She was wearing only a bra an panties. I told her that she shouldn't have let me see her like that because we're not allowed to be naked like that around each other. My dad has been doing renovations on the bathroom upstairs so I had to use this bathroom. It's in the main hallway.

I was feeling pretty uncomfortable and I think she could sense that. She started doing her hair all up in the mirror. I was blushing quite a bit seeing her like that. It was hard to think straight. I told her again that she shouldn't be undressed in front of me. It made me very uncomfortable.

My sister said it was all right to be like that, she had clothes on. She was just wearing her bra and panties. I told her to get out so I could shower but she said "I have one more thing to do..."

And!?!??!

I've never seen my sister naked. We had been playing badminton outside in the heat so I wanted to cool off in the shower. I told her to leave so I could shower. She said no. She started to do her hair all up. She was wearing only a bra and panties.

I was mad at her for not listening so I asked her why she was so stupid. I said we weren't allowed to be naked around each other. She replied that she had clothes on. I said a bra and panties are not enough. She laughed. I have never seen my sister naked and she hasn't seen me naked either. We are not allowed. We were in the same bathroom. I asked her to leave. She said no.

I was hot from the badminton and wanted to take a shower. I decided to take off all of my clothes but my boxers, and get the shower ready while she did her hair up.

>>607389101
bump

Underwater weight test.

>Repeating random parts of the story at times that are completely unrelated and don't make sense
>Generally retarded story that goes in circles

Is this the new "underwater weight test" copypasta?

I was very uncomfortable. I took off all my clothes but my boxers while my sister worked on her hair. I turned on the shower. We were in the same bathroom. I told her to leave but she said no. She asked me why I was so stupid. She was wearing only a bra and panties.

I never thought this would happen to me. I was blushing like crazy. It was hard to think straight.

I asked her to leave. I said we weren't allowed to be naked around each other. She said no. She had a bra and panties on. I said that is not enough.

She looked at me funny and said well then you're naked too. I had only my boxers on. I said yes but it's your fault. We've never seen each other naked. After so much badminton I wanted to cool off in the shower. I was pretty sweaty. I asked her to leave but she said no.

>>607389234

Op's a fag

I couldn't even think straight. My sister did her hair up in the mirror. I told her she was being obstinate. She called me a dweeb. I was wearing only my boxers. I'd never been so naked in front of my sister. She just laughed. I was very uncomfortable.

I turned on the shower. It's been so hot here recently that I needed one. My dad is doing renovations on the upstairs bathroom. I told my sister to leave. She started to her hair all up. I said go. She said no. She laughed.

It's a small bathroom. It's in the main hallway, just off the kitchen. We were very close. I was uncomfortable seeing her like that. We are not allowed. I don't think she cared.

She was wearing only a bra and panties. I've never seen my sister naked. She has never seen me naked either. I told her to leave. She said there was no problem. She asked why she should have to leave. I said we are not allowed to be like that near each other. She said she had clothes on. I said a bra and panties are not enough. She said that meant I didn't have enough on either. I was only wearing boxers.

the fuck is this?

I fucking love this one

>>607389595
Copy pasta

>>607389449
you retarded or something, this story is fucking repeating over and over.

I turned on the shower. My sweatiness necessitated a shower. I told my sister to leave. She kept working on her hair. I told her to leave. She called me a dweeb.

I said we were not allowed to be obstinate. She told me it wasn't fair. We were in the same bathroom. It's near the kitchen. I told her since I'm oldest I should make the rules. I was blushing like crazy. I was very uncomfortable. I think she sensed that.

I turned on the shower. I never thought this would happen to me. I had never seen my sister naked. We were very close. We were in the same bathroom. It's in the main hallway. I couldn't think straight.

I decided to step into the shower with my boxers on, then take them off and throw them over the railing so she wouldn't see me naked. She has never seen me naked. I turned on the shower. I stepped into the shower with my boxers on. I took off my boxers and threw them over the railing so my sister wouldn't see me naked. She called me a dweeb.

