Hey /b/, I'm a girl gamer.
No I'm not fat. No I won't make you a sandwich. No I'm not ugly. No I don't go out with guy gamers, because they're usually socially retarded and ugly. Yes my boyfriend is a bit of a jock, so what? No I won't show you my tits, so don't fucking ask.
And finally.
Yes, we do fucking exist, so stop saying otherwise. And we enjoy games (SHOCK HORROR) just as much as men.
Also pic related.
>>670030543
worst bait 2016 so far
I wear a fedora, yeah. Go ahead, make fun of me and my kind. Whatever it takes to remind you that your pathetic little life has more meaning because of people like me. And that's just what it boils down to, isn't it? You need me, and people like me. Ah yes, that's the ticket. After all, when you go to sleep at night after a successful masturbation session on /b, I'll be getting ready. I'll be going into my closet, dressing in my nicest leather jacket, my favorite pony shirt, my doc martins, and when I get to my door on my way out, I'll flip my fedora classily upon my crown as I exit my home for a night out on the town as a gentleman, while you search for a thread like this to help you quiet your low self esteem and self deprecating thoughts enough to sleep, for just one more night. One more night, you say to yourself. It becomes your mantra in the sleeplessness. And I'll think of you on your sleepless, restless nights as I squire ladies about town. I'll think of you as you browse these threads and remember...That you needed me.
>>670030543
Is this the new copy pasta?
'me and my xbox controller', hmm, ok. which xbox is that?
>>670030543
fake as fuck, click bait so hard...... why the fuck are you here? tits or gtfo
>>670030816
Yeah idk how the fuck he could make this one so bad
/thread
Show your tits. Even if your actually a guy
>>670030543
can someone post the pic with the guy explaining why women on the internet identifying themselves as girls from the get go prove that they have no worth except as a female and need that advantage instead of actually being engaging and interesting
>>670030543
Whats with all the b8 threads?
stfu and show us your dick bitch .
>>670031209
>Falling this hard for the bait
what a bad bait
>>670031783
haha this
>>670030543
Gr8 b8 m8
I bet OP actually just wanted a bait thread
>>670030543
guess what? no one cares what you think.
>>670030543
2 things lol. 1, if this is real then hey guess what nobody gives a fuck if your a girl gamer you stupid fucking femanon cunt, gamers are gamers. people who identify themselves as specifically a "girl gamer" are the worst scum in gaming, grow a fucking brain you egotistic slut.
2, if this isn't real then the bait here is immense lol idgaf I'm just throwing my opinion out there.
>>670031209
It's obviously the Xbox 5 controller
>>670032370
no one give a fuck about you're opinion
>>670030543
Tits or gtfo it's the rules cunt
>>670032563
>you're opinion
Back to elementary school you go
Fuck this bait. Summer must be coming.