old thread
>>>549781281
http://a7djrneisoaneidndialoenapapjhons.webs.com/apps/forums/topics/show/12899443-welcome-
Shit is going down
Has anybody got him to answer a question yet?
We need to find an acceptable name
>>549792049
Some guy signed up with the name Anonymous, he's waiting to be verified as a member
>>549792049
admin hasn't accepted new members yet
The Erodian Empire is watching.
>>549792049
How about PapaJohns
>>549792049
"Exodus is a middle man. He does not make the rules, he does not enforce them, he simply states them."
Does Exodus even have the power to enforce that rule?
try your id's?
>>549792049
Perhaps we should try the name PapaJohns
>>549792049
FAGOP.
GODDAMN, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT.
>>549792049
Alright, I have a feeling Exodus won't accept members to the forum unless we crack whatever shit is behind his name.
The number: 1937538720937482
>>549791864
I am asking you one more time.
Get rid of the message OP.
And for anyone who will listen, there is an important piece of this puzzle I alone have.
The game has started.
You are all playing now.
Anyone tried moot yet?
i don't care if this is a ruse or not, because it's laintertaining
If this were a real scenario, I think we might have fucked over someone's chances of being Secret Spy Man.
>>549792361
nice try exodus. trying to get the thread on track again eh?
TOO MUCH PAPA JOHN FOR YOU EH?
>>549792383
aHR0cDovL3Rpbnl1cmwuY29tL2N4dDd4aGU=
found this on his profile but he removed it almost immediately. anyone know what it is? base of some sort?
>>549792276
It doesn't seem like it, does it?
Either way, I fucking hate this dickbag already.
>>549792307
Nah man you've got to reverse it like the code so try dominoes
Anyone here is welcome.
bthoughtful.org
This is literally what our site is about. /b/ doing things.
>>549792374
what piece do you have
>>549792487
It's not ROT-13, just ran it through.
>>549792487
A string someone posted earlier, said they cracked it from some place.
>>549791864
Papa John is obvious, so is Peyton Manning... but, Manning plays for Denver, Denver is in Colorado, NORAD is in Colorado.
Obama confirmed for Exodus
>>549792462
kek
>>549792462
I suspect the same, OP has suddenly dissappear, Exodus suddenly posts, shit unravels all of the sudden...
I call bullshit and OP is behind it.
Guys, the number from post canad look : http://www.canadapost.ca/cpotools/apps/track/personal/findByTrackNumber?trackingNumber=1937538720937482&LOCALE=fr
>>549792487
>>549792487
http://www.base64decode.org/
>>549792536
he has the piece that doesnt exist
>>549792536
the top hat
>>549792462
papa johns + watch dogs = exodus
game of the year
>>549792536
This piece of shit thread
>>549792374
Have you accepted Shrek as your lord and Ogre?
>>549791864
>>549792049
>>549792163
>>549792163
>>549792220
>>549792229
>>549792246
>>549792276
>>549792298
>>549792307
>>549792353
>>549792361
>>549792374
>>549792383
>>549792425
>>549792439
>>549792462
>>549792487
>>549792515
>>549792520
>>549792534
>>549792536
>>549792536
>>549792609
OP here, I started a real new thread with a timestamp to prove it's me, please help out
>>549792672
Yeah I know ^_~
I posted it.
8 below = cool guy.
>>549792672
this gives a tinyurl link
This exodus account joined on May 29, 2014.. I don't think this is a ruse, guys.
anybody read the terms of service?
maybe there's something hidden?
>>549792746
It's certainly taken a very sharp and quick turn for this worse.
Reminder:
"You've passed the first test, congratulations, that was a warm up. You still have 245 tests to go before you can help us defeat Cicada. Let me give you a little info, all of this test was made by me three years ago, I am now dead. If you look for me through hyperlinks, super encoding, or back back tracing, you will simply find my last friend, Exodus, he will reveal nothing to you unless you complete the tests, or I deemed it acceptable, Exodus is a middle man. He does not make the rules, he does not enforce them, he simply states them. On to the next challenge, more information will be given afterwards, and don't hesitate to call Exodus, if he doesn't pick up he's busy or sleeping. Call again in eight hours."
