>>663508811
You never showed how much you really cared about me.
you couldn't even bother to send me some spicy pics

>>663508811
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now m8

>>663508811
there was already a 5 itt you cuck

>>663509046
again rolling

>>663508811
OK i'll see you but only if you sug my digg one last time

>>663508811
If you agree to a threesome I'll forgive you for cheating on me.

>>663509065
crappy winrar

Quit being a faggot

>>663508811

background?

>>663509046
roll

>>663509065
no, don't do this op, it's ruining everything

http://ithinkyoureswell.com/wordpress_2/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Young-Turks.mp3

>>663508811
Will you put a gerbil into my ass?

>>663509204
OP is already a fag

>>663509243
re roll

>>663509046
rolling

>>663509065
>>663509065
Please stop

>>663509046
rolllllll

>>663509314
once more

anyone has imgur of last threads?

>>663509104
roll

>>663509046
re roll

>>663509065
doesn't count because spam

tell her this OP

"I'm standing on the chair now"

>>663508811
OP is a fag

>>663509417
rooooooooool

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>>663509065
Fuck your pasta

8 decides

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itt op is massive beta fag who's breaking up with his girl over text because he's afraid to do it irl.

>>663509425
winrar

>>663509425
Winrar

>>663509308
no he's not, i like seeing that bitch suffering

>>663509482
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now m8

prove me that you really love me, and show me some tear on your tits

OP what is the story behind this?

>>663508811
Only if you will put a Gerbil up my ass. Lemiwinks style.

>>663509556
fuck off

>>663509482
let me fist you, then we gucci

>>663509498
winrar yet again

>>663509482
OK i'll meet with you but only if you suck my dick

>>663509046
reroll

>>663509482
You don't know me! I ain't no fuckin' Jew! I'm a black man, dick-sucker! Do I have ta say dat shit again?!

>>663509482
If you agree to a threesome I'll forgive you for cheating on me.

>>663509658
winrar

Since you're so forgiving babe, if you'll take me back, I promise I wont even mention what goes on with me and Elli or any of the other girls when you're around. Just focus on you babe. Of course that means you'll have to really outdo yourself in the bedroom now though.

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>>663508811

Look, we're not getting anywhere. Just come over, if you really want to make this work bag your tears and we'll use them as lube so I can stick it in your butt. If you're willing to make that sacrifice then at least I'll know you're as committed to me as I am to anal.

Hey smelly belly I don't want to talk to you you're too smelly.

>>663509610
rolling for this

>>663509711
checked

>>663508811
no, seriously. like as soon as I fucked that gaping treasure trove of STDs, I had to take two showers and shave my junk, because it started to linger. how can a vagina have smegma? anyways, yeah. it was nice to have a change from fucking a garbage disposal.

>>663509658
>>663509706

the win is here you fags >>663509498

haha im kidding fam i found this fone at the best buy idk who dis nigga is but he fukked up

>>663509610
roll

>>663509482
no, seriously. like as soon as I fucked that gaping treasure trove of STDs, I had to take two showers and shave my junk, because it started to linger. how can a vagina have smegma? anyways, yeah. it was nice to have a change from fucking a garbage disposal.

>>663509582
she cheated on him with his brother

>>663509482
just got in thread. What's going on?

>>663509556
Op is a cool guy, but you're a faggot.

>>663509498
deliver op fucking faggot u said 8 fuckk u m8

>>663509610
rolling

>>663509065
Rollerino

>>663509961
see >>663509934

>>663509961
OP is breaking up anonstyle

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7

just a prank bro

POST WHOÇLE THING PLZ

Shut you smelly cunt mouth Brittany the smelly cunt whore, FACE IT, we are done Elli loves my cock and i love her back, our relationship is perfect, now way in HELL i'm i going back to you, just please take a fucking shower i can smell your belly from the comfort of my fucking house.

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>>663510006
OP has failed to deliver at least 3 times.

>>663510114
And here we go

>>663509582
he cheated on her with his ex and now has no feelings for her, so he thought It'd be funny to ask 4chan to fuck up his realationship so that she doesn't want him anymore

I just can't take the bad sex anymore.

answer a simple :

''yep''

>>663510114
yea, you dtf?

>>663510114
this bitch is fucking retarded

>>663509934

ooooooh nice!! My ex treated me like shit when she left me so I was feeling sorry for her. But now that I see she fucking deserves it I just had an orgasm! Fuck yeah! I join the thread!

>>663510187
winrar

>>663510114
If dubs , OP send the link of this thread to her

>>663510187
Winrar I guess

Everything is about sex

>>663510187
Kek

>>663510114
im hard as fuck

>>663510114

OP is a massive fag and not taking legit gets, abandon thread.

