reply ''What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.'' and then post results, trust me :)

>>597719201
do
>>597719794
this or you are a huge faggot

>>597719201
Tell him to come find you so you can have the pleasure of raping his corpse.

>>597719794
Waiting on this, faggot deliver

>>597719201
OP, does this shit have facebook? Twitter? Tumblr?

OP deliver

>>597719794
Don't do this OP, he could be legion

>>597719794
THIS

Op you dun diddily goofd

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>>597719794
Op please delivar

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OP faggot giving barely any info, but I think I found the shitter. Looks like same girl in background picture.

>>597721925
Awww shieeeeet

>>597721925
charge your laptop pls

>>597721925
Dude you're running out of battery!

>>597721925
CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNN

>>597721925
please charge your battery and post pics

>>597722523
>change my battery
I'll charge it when its 10%, you fucks.

>>597722642
Stop being difficult, faggot.

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guyz stup! he said he is goin to hack OP we are all in danger! what if his from anamalous

lurkin
this can turn out to be good

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>>597719201

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>>597721925
Whoever this guy is, he is a whipped/edgy little faggot.

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>>597722642
Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure.
Confagcious

Now charge your laptop.

>>597723078
Fuck it. Someone give him a slap of reality.

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>>597723078
>cringing

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>>597723078
kek, look at this guy.
>nice hat

>>597723294

Ohp, there goes gravity.

>>597723425
grody

is that a fake "gf" he posted? why would anyone post a picture of his gf? thats just retarded I mean I would only do that if we were together on the same pic not just post a pic of a girl saying "my gf"

>>597721925
>>597723078
>>597723425

revealing personal information is against the rules.
reported.

>>597723425

> le hacker

Has an Iphone

Bahahahahah

>>597723078
>Not realizing he's doing that himself

>>597723425
why does he look so ugly?

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>>597723762

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>>597722523
>>597722342
>>597722246

you guys obviously aren't living on the edge.

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>>597723425
What do you guys think of his girlfriend? Also, I'm probably gonna stop posting due to impending ban.

>>597723955

im gonna see if I can fuck her in the ass...

>>597723955
ugly. probably british

>>597723955
Don't stop, faggot.

>>597723707
looks like they're sharing an account. Or more likely: he really just thought her up.

Guess his gf doesn't exist, looks like the faggot made a fake profile himself (and pretended his girlfirend 'hacked' his profile to send him a love message)

>>597721925
>Eminem
>Linkin park
>Lil wayne
What the fuck...

>>597723425
aahh shiiiet dis must be le famous hax0r 4chan, i heard so much about

>>597724489
lol you beat me bro

look at mutual friends

this is fake as fuck

>>597723460
Oh my anal cavity.

>>597723078
He liek the muskang

Not worth your time op he is one ugly fucker humiliate him in front of a crowd by calling to attention his flaws and I guarantee his low self esteem will make him cry

>>597724701
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, OP is obese and heavy
There's sperm on his sweater already, dad's spaghetti
He's faggy, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop his balls,
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,
The whole chan goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the meme won't come out
His spaghetti's out, everybody's jerking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, Oh my anal cavity
Oh, there goes Anon, he came
He's so edgy, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't fuck it, he knows this whole black's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's shit
He knows that but he's a twit
He's so absent, he knows
When he goes back to his mom's home, that's when it's
Back to the basement again, yo
This whole rhapsody
He better go screenshot this meme and hope it ain't stale pasta

>>597724489
its more like he created a gf for himself...

>>597723425
Some black girl trying to add you

Kek faggot

facebook/heather.sheldon3

her mom.

someone photoshop a pic of this girl into a and I will send it to her mom. I don't have the same photoshop skills some of u faggots do. but I got the balls to deliver the package...

>>597725218

into a nude*

>>597719794
Kill yourself!

>>597719201
this is the type of socially awkward virgin thats probably lurking in this thread as we speak

>>597723078
Please accept that friend request first.

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>>597724925
10/10

>>597722416

THESE WOUNDS, THEY WILL NOT HEALLLLL

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wtf? Looks like his "gf" uses him as a cover pic, too. Now I'm doubting her fiction again...

>shoop OP's photos to make it look like she is sexting
>send them to leet haxor feggit

that's all you need to do

You know, often I get bullied for associating with my fellow carrot kin

>>597725483

her mom posted on his fb

facebook/heather.sheldon3

someone shop a pic of her into a nude and I will send it to her mom

>>597725483
lol like any real girl would want that thing on her cover. fake as hell bro

>>597725712

let this happen.

>>597724256
>Connecticut
>British

That guy got a girlfriend and i'm still single.. damn i cant be worse can I ?