>>607389663
fucking new one for me

The shower was very cold. I was glad because it had been so hot outside playing badminton. I could hear that my sister was still in the bathroom. She was wearing only a bra and panties. I told her to leave. She said no.

I looked down and noticed that my penis was very hard. I was blushing like crazy. I wondered if my sister had seen my penis. She has never seen me naked. We are not allowed.

I told my sister not to be obstinate. I told her that she was breaking all the rules. She said she didn't care. She asked me if I cared. I said I cared. She didn't. I was very uncomfortable. I think she sensed that.

The shower was very cold. It was beginning to be too cold. I wanted to get out of the shower. But I was naked. I didn't want my sister to see me naked. She has never seen me naked. I asked her to leave but she said no. I told her I was done with my shower. She didn't care. I wasn't sure what to do. My penis was very hard. I did not want my sister to see my penis. I couldn't think straight.

I didn't know what to do. I told my sister if she didn't leave I woudld come out of the shower naked. She said there was no problem. I didn't think she would call my bluff. I didn't want my sister to see me naked. She never has. But I wanted to leave the shower. I told her that she would be seeing me naked soon. She said ok.

I gulped. I was blushing like crazy. We were not allowed to be like that near each other. We were in the same bathroom. It's a small bathroom. It's in the main hallway. Just off of the kitchen.

I never thought this would happen to me. I told my sister I was coming out. She said ok. I gulped. I stepped out of the shower.

>>607388912
Pics or didn't happen

Op wants Naked badmitten.

I looked down and noticed that my penis was very hard. My sister saw too. She laughed. I told her to leave. She said there was no problem. I said this breaks the rules. She said she didn't care. I was very uncomfortable.

I looked around for my clothes but they were missing. I asked my sister where my clothes were. She said she hid them. I said you hid them? She said yes. I was pretty mad.

I couldn't leave the bathroom naked. I was not allowed to do that. I told my sister to get me my clothes. She said no. I asked her why she was doing this. She said why not. She started to do her hair all up. She had never seen me naked. I never thought she would. I began to regret playing all the badminton. I didn't know what to do.

>>607388912
>Ran in and locked it
>come in it's unlocked
CONFIRMED for bullshit.

>>607388912
Holy shit - what's it like, playing badminton?

I was completely naked. I told my sister that she shouldn't see me like this. She said it was ok. She said if you are so against me seeing you why is your penis hard. I looked down and noticed my penis was very hard. I was blushing like crazy.

She said it wasn't fair that I get to be naked and she doesn't. I said you are naked. She said she had clothes on. I said a bra and panties are not enough. She said well then you are super naked. I said yes but it's your fault. I asked where my clothes were. She said she hid them. I was very uncomfortable. I think she sensed that.

She said she would take off her clothes. I said what clothes. She said her bra and panties. I had never seen my sister naked. I never thought this would happen to me. I gulped.

She was completely naked. I was completely naked. We were in the same bathroom. We were very close. It's a small bathroom. It's in the main hallway, just off of the kitchen.

I couldn't think straight. I said why are you doing this. She said it was fun. I told her to leave. She said why. I told her to leave. She said no.

I asked her where my clothes were. She said she hid them. I was blushing like crazy. She called me a dweeb. I said she was breaking all the rules.

She asked me if I knew about sex. I said a little. She said how much. I said not much. We are not allowed to know much about sex. She said she knew a lot. I said why. She said why not. I said we are not allowed. She said she didn't care.

I had never seen my sister naked. I looked down and noticed her vagina was very moist. I told her to get dressed. She did not. She called me a dweeb. I was very uncomfortable. I think she sensed that.

She kissed me on the cheek. I was blushing like crazy. I told her to get me my clothes. She said no. She was very close to me. She was completely naked. We were in the same bathroom. It's a small bathroom. She laughed.

>>607389947
You've uncovered the secrets of the internet
would you like to play again?
Y/N?