It'll still be important.
>>549791864
Creation Date: 1995-04-04 00:00:00Z
Registrar Registration Expiration Date: 2021-04-05 04:00:00Z
WHAT THE FUCK!!! 1995???
Is that possible to tricks a whois?
>>549791864
God dammit. Stop pursuing this. I found a web address and hastily opened it. On the website there was nothing. A minute after that I received an email two words.
"You Loose"
>>549792807
It leads to
lonelyconservative com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/tin-foil-hat.jpg
KEK
I missed the last thread what is this?
INB4 I am 12.
Why you re posted pic and not the time stamp ?! Fuck you op and I rather have a McDonald's
GUYS GO BACK TO THE HOMEPAGE
- .... . / ..- ... . .-. / .... .- ... / -... . . -. / -.-. .... --- ... . -. --..-- / -.-. .... --- --- ... . / .-- .. ... . .-.. -.-- --..-- / - .... . / -. . -..- - / .--. --- ... .. - .. --- -. / .... .- ... / -... . . -. / --- .--. . -. . -.. .-.-.-
>>549791864
AND THE THREAD OF THE YEAR GOES TO THIS MOTHERFUCKER
>actually tho my spaghetti is everywhere
>fucking fantastic OP, 696969/100
>apapjhons
>my sides
>>549792920
Really? I reversed the output, tinyurl gives me the next clue
>>549792791
Where is the reference?
>>549792898
Reply with, "At least I don't suck at spelling."
>>549792898
thats what your momma has tattooed on her ass
>>549792965
FUCK
>>549792927
ur 12
>>549793016
10/10
- .... . / ..- ... . .-. / .... .- ... / -... . . -. / -.-. .... --- ... . -. --..-- / -.-. .... --- --- ... . / .-- .. ... . .-.. -.-- --..-- / - .... . / -. . -..- - / .--. --- ... .. - .. --- -. / .... .- ... / -... . . -. / --- .--. . -. . -.. .-.-.-
IS THIS SOME MORSE SHIT?
>>549791864
what the fuck is this? I don't understand what's going on. Fill me in.
THE USER HAS BEEN CHOSEN, CHOOSE WISELY, THE NEXT POSITION HAS BEEN OPENED.
>>549792898
You would think this shadowy organisation would spell 'lose' correctly
>>549792965
WHAT THE FUCK MY HAIR IS LITERALLY ON END
>>549792965
Morse code?
>>549792971
papaya jins
>>549792965
WHAT THE FUCK.
>>549793095
More like HORSE shit.
I slay me.
>>549793005
Guys I was kidding.
I also posted the fake PGP pastebin
>>549793095
>>549793095
THE/USER/HAS/BEEN/CHOSEN,/CHOOSE/WISELY,/THE/NEXT/POSITION/HAS/BEEN/OPENED.
THE/USER/HAS/BEEN/CHOSEN,/CHOOSE/WISELY,/THE/NEXT/POSITION/HAS/BEEN/OPENED.
LOOK ON THE HOME PAGE
>>549793095
THE USER HAS BEEN CHOSEN, CHOOSE WISELY, THE NEXT POSITION HAS BEEN OPENED.
>>549792965
THE USER HAS BEEN CHOSEN, CHOOSE WISELY, THE NEXT POSITION HAS BEEN OPENED.
>>549792965
Morse code, obviously
>THE USER HAS BEEN CHOSEN, CHOOSE WISELY, THE NEXT POSITION HAS BEEN OPENED.
>>549793110
This is the morse code found on the site. >>549792965
- .... . / ..- ... . .-. / .... .- ... / -... . . -. / -.-. .... --- ... . -. --..-- / -.-. .... --- --- ... . / .-- .. ... . .-.. -.-- --..-- / - .... . / -. . -..- - / .--. --- ... .. - .. --- -. / .... .- ... / -... . . -. / --- .--. . -. . -.. .-.-.-
HNGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>549792965
>>549792965
>>549792965
IT'S MORSE CODE.
