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found this old fleshlight left in an apartment I'm renting.
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found this old fleshlight left in an apartment I'm renting. the apartment has been unoccupied for about half a year. i found this thing in a box of books left in a closet. I opened it up and it stinks like something crawled in it and died. those black dots seem to be some kind of fungus that grew in to the plastic. not just on the surface they go down deep in to the plastic and the inside is rotting away looks like some more fungus is growing inside it as it rots.
69 get= I fuck it.
dubs= throw it away
96=op is fag who won't deliver
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I say fuck it, just fuck it.
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this is fucking stupid
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>no dubs on /b/
>OP is fucked
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>>550127764
so close.
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>>550127613
lick tht pussy
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>>550127613
eat it out and then fuck it
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Fuck her right in the pussy
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Rolling for great justice.
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fuck it
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>>550127613
69 get bitch
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>>550127613
dont do it op
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>>550127613
fuck it
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Who cares if someone gets 69. Just fuck it anyway.
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by odin's beard that is nasty
enjoy your infection if you hump it
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96 get
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rollllllllinggggg ahhh
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>>550127613
69 get
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rerolling
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fuck it
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Stick the other end in your bum
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Fuck er right in the pussy
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That things filled with liquid aids op don't do it
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69get
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>>550127613
Fuck it.
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69 get
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Niggering
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Fuck you
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69696969696969
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>>550127613
Who would leave a perfectly good fleshlight when they move
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fuuuuck it!!!!
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u fuck it on vidjeo
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Do it!
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>>550127613
69.
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just fuck it
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>>550127613

96 5get
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fuck it cuz its the closest u gonna get anyway
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rolling again
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>>550127613
yerr a weirdo, op
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>>550128402
Someone who doesn't like sticking their dick into a rotting pile of fungus.
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>>550127613
rollin
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pic or it didnt happen ;)
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pump
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Should be good
69 get
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69 get
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>>550127613
69 get nigga
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69 get
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u better fuck that moldy fleshlight
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fuck it OP
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Fuk it ploxers
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>inb4 dubs disabled on this board
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Stick it up your arse
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rrrrrrrrol
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Very keen my pupil
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69 get here we go
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>>550127613
You better deliver OP


IT'S HAPPENING
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fuck it hard broooooo
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f it
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Better fucking take a photo and time stamp that shit!
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>>550127613
Yerr a weirdo again, wtf
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Take a pic of the books
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>>550128592
Fucking OP. I knew it.
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69 get right now!
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Just to ruin ops night
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fuck that thing
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whoop whoop, sorry OP my post says u fuck it
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69 fucking get, hope to god fag op delivars
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oh god please 69
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He's going to do it.
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69 get.
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69 get
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>>550127613
I seriously vomited a bit in my mouth when I day that OP. Rolling
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fuck it
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>>550127613
winrar 69 get
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>>550127613
GO GOGOG OGOGOGOGOGO
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reroll faggots
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69 get
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fuck it faggot
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>>550127613
eat it out
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>>550127613
this looks like a modern version of the fap sock
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>>550127613
fuck it
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69 plz
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lets take a journey inside!
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>>550128869
winrarwinrar
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69
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9gag rulz
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>>550128869
WINRAR
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>>550128869
WINRAR
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69 and fuck it furiously like you know you want to
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>>550128869
WINRAR
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69 get.
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69 get part I
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>>550128869
Awww shit OP
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69 get
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>>550128869
WINRAR HAHAHA
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>>550128869
YES
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most pics

captcha: dilemma admins
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69 get
/thread
/win
/lol
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get 69
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>>550128869
Fucking winrar, delivar niggar
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>>550128869
yes
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>>550128869
Winrar winrar
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>>550128869
Won't at
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>>550128869
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>>550128869
OH SHI-

WINRAR
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>>550128869
winrar
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>>550128869
I don't Even
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it's mold from lube
if you bleech and boil it it will be sterilized.

no sense throwing out pussy
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>>550128869
WINRAR
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>>550128869
Bingo!
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throw it away op, after you eat it out
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>>550128869
Fuck it! winrar
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fuck it with no condom. raw dog that fungus
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Winrar
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>>550127613
69 get
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get, deliver already
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>>550128612
>arse
fuck off you retarded britbong
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enjoy yer ride
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>>550128884
This. Make sure it is unwashed you filthy animal
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>>550128979
it looks like something from Alien
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OP aint even here
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Shiggy
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>>550128869
WINRAR
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>>550128869
Yes!
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>>550128869
o
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>>550128869
winrarwinrarwinrar
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>>550128869
YES YES YES YES YES
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>>550128869
winner
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>>550128869
winnerererererer
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69 get
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>>550128869
YESSSSSSSS OPPPPPP YESSS FUCK IT
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>>550128869
lets see you stick your dick in it, now deliver op
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>>550128869
Winrar post pics
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>>550128869
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>>550128869
lol op will get dick cancer when he fucks it
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>>550129000
>trips
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>>550128869
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>>550128869
OP you have to deliver
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>>550128869
Winrar!
We take our dick fungus in WEBM or GIF format, pls
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>>550128979
that is the most vile thing Ive ever seen
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>>550129000
Nice trips anon
>>550128869
And deliver op, now
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fuck it you faggot
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>>550127613
Give to charity?
High school science experiment?
Come on, stop thinking with the little head!
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>>550128869
inb4 dick aids
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You really shouldn't. You are going to get a hell of an infection if you do
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>>550128869
Winrar
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>>550127613
get aids
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>>550128869
HE BETTER FUCKING DO IT
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>>550128979
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69 get
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>>550128869
Winrar
>cmon OP time for your herpefungiscitogonorreAIDS
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tldr; op got a free fleshlight
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>>550128979
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FUCKING DELIVER YOU FAGGOT
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>>550129000
noice, ur a fookin legend m8
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PLEASE OP. Do it for men, do it for us.
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>>550129178
FUCK OFF i hope you get raped you faggot. OP must fuck fleshlight. hes made his bed, now he must like in it
.
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>>550127613
For real just hot rinse and sterilize it and you got a free freshlight
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>>550128869
Yeah
Now we wait
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AND YOU TOUCH THAT WITH BARE HANDS?
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>>550128979
hahahaa sucked in cunt, now deliver
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>>550128869
time for a delivery?
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>>550128869
best warm it up op otherwise things might feel uncomfortable
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>>550128979
rotten sperm
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>>550129096
but wait, 96, OP is feg no deliver
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>>550129312
Fuck off he can do that after he fucks it
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69 fuck it
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>>550129169
Doble winrar!
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>>550128979
dear lord I am going to vomit profusely. FUCK IT OP!!! FUCK IT DEEEEEEEP!!!!
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>>550128979
Oh God, I can smell it...like parmesean cheese mixed with skunk semen.
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>>550128869
Winrar
OP
go bareback.
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>>550128869
Better fucking delivrar OP
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>>550129169
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>>550127613
Carefully put it in a plastic bag and take it to the trash.
Then thoroughly scrub your hands with the hottest soapy water you can possibly stand.
Then rinse your hands thoroughly with rubbing alcohol.
Then pray for the next month that you don't come down with some weird disease.
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>>550128869