I never thought this would happen to me. We were not allowed to do these things. Our parents are very strict people. I said they will catch us. She said there was no problem. Our dad was just upstairs. He was doing renovations on the bathroom upstairs. I said he will hear us. She didn't care. She kissed me on the cheek. I couldn't think straight.

She asked me if I would like to learn about sex. I said no. She called me a dweeb. She said she would show me about sex. I said no. She said she didn't care. I said she was being obstinate. I looked down and noticed my penis was very hard. I was blushing like crazy. We were very close.

I had never seen my sister naked. I said it wasn't right. She laughed. She asked me if I knew what a vagina was. I said it's that. I pointed at her vagina. It was very moist. Good, she said. She was completely naked. I was too. We were not allowed. I was very uncomfortable. I thought we would be caught. I don't think she cared.

She asked me how much I knew about sex. I said not much. She said it was ok. She said she would show me more. I said no. I said we are not allowed. I said you are breaking all the rules. She said she didn't care. I told her to get dressed. She said no.

I asked her where my clothes were. She said she hid them. I didn't know what to do. I said why are you doing this. She laughed. I was very uncomfortable.

I told her to leave. She said no. I said we will be caught. My dad was upstairs. He was doing renovations on the bathroom there. We were in the bathroom downstairs, near the kitchen. I thought he would hear us.

I looked down and noticed my penis was very hard. My sister saw too. She told me it was ok. She said sister is here. I said I don't want you to be here. She didn't care. I was blushing like crazy.

She kissed me on the cheek. She said sex is fun. I wasn't sure about that. I told her to get dressed. She said why. She touched my penis. I gulped.

I wasn't sure what to do. I was very uncomfortable. I wished I had never played badminton. It was too hot to play badminton for very long anyway. We only got to play for half an hour. Then we had to take a shower in the bathroom. It's a small bathroom. It's in the main hallway. We couldn't use the bathroom in the master bedroom because we are not allowed there. Our parents are very strict people. I said we will be caught. She said there was no problem.

She was completely naked. I was too. I had never seen my sister naked. She had never seen me naked either. I told her to get dressed. She said no. I looked around for my clothes. They were missing. I wanted to leave the bathroom but we are not allowed to leave the bathroom naked. My sister laughed. She was very close to me.

am i the only one that finds this funny?

I couldn't think straight. I think she sensed that. I wanted to leave the bathroom. I asked her where my clothes were. She said she hid them. I said bring them to me. She said no. I said please. She said no. I said why. She said sex is fun.

She touched my penis. I thought we would be caught. I told her to get dressed. It was against the rules to be like that near each other. I had never seen my sister naked. She didn't care.

I looked around for my clothes. I saw them in the cabinet by her hair supplies. I put on my clothes. She said what are you doing. I said I am putting on my clothes. She said why. I said I am leaving the bathroom. I left the bathroom. She called me a dweeb.

I never thought this would happen to me.

>>607390375
No lol

Why wont you write straigth, its so hard to read like it is now

>>607389687
>My sweatiness necessitated a shower.
my sides

I was playing badminton in my boxers and I had to take a shower with my father doing renovations but he locked the door with my sister and I wanted to leave the badminton court but my sister was almost naked and I was very uncomfortable and she said it was okay and I said I don't want to be here but I don't think my father cared cuz he left to go play badminton with my naked sister in the shower. fuck.

>>607390609
No lol

>>607390860
No lol

>>607390915
No lol

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any good tor ?

>>607390765
Ribs have left orbit

Fucking beta wimp, get a fucking spine, shit.

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This is like some AI computer was tasked to write incest porn, but had some sort of floating point error, and the programmers are too busy jacking off to correct it.

In other words: love it!

>>607388912
spiderman plz

Quads confirms op is a faggot

DICK BUTT

So this is what aspie erotica sounds like

>>607389425
That's exactly what I was thinking. She had to put up her hair so they could do the weight test

>>607388912
tldr MOAR CAMELTOE FAGGOT, or sage

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>>607390765
underrated post as fuck

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What the fuck did I just read?

what the fuck...is op a retard?

