YAY YOUR BACK :3

>>550024306
fucking finally

Mods are autistic faggots for deleting last thread

Gonna need to see some ID Jason. Post what the other bitch said to ya

>>550024306
althought, i'd like to know why her name changed from amy to shauna
that's similar from going cute to nigger

mandatory, you're a faggot

>>550024306

OP I MISSED YOU

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I'll just take the funniest requests by the way…

>>550024437
Uh … O-okay. I don't really see how that proves anything. As anyone could have saved the pics but here you go. From the beginning

>>550024550
pls repost thnx

Backstory?

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>>550024550
Ignore the roll...

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>>550024691

>>550024550
I think maybe he meant what her new response is.

post pics from old thread.

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>>550024734
She hasn't responded… I'm thinking of just texting someone else.

Also if anyone saved any of the pics, please help me post em chronologically. Otherwise it's going to take me like 30 minutes...

>>550024306
Take a picture of your phone with something else with the conversation open

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>>550024838

>>550024428
Last thread had over 400 posts. The bump limit is at 300.

>>550024732
>the brown noser
my sides

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>>550024306
bump

>>550024501
Shauna is the girl who introduced OP to Amy. Shauna is pissed on Amy's behalf.

>>550024952
Oh my word, what an angel

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>>550024989

>>550024989
>Help! He's raping me through the phone!

>>550025073
Is that the last thing Amy said?

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>>550025073
>>550025114
Yes...

>>550025073
>obviously fake
dun goofed OP

bump for shauna matias

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>>550024357
you're*

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>>550025238

why is a nice young lady like yourself hanging out with that fucking nigger all the time?

>>550025347
>the hammer

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>>550025347
hahahah omg that fucking dick pic in response

>>550025432
tell here that if she doesn't shut up you'll ram your cock down her throat so that it will make her shut up

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oh god please post more this is gold
have you considered quoting random movie lines?

>>550025167

OP is a good man, fuck you fagget

>>550025523
>shaunas matias
is that lithuanian or something?

>>550025523
Okay the very top photo brings us full circle. Shauna still hasn't replied to me. Should I shoot her another text or claim a new victim? I think I'll go for like 30 more mins at the most.

>>550025738
Is it fake? If no, how do you plan on dealing with the police?

>>550025738
new victim, start of by telling her your cock is hard and you're looking for sum buttsecks

>>550025738
New victim. I get the impression you're not gonna get much more out of these two

>>550025810
>>550025828
Introduce it on friendly terms like you did with Amy though. Hey, how are you? I've got something I need to tell you...

I know you want it you smelly pirate hooker

text the police
ask them how their day was

>>550025167

The original thread thought of everything

>>550025978
This

>>550025073
well that escalated quickly

>>550025738
tell next victim "im gonna build you over a barrel with your tender ass waiting to be pulverized by my thrusting manhood" *attack 10 inch dick picture*

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Ask her
>would you like to have a 3 way with me and my 3yo sister

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>>550025908
>friendly terms
Yeahhh I may have fucked that one up already.

Texted two bitches. One has replied thus far. Backstory: I've had like three conversations with her ever. Haven't seen her in over a year.

>>550026105
bend* sorry my mb

>>550026146
say you made a typo but we'll force a d in there somewhere then send dick pic

>>550026146
U want sum fuk

>>550026146
'Haha yeah you heard me. How have you been?'

Start things gently...

>>550026146
ask her if she can lend you a bucket
never give it back

>>550026329
This
Let's get op laid

Ask her to stick an onion in her pussy and send pics. Post pics.

>>550026146
reply, "yeah that means BeautuyBoobs"

>>550026146

I've been missing you. It started with a dream a couple nights ago. I just can't get you out of my mind. I think.. I know I need to act on this. This might seem out of nowhere, but will you go out with me? I want some alone time with you.

Ask her for the ol' lickaroo

>>550026375
I love you

>>550026375
I really want you. I've always wanted to pound your vag.

>>550026329
this. please op.

>>550026375
i want to stab you in the chest and feel your heart pump blood around my erect fuck horn.

>>550026403
I have my keyboard, i wish i had money to buy a new one

>>550026430
This.

>>550026375
I seem to remember you had beautiful hands. Would you like to have dinner with me? Maybe if it goes well you could fist me afterwards

>>550026430
This

>>550026375
I really want to eat rotten cheese out of your snatch, not that it'll smell any worse.