WINRAR

waiting for

.webm

of OP fucking this filth
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I'm fucking sick of waiting OP.
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>>550129169>>550128869
>OP will not deliver
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Fuck it with a condom
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>>550128979
This will be the closest we get to a pussy. Fuck it for /b/ and post your feet nao.
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ITT: Newfags replying so often the thread will hit post limit before OP delivers...
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>>550128869
surely op will delivrar
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>>550129519
smells like ur mum m8?
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>ITT idiots actually believing OP is going to deliver
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My name is Retardo
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[spoiler]OP is never going to deliver you faggots[/spoiler]
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>>550128869
>>550127613
You will stick your penis in it, OP.
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>>550129726
its /b/ anything can happen dickfuckchucklenutz
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shirley Op will deliver.
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>>550129809
this
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>>550128869

just wear a condom if you're a pussy

then call up the guy who used to own the house and tell him you fucked his flesh light
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>>550129519
Nothing cleaning your dick with brake cleaner fluid afterward won't fix
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he fuckin it right now he obviously wanted to he just needed us to justify it for him
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>>550128979
>>550128979
Put a condom on then fuck the shit out of it.
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>>550129726
Op never delivers he has no dick
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Fuck it
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>inb4 OP got ultra aids and died
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please op I'm begging on my knees
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>>550128869
OP YOU BEST GET YOUR SMARMY DICK IN THAT FUNGUS HOLE
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>>550129809
sorry for non hard cock. I can't get hard looking at that thing. will post more soon as cock gets hard.
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>>550129647
C'mon. You can just fish a used condom out of the alley in back of your apartment, put it on, and fuck it. Is that really so bad?
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>>550129145
OP is deliver
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>>550130031
HE DELIVARZZZZ
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>>550130031
OH SHIT HE DELIVERED
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>>550130031
:)
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>>550130031
Oh shit nigga!
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>>550130031
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>>550130031
OH HO HO SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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>>550130031

this fucking faggot
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>>550130031


jesus fuck
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i can die a happy man
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>>550130031
There is hope, for the future.
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>>550130031
well done, op is not a faggot. just impotent
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>>550130031

Oh dear.
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>>550130031
omg wtf lol.
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>>550130031
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>>550130031
OP IS BASED OP
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>>550130031
aw shit nigga
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>>550129680
Shut your fucking mouth
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>>550130031
THANK YOU BASED OP
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>>550130031
Enjoy your aids now faggot... Have you even thought about the possible STD's?
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>>550130031
posting in ebig bread
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>>550130031
IT HAS COME TO THIS....

btw have fun with those space aids bro
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>>550130031
You disgusting piece of shit.
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>>550130031
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don't use one of those things whether its new or not. you'll get aids from that thing and a nasty fungal infection that'll last a year. destroy it before it destroys you
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>>550130031
Enjoy the diseases.
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>>550127613
Dubs disabled brah.
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>>550130031
Get some porn and finish strong
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>>550130031
good luck with aids
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>>550130031
Congrats you now have aids or some form of std
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>>550130031
Congrats! Now you have AIDS
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>>550130031
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>550130031
Today OP was not a faggit
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>>550130031
Those who are about to die, salute you.
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>>550130239

>Destroy it before it destroys you

lel'd
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>>550130031
today is the day you become a man
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>>550130031
Enjoy whatever disease you'll get :D
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>>550130031
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fuck it no condom
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>>550130031
You are literally gonna get some fucking disease, not even joking.
Go to the doctor tommorow or soon m8
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>>550127613

Why...?

Why the FUCK would you propose the chance of placing any extremity inside that?
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>>550130159
hannah
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>>550130031
you literally, seriously just ruined your life right now OP.
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>>550130031
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>>550130031
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>>550130031
OP. OP, you're going to get fucking dickpimples after this.
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>>550130031
I tip my pizza to you good sir
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>>550128979
I gagged a bit
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>>550130405

he already did m8
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>>550128979
OP you are grimy as fuck for even touching that thing. Holy fuck you must be a disgusting neck beard
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>>550130031
this is a great day
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>>550130031
Some dude's dried up cum is now in your peehole.
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HOLY SHEEEIT! BASE OP, YOU JUST GAINED 10,000 POWER LEVELS, AND MAYBE A STD AS WELL!


ALL HAIL GLORIOUS OP!!!!
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