>>597725944
Shes probably really fat, notice all her extreme close ups

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>>597725218
I'd do it, but I'm not at home ...

>>597725483
>when civilians think acu's are worth a shit because the army uses them
gets me every time

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>>597725725
dunno. she isn't too good looking neither.

>>597726165

do it later if no one else will, and send the pic to my email phochan420@gmail
I will totally send it.

>>597726422

she fugly, but it don't matter, cuz we gon send her titties to her mama n make her drink bleach...

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>>597726582

>>597726582
That's a lot of talk for somebody who's not actually going to do anything. But whatever makes you feel cool, anon.

>>597725483
Dude isn't even in the army. His uniform all fucked up.

Unless he is black ops.

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>>597726582

>>597727176

Stolen valor is funny tho

>>597727064

I reset my proxies at least twice a week due to being b& from b.

I deliver

>>597727176

>black ops

Not with that acne no.

>>597727505
I didn't think you could possibly sound more like a faggot trying to look cool, but you proved me wrong. Good job, dude.

>>597727505
got any recommendations for good free proxies

>>597727854

*tips fedora*

>>597727946

ya, learn code

85 replies, zero fucking deliveries...

WHY AM I STILL LURKING /B/

>>597726422
Kek

Bumping for justice and interest.

This isn't about a PA request, this is about the lulz.

Bumping with faggot minecraft profile.

www.enjin.com/profile/2628802/posts

she has a nigger baby b. justice needs to b served!

meetme com/member/36685046

ITT: One anon repeatedly makes personal army requests while other newfag anons pretend to be 1337 haxors but don't actually do anything because mommy might yell at them.

Steam ID found.

Godlikekill

Riley- United States.

Picture is a skull

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>>597725307
>Being with new
Kill yourself anon

>>597729483

whoa dude! ur talkin too loud. my mom might here. quit being a fackin narc

>>597729483
I thought this is a cringe thread?

I'd be the haxor but it's almost my bedtime and I don't want my mommy to take my pocket money off me again.

>>597727248
Why does she have the napkin on her head, whys the indian girl wanna fuck me, and whys the guy look like I just whipped out my dick? I mean, the last two add up.

>>597730100
it is

OP here. It's ok, you can call off the personal army. I've finally sprouted a pair of balls and can fight my own battles now. K thx bai

NYPA faggot op

>>597730776
lolnope

>>597730776

no chance faggot. I already sent her mom a msg on fb with link to this bread...

>>597730776
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

>>597731214
Gotta love the newfags who still think that does anything. Sending a message to somebody who's not your friend makes it go to their spam inbox and they get no notification for it. Most people don't even know that inbox exists and nobody checks it.

>>597730776
War was declared. You're just a pawn now OP.

>>597725483
>cover indoors
>collar hides the fact he's not wearing a sand tee
>sleet sleeve
>no name
>selfie
>uploads his selfie to the internet.
0/10 would not go to Afghanistan with

You guys are idiots. Seriously.

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wot da fook m8?

>>597731644

not if their fb has no filters and is wide open for the world to see...

>>597719201
>http://www.wfsb.com/category/222096/wfsb-livestream
wow you're fucking off some beta faggot

you're great alpha

>>597732183
Nope, still goes to that other inbox. Doesn't matter if their privacy settings are on minimum.

>>597725483

>Head Killa at Killin Fakers
The edge is too much

>>597732497
Nice try OP

>>597726041

seconded, that was my first thought too.

fat as fuck, fire the harpoons!!

>>597732497

how do u know? unless ur mark zuckerberg? did u create the facebook?

>>597733050
Because I've been in a thousand threads like this, and that's how it works every single time. Lurk moar, you'll learn too

>>597726041
>>597733029
>>597731995

she hot as fuck! see? dat nigger baby hardly rekt dat pussy at all

>>597733200

oh, so u just believe everything u hear on b... makes sense

hey I just read a thread that said its ok to b jewish... must b ok then

>>597732955
OP's the one with the personal army request, if anything he'd be trying to get people to message them. I don't give a fuck either way, I was just pointing out how useless it is.