Im high as shit but i tried to cut out all the bullsshit.

part 1/3?

>Yesterday my sister and I played badminton on the new court in our backyard. It's been so hot here recently that it made us pretty sweaty. After about half an hour we had to quit. We went inside to cool off in the shower.
>My dad is doing renovations on the communal bathroom upstairs and we're not allowed in the master bedroom or its bathroom. So we had to take turns in the bathroom downstairs. It's just off the kitchen, in the main hallway.
>My sister ran in and slammed the door shut and locked it before I could come in. I banged on the door and told her to let me have first turn since I'm oldest. But she said she wouldn't. She turned on the water and ignored me. I was pretty mad. But then I heard her call out, telling me to come in. I've never seen my sister naked. I asked if she was dressed and she said yes. The door was unlocked so I went in.
>She was wearing only a bra an panties. I told her that she shouldn't have let me see her like that because we're not allowed to be naked like that around each other.

>I was feeling pretty uncomfortable and I think she could sense that. She started doing her hair all up in the mirror. I was blushing quite a bit seeing her like that. It was hard to think straight. I told her again that she shouldn't be undressed in front of me.
>I was mad at her for not listening so I asked her why she was so stupid. I said we weren't allowed to be naked around each other. She replied that she had clothes on. I said a bra and panties are not enough. She laughed.

Oh god, this thread is glorious. My fucking sides, man.

>>607392893
part 2/3?


>I asked her to leave. She said no.
>I decided to take off all of my clothes but my boxers, and get the shower ready while she did her hair up.

>I took off all my clothes but my boxers while my sister worked on her hair. I turned on the shower.

>I asked her to leave. I said we weren't allowed to be naked around each other. She looked at me funny and said well then you're naked too.

>I couldn't even think straight. I told her she was being obstinate. She called me a dweeb. I'd never been so naked in front of my sister. She just laughed. I turned on the shower.

>I've never seen my sister naked. She has never seen me naked either. I told her to leave. She said there was no problem. She asked why she should have to leave. I said we are not allowed to be like that near each other. She said she had clothes on. I said a bra and panties are not enough.

>I decided to step into the shower with my boxers on, then take them off and throw them over the railing so she wouldn't see me naked.

>The shower was very cold. I was glad because it had been so hot outside playing badminton. I could hear that my sister was still in the bathroom.

> The shower was very cold. It was beginning to be too cold. I wanted to get out of the shower, But I was naked. I didn't want my sister to see me naked. I asked her to leave but she said no. I told her I was done with my shower. She didn't care. I wasn't sure what to do. My penis was very hard. I did not want my sister to see my penis.

>I told my sister if she didn't leave I would come out of the shower naked. She said there was no problem. I didn't think she would call my bluff. I told her that she would be seeing me naked soon. She said ok.

>I looked down and noticed that my penis was very hard. My sister saw too. She laughed. She said there was no problem. I said this breaks the rules. She said she didn't care.

I've been here since the fappening you fucking noob i should call anonymous on you just for posting this thread you stupid faggot you think you're an old fag? Bitch please i remember when doge was a fresh hot skiddly doo memus straight out of the frying pan. you're pathetic i bet you've never participated in a horse cock thread, fucking nerd never post on this board again or i will come to your house and shit in your mailbox so when you open it up you get doodoo on your hand and you get mad at hit your dog you think you're cool because you posted wew lad? you can wew your ass the fuck out of here lad, i will fucking smack your ass so god damn hard barack obama will say "wew lad" you think that meme is fucking funny? i have seen funnier jokes on seinfeld. whats that? you dont know what seinfeld is? that just proves you're not a real otaku nerd get the fuck off of my board

>>607393048
part 3/3


>I looked around for my clothes but they were missing. I asked my sister where my clothes were. She said she hid them. I said you hid them? She said yes. I couldn't leave the bathroom naked. She had never seen me naked. I never thought she would.

