I fucked my mom and two of my aunts
Here's some tips to help you guys out

Obviously, alcohol helps.
You want her to get drunk enough so she lowers her inhibitions, but not so drunk she doesn't know who she's talking to

You don't want to come on to her too hard. Seduce her somewhat slowly. But when things start getting sexual. You want to pull your triggers quickly
She's not likely to back out through talking, but if you're in middle of foreplay, her conscious could get the better of her.
So basically skip as much foreplay as possible and go straight to sex

Remember that she's your mom and use her maternal instincts for you
Mother's want to take care of their children. Child birth and breast feeding(if she did it) gives them the ultimate bond with you.
She's be more bonded with you than any lover she's had.
The best way to do this is look desperate, pitiful, depressed, etc.
Your mom doesn't want to see you in pain, ever. Especially emotional pain. Her brain is wired to go "I have to save my son"
You being a depressed, desperate virgin is the emotional equivalent of you being pinned under a flaming car.
Instead of risk burning to death and lifting a 2 ton vehicle, she'll be more open to fucking you

You have to be very open, frank and to the point with her. Don't try to be vague or beat around the bush. You don't want her 'thinking'
The more she thinks, the more her rational brain will work. We don't want that

While you talk to her, you want to start touching yourself
Act like you're doing it subconsciously.
If/when she lets you know that she notices is when you want to act really embarrassed and ashamed. This is another state your mom never wants to see you in(at least in a serious matter)
She'll want to tell you "it's ok" and all that shit

>>599853366
Keep talking to her about your problems
If your mom is wearing any type of revealing clothing, you want to take peeks at her(I mean, you'll probably be doing it anyway)
But if you didn't a decent job looking her in the eyes, now is the time you want them to wander.
Again, if she notices, you want to look ashamed again.

Soon you're going to want to start touching.
Start with holding her hand(if you're not already)
Then you're going to want to move to her knees. Gently caress her knees
You don't want to do this long. You don't want her thinking about what you're doing
You're then going to want to move up her leg and start rubbing her inner thighs
Soft and gentle rubbing is what you want
When you see look down at you touching her legs. You want to go in for a kiss

Now she'll mostly likely react in a negative fasion.
Before she can object, you want to force yourself on her. Don't try to overpower her. You don't want her to get scared. You just want your bodies in as close proxcimity as possible
While you're trying to kiss her. Keep saying shit like "I'm so lonely" "I need you".
What you do NOT want to say is anything about her being your mom. You don't want to trigger anything in her mind that suddenly thinks "Oh shit this is my son"

If you did a good job of buttering her up, she shouldn't be resisting too much.
The main thing you need to do is let your mom know that you NEED her and she's the only one who can save you from the situation

If she's still resisting you, you fucked up. You can try a last ditch effort of being forceful again. But at this point, she probably made up her mind

>>599853399
Now if she's not resisting you, you need to put the check in the mail immedietally
You want to start undressing yourself. But only to your underwear. If she sees your dick before her clothes are off. That'll probably trigger a red light.
Once you get to your tighty whities, start undressing her pants. Don't bother with her top
Once her bottoms are off, you want to play with her pussy. Just to get it/make sure she's wet.
When she's nice and wet, you're going to take your undies off
Try not to let her take a look at your dick and where it's going.
Now, you can try putting a condom on here. This is kind of a make or break thing.
Get on top of her and insert as soon as possible.
You at one point want to pull out and have her suck your dick
You don't want to just fuck her in the throes of passion.
If she sucks your dick, she's actively doing something to you, and not you having done something to her
So let her finish you off in her mouth
Once you blow your load, you're going to want to do after sex cuddling with her
You want her to feel like she just saved you.
Cuddle with her and rub your face into hers. Say shit like "I love you" "You mean so much to me"

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>>599853399
>>599853432
what the

>>599854027
>>599853432
jesus christ

dead thread

>>599853432
Yeah so i'm pretty sure most people on here just like the comics and older women... not so much actually fucking their mothers.

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aw fuck yes

>>599852799
Sauce on this picture?

>>599857011
mistreated bride

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i would have probably slept with my mom by now if she were hot

>>599853366
>>599853399
>>599853432
You sick motherfucker
Nice doubles btw

>>599856643
I love the concept but id never fuck my own mom jesus christ thats disgusting

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why? why cant humans be normal?

>>599858398
BECAUSE I WANT TO FUCK EVERYTHING THAT TEASES ME

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>>599858398

>>599858599
oh god not that again

>>599858599
You saved it, right, anon?

more image!!!

>>599858599
what's in the webm?

>>599853366
>I fucked my mom and two of my aunts
>Here's some tips to help you guys out
Tip no. 1: Come from a family of degenerate whores where the women spread their legs for anyone, even family members

>>599858599

What was it?

>tfw your parents are both huge betas

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>>599859694
i only want the best for betas

why won't you believe me

>>599859875

no comprendo

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>>599857657
ya lost me at smegma

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WESTERN GARBAGE FOR YOU MAXIMUM PLEBS

>>599861277
i bet this happens in the midwest all the time

>>599861435
Those people over there are pretty damn kinky, then.

>>599861435
If only, lol

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>>599861605
imagine all that hot air and sun

the only thing you want to do is fuck your kids senseless

>>599862171
>>599862228
Nice!

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>>599853366
>>599853399
>>599853432

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>>599856964
that fucking filename

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>>599863179
Whoever made that comic, I like that artist.

do you guys have any pron that doesn't look like an atari game?

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>>599853366
>>599853399
>>599853432

>>599859302
Illegal

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>>599864255
dunno

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itt: Anons with mommy issues

>No good incest /ss/ hentai

>>599865952
how come all the good mommy porn is about how fluid the action is?

did anyone ever notice that?

>>599867449
more mom/daughter

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Elastic Girl

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Mom & son The Incredibles

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>>599868186
She's a pretty good MILF.

>>599868813

>Ima grip and sip

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>>599853366
>>599853399
>>599853432

>>599858487
I feel you m8

>>599870185
r8 paste/8

>>599859909
No.
Vete a la verga.

Anyone have that Weekend in the Cabin in the Woods comic?

>>599870718
img limit if anyone does