THE USER HAS BEEN CHOSEN, CHOOSE WISELY, THE NEXT POSITION HAS BEEN OPENED.
>>549793049
NO I'M 13 AND ONE QUARTER
inb4 eventually we decipher the last thing and it says "the game"
here lads what the fuck is going on? Can someone fill me in?
>>549793005
link it
>>549793095
It means
THE USER HAS BEEN CHOSEN, CHOOSE WISELY, THE NEXT POSITION HAS BEEN OPENED.
- .... . / ..- ... . .-. / .... .- ... / -... . . -. / -.-. .... --- ... . -. --..-- / -.-. .... --- --- ... . / .-- .. ... . .-.. -.-- --..-- / - .... . / -. . -..- - / .--. --- ... .. - .. --- -. / .... .- ... / -... . . -. / --- .--. . -. . -.. .-.-.-
Just appered on the home page, morse code, translates to:
THE/USER/HAS/BEEN/CHOSEN,/CHOOSE/WISELY,/THE/NEXT/POSITION/HAS/BEEN/OPENED.
>>549792965
THE USER HAS BEEN CHOSEN, CHOOSE WISELY, THE NEXT POSITION HAS BEEN OPENED.
>>549792656
I really doubt it's a tracking number, someone just randomly suggested that and it seems like bullshit
ITS TRANSLATED AS
THE USER HAS BEEN CHOSEN, CHOOSE WISELY, THE NEXT POSITION HAS BEEN OPENED.
>>549792791
guys seriously please help i'm about to cry, idk what this exodus shit is but i don't think it has anything to do with me and I just want to be able to sleep in my own fucking bed tonight without being stabbed by some drug runner
>>549793023
REAL OP
>>549792578
>>549792965
"THE USER HAS BEEN CHOSEN, CHOOSE WISELY, THE NEXT POSITION HAS BEEN OPENED."
>>549793284
open the door, get on the floor...
>>549793367
its Papa Johns m8
THERE'S MORE ON THE HOME PAGE!
Shapu dpss zvscl, nyllr dpss mhps, vul dpss il mve, huk vul dpss il zuhps
What the fuck is that shit? I try to scan and 1min after i'm Black list... What the heck?
>>549793367
We'll set it right, OP, you can rest easy for tonight.
Meanwhile, /b/ is going to become the cicada slayer.
>>549793367
Don't worry man, I was the messenger, you are fine. I knew you would post this on /b/ after going through your internet history.
that's /b/. cock rates by day, saving the world by night.
>FFS
Shapu dpss zvscl, nyllr dpss mhps, vul dpss il mve, huk vul dpss il zuhps
well shit more shit on homepage
Fuck it, if someone can make a thread tomorrow that would be great
>>549793129
Papa John's isn't known for it's impeccable grammar, just delicious pizza and apparently amazingly intricate advertising
Shapu dpss zvscl, nyllr dpss mhps, vul dpss il mve, huk vul dpss il zuhps
HOLY SHIT MAIN PAGE
Shapu dpss zvscl, nyllr dpss mhps, vul dpss il mve, huk vul dpss il zuhps
GO HOME AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK
Shapu dpss zvscl, nyllr dpss mhps, vul dpss il mve, huk vul dpss il zuhps
Latin?
>>549793426
thank you... but i feel like it's a lost cause at this point. nobody seems interested in helping me anymore
CHECK YOUR ACCOUNTS FUCKERS TRY TO SIGN IN/POST IT WILL TELL YOU
>>549792839
What does he mean by "call exodus" are we missing a #
>>549793367
Tough break, nigger. That'll teach you to fuck with shit that doesn't belong to you.