>I told my sister that she shouldn't see me like this. She said it was ok. She said if you are so against me seeing you why is your penis hard.

>She said she would take off her clothes. I said what clothes. She said her bra and panties.

> She was completely naked. I was completely naked. We were in the same bathroom. We were very close. It's a small bathroom.

>I couldn't think straight. I said why are you doing this. She said it was fun.

>She asked me if I knew about sex. I said a little. She said how much. I said not much. We are not allowed to know much about sex. She said she knew a lot. I said why. She said why not. I said we are not allowed. She said she didn't care.

>She kissed me on the cheek. I was blushing like crazy.

>Our parents are very strict people. I said they will catch us. She said there was no problem. Our dad was just upstairs. I said he will hear us. She didn't care. She kissed me on the cheek.

>She asked me how much I knew about sex. I said not much. She said it was ok. She said she would show me more. I said no. I said we are not allowed.

> She said sex is fun. I wasn't sure about that. I told her to get dressed. She said why. She touched my penis. I gulped.

>I looked around for my clothes. I saw them in the cabinet by her hair supplies. I put on my clothes. She said what are you doing. I said I am putting on my clothes. She said why. I said I am leaving the bathroom. I left the bathroom. She called me a dweeb.

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>>607390490
TL;DR
Stop repeating every sentence to infinity and get to the fucking point you fucking autist

>>607392893
But all the bullshit is the best part.

Someone archive this shit on Chanarchive.

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I haven't laughed this hard in a long long time, im fucking crying

>>607393195
I've been here since the fappening you fucking noob i should call anonymous on you just for posting this thread you stupid faggot you think you're an old fag? Bitch please i remember when doge was a fresh hot skiddly doo memus straight out of the frying pan. you're pathetic i bet you've never participated in a horse cock thread, fucking nerd never post on this board again or i will come to your house and shit in your mailbox so when you open it up you get doodoo on your hand and you get mad at hit your dog you think you're cool because you posted wew lad? you can wew your ass the fuck out of here lad, i will fucking smack your ass so god damn hard barack obama will say "wew lad" you think that meme is fucking funny? i have seen funnier jokes on seinfeld. whats that? you dont know what seinfeld is? that just proves you're not a real otaku nerd get the fuck off of my board

>>607393651
lol wut?

>>607389687
dafuq nigga

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>>607390252
>I wasn't sure about that

>>607389595
Pastainception

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Nobody steals my act

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>>607393651
Kill urself newfag

Does OP have stm???

>>607393102
youre a fucking newfag cunt

Good fap. Good fap.

>>607389234
Kek

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>>607390375
Its fucking fantastic, can't stop reading

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>>607390959
No lol

>>607390089

Y

>>607393181
Ima edit it to be sexy since the real OP ruined it. Fantasy time, boyz.


>She asked me if I knew about sex. I said a little. She said how much. I said "not much." We are not allowed to know much about sex. She said she knew a lot. I said "why?" She said "why not?" I said "because we are not allowed." She said she didn't care.

>She kissed me on the cheek. I was blushing like crazy.

>Our parents are very strict people. I said they will catch us. She said there was no problem. Our dad was just upstairs. I said he will hear us. She didn't care. She kissed me on the cheek.

>She asked me how much I knew about sex again. I repeated: "Not much." She said it was ok. She said she would show me more.

> She said sex is fun. She touched my penis. I gulped.

>I looked around for my clothes. I saw them in the cabinet by her hair supplies. I started to reach for them, but she cut me off and threw them in the still-wet shower, and turned it back on.

>She looked at me naughtily. I decided it was worth the risk of dad hearing us.

>I told her that I would have to punish her for ruining my clothes.

>She said "oh yeah?"

>I looked her in the eyes for 3 or 4 seconds, and then spun her around and pushed her up against the wall.

>I slid my still hard penis into her thigh gap from behind, the tip of my penis rubbing against her vagina. she let out a gasp of surprise.