>>550026521
gold

>>550026482
would you be willing to wear a strap on and fuck me up the ass?

>>550026482
About 6 months ago I stole a pair of your panties. I've been using them as a jizz-rag ever since, but they're really old and crusty now. Can I get another pair off you please?

>>550026521
THIS OP

>>550026521
omg rolling for this

Do you know what pegging is?

>>550026521
rollan

>>550026375
I'm going to go down to the store in a few minutes, I'm going to get some peppermint mentos. I'll give them to you, but before they start dissolving you're going to gag on my dick and make sure that you swallow my load before the mentos are gone. If you swallow the mentos during, I'll punch you in the face and we'll start again.

>>550026590
this after...

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>>550026430
Awaiting reply..

>>550026482
Im actually a blowjob

>>550026482

Yea, all this herpes have been a pain! But i also itched to ask you something.

Wanna fuk?

>>550026734
Lol

>>550026521
>last sentence hit me by surprise
>sides launched into orbit

So do i have to roll a 0 or what?

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>>550026720

>>550026720
this is so fucking stupid considering you are planning on "losing" your phone.

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>>550026728

>>550026824
ahahahhahahah i lost my shit

>>550026824
The wrong number? No! How could i ever mistake my true love for someone else. It is truly you that i love.. I ask once again, will you go out with me? It would mean the world to me

>>550026824
"No Habbable, I don't think i did"

>>550026824
Ouch. Reply "This is Hanna Lee-Ja...[whatever it is] right?"

I would thoroughly enjoy licking your anus

>>550026824
Nah girl, you're my lucky number

>>550026824
Nothing can stop the rape train, bitch

>>550026889
Hannable*

>>550026824
Yeah it's the wrong number how could I mistake such a whore for her

>>550026824

Wrong number? Nono.

I remember The guy that gave it to me. He clearly said this number was for Big-tit Hanna. And.. thats you!

Now... about that date.

>>550026916
Keep on rollin, rollin, rollin

>>550026824
i think you got the wrong attitude

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>>550026834
Got this shit figured out mate. Don't worry about me. OP will live on. I've been at it for an hour now.

>>550026824
is that a maybe?

>>550026885
This

>>550027014
Winrar! My sides!

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>>550026986
this is like dating advice from a 5 year old

wrong number? then who was phone..

>>550027014
Now we wait

>>550027159
work with me here hanna

>>550027159

I'm still not buying your shit op.

>>550027159
WELL, THE BITCH NEEDS THE HAMMER NOW

Listen here, I want you to fist me so hard like Mr. Hand got fucked by that horse and died a couple of days later, THAT is how much I love you.

>>550027159

Creepy? Haha, you say the craziest things.

I like the new picture in your room btw. Is that also a new shirt?

>>550027159
Sorry if I came across a bit weird. It's just... it's been a while for me since I last had sex, and I heard that you're pretty amazing in bed. So was kinda hoping you might be able to help me get my game back?

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>>550027159
Hmmm… Wat do /b/?

>>550027159
I'm not creepy. Creepy is watching your window at night while you sleep, tracking your movements, profiling your daily routine in order to find out everything about you. Creepy is breaking into your room while you're asleep and masturbate watching you. That is creepy. I am not creepy, I just love you.

How rude of me, if you prefer I can fist you first.

>>550027159
Don't worry, I'll guide through it. I'll be gentle. I must have your hand inside me please. Otherwise the voice won't shut up

Dont you know who i am? I am Jason. Yes, THE Jason. So you bitch come Now over here and have sex with me.

Ask a loaded question.

"Have you stopped masturbating yet?"

>>550027325
send the dick pic

>>550027325

"i would rather fuck you"

>>550027325
Call her and breath heavily
Do this repeatedly

>>550027325
tell her you've got a roll of duct tape that says she'll love you back

>>550027363
this

>>550027363
DICK PIC = THE HAMMER

First this:
>>550027324
If that doesn't get you anywhere then dick pic.

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>>550027325
I may not have thought this entirely through. What is the possibility of police if I continue at this rate guys haha.

>>550027363

DICK PIC

>>550027325
>fucking a nigger
>aids
>Subway
>mfw
I have no face

>>550027385
rolling for this

>>550027385
Virgin, go away and leave this to the pros.

Notice how none of them laugh or go along with it, they get angry that you would even have the gall to enter into your mind the possibility of fucking these princesses (read: ratchet-ass hoes).

