what a gimmick

>>551944781
try this stuff, man

maybe you want to use permalink: http://porn-up.me/

>>551945114
No thanks. I am deaf.

>>551945439
>deaf
ORLY? But you can fap without ears

>>551944580
Can you make it to where you can choose the video?

>>551945572
>implying I masturbate to whores with an inch of makeup on.
>implying I even wakeup.

>>551945670
>Can you make it to where you can choose the video?
Did you mean categories at redtube or whole source of porn?

>>551944580
Intruging idea. I'll give it a try.

>>551945752
hey you know what fuck you heaven ive only been here since the beginning of summer but i've seen u talking shit everywhere

>>551945875
Both work. By whole source do you mean a particular video?

>>551946602
lol

thanks for feedback, we're doing our service better and making new features every time and you can wait some more to get what you want (choosing categories, for example)

Can I get it to wake me up to a meticulously performed rendition of tubgirl, goatse, lemonparty and bluewaffle changing in time to musical peaks?

>>551947023
haha, cool idea. In da future maybe you can

>>551946602
1/10 b8

>>551944580
A whole lot of energy spent keeping that v-card

>>551945439
>No thanks. I am deaf.

If being deaf hinders your porn usage I hope you an hero tonight

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>>551953264
buuummmp

not enough nugget

>>551952997
>>551952997
>>551952997
>>551952997

worst. photoshop. fail. evar.

i have the original somewhere. it's hot. this is not.

>>551953051
>alarm clock
>i am deaf
>i hope you an hero
>implying you werent here until last winter

because nothing says skeezy desperate loser like a porno alarm clock. Porn is for the occasional jerking off, not to wake up to like some pathetic faggot.

im really in the mood for arby's

So every time I wake up it's either shoddy porn-groove-jazz or "So, today we have here <insert typical pornstar name here> and how old are you '18'" over and over?

>>551944580
>porn-up.me
doesn't work on smart phones, this would not be good for me since my computer is a desktop computer.

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>>551957052 you will wake up with random porn from redtube (and other tubes soon) without any questions, except time when you want to be woken

Breaking news; everyone loves tits. Keep the pictures coming.

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>>551957636
it should be because of flash. we make html5-video version for mobiles in a few days.

>>551958079
ok well when that happens i will use it

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>>551957636
Whythe fuck would you turn you computer off when you go to sleep?

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>>551958328
we plan on Friday. Check our site that day

>>551944580
are the porns amateurs ?
can you sellect categorie of the porn ?

>>551957832
So yes?

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>>551958935 porn goes from a few categories, amaturs, teens, lesbians, etc. Soon - I think, on Friday too - we give the ability to specify tags

What the fuck. I already resist the urge to masturbate all damn day. I don't need to wake up to fucking porn.

>>551960124
Guy, it's funny. Also you can use it 4 a whole day, anytime. Randomize, custom fap-time, that stuff

>>551957052
There is no fucking annoying age acceptance, just set the time, wait or do somdthing and fap! It's simple and easy for you

>>551953051
>>551945439
>>551945572

>alarm clock
>implying sound
>DEAF
fucking idiots
it's not like the app is just gonna jump up and suck his dick

>>551962636
in love

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i like waking up with a dick in my ass sir thank you

>>551964379
oh god she's a train wreck

>>551944580
So, big problem... I just tried it, the clip it played was about 30 seconds long with almost no sound. That ain't waking nobody up.

Why wouldn't it keep playing randoms until you stop it. That's one additional line of code.

>>551965113 we have protection from this situation - if you dont wake up in a five minutes, we run one of these videos, where girls screaming a lot

up

go

again

next

sup

also

dvach

and

>>551944580
>>551965764
go the fuck back to brazil or india or russia or wherever you're from, stop posting this crap here and stop spamming /b/ you fucking unamerican newfag. nobody's going to download your shitty porn app, it's a terrible idea and an awkward way to wake up if you live with people, like most of these middleschoolers.

new

>>551967756
no

like

>>551968030
yeah

done

cocks

>>551968325
nope

>>551968494
ja also cocks

nature

fast

giant

care

rate

market

train

election

chan

moto

seduce

space

art