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C

smash the box open, rub one out, when leave

>>550257793
A

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>>550257793
bumping with a better look.

>>550257793
A

Nice fingerbox, OP.

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>>550258154

stick your dick inside the first hole you find

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>>550258161
>>550258335
The moment your finger contacts the object, you hear a faint “Ding!” somewhere outside the room, and you become aware of a quiet ticking sound, it sounds as if it's coming from all directions.

As you carefully manipulate the object, you begin to think of it as a box... yes there's definitely a “boxy” sort of feel to it, even though it doesn't actually have any straight lines or right angles.

The Box is heavier than it looks, and smells like some kind of spice, but you can't quite think of the name. You hear something rattle inside as you pick it up and give it a gentle shake; you also notice an inscription on the bottom, it reads “D. Wood”
As you put the box back on the table, your thoughts catch up with you, “Bay leaves!”

>>550258967
Dick wood, obviously meant for your dick.

>>550258967
Examining the Box produces no further insights, looks like you are back to your original choices:

A: Attempt to remove the top piece.

B: Attempt to remove the corner piece.

C: Attempt to remove the bottom piece.

>>550259234

A

>>550259234
A

>why not

>>550259348
>>550259408
You tug on the lid, and quickly realize that it's locked in place by another piece.
What do you do?

A: Attempt to remove the top piece.

B: Attempt to remove the corner piece.

C: Attempt to remove the bottom piece.

Why is there no "Pray to Jesus" option?

>>550259606
i stick with A

>>550259606
A

>>550259348
lets do A then

>>550259606
D. because dick wood

>>550259781
supporting Dick wood

>>550259234
Smash box, cut dick on splinters, masturbate furiously, open box with magic of semen, digest key, shit key out, digest key and shit, shit key out, fail to open door because of shit covered key, do a 360 and walk forward.

>>550259692
>>550259734
>>550259743

Something makes you think that trying again is a good idea, in case you did something wrong the first time.

You grunt a little as you pull on the lid with all your might, to no avail. Even though the material appears to be wood, it cant be - the lid would have broken off by now with the sheer force you applied to it.

You sit down, exhausted, trying to decide what to do next:
A: Attempt to remove the top piece again.

B: Attempt to remove the corner piece.

C: Attempt to remove the bottom piece.

>>550260215
c

>>550260215
B please.

>>550259234
B

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>>550260386
>>550260412
In a moment of clarity you tug on the corner piece, it easily slides up, and separates from the Box. You set it on the table.
Now you're getting somewhere!

What do you do next?

A: Examine the corner piece more closely.

B: Attempt to remove the top piece.

C: Attempt to remove the bottom piece.

>>550260671
A

>>550260671
A

>>550260671
C

>>550260671
B

C

>>550257793
> You wake up in a dimly-lit room,
> devoid of all furniture except
> a wooden table. Behind you is
> a steel door with a number pad,
> it appears that a numeric code
> is necessary to unlock the door.
>
> On the table, there is a... thing,
> for lack of a better word. It
> appears to be made of several
> interlocking pieces of wood.
> Since there is nothing else around,
> you have a strong suspicion that
> this object contains the key
> to freedom.
>
> What do you do?
>
> A: Examine the object more closely.
>
> B: Attempt to remove the top
> piece.
>
> C: Attempt to remove the corner
> piece.
>
> D: Attempt to remove the bottom
> piece.
>
>>first choice with two votes
> is the way we go. Later will
> up it to 3.5

>>550260671
A please.

>>550260771
>>550260782
The corner piece is a solid chunk of lacquered wood. At first, the shape reminds you of jigsaw puzzles you used to play with as a child, but your mind quickly makes a leap to a recent series of popular horror films, “I hope this isn't gonna be that kind of day...”

What do you do next?


A: Attempt to remove the top piece.

B: Attempt to remove the bottom piece.

>>550260992
B

>>550260386
>>550260938
You're a polite guy.

>>550260992
B

>>550260992
A

>>550260992
B

>>550260992
B please!

>>550260992
A

>>550257793
If it's not a fingerbox, I ain't touching it

>>550261042
>>550261106
The bottom piece appears to be firmly wedged in place, some sort of internal mechanism must be holding it in place. Something on the inside does rattle a little as you manipulate and move the box around.

