if any other 239fags in the naples area have drugs please let me know what you have

>>611406637

The story:
>brandon comes to /b/ with pa request, target is tim, whose ugly gf he just stole
>/b/ makes contact with tim. an alliance is born
>/b/ doxes brandon, exposes his faggotry and pedophilic tendencies
>raid begins, hilarity ensues
>much embarrassment for brandon and his ugly gf. anon allegedly en route to brandons house
>brandon attempting damage control, obviously futile
>so much butthurt
>so much glory
>so much lulz
So some guys went to his house to fuck him up, but haven't responded yet.

<---- Brandon's FB friends telling him to post his sob story on /b/

First thread: https://4archive.org/b/thread/611369954
Second thread: https://4archive.org/b/thread/611380949
Third thread: https://4archive.org/b/thread/611390334
Fourth thread: https://4archive.org/b/thread/611398917

Brandon Strickler
>/brad.michael.104?fref=ts
>Snapchat: b_boi239
>Phone: 2394655375

Sex Offender
>http://offend er.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/flyer.do?personNbr=90619

Address:
>10876 Dean St
>Bonita Springs, FL 34135-9030

Work
>http://www.barbe etileandmarble.com/contact.html
>Twitter: barbeetile
>Barb [email protected]

Girlfriend
>profile. php?id=100009504783661&pnref=lhc
>Twitter: /KatieGillespieM/
>2nd fb: /kaitlyn.gillespie.12?__nodl
Her mom: /alicia.l.gillespie

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>>611407013
Forgot pic

BRING ON THE ONIONS

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Boop

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>inb4 losers brandonposting


AWAITING ONIONFAG AND ANY OTHER 239 FAGS PRESENT

stay optimism

let's do this

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This is the longest running thread ive ever been a part of.

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>>611406637
OP from second and third thread here, now OP of fifth thread.

>bumping with tits

>>611407013
Thank you, based anon.

kekekekekeke onion chan

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>>611407013
Good pasta, anon. Keep up the good work

>>611407013
Shit, kudos for this, serious gold here

first

bump you big old dogs

Bumper cars

>>611406637
bump

Fist bump

any info on onionfag and walmartfags?

I hope all the fags that are at walmart are following what threads to be on.

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More pictures of Brandon's FB from the first thread

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Bump for the Onions

>>611407013
Don't forget all his random petty crimes.

And the true story of how his pedestary became known to the world.

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Bumping with onions

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Bampin with obliteration

Aww we want the Bump, gotta have that Bump

Does onionfag have the balls?

>>611407488
All we know now is onionfag is going to target. Walmartfags are just now gathering

Justice bump

Bumping with hope for possible onion glory

>>611406999
>trips

Give this man some drugs.

Aaaaaaand this is why I never post personal info on /b/.

>>611407696
Why is he going to target? dey closed

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Did someone say onions?

Has the faggot parked around the corner taken a pic/TS yet??

Thx for backup

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>>611407528
God created that fb post for this moment

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>>611407200
OP here again. We need to archive this thread as well.

>bumping with tits

>>611407887
Not yet

Bump the onion

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Brandon & his whore, from the first thread

Bumpin

>Bump it

FUCKING HELL, FINE I WILL ARCHIVE AGAIN

Boop

>>611407872
He didn't say why. I honestly don't can't think of a reason.

Thread #4 404'd...

Onionon allegedly around the block from Brandon's domicile
Wal-Mart fags allegedly en-route, one recently at a 7-11 in Fort Meyer

High chance of bullshit

>>611408094
Good. Archive bitch.

>>611408065
That bitches titties sag so low, they have shoes on

>>611408094
doing god's work, anon

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Attenborough reporting in

Bump for the children in the school he lives by

Archived:
> http://4archive.org/b/thread/611406637

dis bump is for the uglies

>>611408094
WUV YOUUUUU

where are 239 fags claiming to be in the area? post pic of brandons house. this shit is getting old fast

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>>611408094
Thank you anon. Here's a picture for all your troubles

OMW to Walmart. I'll be there in 30 mins

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>>611407956
Old thread dead, make sure we keep this bumped so everyone can find this again.