>>663510260
roll

>>663509671
roll

>>663510114
No Brittany it's not all about sex but it's the only thing that's on my mind right now. So maybe we could meet and i could fuck you for a little bit and i could reconsider about this

>>663510114
I clearly don't care about you, even a little bit but so far you've threatened me. Yawn. If you get the chance, you should probably kill yourself.

>>663510187
WINRAR

i love you

Brittany I'm sorry but you have a smelly belly. Your belly is hella smelly.

Of course. You stopped sucking my cock every day. There has to be a penalty for that.

>>663510281
you're welcome brother

No, but you need to fucking please your man. Elli pleased me when we dated.

>>663509482
Filthy mutt

>>663509711
roll

>>663510300
Checkd

But No faggot

>>663510260
reroll

>>663510114
respect the legit gets fucking fagget nigg cunt
>>663509065
>>663509498

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7 again

>>663510114
Oh hell to the fuck no. You thought this wasn't all about how often I could use your cunt to jerk off? You're way too full of yourself you arrogant bitch. So take this as a valuable life lesson and know your fuckin place.

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>>663510482

>>663510187
>>663510477
dubs win

>>663510114
Pierce your clit and I'll consider forgiving your gross boringness.

It's the lack of a strap on, I've been yearning to have you slam me like I slam you. That's the only reason I been acting like this. You know I like my ass played with a bit but I want to take it further.

myy nigga

>>663509582
the story so far: OP is a massive beta douche who got dumped by his ex because she's a whore. Then he met a really lovely girl named Brittanny but she's not a whore, so it's not cool. In the meantime, his bitch of an ex made a cheap move on him so she can fuck things up. Now, OP's being a massive douche by playing a silly game on /b/ and he attracted the most immature beta cancer on /b/ to his megadouche thread. She will grow and move on. He will pay the price. Carma.

>>663510577
You always make such an issue out of sex.
I have needs you know

>>663509711
want to see this

>>663510550
Those are shitty gets, op it's doing fine

yep

>>663510617
top zoz

>>663510617
winrar

>>663510577
All I want is to put the pudding in the pudding pop

>>663510617
WINRAR

>>663510577
Ooga booga bannana nigga i name iz monky and i lik britani pussi smell lik fish i com and fuk u wen ?

>>663510518
Okay , at least got dubs

Rolling for " I'll go back to you if you and *name of ex* make a threesome with me"

>>663510373
This

>>663510662
Rolling

>>663510738
and u are a faggot

>>663510684
Not only that. OP is also a fag.

>>663510738

A get is a get, you don't get to pick and choose you enormous faggot.

>>663510847
Winrar, deliver OP

>>663510617
zozzled

>>663510847
Win

>>663510875
angry cause your father cucked you?

>>663510662
Kek strap on

>ITT: Betas who've never had a boring bitch.

Keep up the good work OP, hopefully she'll do better with the next nigga.

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>>663510617
>Pierce your clit and I'll consider forgiving your gross boringness.

4 decides

>>663508811
you is my hero op i want be like you when i grow up

>>663510966
Rar

so youre telling me that you would be my gf even if i dont have a dick?. hypocrite

>>663510662
This

>>663509711
4 get

>>663511050
You always make such an issue out of sex.
I have needs you know

>>663510577
if you don't like it, leave bitch. I really never cared about you. it's funny you thought that. it's funny that you think this is the only bitch I rammed while i was with you. all my friends laugh at you. you're a joke.

>>663510738
You are definitely as much a fag as OP

>>663511095
reroll

a kid with huge balls and cock

>>663510662
reroll

Not rolling.
Any one saved them all pics? Please post

True Love is gross

lel

>>663511050
"I like kids xxoxxx ;)"

>>663510974
Roll

>>663511091
reroll

>>663510577
>>663511050
I'm a child? You have the body of a 12 year old

you PEDO!

I wanna be a girl

>>663511050
Yeah , I like kids too

Send a picture of your tits, Brit.

>>663511214
WINRAR

"Wow...Elli would have done it..why do you have to be such a cunt?"

i just want you to shit on my chest

>>663510577
>Oh hell to the fuck no. You thought this wasn't all about how often I could use your cunt to jerk off? You're way too full of yourself you arrogant bitch. So take this as a valuable life lesson and know your fuckin place.

I know that you masturbate to my little pony, bitch. You like ponies more than me, you whore.

You're the kid. Never changing, you always want me to do everything.

>>663511110
roll

>>663511110
FUCKING ROLL

no really, i could forgive you

Don't worry I won't spread your nudes on the internet.
but please just bugger of while is masturbate to them one more time.

>>663511050

Btw Brittany. I'm going to post on the internet the secret sex tape we did.