Looks like there's only one thing left to do...

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>>550261678
Having exhausted all other options, you try to move the top piece. The “lid” slides away freely, revealing three oddly-shaped compartments. They appear to contain more wooden objects.

What do you do next?

A: Attempt to remove the left piece.

B: Attempt to remove the center piece.

C: Attempt to remove the right piece.

D: Go back to the side piece.

>>550261678
I'm stupid, just tell me what's the thing left to do.

>>550261678
turn it over Herman!

>>550262014
C

>>550262014
A

>>550262014
A

This is one of the best threads I have seen in a while.

>>550262014
Smash the fuck out of it with my bare hands, not really bothering about the splinters or bleeding, grab key and run out.

>>550262308
You're a very nice person.

>>550262358
It's a number code inside. I assume some Da Vinci Code nonsense is occurring and smashing the box will cause the code to be destroyed...

>>550262014
A

>>550262308
Same

>>550262465
And you're a faggot, OP

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>>550262190
>>550262303
The left piece lifts out of it's compartment, on the front you can see what might be a drawer, but without any kind of handle.

What do you do next?

A: Put the piece back in the Box for now.

B: Leave the Left piece on the table and try the Center piece instead.

C: Leave the Left piece on the table and try the Right piece instead.

D: Try and pull the “drawer” out.

>>550262540
Ok well then I will tak each piece off carefully with my dick and cum all over it.

>>550262745
D

>>550262745
D

>>550262745
B

>>550262308
>>550262651

thanks! we're just getting started.

>>550262665
wouldnt have it any other way

>>550262745
D

>>550262950
No, the other guy's id starts with OP...but you're also a fag. Please continue with your great thread, real OP

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>>550262907
>>550262912
To your surprise, the “drawer” easily slides out as you give the thing a gentle tap. You can now see that this “drawer” itself appears to be a miniaturized version of the Left piece, and also has a smaller drawer without a handle.

What do you do next?

A: Reassemble the left piece and put it back in the box for now.

B: Leave the Left assembley on the table and try the Center piece instead.

C: Leave the Left assembley on the table and try the Right piece instead.

D: Go on, and remove the smaller drawer to see what's inside.

exhausted from trying to open a box in this scenario am i fat fuck

>>550263490
D

>>550263490
D

>>550263490
D, and if it's another box just open it

>>550263734
this

>>550263490
D
>>550263559
if you haven't noticed, this is b

>>550263490
D

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>>550263639
>>550263716
>>550263734
>>550263982
>>550263898
The next drawer also easily slides out, and contains another, even smaller, drawer. You begin to think that whoever made this stupid box laughing maniacally is at this very moment somewhere far, far away. The ticking sound grows a bit louder.

>>550264573
Keep opening, there must be something at the end

>>550264573
take the next drawer out

>>550264573
open it fucking please

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>>550264573
we have to go deeper

>>550264573
I trigger the bomb and end it all

>>550264573
Open that shit.

Remove the centerpiece, these drawers are getting us nowhere

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>>550264573
*is* laughing maniacally.

Having committed to this path of the box, you forge ahead, and slide out the next drawer, you are greeted by a welcome sight: emptiness. The drawer has nothing in it.
“Well, at least they stopped getting smaller.” you mumble to yourself.

What do you do next?

A: Reassemble the left piece and put it back in the box for now.

B: Leave the Left assembley on the table and try the Center piece instead.

C: Leave the Left assembley on the table and try the Right piece instead.

D: Examine the left piece assembley more closely.

>>550264843
Dat gif, piss came out.

>>550265261
D

>>550265261
D

>>550265261
B

>>550265261

I pick up the box with both hands.

Then I smash it repeatedly against the wall until it yields my freedom

>>550265261
D

>>550265261
After this is over, tell me where you bought that, OP. Also, D.

>>550265278
Welcome to 4chan enjoy your stay don't feed the trolls lurkmoar.

>>550264573
c

B

>>550265261
B

>>550265261
B

>>550265407
>>550265483
As you turn the drawers over in your hands and fit them together you realize that the small inherent curves in the design allow them to fit in precisely one way. You also realize that they are somehow cut from the center of this single wooden block in a way that preserves the layer pattern; how this was done baffles you.