>moar tits

>>611408094
God's chosen

>>611408394
kek, it's worth it now

>>611408170
He's going to the target, as in brandon's house.

>>611408418

BULLSHIT. Timestamp.

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>>611407013
>>611406637

>>611408394
Gross. Take it back.

Bump'er pool

bmppfffyt

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Dis gun b gud, bump

>>611408518
there's no target near brandon's house I just checked

>>611408206
This.
Those faggots never gave us timestamp with proof where they are.

>>611407146
Me too.. Amazed by the fact that all those ADD twats actually made it this far without getting distracted

>>611408387
im a 239fag but i'm all the way on marco and i ain't driving that far

We need to regain our former glory today /b/rothers. I fucking love you twisted fucks. Make me proud 239fags. For else this day will be known as the day the 239fags failed the /b/reatheren.

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Step 1. Poop in bag
Step 2. Place bag
Step 3. Light bag

>>611408170
Fuck my grammar I'm drunk right now (consider this my third BUMPPPP)

Bump ba da dee doober die

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>>611408691

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bamp for epic bread
I can feel it cuming!!

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>>611408094
OP of this thread thanks you, anon.

>>611408526
What's the significance of Walmart to this story. I don't get why it keeps getting mentioned?

4 threads in people still think a bunch of 16yo going to brandons house

>>611408635
What's that pudgy little man drinking in that picture?

Thanks for commenting. :)

>>611408691
Jesus Christ

>>611408691
do you guys mean target as the shopchain or as in goal?

>>611408800
Brandon works at the walmart

>>611408800
his place of work is my first guess

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>>611408692
I want to believe.

>>611408829
His own urine

bump & re-archive:
http://4archive.org/b/thread/611406637

>>611408764
If there are people out front, how is that going to happen?

>>611408800
Some fag were going to meet there and proceed on to Brandon's.

>>611408904
No, he works as a tiler and a DJ.

>>611407013
Why wouldn't you include Tim's dox?

I would like to know Tim's address

>>611408891
the fucking target of the goddamn onion launcher, i.e. brandon's house

>>611408891
Maybe he meant going to house

>>611408800
They were meeting up there so they could all assault the house at once.

>>611408904
>>611408939

kek no. They were just meeting there. His work is posted in the information we know section

>>611409017
Who's Tiler and DJ? do they work at Walmart too?

>>611408961
HAHA :D! Does laughing at that make me an oddball?

Nice pic. :)

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>>611407013
Fuck off Tim. Brandon doesn't even look like he knows how to turn a computer on, much less find this place.

We all know it was you.

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>>611408546
Oh sorry. Here's another picture
Also bump.

>>611408939
>>611408904

Wrong, he works at some shitty tile company. Walmart was just a meeting location near his address.

>>611409024
Don't think we got Tim's address. His phone number is in the chat screenshot posted on FB >>611407506

>>611409024
Tim isn't pedo

>>611409024
fuck off brandon

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>>611409186
1. create thread pretending to be Brandon requesting personal arm
2. Wait about 15-20 replies.
3. Post a reply outing Brandon as a registered sex offender and challenge thread to come to my defense, successfully accomplishing reverse personal army
4. ???
5. Profit.

>>611409186
copy, meet paste

>>611408518
Oh shit, that makes since, I'm drunk atm so this whole experence is amazing

>>611409212
I thought they were meeting at Target?

>>611409009
Step 4. I don't fuckin know anon.. What I gotta think of everything, I'm just a fatfuck sittin on the couch

>>611409186
>same pic and post as last thread

Give it up, Brandon

>>611408904
Ah. I missed that.

Does /b/ really think that a bunch of anons (probably all traps) are going to meet up and not spend hours sucking each other's cocks?