>>549793197
Papyrus jeans
Shapu dpss zvscl, nyllr dpss mhps, vul dpss il mve, huk vul dpss il zuhps
NIGGA WAT
>>549793590
might be some ROT13. someone try different alphabet shifts for this shit
>>549793367
I posted earlier what you should do. Go to the police
HOME PAGE UPDATED
Shapu dpss zvscl, nyllr dpss mhps, vul dpss il mve, huk vul dpss il zuhps
>>549791864
Found this in his forum profile:
http://a7djrneisoaneidndialoenapapjhons.webs.com
Shows some morse code:
>- .... . / ..- ... . .-. / .... .- ... / -... . . -. / -.-. .... --- ... . -. --..-- / -.-. .... --- --- ... . / .-- .. ... . .-.. -.-- --..-- / - .... . / -. . -..- - / .--. --- ... .. - .. --- -. / .... .- ... / -... . . -. / --- .--. . -. . -.. .-.-.-
Translates to:
>THE USER HAS BEEN CHOSEN, CHOOSE WISELY, THE NEXT POSITION HAS BEEN OPENED.
Guys you poor dumb cunts can't you see op is updating home page as soon as you figure out something .. Op thinks he's cicada
>>549793616
http://rumkin.com/tools/cipher/affine.php
HOLY SHIT SET A TO 1
SET B TO 7
"Latin will solve, greek will fail, one will be fox, and one will be snail"
So, someone is capping this right? Last thread and this one? Because this is majorly cap-worthy.
>>549793706
paprus jens
>>549793813
Thats old news
Shapu dpss zvscl, nyllr dpss mhps, vul dpss il mve, huk vul dpss il zuhps
Thats what hot now
>>549793796
>that ID
IT'S HIM
>>549792857
dude... that's my fucking birthday.
>>549791864
OP don't be a gigantic fag, accept the inevitability of whatever will happen, provide yourself means to give you a right state of mind, and don't be a lunatic... It could be nothing, it could be the illuminati or the first arrival of alien entities... So take a double dose of chill the fuck out.
My post number will be 549794031.
Can someone please tell me whats going on? also, someone post the message on here so I don't have to type all that shit out
New to the thread. Can someone explain what's going on?
>>549793936
Agreed, this is the most interesting thing I've seen on /b/ in a while. Whatever this is.
>>549793931
>>549793931
>>549793931
>Latin will solve, greek will fail, one will be fox, and one will be snail
>>549793931
Its legit!
Latin will solve, greek will fail, one will be fox, and one will be snail
>>549793992
Shapu dpss zvscl, nyllr dpss mhps, vul dpss il mve, huk vul dpss il zuhps
>>549793931
Shapu dpss zvscl, nyllr dpss mhps, vul dpss il mve, huk vul dpss il zuhps
TRANSLATES TO
"LATIN WILL SOLVE, GREEK WILL FAIL, ONE WILL BE FOX, AND ONE WILL BE SNAIL"
>>549794038
Gud jab.
>>549794038
>>549794038
or not
>>549793629
we are trying to help You.
First I think it's a joke, but the name of website is buy since Creation Date: 1995-04-04 00:00:00Z
Then they where and update 2014-04-17 09:15:11Z and it's end 2021-04-05 04:00:00Z.
Then I try to scan the website, but he cuckblock me so fast. I was very imprest.
I will try other shit now.
Ype it was ROT-19
Shapu dpss zvscl, nyllr dpss mhps, vul dpss il mve, huk vul dpss il zuhps
just posted this on homepage
>>549793946
Pappy gems
>>549793801
Couldn't decode on any websites
>>549793931
firefox and normal mail?
>>549794061
>>549794084
>>549794103
PRevious OP got a message
Decoded it led to test meant to "destroy cicada"
This site it made by some middle man named Exodus
He is selecting users to participate in the test now
These must be tests
>>549793992
PAPA JOHNS IN THE HOUSE
Perpa Germs having great value on many pissa dills
>>549793796
Dat ID
>>549793513
what program?
has anyone tried, i dont know, emailing him?
>>549794038
Ooooooh, so close
>>549794239
puppy gyms
captcha: John reptedx (HES REAL)
>>549794017
Not OP...
This guy, letter dude.
>>549793629
Good luck to all.
I hope you've got friends in agricultural states.