Women deserve this shit.

>>550027325
send dick pic.

>>550027325
Now we send death threats

>>550027385

He will just hold both phones to his ears.. in through one ear, out through the other.

>>550027429

Sides in orbit. ahahah!

>>550027429
Cyber harrasment. May pop you for threatening behavior. Honestly nothing there can get you any serious punishment.

>>550027325
send a 10 inch dick so she knows you can do damage.

>>550027429
I mean, the police can't really do anything, ya know?

>>550027325
If you dont have dinner with me i will be forced to fist myself... Wouldnt you rather just punch my prostate?

>>550027429

>at this rate guys haha
>haha

IS EVERYONE HERE FUCKING STUPID OR WHAT? This couldn't be more obvious.

>>550027429
OP, chance of police trouble depends greatly on where you live. In Britain I know you could get in a shitload of trouble

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>>550027429
halp

>>550027429
just make sure you don't give away any personal details that someone who found your phone wouldn't know. also if you have a pin code, remove it before you toss the phone.

>>550027548
Fuck u. Fake or not this is funny

>>550027594
I'm a grower, not a shower...

>>550027594

She's right can't you use a bigger cock in your photo? bitches would be impressed at least.

>>550027594
Her: "So small."
You: "Just like your tits."

>>550027339
This this this

>>550027594
damnit op I told you to send a 10 inch dick pic... she would have been impressed

>>550027594
Tell her you heard she liked small dicks because it made her used up trench pussy feel good. And tell her you only get big for girls who arent cum rags and sloots like her.

>>550027594
tell her it isn't the size that counts, it is how sharp the fucking knife you are going to slit her throat with is.

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>>550027429
>>550027594

>>550027457
E-Elliot? Elliot R-r-Rodgers? Is that you?

>>550027429
i just want to make love to you. our hips crashing together as you ride my rock hard cock. and the i cum with the the force of 1000 suns melting of your face and hands. this means that you become dependable to me. then we must always be together>>550027594

>>550027594
You probably have a big vagina

Send picture of your asshole.
There must be something she likes

>>550027594
What a bitch

>>550027594

I can use my fist for your fucking wrecked pussy then.

Send her gore pics.

For the good of everything holy someone better be capping this, it's a glorious day when OP both delivers and is not a faggot

send her some pictures of animals getting fucked and "i know how to use it though"

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>>550027698

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how about this?

>>550027594

I've got three and a half inches of hard cock for you baby.

>>550027698
Thus

post a picture of her and one of us will cum on it and you can send her that

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>>550027594

>>550027698
Yes this

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Send her this

This was my last first date. I know we'd have a great time too.

>>550027698
this pls op

>>550027594
Hanna i just want to get close to you. I want to smell your bunghole and beef flaps. We could be together forever in pure harmony and also you could fist me really hard. I like to get fisted hanna. I am tired of fisting myself and so i have chosen you to be my fist mistress. I can send the limo tomorrow around seven?

>>550027698
Fuck my post. this guys on point.

>>550027893
HAHAHAHAHA

>>550027647
this. use a black cock OP

>>550027698
this

>>550027698
this please.

>>550027513
Death threats are taken pretty serious actually and he threatened to rape and kill one of them.

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>>550027893
dyin

>>550027893
its my duty to please that booty

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>>550027976
Nah your post fit

I'm just curious about one thing though. What are your safety measures?

>>550027647
Ive been telling th OP that since last thread but he just doesnt understand that girls like big dicks...

>>550028179
sad truth

>>550028168
Facebook

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>>550028148

OOOOOOOHH!

>>550028232
Have put that status already

>>550028168
bump

>>550028232
How will Facebook help you.i wasnt here for the start, you may have explained it but what will you do with them having your number and actually knowin who you are and probably saving the messages

OP get a new girl, and make sure she doesn't have a boyfriend. Perhaps a girl who everyone used to bully, then get her hopes up and then crush them again. Post reactions

Op got v&

>>550028148
owww OP, you've fuck up

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bump

>>550028360
No, This would be true faggotry

>>550028360
Do not do this.

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>>550028343
I'm probably going to have to throw my phone away to be honest. I'll change the passcode. Then just say I've been missing my phone for the last day or so in a fb status...

>>550028343
he is gonna say he lost his phone on facebook.

>>550028363
The dudes been gone for like 2 minutes give the nigger some time.