They're going to walk in the story, yell DUBS, then go back to sucking each other off.

they're meeting at walmart to rally, real shit happens after. imo, this isnt worth the drive or sleep deprivation, so chances are, bullshit

>>611409301
see >>611409352

>>611409313
that's good

>>611409225
Also wrong.. fuck's sakes

address is in here
http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/flyer.do?personNbr=90619

>>611409186
>>611409301
This is already old pasta. Get out of our thread.

>>611406637

when you get the ashes, you can make soup.

>>611409474
That's Brandon's address, anon was asking for Tim's

>>611409474
That's Brandon's address you fucking numpty

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Spanish student bumping from institute for the criminal insane

>>611409203
this picture just made me so horny. I need to brb

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Backup Thread:
> >>611409651
Re-archived:
> http://4archive.org/b/thread/611406637

>>611409186
samefag/10

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sorry its taking so long I just passed Aliko road I'm now atcorkscrew Boulevard

>>611409401
Brandon looks like a gun owner who's dumb enough to use it unnecessarily.

>>611409713
stop making your shitty backup threads faggot

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>>611408800
There's always a Walmart involved in a white trash love story

>>611409611
>>611409605

Ahh ballsack.. well I went four threads without looking like a jackass.. it was time I guess

I love you /b/ never change

>>611409746
omg. He's ISIS?

>>611409352
probably not Brandon posting, but the saggy skank he "stole" from Tim. That's also possibly who kept claiming he met a 17 yeast old at a bay, before the story was blown apart when an anon found the original story.

>>611409770
take your time

>>611409026
Are we just ignoring the fact that this wigger probably has a gun and will shoot our fedorable neckbearded anons before they can even fire off their first onion?

>>611409798
I'll fucking do whatever I want bitch

>>611409746
Brandon the white trash wannabe blood. Look at the bulls hat

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>>611409186
>>611409301
This image was faked using an app
>http://simitator.com/generator/facebook/chat
Tim was the Op of the original thread and you are all gullible new fags.

is the other 2395 getting to Walmart

>>611409936
you're wasting thread space, save 4chan's ram for quality threads

>>611408537
kek

>>611409879
fuck off brandon

>>611409856
kek

Lived in 239 area all my life but at college in Gainesville gg can't help otherwise I'd go

>>611409430
>>611409942

>>611409770
Anon just deliver

>>611409942

noone fucking cares

what relation?

/brandonbrenda.strickler

>Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi
>Hope for two...The Pregnant with Cancer Network
>Teen Mom Fanpage
>Snooki
>Walmart

so many white trash interests. god these people are disgusting.

>>611409910
then he goes to prison.

either way, his life is fucked. and that's what we want. if anon dies, he dies - so be it, sacrifice is necessary for glory.

>>611409942
it's fake yet you've found every single thread that's been recreated and keep posting the same shit. fuck off brandon

>>611410058
>4chan's ram
don't worry, they can download some extra ram :^)

>>611409796
He's a felon. But then again ya never know. They don't care anyway one of them is high off of vyvanse or some shit. He's all amphetamined up. He'd probably get shot and walk it off lol

>>611409910
I would KILL for that to be on the news

>>611409910
i don't care either way to be perfectly honest, but if he did, he'd go to jail for life.

>>611409942
Dear Autist(s),
I'd like to inform you that with the fake message generator, and in the Facebook Messages themselves, you can't "Like" a message, only comments. It was commented, not messaged.
2/10 for being retarded.

>>611410177
>5 threads
>no one cares

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Does Brandon's work know he's a sex offender?

>>611409942
Read his comments on the girl's Facebook. He's fucking stupid. No way he could think of doing that.

>>611410316

noone cares whether the shit's fake you retard. we're just here for the keks

>>611410328
Second Thread.

>>611409942
Obviously fake, facebook isn't in russian

>>611410457
obvs

>>611409770
>>611409896
>>611410162
it's fucking raining in ft myers right now. this dude is trolling. dry roads.