>>549794084
Explaining to latefags. OP found a decrypted letter in mailbox, lives in middle of nowhere, saw black escalade lurking down the street that drove away when he saw it. Fled scene, posted on /b/, most fags thought it was a PGP-decrypted deaddrop, a /b/tard decoded, turns out it was mirror-coded (Abstant or some shit like that), probably some Cicada online scavenger hunt bullshit, turns out it's Papa Johns, probably trolling. Fucking hysterical either way
>>549794545
Well shit
>>549794545
pls be missouri
>>549793796
>Papi Gpba
Papi Great Pizza Better Allspice
WHOS GOT A FUCKING ACCEPTED ACCOUNT??
>>549793629
"thank you... but i feel like it's a lost cause at this point. nobody seems interested in helping me anymore"
calling shenanigans
what did I miss?
I was in the first thread but we were just talking about mailboxes and shit and everyone was telling op to forget about it.
>>549794469
>http://a7djrneisoaneidndialoenapapjhons.webs.com
I think we can all agree that Papa Johns has now become the official food of /b/.
>>549793931
So a latin based language, and an allusion to fast vs slow?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF-ZpHNq67A
porpus jimms
>>549792965
THE/USER/HAS/BEEN/CHOSEN,/CHOOSE/WISELY,/THE/NEXT/POSITION/HAS/BEEN/OPENED.
>>549794625
No one right now.
>>549792374
>The game has started.
>You are all playing now.
FUCKING HELL I LOSE
>>549794545
yeah?
>>549794545
why does that matter?
>>549794545
>implying you didn't just find some floppy disks and wrote on them now
>implying Exodus would use floppies
>2000+15-1
Exodus is a dick, though.
SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT IS GOING ON
>>549794757
little late bro
Shapu dpss zvscl, nyllr dpss mhps, vul dpss il mve, huk vul dpss il zuhps
>>549794680
24 Pizza Points
>>549794680
i agree. Papa johns for president
>>549794469
Guppy grins
>>549793719
Working on it, will be done soonish, but will probably be more than 10 min
Who got chosen?
>>549793517
>Cicada Slayer
Let the Exodus of Aspergers-affected individuals commence!
>>549794842
look here
>>549794606
>>549794842
just fucking read the thread
I SIGNED UP FOR MEMBERSHIP ON THE FORUM AND GOT THIS IN AN EMAIL
>>549794409
Acunetix WS9, but I use and proxy list to do my scan... That is why it's weird!
>>549794845
Even that's late.
http://rumkin.com/tools/cipher/affine.php
Decrypt
a:1
b:7
>>549792374
>>549794545
Oh shit he wasn't lying
vulpes, cochlea
>>549794892
poopy gums
We need a latin name m8s
>>549794984
POST PIC
>>549794984
Stegosaurus. i.e., steganography. There's probably a hidden message in the image data.
>>549795116
HE POSTED IT
IT IS DINOSAURS
>>549795087
Claudius
>>549795124
Well, I think we can all agree that Exodus is a massive faggot.
>>549794984
It's a stegosaurus centipede
>>549793104
Remember that other stupid thread about Moot being in a cult with the weird pictures of him a few months ago?
This is that, but less stupid. And... Possibly not a hoax.
>>549794984
>>549794984
>>549794984
>>549795124
>>549795124
guys look at this, someone seems to have an in with exodus
what do we do now??
>>549795070
Plebby guns
>>549795191
papa johns killed the dinosaurs?
>inb4 big bang theory
I'm going to try and sign up with a throwaway e-mail I have.
>>549795113
ye wot m8?
>>549795191
everybody walk the dinosaur?
>>549795124
I...
I actually should've fucking thought of that.
>>549794680
>>549794856
>>549794859
>>549794960
>>549794842
I love you /b/
Exodus thought he could get away with some viral marketing but he didn't count on our attention span
>>549794545
lol no i have porn to watch
>>549794696
It's ROT-19.
The alphabet is ROTated 19 places.
>>549794206
solved (rot19)
THERE ARE 2 MEMBERS NOW
>>549794840
You don't know much about Cicada, do you?