>I stepped back and sat down on the closed toilet. I pulled my sister down over my knees like a naughty child, and began slowly rubbing small circles into her pussy.

>As i rubbed and massaged with my right hand, I drew back my left and spanked her hard, once.

> She inhaled sharply, and I could feel her pussy get even wetter.

>I slid two fingers in and out of my sister as she leaned forward and breathed heavy, steamy breaths.

jesus fuck im high. im probably ghonna stop haha, feels weird writing shit people will just insult haha

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>>607391876
its a toucan u CUNT

>>607395315
Stop being so new you fuck.

>>607389612

autistic porn

>>607389687
>we were not allowed to be obstinate

hahahahahaha

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this would have been much better as a cuck thread

>>607390130
>She asked me if I knew what a vagina was. I said it's that. I pointed at her vagina.

Fucking lost it

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to the archive

I found this all very difficult to masturbate to.

>>607393102
>I've been here since the fappening you fucking noob i should call anonymous on you just for posting this thread you stupid faggot you think you're an old fag? Bitch please i remember when doge was a fresh hot skiddly doo memus straight out of the frying pan. you're pathetic i bet you've never participated in a horse cock thread, fucking nerd never post on this board again or i will come to your house and shit in your mailbox so when you open it up you get doodoo on your hand and you get mad at hit your dog you think you're cool because you posted wew lad? you can wew your ass the fuck out of here lad, i will fucking smack your ass so god damn hard barack obama will say "wew lad" you think that meme is fucking funny? i have seen funnier jokes on seinfeld. whats that? you dont know what seinfeld is? that just proves you're not a real otaku nerd get the fuck off of my board

> fag

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>>607395004
winnnnnn

so fucking glorious

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>>607390490

But did you feel comfortable during the whole situation?

>>607397562
this is amazing
im tripping nuts and reading this is blowing my mind I'm laughing so fucking hard right now

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ITT: OP tries to be like this anon and fails horribly.

>>607397760
I think he felt uncomfortable. He even blushed once.

>>607393651
fucking summer with the baits and the counter baits and the summersissies falling for them damn it, the last summer left the fucking banana and now we have that law waw or something fucking hate this time of year

11/10

I felt really uncomfortable. I didn't care.

>>607398160

It's spring you fucking dumbass

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>>607398160

this was awesome op

>>607389669
Newfag

>>607399036
hell yeah it was

>>607398559
Every year.

Can someone compile OP's story for archive?

>>607398098
He was blushing like crazy. He was very uncomfortable. I think his sister sensed it. She said she didn't care. He had never seen his sister naked.

>>607399339
Or give original copy pasta?

10/10 op kekd hard

OP is a genius, a real one. Someone archive that.

>>607388912
so i listen to audiobooks as i fall asleep, its a ritual/habit for me, everytime i re-read something my brain was like "fucking audioplayer fucking up again" and i cant stop laughing to myself like a fucking moron. thanks /b/.

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>>607397140
anon u r OPs twink

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>>607389101
I can't deal with this shitty writing. I'm out.

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Good lord, this is like a slowly progressing infinite feedback loop, the fuck is even haplening right now?

>>607392893
>n in and slammed the door shut and locked it before I could come in. I banged on the door and told her to let me have first turn since I'm oldest. But she said she wouldn't. She turned on the water and ignored me. I was pretty mad. But then I heard her call out, telling me to come in. I've never seen my sister naked. I asked if she was dressed and she said yes. The door was unlocked so I went in.
>>She was wearing only a bra an panties. I told her that she shouldn't have let me see her like that because we're not allowed to be naked like that around each other.
>>I was feeling pretty uncomfortabl

>>607390375
I"m on the verge of pissing my pants here.

This is great

>>607390765
This thread is so fucking gold

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>>607399845

Someone archive this shit

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OP, you seem to have accidentally swallowed something

this is the dumbest thread I've ever seen, and I love every second of it. Best thread in a year or so.