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>>611409910
I agree. I don't want any of my /b/ffs getting shot. Guys, think of all the dank memes you'll never get to see again :(

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>>611410278
You're the real autist here.

>>611410182
Florida has stand your ground law tho

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>>611409942
It doesn't matter.
/b/ has been awoken
Someone must pay
We are /b/
This is what we do
Stop rationalizing
>Onion cannon

>>611410394
Bump

>>611410182
Zimmerman got off for more in Florida. Anons have an onion cannon plus plenty of archived evidence of intent to harm/vandalize. He could probably get away with the "I feared for my life" argument

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>>611410278
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.maavratech.fakewall&hl=en

The Only Facebook app that lets you troll people by making fakewall posts.

This is a fun application developed by a group of friends looking for ways to pull a gag on each other. This application will help its users to make fake Facebook wall posts along with comments and likes.

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>>611409770
Anon don't fucking crash because we want you to deliver

>>611410058
Only trying to help 4 keks
Archived:
> http://4archive.org/b/thread/611406637

How far are these anons from Tampa? My ex gf needs an onion too because he fucked my friend (I live in Virginia)

>>611410666

yeah but you can't flim flam the zim zam

"can't flick flack the strick strack" just doesn't have the same ring

>>611410666
Exactly. He's a felon but you never know. Idk pretty sure hell he'll be sleeping it's almost 3:00 am

>>611410666
But but "The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

LOL

>>611410534
Lets just pretend its real

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Update

>>611409942
Nice damage control for your friend chester the tear drop tattooed molester akhmed. You're doing great.

>>611409186
>>611409301
>>611409942
>>611410749

I'm starting to agree with this dude.

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>>611410927
Dis gun b good

>>611410927
God speed

>>611410927
Pls be real

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>>611410927

>>611410938
Why are you so much in support of Tim?

>>611410552
>>611410666
well, on second thought, better not put him in a position when he can kill someone. he'll just think it's cool.

better to abandon the whole thing and continue ripping into him online, where he can't shoot anyone.

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>>611410927

>>611410927
gotta go fast

>>611410539
Probably won't be able to see more rare pepes again...

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>>611411069
Not of Tim, of lulz.

It's a damed cannon that shoots fucking onions you autists, he's not gonna be at shooting distance let alone aware of the shooting direction faggots

>>611410749
>This application will help its users to make fake Facebook wall posts along with comments and likes.
>and likes

>>611410278
The jiggs up Tim. We found the app that you used.

>>611411072
Shut the fuck up grandma

>>611410927
the the hell is this guy going to do?

better not be something pussy like tanning his windows. i want to see this poor bastard terrorized.

Have we doxed Tim yet?

>>611411069
Groupthink.. Duh!

>>611410927
Thanks anon kek
Backup thread:
> >>611409651
Archive:
> http://4archive.org/b/thread/611406637

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>>611410927

>>611411072
I think it's too late for that lol. A few anons are all drugged up about to vandalize his house ( I sense bs tho..)

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It might be fake but so what

This is /b

Does /b look focused to you??

Does it look like rational thoughts run through /b's mind???

>>611410950
that's all too elaborate for anyone that browses /b/

>>611411319 fuck off brandon

>>611410255
>>611410257
I can see it now. "With fedoras and watches synchronized and the house surrounded, three members of the hacker group Anonymous run into a Florida mans home and yell "TRIPS!" before being fatally shot. More news at 10:00. Back to you, John"

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>>611408635
You were in that thread huh

what's up with all the white knights of onions? am I the only one who wants to see this shit or are you just gonna keep arguing about who started the thread and why I should care

>>611411236
Wouldn't it be funnier if the person who initiated the personal army had it blow up in his face?

The person who initiated all of this is Tim. He deserves to be in tears for even trying to use 4chan as a personal army.

>>611411256
>Implying anons aren't autistic to the point where they will probably pull up in front of his house and start firing onions at point blank range

>>611411406
nice try Tim.