I will be revealing the locations with timestamped pics in a follow up soon.
To any of my friends who may be seeing this.
It's tied in with the golden letters, even though they are ash.
My plot extends farther than you know.
If you still have the pictures, post them.
I GOT AN EMAIL CONFIRMING IM IN
>>549795284
pubby nuns
>>549794406
Yep it's me
>>549794984
Look at the ip in the mail. If it's different from the server 75.98.17.65 pearaps we have something
HE ACCEPTED EvERYONBE
>>549793931
ONE CHOSEN USER IS FOX
OTHER IS SNAIL
get ready to translate latin
>>549795191
HAHAHHAAHA
>fuck i haven't laughed this hard in a long time
>thank you based op
>>549795295
wtf is this is this relevent
>>549794842
op got a letter in the mail and we decrypted it to this form website. now we are trying to crack more code
also that fucking capcha
uh guys
I'M IN!
GUYS I GOT AN ACCOUNT WAT DO???!!
>>549795418
Confirmed that Papa John is now drunk.
>>549794964
thanks
lel
>>549795496
HE IS IN /B/
Hhhhhh
>>549794545
Damn, 8MB of porn
There are members now!
"Tits or GTFO"
i'm crying dude, literally crying
Top fucking Kek
dead @ user 'peyton manning'
I GOT ONE MORE....HOLY SHIT (but still no membership)
GUYS I GOT IN
what do I ask
>tits or gtfo
god fucking dammit /b/
>go to forum
>tits or gtfo
oh /b/
HEY YOU DICKWADS
>>549795113
As soon as that was posted we got to be members
What the actual fuck
>>549794984
harry and the bucket full of dinosaurs
>>549795418
XIS VTY_M JKWP>><<
CONF 97 97 CONF
STANDBY
FOUND THIS IN A THREAD BY ITSELF
"Congratulations. Your persistence is paying off.
There is a message hidden in this image. Find it.
This is not the final task, merely the final key.
Positions are open.
Good luck.
3301"
>>549795113
>>549795113
>>549795113
>>549795113
PICTURE
new numbers on home
>>549795693
"Who or what is Cicada?"
>>549794545
I live on quite possibly the most fertile land on Earth, so I'm set.
>>549795627
you win
52.2681° N, 113.8111° W
New Latin Stegosaurus, genus name : Greek stegos, roof; see stegodon + Greek sauros, lizard.
no idea if any relevance.
>>549795439
Do you just have hundreds of these already written out just for an emergency like this?
Prepubescent Boys
>>549794545
I've traced the EXIF data on this image and forwarded your location to authorities. Your message, "Good luck to all.
I hope you've got friends in agricultural states." seems threatening enough to warrant suspicion of terrorism.
>>549795627
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
>mfw
>STOP STOP STOP THE PAIN
>fuck this wins 100000/100
>>549794545
God damn exodus if this is fake you're giving us the ruse of a lifetime.
Just got mail accepting aswell just took time to faggot op to approve all
>>549794984
Fuck you /b/
WTF
YO EVERYONE
NEW IMAGE ON THE MAIN PAGE
>>549795496
>typing both words
>>549792374
Home page
what the fuck is this?
I think it's time to acknowledge the real winner here.
theerodianempire.weebly.com
>>549795929
someone chosen 4 snail??
Someone with an account with exodus access should do /b/ a favor and post the credentials publicly so that we can all log in and get shit done instead of a select few people
>>549795887
I'm amazed that no one has pointed out yet that all these threads SHOULD'VE BEEN IN /X/ TO BEGIN WITH.
>>549792374
>>549792374
oh man
ZoOHQ3u3
>what is the deal with airline food
kek
the new addition to the page is his id. we just got b8ed
My post will end in a number.
The number is the number of times you've had sex
>>549795997
>ID: PapiGpba
Papa John's pls go
..Actually wait, can I redeem my Pizza Points for a slice?
>>549796141
accurate
>>549795847
pyro moms
THIS WAS ALREADY FILLED OUT WHEN I WENT TO MAKE MY ACCOUNT. WHAT.