I sent her this "- Dolphins are capable of manipulating their vaginal muscles in order to provide maximum pleasure. Women cannot
- Dolphins secrete a substance that allows you to endlessly ejaculate as long as your dick remains in the vagina. women cannot
- Dolphins cannot cheat on you as they do not form lasting, intimate relationships. Women can, and not only can, buy enjoy doing it
- Dolphins do not mind if you fuck another dolphin. A woman will kill you if you fuck another woman
- Dolphins don't mind if you cum inside either. She won't force you to pay child support for 18 years like a woman. She can't even get pregnant
- Dolphins won't leave you for another dolphin with more money. Dolphins do not have a system of currency and are not consumer whores like women
- If you are the submissive type, dolphins can be aggressive, and far more convincingly aggressive, not like a 140 pound bitch who doesn't scare anyone
- Dolphins do not expect you to spend exorbitant amounts of money on them
- Dolphins give up easily
- Dolphins do not demand superior rights to men
- Dolphins do not organize dolphinwalks
- You can ride a dolphin through the ocean
- Dolphins are more intelligent than women

Everything a real woman can do, a dolphin does better, and without being a bitch. So why haven't you fucked a dolphin yet?"

>>597730821
Bit late you stupid cunt

>>597733380
Are you retarded or something? I don't think that because somebody said it on /b/, I know that because I've sent messages to people in threads just like this, and even if that person has a public profile, it goes to the spam inbox.

>>597732497
You're wrong

>>597733453
>why haven't you fucked a dolphin yet?
reevaluating life goals now

>>597733380
>newfag alert

im not the guy you were replying to but dude you are straight up dumb

>>597733638
>>597733610
>>597733380
>>597733200
STFU WHO CARES.

>>597733638
Dunno how you can dispute that, when it's an actual fact. Go ahead and try, you'll see.

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they both look like ugly trailer trash lmao why are you even humoring them

>>597733610

oh, so u tried it... and im the faggot

>>597733713

how so?

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should we ruin their lives?

>>597733713
>newfag alert on your newfag alert

>>597734562

whos being a faggot?

>>597733927
Yeah sorry to say ladies as a facebook fag I can confirm this

Captcha: Jaculator

>>597734987

r u mark zuckerberg? did u create the facebook?

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>>597735174
My face is the book. Trust me

Don't send the nudes to her mom, send them to him claiming she sent them to you.

Im confused about how you started talking to this guy. Do you know him? Or is it just some kind of app where you chat with strangers?

>>597736051
sauce? thats hilarious

>>597735450

more like the cum target

>>597735965

I know him. I finger banged his gf and he found out. now hes threatening to kill me and she is claiming rape. im fukked b

>>59773596look for kik in AppStore

>>597736199
Got it from this cool site called 9gag check it out!

>>597731995
Lol, pathetic.

Got her number, bet you fags won't troll her with random pics. Nine eight zero 581 four three three seven

>>597736321
THIS IS WHY THE NUDES SHOULD BE SENT TO RILEY CLAIMING THE GIRL SENT THEM.

>>597736506

tell me about it. it was on her fb. her job, not mine bruh

>>597723078
>>597719201
>>597719201
>>597719246
Ahahaha I live in Altamonte springs fl.

Sup op, nigga givin you trouble?

I got a truck and a bat. Lets do this.

>>597736590

too late, I already whiteknighted this faggot in hopes riley knows who he is and throws him a beating next time sees him... better watch ur back OP cuz ur prolly gonna get a beatdown! lmao

>>597736636
Yeah, I'm just saying she's pathetic.
Knew a girl who did that once, but picture didn't stay that long up because people noticed it was shopped and started laughing in the comment section. I feel bad I didn't save it.

>>597719794
THIS

>>597736909

hers has been up since like 2011 or sum shit. this slut has no shame. I mean cmon bruh, she had a niglet!

>>597731995
10/10 would punch in shooped face

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>>597723762
White knight faggot.
Captcha: adlel

>>597737271
with your cock?

>>597724701
What he wrote down the whole crowd goes spaghetti
He opens his mouth but spaghetti won't come out.

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here b

just to keep it interesting...

dubs gets moar...

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Like srs.

just got a fb response from riley! apparently OP has been harassing his gf for blow jobs. lulz I will post convo

>>597738988
1. Nice dubs
2. Okay OP's a faggot then.

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>>597739266

waiting for him to send proof

>>597739648
Bump for interest

>>597739648


op info incoming b

>>597739648
Huge bump

Holy calamity, scream insanity! All you ever gonna be is anither great fan of me.

>>597739648
damn its like a soap drama
but without the jews
bam dum tss
*insert le 9gag maymay*

>>597739648
Ask for OP's facebook

>>597740499
>>597740449
holy dog balls go back to reddit you niggers

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>>597740499
Its a meme you dip!

>>597740665
Nigger its a song from TH underground 2.

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this is OP

>>597740665
Check em nigger

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Better update your passwords, OP.

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confirmed in convo

>>597725483
OH MY GOD PUT THAT MANDARIN COLLAR DOWN YOU FUCK. YOU DON'T EVEN POP THAT WEARING AN IBA ITS AS UNCOMFORTABLE AS FUCK

>>597740884
Damn OP is one mighty faggot

ABANDON THREAD

>>597740884

let this nigger have it b!