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>>611411499
KEK

>>611411331
no. because it's funnier to turn on brandon. plus he's a sex offender.

>>611411529
>Wouldn't it be funnier if the person who initiated the personal army had it blow up in his face?

That's what's happening now, Brandon, and it's HILLARIOUS

>>611411619
My sides>>611411631

>>611411529
I'm beyond who started it. I'm now just interested in seeing glorious onions fly

>>611411512
Not even mate, did some1 archive ?

>>611411265
Fuck you Brandon.

Not an invite, I'm too old for you, 19 years.

>>611411518
It's because we've been waiting an incredibly long while for delivrary, and we all have ADD so we need to find a conspiracy to argue about. But I'm with you. No fucks given just here for lulz

With fedoras and watches synchronized and the house surrounded, three 4chans run into a Florida mans home and yell

Can we have le dank memes with Brandon's mugshots? Photoshop anons please

What's with the "onions" thing?

Re-archived (AGAIN):
> http://4archive.org/b/thread/611406637

Fuck i need to sleep but i need to know how this pans out.

>>611406999
got dabs man

>>611411965
a guy with a potato gun doesn't have potatoes so he's gonna shoot onions at brandon

>>611411965
Read the threads, faggot.

>>611411965
potato fag is dead. onionnanon was born

>>611411965
kill yourself

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update to

Bumper

>>611411965
brandon works as a chef and his specialty is an onion salad

I don't care who is to blame in this. Just witnessing a /b/ call to arms warms my heart

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Tim, I want you to picture it: Brandon's hard, throbbing cock sliding into your girlfriend's pussy as she squirts all over him. The sounds of her moaning has he pounds her pussy all night in ways you never thought were possible.

It's whats going to happen later tonight Tim. Your girl is going to cum all over Brandon's dick.

239 fag on backup thread:
>>611409651

>>611412108
>>611412108
This is it

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have a bump

>>611411069
Why are you so much in support of faggot?

Honest to god, he's a real life scumbag steve. You're defending k-fed right now.

>>611411631
if you think i'm tim you're basically acknowledging im a genius for orchestrating this elaborate and clever ruse.

or you could believe the more likely scenario. that some dumb fuck white trash idiot posted the shit here and it completely blew up in his face because he's a moron. also, tim looks like just a big of a dipshit as brandon. no way either of them pulled off anything clever.

>>611412108
at least one onion thru a window and i'll be happy

>>611412216
Brandon, I want you to picture it: Tim's hard, throbbing cock sliding into your mouth as you salivate all over him. The sounds of you moaning as he pounds your face all night in ways you never thought were possible.

It's what you've always dreamed of Brandon. Tim is going to cum all over your face.

>>611412360
FUCK. Tried to close. Epileptic fit. Accidentally full screened.

Who the fuck is tim, the only pedo wigger florida trash who deserves shitstorm evidenced is Brandon....ffs

>>611412048
go to bed. nothing is going to happen. nothing ever happens.

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>>611412360
sauce?

>>611412508
youre not the only one anon

>>611411529
All I'm saying is the only thing worst then a nigger is a wannabe nigger.

>>611412478
I'm not Brandon, Tim. I like Brandon a lot more than I like you though.

Brandon is a really cool guy and he doesn't afraid of anything.

>>611412700
oh you :P

>>611412216
Fat flabs flying as she rides that little soft prick. Floppy tiities helicoptering around her head. Dirty fish stench filling the house.

>>611412216
If only the bitch looked half as good as that... No, these young wiggers are fighting over a total minger, a Skankasaurus Rex.

>>611412556
>he didn't read the thread
>not even the op
Low effort scum of the earth.

>>611411965
>What's with the "onions" thing?

Autismo is weak

>>611412570
Kek, bump

>>611412570
KeK. Nice one anon

>>611412108
>4 miles
HE'LL BE THERE IN LIKE 5 MINUTES

>>611412570
I would love to see updated fb pics of brandumb bitching about glass and onion on his floor.