What do you do next?

A: Reassemble the left piece and put it back in the box for now.

B: Leave the Left assembly on the table and try the Center piece instead.

C: Leave the Left assembly on the table and try the Right piece instead.

D: Leave the Left assembly on the table and try the bottom drawer

>>550265814
B

>>550265814
D

>>550265814

B as in Nigger

>>550265814
B

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>>550265982
>>550266072
You lift the central piece by the handle and set it on the table. In the front are two drawers, with handles this time.

What do you do next?

A: Pull out the top drawer.

B: Leave the Center piece on the table and try the Right piece instead.

C: Leave the Center piece on the table and try the Left piece instead.

D: Pull out the bottom drawer.

>>550264573
deeper we go!

>>550266586
b

>>550266586
just pull out both drawers at once

>>550266586
eeeh A

>also, it doesn't matter where we go, OP will only place the key in the last place we look.

>>550266586
a

>>550266981
Let's go with that A.

>>550266981
this would explain why there was space in the drawer, but it was empty.

nevertheless, this puzzlebox is beautifull, anyone who made it is an artist

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>>550266981
>>550267052
>>550267071
You pull on the top drawer, and it easily slides out. The drawer is covered by a miniature wooden lid.
What do you do next?

A: Open the Lid

B: Leave the Center piece on the table and try the Right piece instead.

C: Leave the Center piece on the table and try the Left piece instead.

D: Pull out the bottom drawer.

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f5ing and bumping like a motherfucker!

>>550267638
D

>>550267638
a

>>550267581
>nevertheless, this puzzlebox is beautifull, anyone who made it is an artist
true that

>>550267638
A

>>550267638
a

>>550267638
A again, pls

>>550267638
A
Also this is one of the best threads I have seen in a while now

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>>550267638
A please!

If this were real I'd have given up on all the wee fucking drawers and curled up in the corner waiting on the cold grip of death by now.

Also is it just me or have the captcha's suddenly got much harder?

D

Also, where do you get something like this?

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>>550267861
>>550267885
>>550267918
>>550267941
You lift the lid, and find an oddly-shaped but otherwise unremarkable paperclip. It might have been your imagination, but you could swear you heard the ticking sound speed up briefly as you were reaching for the lid. Hmm... That's strange, but whatever.

You set the paperclip aside, maybe you can use it to short-circuit the electronic lock on the door later.

What do you do next?

A: Pull out the bottom drawer.

B: Leave the Center piece on the table and try the Right piece instead.

>>550268119
just click the captcha till you get an easier one

if i got this, id masturbate over it. i love wooden sculptures

>>550268451
Bottom drawer!

>>550268451
A

>>550268451
a

>>550268451
a

>>550268451
A all day every day

>>550268119
log back into google in another window

>>550268494
>ruining the finish with your baby batter
0/10

>>550268451
A

>>550267674
>oldfag doesn't know about auto-update

>>550268451
b, first finish one section, then go to another

also, the clip looks like ane ejaculating benis

>>550268451
nobody noticed the paperclip is shaped like a dick shooting out a rope ?

>>550268494

Yeah, but it's like 5 clicks later to find one that's liek anywhere near legible.

>captcha iceepos was

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>>550268736
>>550268807
>>550268814
>>550268828
You pull out the bottom drawer, and find nothing, although the pattern carved into the wood seems interesting.

What do you do next?

A: Examine this piece more closely.

B: Leave the Center piece on the table and try the Right piece instead.

>>550269013
B

>>550269013
A

>>550269013
B

>>550269013
A, A and more A

Also, OP, this is amazing, did you make this?

>>550269013
A

>>550269013
a

>>550269013
B

>>550269013
A

>>550269013
A!!

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>>550269013
A

>>550268859

What does google do? On iphone if that makes any difference.

I would say fold the paperclip to make it look like a penis, but clearly whoever put this box here is also a fag.

Going with b

>>550268886
holy shit how long has that been around for?

>>550269613
Forever

>>550268993
This IS /b/ after all, standards must be maintained.

>>550269210
No way, haha, im good, but not that good.


>>550269168
>>550269210
>>550269247
>>550269254

You fiddle with the small drawer for a few moments, trying to puzzle out the meaning behind the carving. Eventually you begin to suspect that there is no actual purpose at all, and that the maker of this box simply did it because he could.