>>597740499
>>597740800
Based dub gods.

You'll be surprised very soon OP

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>>597740884

>>597741337
Nice try, op.

>>597738988
Oh this will be glorious

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Concidering that this is OP, I think we can abondon this thread.

Also, underage?

>>597738988
>OP has been harassing his gf for blow jobs
My kind of guy, OP confirmed for not being a faggot

im still talking to riley on fb. he said someone sent his gf's mom a msg and the link to this bread. so theyre all watching now! lulz

u know what to do b! post the most fukke dup shit u got for the viewers!

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bump

Can we just get both of thier addresses already? I want to send them both countless pizzas.

>>597741337
u are one stupid fuck op

>>597740884

that looks like the guy from the okcupid screenshot who has a really small head/talks about fashion. anyone know what im talking about?

>>597723762
dont forget to sage :^)

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>this is why you don't make personal army requests

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Wut?
>>597741729

>>597741715
Never mind didn't look at these first
>>597741712
>>597740884

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op dun goofed

>>597739648
Any news?

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lets post tons of highly graphic gay porn on his facebook

>>597741729
It's quite obvious you are a child, just stop

>>597742247
yes

>>597742276

no

lets leave OP alone and not be faggits

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>>597742276

>>597742384
nice try op

>>597742384
fuck off OP

>>597742427
Thanks, Dr. Penis!

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>>597742039

>>597742384
do you know where you are?

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>>597742561

>>597742427

Thanks Doctor Penis!

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>>597742675

Tell her you are a member of the KFA

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>>597742675

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coming in to this thread late

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white knight work sometimes.

>>597741729
>u know what to do b!
>what to do b!
>b!
Yeah, not side with you, that's for sure. As much as OP is a fag, so are you. Newfag even.

>>597742364
>yes
You said you're waiting for him to send proof. I asked about news on that. Did he send you the proof or not? If he did, lets fucking see it.

>>597738179
whut

>>597742903

OP is an immense faggot, and wants a bj off a trap. He's raging now because he got found out, and /b/ is waiting for proof on whether he was being a bitch, or alpha.

>>597740628
shit

>>597719794
You guys are boring faggots

>>597743125
>coming to 4chan cause u cant get a BJ from a fat trap slut

>alpha

choose one

>>597742962

get with the times newfag! proof was added to bread long time ago!

>>597733453
fucking lost it

you're both fucking retards OP

first of all you're trying to fuck someones girl, you look dumb as fuck, you post details of other people but fail at covering up your own

now for riley, fuck you for wearing that uniform. if you're not in, take that shit off you little motherfucking faggot. i will find your ugly ass and falcon punch your acne infested jaw and curb stomp your dumb ass

>>597741712
Cutie af.

>>597743246

>implying i care if OP is any of those things
>not waiting to see if OP gets shamed.

feggit

>>597719794
this a fantastic meme that the general populace is totally unaware of!! good show, my boy!

>>597743411
hurr derr respact da turps MURCIA muh freedoms

fuck off

>>597743313
Where?
>>597741159
This? That's not proof of OP asking for a blowjob.

>>597743638
kill yourself

When did this turn into a cringe thread?

Hahahahaha this is the best fucking thing to happen to me today. Thank you /b/ for all your hard work! To OP, maybe you'll think twice before personal army requests.

>>597743638

ive convinced riley to join the bread. he is going to post the proof op is a faggot...

now calm the fuck down faggot

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Proof of OP harassing my GF

>>597744007
plz continue

>>597743868
it was the whole time...

>>597744007

post the whole convo u sent me on fb.

Both parties are faggots and should be executed.

>>597744007
>>597744105

Post OP's facebook you raging cunt, i'm getting bored.

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>>597744105

>>597744278
This

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>>597744105
That's no way to treat a m'lady OP.

op where is your girl at? this kid that shows off his airsoft uniform on facebook and has medium acne actually has a girl and you just look plain homo. if i'd hear someone talking like that to my wife i'd crack your puny little skull. get real.

all we need now is OP's info and dox was successful

anyone msg OP yet?

>>597743975
>proof was added to bread long time ago!
>ive convinced riley to join the bread. he is going to post the proof op is a faggot

I can't calm down, you excite me. You're jumping all over the place.

dont worray op
/b/ is to lazy to do anything anyway

>>597744975
Fuck off

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OP and Riley.

>pic related

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Someone post the fucking messages already for fucks sake.

>>597744940

it aint easy when u show up late and gotta take over the bread on ur own...

wtf is "the bread" all you faggots keep talking about???