>>663511214
winrarrrrr

>>663511110
rawling for this

>>663510974
>>663509065

>>663511305
reroll

>>663511110
DO IT OP

If it was all about the sex I would've left you so long ago. I can't believe you're so blind. Think about it really hard. Get over yourself.

send her nudes please

>>663511214
WINRAR DESU ~

>>663511412
reroll

>>663511110
rollerino

>>663511486
ROLL

>>663511110
yes. roll.

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>>663511110

>>663511486
ROLLERINO

>>663511110

THIS! NOW!

>>663511486
TO THE WINDOW TO THE RAWLL

>>663511344
Zozzle

>>663511110

Roll

>>663511543
rolling

>>663511434
WINRAR

>>663511214
deliver already OP

>>663511666
SATAN TRIPS DEMAND IT

>>663511110
FINISH HER! FATALITY!!

>>663511050
Omw to Ellis right now btw. Did you know she's pierced down there? Maybe if you were too I wouldn't have to ram her so often

Sorry. I just can't be serious about this because then I'd have to accept what I've done.

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>>663511214
5

>>663511110
Rollin

>>663511110
>friends

>>663511666

Satan checks

pee poo dick bum fart barf

send her dick pic if you cant then let 2 decide

>>663511110
Roll for this

>>663511824
This

>>663511831
Sure we can.\
Should I bring condoms?

>>663511831
sure why not, been a while since I boned your sister

>>663511831
Only if you let me put a gerbil in your ass

dick pic , send it

>>663511831
I can't I'm on Ellie's house sorry

>>663511831
Bitch, you are a game.

Send your tits and I'll come over.

>>663511831
op is a faggot that wont deliver legit gets fuck this thread

>>663511831
>if you don't like it, leave bitch. I really never cared about you. it's funny you thought that. it's funny that you think this is the only bitch I rammed while i was with you. all my friends laugh at you. you're a joke.

>>663511995
ayy winrar

>>663511831
>>663511831
>>663511831

OP FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK SHOW US A PICTURE OF THE BITCH, BLOCK HER FACE IF YOU NEED TO

>>663511619
Send that fucking pepe

>>663511965
WINRAR

>>663512046
roll

>>663511965
winrar

I'm already at your house. I've been watching you through the window this whole time

>>663512059
Roll

>>663511965
WINRAR

damn this bitch is just laying down power play after power play "come over" "we have to meet" "stop this game right now"

fucking disrespectful bitch

>>663511831
No for fuck's sake, leave me alone. [insert appropriate racial/ethnic slur]

I'll go over but i want head before we talk things through

>>663511965
>>663511975
>>663511995
ffs OP

;) ;) ;) ;)

>>663512080
this

>>663511831
Let me get my condoms from Ellis first, gonna need em

>>663511995
>>663512005
Fuukc the second one was better

whew, this thread is edgy

>>663512080
You might even say...OP is a fag.

>>663511831
Sure! Can we get a family fuck going?

>>663511965
REDEMPTION WINRAR

the hilarious thing is this seems like its turning her on in some sick way

Fuck you make me sick, like I honestly can't believe I put-up with such an obese sack of shit such as yourself for so long. I can't believe I ever said I loved you when it's so hard to visibly look at you or even hear your pathetic excuse for a voice. You're putrid and the way you've lived your life thus far actually made me realise I need a real girl who knows how to ride or die. Remember all those times I'd hold your hand as we layed there? I had to picture myself laying next to someone else to even manage getting through it, dah you're fucked babe

This cunt is so boring. I felt kinda bad at first but jfc. What a bore.

>>663511995
winner chicken dinner

>>663512337
don't cut yourself anon

>>663512332
Agreed.
You win some you lose some.

send me picture of your graphic card!

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>>663511110

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>>663511965

1 decides

Look we can talk, but my phone directory is acting weird and i have to put you back in it. Will you text me your number real quick?

>>663512495
OP is justified. She really thinks this shit Is a game.

>>663511824
Roll

>>663511965
WINRAR!!!!

>>663512701
op is a faggot

>>663512701
then kill yourself

Proove me your love, kill yourself

>>663512786
reroll

>>663508811
put a gerbil up your ass then i will think about it.

http://ithinkyoureswell.com/wordpress_2/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Young-Turks.mp3

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Suprised this didn't happen yet.
We have a first name and a friends first name.

ok im sorry , this is just my way of dealing with my love for you

adick pick

>>663512829
reroll

>>663512475
rell

>>663512701
sorry that was spellcheck messing with my message haha, i meant to say come round and fuck my ass girl

>>663512005
roll

>>663512701
Sorry

>>663512708
Roll

>>663512701
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL THRED IS DED

>>663512889
reroll

>>663512108