>>550028232
>>550028286
yeah dude, probably a good time to post it. that way if the police rock up you can turn your phone off and hide it and you already have covered your ass.

>>550028343
ask someone to call because he lost his phone last night or some shit. maybe say he saw a movie nd left it in the theatre.

>>550028417
fucked up*

>>550028447
i'll plow your deep vag with my harpon

>>550028447
Not bad, not bad.

Posting a facebook status now saying you lost your phone (and not be an idiot by saying things like "if anyone sends you anything, it wasn't me!") and to contact you if they find it might not work in court, but it will probably keep them from pressing charges in the first place. People don't usually care enough.

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>OP's face when the phone is found and GPS reveals it was at his house when the threats were made

>>550028447
Pick a new victim. One that's not a bitch

>>550028447
You better deliver the facebook status results.

>>550028148
There isn't a single aspect if this entire situation that doesn't make me want to violently vomit out my own internal organs.
I honestly cannot tell right now if my vision is blurry because of something in my eye or because of my unforgiving rage.
Circumstances allowing, I will gut you with an honest-to-god smile on my face and then proceed to paint the house I build with your body with your very blood.

Do it! Do it naoooooo!

>>550028447
This girl has actually Balls of Steel. Could Ya give me her number?

>>550028447
If thats your plan do it now. Dont let your shit boil now and try to save yourself later. That way the girls will talk to you on Fb tell you what happened and explain you lost your phone.

>>550028447
say "the day of retribution is tomorrow, if you just shut your mouth you would not be on my list you cumrag."

>>550028447
Im gonna harpoon dat poon all night long

Should have done this with an Android phone and used GPS spoofing, it would show your phone as having been somewhere else all this time

OP, are you really Jason?

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>>550028447
>you fucking whale

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>>550028526
this OP

throw your phone into a lake or something

Reply with this:
Hahahaha sorry I'm just going through some stuff right now, got laid off haha, I wouldn't stab u I don't have a knife haha, but I did mean it when I wanted you to go out with me haha :)

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Use this as your next dick pic please.

>>550024357
you're*

>>550028687

make sure you take the battery out and snap that shit like House of Cards

>>550028447
This is probably gonna be fuel for some bullshit #YesAllWomen post on twatter

>>550028736
Maybe ask about how Yoshi's eggs smell while you're at it.

Did you steal this phone, OP?

>>550028736
ANON-KUN YOU'RE SUCH A


FUCKING FAGGOT HOLY SHIT

>>550028770
ur*

>>550028849
Gotta delete the contacts first
Shit pissed me off that he did that and then snapped the phone like it made a difference

>>550028939
That's the fucking point cockgobblerton

>>550028853
Doesn't seem like it to me. The other chick freaked out, threatened to call cops and cried to her friend; this one is actually laughing and throwing insults back. Hanna's alright if you ask me.

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>>550028669
Yep. Sure am. No way am I giving out my surname though. I'm not prepared to become some /b/ celebrity that gets his name dragged through the mud of the internet haha.

>Also just got a text from an unknown number saying "Who the fuck is this?"… Her bf you reckon?

>>550028980
if there was ever a time for thermite... it'll be right before the cops knock on your door

I've found OP's fagbook and I've screencapped both threads.

Good luck getting yourself out of this mess OP.

:^)

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>>550028939

>>550029134
You're so full of shit.

>>550029068

RESPOND WITH: lets go behind dennys so i can eat a grand slam breakfast off your ass

>>550029134
pics or it didn't happen

>>550028946
Yo'r

>>550029134
If this were true you'd post it faggot.

>>550029134
Stop lying faggot.

save this thread so if the cops do show up you have documentation that you really weren't serious

>>550029068
hard to say. you better post the number just to be safe

>>550029068
Obvious answer: I'm the supreme gentleman

>>550024732
>is this some kind of like joke?
>some kind of like
>kind of like
American degenerate women

>>550029134
lol, whiteknight. You're why /b/ sucks.

>>550029067
>Laughing and throwing insults back

>>550029068
>FUCK OFF

K dude

>>550029134
Kill yourself

>>550027907
Dany?

>>550029068
This is Usher and if udoesnt watch that bitchy attitude im gonna get your mother and sister pregnant at the same time

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I almost spit my coffee thrice while reading this thread... is that OP's phone or is he impersonating someone else?

>>550029134
then post it.