What do you do next?


A: Leave the Center piece on the table and try the Right piece instead.

B: Try the side drawer again.

>>550257793
>throw it at steel door
>repeat until breaks
>get key
>???
>profit

>>550269387
>iphone
NVM, I dunno then. On computers, the cap gets really fucked up if you're not logged into jewgle.

>>550269013
A

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>>550269747
A

>>550269747
a

>>550269810
your no fun at all


right piece please

>>550269747
A please.

>>550269747
A, A & A

>>550269747
As always, A

A standard number pad with 0-9 and a 4 character limit has a possible 10000 combinations.

If you're locked in the room your best bet is to just bruteforce it.

Take the left piece back out of the box op, noone told you to reassemble it and put it back in.

B

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>>550270307

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>>550269919
>>550270004
>>550270047

The right piece is irregularly shaped compared to the other two, but lifts easily out of the box.
On the front you see two drawers side by side.

What do you do next?

A: Pull out the left drawer.

B: Pull out the right drawer.

C: Try the bottom piece to see if its unlocked or something changed.

>>550257793
leave it alone, it's not mine.

>>550270524
Newfag spotted.

>>550270567
A

>>550270567
A

>>550270567
C!

>>550270567
lets keep A'ing

C

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>>550270567
A

>>550270567
Pull out all the drawers this is taking fucking forever

>>550270567
LOOK IN THE BOX

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>>550270687
>>550270692
>>550270790
You pull out the Left drawer, and find a cap from a beer bottle. There is some writing on the bottom of the cap, but the marker used to write it was blunt and you can't quite tell what the hell it says.

What do you do next?

A: Think back to your days in school when you had to decipher terrible handwriting, and try to make sense of the bottle cap.

B: Pull out the right drawer.

>>550270924
i second this, pull out all the drawers in the piece, then look in the box

>>550271128
B

>>550271128
A

>>550271128
I'm gonna' have to say A here.

>>550271128
A

>>550271128
A

>>550271128
A for Always pick A.

>>550271237
This. Do this OP.

>>550271128
A

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>>550271128
A, then B

>>550257793
originally i thought this was dumb. now i want one. what are they called and where can i get one?

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>>550270924
>>550271237
>>550271237
>>550270924
You looks to see if there's anything else in the box...

You are compelled to believe that the box is empty.

>>550271580
they are called fingerboxes. you usually get them from your dad or grand father. the new ones are shitty

B for Benoit B. Mandelbrot

>>550271897
OP delivering

That is a very interesting box you have there OP.

Captcha: hesedSF semisimple. Hah.

>>550271897
Flip out, light it on fire

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>>550271285
>>550271297
>>550271298
>>550271321
After you identify what some of the letters are and cross your eyes a little to help things along, you realize that the writing should say “Flip it and reverse it.”
“I don't suppose these people are Missy Elliot fans... This doesn’t make any sense.” you think to yourself. The ticking sound is starting to make you nervous.

What do you do next?


A: Pull out the right drawer.

B: Check the side drawer.

>>550271897
Now respond to A

>>550272296
B

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>>550271929
yes yes hysterical. pic related, you should recognize yourself.

>>550272296
A

>>550272296
B

>>550272296
A

>>550272296
B

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>>550272296
A

>>550257793
OP, where do i buy one of these?

(inb4 fingerbox, lel)

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>>550272352
>>550272564
>>550272640
A's have it by a hair.

You give the right drawer a tug, but it doesn’t budge. You think there's more to it, because something is still rattling inside this piece.
As you tilt the piece backwards, counterclockwise and forwards *just so* a small chunk of wood slides out through the hole vacated by the left drawer. You now realize that the right 'drawer' front is firmly glued in. The chunk of wood does not have any apparent handles or openings, but feels lighter than it should be.

What do you do next?

A: Try the bottom drawer again.

B: Examine the chunk more closely

>>550273074
B

>>550273074
yup dun told ya'll B was the way

[A]

>>550273074
B

>>550273074
B

>>550273074
B

>>550273074
B

Someone needs to screen cap this fucker.

