is the best.

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>>554951787
I'll take "Stupid Questions with Obvious Answers" for $200, Alex.

>>554952001
i think ur mom is a good fuck :^)

>>554951972
At first i was WTF at the pairing then i was "Holy fuck i love this!"

It's like no one can resist 4Chumbr

>>554950398
>ring-a-ding ding, baby.
I actually want to see this happen, anyone who types boards.4chan.org/b/
Will go to a new site, anyone who goes to tumblr.com will go to a new site also, you may choose anonymity, or make your own profile,and it would be called...
4tumblr.org/b/
It will be chaos anarchy couldn't even dream of

my god this thread is pissing me the fuck off

>>554939710
I've been out the whole day, what the fuck happened with Tumblr?

In a nutshell at least?

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>>554952171
>:^)

>>554951679
>>554951701
I never said she was sane, that's just her mindset.

Source: My mom did it in highschool.

>>554951870
Because, some users feel territorial over this thing that they consider to be a gem.

To a degree I guess I understand, for some, /b/ is a place where people actually get to be themselves because they are blessed with anonymity. In the real world, words and actions have consequences, and more times than often the person in question is usually oppressed by their friends or family to some degree. Unfortunately, more often than not they are more of the problem than the solution.

The irony of it all is that the people that complain about others shitposting and being cancer is that they are the shitposters and cancer.

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>>554951995
>I'm sorry team, I'm just rambling.
It's ok coach
we're here for you

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tumblr and 4chan are the same thing

>>554952239
Please make this a thing. I want this to be a thing.

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>>554951784
I lied! Moar

>>554951787
If there's one thing consistent with 4chan it's that, as a whole, we're the devil's advocates. If this hypothetical greater evil was the common mindset and Tumblr's common argument actually made sense, chances are most of us would defend it. Save the edgy faggots that care more about Tumblr v.s 4chan than 4chan v.s ignorance.

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>>554951781
Yes, in fact. It is.

The green anon dude is featureless, because he is anon. anon rarely posts selfies to /b/, and when he does he is ridiculed by other anons for ceasing to be anon and, at this point, sharpies enter poopers or gtfo. If the tumblr twats weren't so obsessed with plastering their own faces all over their blogs then perhaps I would be willing to suspend disbelief and consider the possibility that they really are a bunch of cute hipster girls. However, they do insist on shitposting their ugly mugs everywhere, so when I see that girl I know it is inaccurate.

>>554951787
>implying we aren't the greater evil

>>554949623
femanon here for ... too many years. And my manfriend has a gigantic tumblr feed. I think you're probably fighting the good fight

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>>554952426
What it comes down to
>offensive assholes vs. offended assholes

>>554951995
Then your issue isn't as deep as i had thought. Simply go at it again, take it emotionally slower, have your own schedule and things to do and as it goes on if will blossom again, if it isn't meant to be you will see the signs coming, and you will get the closure you need to move on this time.

Some people dwell too much. You'll never feel right if you feel there might have been a chance the relationship you put together in your head could be real.

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>>554952243

>>554943462
shut up, take a shower, grow a pair, and go talk to a girl

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>>554950569
>I've been on /b/ for about... 5 years now I think?

I genuinely hope you're lying to me. I'm popping in here to see what the fuck is supposed to be happening with this tumblr v 4chan thing, and I truly, genuinely hope you're lying to me that someone would choose to spend five years on /b/. Not even on 4chan, but /b/, probably the biggest fucking cesspool you can get to without going deep web.

I thought this board was a phase for most people, where underages come to act retarded before maturing and getting old of /b/ and moving onto a board that more suites their interests, or is at least fucking better than this place.

>>554952239
Shit, I'd browse it

>>554951787
I feel like it would be a "tumblr is our site to fuck with, go raid funnyjunk" thing or something. Or at least, 4chan's initial reaction and feeling.

>>554951962
I don't think you are all aware that this is something that legitimately happened a few years back.

Male users from 4chan met up with female users from tumblr and had lots of sex. This isn't someone trying to force a raid, this is harking back on a moment of real triumph for /b/