>>607388912
Stacy from Durango

Last name John

>>607389334
Fark, my thoughts exactly!

>>607389559
My god, I feel like I'm having a seizure reading this. Or am in some time loop.

>>607389234
Ohiseewhaturdoin.jpg

>>607391384

Ha! nailed it.

I swear this is some post modernist literature level shit right here

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>>607389559
LOOOOOOOL oh god that fucking tickled my funny bone. Took me too damn long though.

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>>607402062

A POST

A post is trimmed, it is trimmed by the light and the bug and the post, it is trimmed by little leaning and by all sorts of mounted reserves and loud volumes. It is surely cohesive.

>>607389933
>I began to regret playing all the badminton.

I can't wew lad to this.

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too high for this shit

>>607388912
But why did you have to be weighed underwater?

The fuck this OP

COPYPASTAMINDFUCKHIGHCEPTION ACTIVATED

>>607389687
I am so fucking saving these.

I was very uncomfortable. I took off all my clothes but my boxers while my sister worked on her hair. I turned on the shower. We were in the same bathroom. I told her to leave but she said no. She asked me why I was so stupid. She was wearing only a bra and panties.

I never thought this would happen to me. I was blushing like crazy. It was hard to think straight.

I asked her to leave. I said we weren't allowed to be naked around each other. She said no. She had a bra and panties on. I said that is not enough.

She looked at me funny and said well then you're naked too. I had only my boxers on. I said yes but it's your fault. We've never seen each other naked. After so much badminton I wanted to cool off in the shower. I was pretty sweaty. I asked her to leave but she said no.

I am laughing so fucking hard right now

>>607389334
Same

>>607388912
>I banged on the door and told her to let me have first turn since I'm oldest.
I'm actually glad this is all just bullshit, because if someone actually said something like that, then ooooh boy..

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>>607388912
I tip my fedora to you
I wanted a good story thread but realized what you were doing the second post
10/10
the subtle light troll you pulled off
top teir
over 9000 keks
gr8 b8 m8 8/8 cant concentr8

>>607389334
Must continue reading

>>607388912
yiss real wincest can finally jerk off first time in months.

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>>607399874

>>607388912
English is not your first language OP.

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>>607388912

>>607388912
this post is gold.

>>607393102
Hahaha. Ha. Listen you fucking bitch, you're a newfag who thinks he's tough. You arnt. Spend 6 years on this site and I'll see if you're oldfag material then. I wish moot wasn't kill so he could call you a fag and cuck you. Back up kiddo.

>>607389449
Kek op is trolling hqrd americane are so stupid

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Best thread ever

I feel like this was written by somebody with serious mental disorders

>>607388912
Your'e all faggots.
there is an old pic floating around where the bro and sis do an underwater weight test. OP always repeats himself and never has a point.
2/10 for me pointing this out.

My sister and I played badminton in the shower. She was naked in only her bra and panties on the new court, We were cold and wet from the shower on the court. Her vagina was supple and soft. I was embarassed that our maid was watching us. I said let me leave and she said no. She said let me out I said okay. I just wanted to finish playing badminton. It was so cold in that court. So I just wanted to leave that bathroom. She walked to the sink. My sister and I partook in badminton in the kitchen next to the shower in the corridor beside the painting. I was about to take my cloths off. She wouldnt let me get dressed though. So we tried finishing our game of badminton as our butler watched.

>>607390006
http://a.pomf.se/ipcrex.png

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>>607408662

>>607408662
>>607408923
If for any scare newfags, it's a link to the full thread in one pic.

>>607408662
OH GOD

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>>607409142

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>Not allowed to
Ok... Either you are in some fucked up county with some strict ass parents. In some kind of weird fucked up closed community with weird ass laws and or "established rules". Your just fucking retared. Or your a troll. Which ever
>killself

>>607410579
Smells just like a new fag.

>>607410821
you fucking wish

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This thread was most excellent.