cont'd...

>go into school with black eye, get called down to councilors and explain the whole thing.
>"my grandpa died of alzheimer's recently... he was the only one who took care of me, and this song was the last thing he could remember in his later years, even once he forgot my name."
>"I learned all the words for him, his face lit up every time I sung it, and now that he's gone I'm just not ready to stop."
>greg just happened to german, I just happened to be polish
>"Greg always started making racial slurs whenever I sung it. I guess it's a polish nationalism song? He always hated me for being polish. It makes him really mad so I try not to do it around him, but one time I was singing it in the alleyway and I didnt realize he was behind me... here, I have a recording."
>greg called down at this point, arrives just in time and gives me a dirty look
>"Greg, anon has a recording he'd like you to hear"
>play it, first part is just me singing leakspin
>greg starts flipping out, angry as adolf
>"see how it affects him?"
>in the recording he starts attacking me, it's really obvious it's him
>greg looks terrified. stop the recording, i rest my case
>greg expelled, whole social ladder collapses
>his idiot friends resent me
>found out about a week later some ukranian nationalist murdered him? I guess the story got twisted somehow
>suddenly everybody is deathly afraid of me
>especially when I'm singing leakspin
>in history, put hand up for first time in forever to answer a question about ukraine
>girl next to me gets called on instead
>really perky to steal my answer, goes on a long, arduous lecture
>"aa tsi tsup ari dik ari dull an dik ari dill an dits tan dool..."
>class goes dead silent
>stare girl in eyes while singing
>she shakes and starts to cry
>put headphones in and zone out
>get an A+ on my assignment even though I didn't even write my name
>mfw when an entire school fears me because of leakspin

>>604830464
Prove this shit.
Record yourself singing leak spin.

Today OP was not a faggot

do you still have the recording?
post it...

>>604831386
Second that.

BASED

Leakspin: The Song Sung By The Angels of Death

>>604830551
A german named Greg
Yeah sure

bump for greentext glory

>>604832398
Why not? Greg can mean a lot of names

>>604831386
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Ok. Wanna hear a nigra story?

>>604833269
no
only feelgood stories please

The leekspin song is in fucking Finnish you asshat.

>>604834120
Yeah the majority of the lyrics are, but the chorus is actual gibberish you asshat^2

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>>604830551
>>604830464

>>604834314
It's still not fucking Polish

>>604834535
He just said that to get Greg in trouble I think but yeah, you're right

>>604834535
learn to read between the lines fgt

>>604833481
They're feelgood.
I'm just the main character
a nigra

>be me
>be 17
>staying at girlfriends house during spring break
>girlfriend will be called x
>anyway
>sitting on couch with x and her mom
>mom falls asleep
>look down to the left
>moms ass crack is out
>get hard
>start making out with x
>x starts jerking me off
>choke x
>she was into that shit
>start making out again
>x eyes are closed
>reach down
>lightly brush my palm against moms ass
>shes still asleep
>movie we were watching gets loud
>mom wakes up
>its late
>i was going home the next day
>x goes to bathroom to get ready for bed
>i go to the kitchen for a drink
>mom comes in
>thanks me for making x so happy
>hugs me longer than normal
>grabs my hands
>puts them on her ass
>i squeeze
>she laughs
>kisses me on cheek
>says goodnight
>dick explodes

read it

7/10

OP is polish. Confirmed toilet cleaner.

>>604835776
Is there more?