>>550273428
on it

>>550273428
you fucking do it you lazy cunt

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>>550273226
>>550273278
>>550273284
>>550273292
You lift the chunk up to your face to look at it more carefully, on one side you spot a tiny seam in the wood. It's too small to pry anything into it or wedge it open, but giving the top a very firm tug reveals a compartment inside with a crumpled piece of paper.

The paper is old, torn and appears to be slightly burnt. On it is written “The pin is important.”


What do you do next?

A: Examine the paper more closely.

B: Try the bottom drawer.

>>550273596
this guy has the right idea.

>>550273682

A

>>550273682
A

>>550273682
A

>>550273682
GET TO THE MOTHERFUCKING POINT OP
IM GOING FUCKING CRAZY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING BOX WHATS INSIDE WHY THE FUCK SO MANY COMPARTMENTS
FUCK YOU
FUCK
YOU

>>550273428
"SOMEONE DO SOMETHING I CAN"T DO AND LET ME COPY IT OFF OF YOU!!!!!"

Fucking do it yourself you little shit.

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>>550273428
here you go

>>550273682
a

>>550273831

HAHA this... all my this

>>550273682
A

>>550273831
10/10

>>550273831
Lol'd

>>550257793

E: Shit on the floor. Fuck you and this gay thread.

>>550273831
i lie. this guy has the right idea.

>>550273814
I don't have room to put it anywhere since I'm fucking your mother

B

Also, this is one of the very few times I reply, excellent thread!

>>550274078
le epic pwn
#rekt

>>550273682
waits on OP impatiently and excited for the best thread for the past week to conclude.... squeeeee motherfucking squeee

>>550274031
if it isnt this fag, heaven. long time no see. when will you understand that noone likes you?

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>>550273752
>>550273778
>>550273804
You examine the paper for any hidden marks that might elaborate on the mystery of the aforementioned pin, but find none. At first glance the paper is exactly what it appears to be – just a very old message. However, you are not fooled for long: whoever left this message here only tried (and poorly at that) to make it <appear> old by singeing it with a blowtorch.

You think to yourself,
“Amateurs... should have used a wet teabag to stain the paper instead. Some good old-fashioned dirt would have helped too. Maybe they didn't have time to sit around and wait for the tea-stain to dry?"

>>550274403
Why are you so knowledgeable on how to make old paper?

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>>550273831

>>550274403
then we move on having autopsied the paper shred. to option /b/!!!!

>>550274570
Why are you not?

>>550274403
Check for invisible ink

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>>550274078
Fuk'n rek'd
Top lel
Troll'd hard
Some top saxophone business goin on up in here
Awwww shit

>>550274403
Open the side drawer.

>>550274403
You've disassembled all three pieces and acquired a paperclip, bottlecap, and the message, only the bottom drawer remains.

What do you do next?

A: Attempt to pry open the drawer with the paperclip and bottlecap.

B: Examine the box more closely.

C: See if you missed anything in the scattered parts of the box.

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>>550273831

>>550274570
i thought everyone knew how to do it. i guess not. i did it in school.

This is fucking stupid and gay.. you're all fucking sad no life losers.

>>550274727
with what? you're in an empty room

>>550274852
C, better safe than sorry

>>550274852

C

Time for C

>>550257793

B with dick

>>550274852
C

>>550274852

C

>>550274852
C

>>550274852
A, the pins fucking important

NEW THREAD OP BUMP LIMIT INBOUND
NEW THREAD OP BUMP LIMIT INBOUND
NEW THREAD OP BUMP LIMIT INBOUND
NEW THREAD OP BUMP LIMIT INBOUND

>>550274852
bottom drawer already!

>>550275140
We need some sort of mid season finale

>>550275140
BUMP LIMIT COMING UP

>>550274958
>>550274973
You look through the scattered parts, and make sure that there are no more hidden compartments in any of them, and the thickest pieces of wood is nor more than a quarter inch anywhere. There are no more secrets to be had from the debris on the table.

Your remaining options are:

A: Attempt to pry open the drawer with the paperclip and bottlecap.

B: Examine the box more closely.

C

bump a dump a jump on the flump at crump being a numpt in a slumpt

>>550275531
B FUCK SAKE

>>550275531
B

A team right here

>>550275531
new thread OP, bump limit