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Saw a black Backpage hooker. She gave me a bj and let me play with her tits. Was getting ready to leave, saw she was watching movie on Netflix, asked if I could watch rest of the movie with her since she wasnt busy. She says sure. We end up cuddling on bed watching and she rests her head on me and i wrap my arm around her. Movies over but offer her a few bucks if she could rub her pussy for me, she does. I jack off while i squeeze her black tits while she fingers herself. Suck her tits. After I finish start walking out, she says she has a prob with laptop and asks if i can help, I do. She thanks me and walks me out naked.

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>>662070401
Not any worth telling

>>662070731
how much for that? any other pics?

>>662070589
>paying for sex w/a nigger
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

>>662070589
I salute you.

>>662070589
>>662071175
Dont listen to this fag, he sucks his daddy's dick, fact.

>>662071568
you are a fagget
fact

>>662070831
$60/hr hence why I wore the condom.

first time being a john not long ago
>just landed in Los Angeles
>hornier than your mom around niggers
>just got paid so I'm looking for puss
>see 6/10 on backpages
>white girl with a fat ass and a seemingly good body
>called her set it up for an hour from then meaning 4:30 am
>get to her room
>she's a 3/10
>fat stomach
>pimples all over
>constantly stretching herself
>addict
>too turned on to care
>set my shit down
>start talking
>turns were from the same hometown
>"I just want to fuck"
>gives me condom I put it on
>she sucks dick half assed
>tells me she doesn't ride
>convinced her to do it
>sitting on my dick not moving just sitting for 3 minutes
>tell her she's bad at it and fuck her doggy style untill I bust
>pay her $120
>go to bathroom to piss she follows me in
>she sprays fabreeze into her pussy
>grab my shit and leave quickly

>>662072366

kek

>>662072366
Sounds about right for LA

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>on back page, just out of long term relationship
>find 8/10 latina with super nice ass
>call her, book appointment for that night
>she comes by my apartment, i pay
>i go into bathroom to get condoms, come out and she's in her panties
>C-Cup titties, nice ass
>she pulls down my boxers and starts sucking me off
>get super hard hearing her moans
>put condom on, have her ride me to start
>i suck on her tits while she rides me, feels amazing
>put her on her hands and knees, she goes into amazing doggy style position (arched back, head in the pillows)
>put her on her back and start pounding her
>feel i'm about to cum, announce it
>she gently touches my neck and shoulder, cum buckets
>seriously, no idea how just her touching me made me explode
>she got dressed, we hugged, she put my name in her phone
>never called her again

over all, not bad. would recommend.

>>662072366
nice dubs...horrible story

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>>662070589
I like you anon

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Saw her for about 80 for half an hour. She told me she was lactating if i was into that. I wasnt but I figured why not. Takes off her bra and i start sucking. She talks about how she just had a baby so she can milk her tits, and telling me how to suck so i can drink some. I swallow as much as I can while sucking off both of her nipples. She sucks my dick off and finishes me.

>>662072059
go wipe your tears on your daddy's pubes fag

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>>662070401
I've had many hours of fun with this escort

>>662070401
>be me
>pretend I misunderstood OPs request
>write shitty green text story
>punch line I was playing video games
>everyone keks
>too much meta

Boring.

>>662073454
sounds like she's going to make a great mom

>>662073515

thats a fucking guy.

>>662074036
yes

I'm bisexual

I can do what I want

>brought hooker over to house
>told her I wanted to roleplay father daughter
>offered more money for her to call me daddy every once in a while
>she was reluctant but took the money
>sucking my cock, I'm brushing her hair and cheeks
>tell her "look at daddy while you suck it"
>she looks up, eyes a bit strange looking
>"there's a good girl"
>she blinks and tears roll down her face
>decide it's hotter than it is fucked up, keep going
"you're so good at this princess, but you can't tell your mother okay?"
>the more I said to her the more she cried, and she was really messed up after a while, sobbing with my dick in her mouth.
>she tried to pull away and stop because it was too much, and that's when I held her in place and really fucked her mouth hard.
"I'm cumming baby girl, be sure to swallow daddy's cum"
>she pulls away, dick out of her mouth
"STOP PLEASE DON'T DO THIS"
>was close to cumming when she pulled away, so I grabbed her and shoved my cock down her throat and came hard
>she broke down sobbing
"swallow"
>she shook her head
>held her chin and pointed her face towards mine
"swallow daddy's cum NOW"
>she reluctantly swallowed my cum
>I brushed her hair out of her eyes and kissed her forehead
"daddy loves you, now stop crying your mother will be home any minute"
I did feel a bit bad but holy fuck that was an intense blowjob.

>>662074190
haha dude that's fucked. but damn hot at the same time. half the reason there escorts because of daddy issues. you really hit her at her core.

>>662074444
yeah I figured she was a bit fucked up to begin with but she could have said no to that shit at the start.

>>662072299
>implying being willing to bb with any class of hooker
dumbass
>implying finding a hooker willing to bb
likely false in my experience

>>662072366
get tested anon. That's some shady shit. There are screening websites for the hobby out there.

>>662074190
You, I like you

>>662074190
Link to her add

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>>662074190

I live in Japan, my current girlfriend was an escort for the yakuza when she was younger. No stories though.

>>662074444
checked

>>662074718
Hell na bro. Prob bs bc internet but.. THATS how you get your money`s worth. Noiice

>>662074879
this was a long-ass time ago lol sorry. Before internet and before hookers insisted on condoms for oral and all that stupid shit they do these days.

Also I'd probably get my dick bitten off if I shoved it completely down her throat today lol

>>662072366
voooomit

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have a huge facial fetish
>be me not jerkin off for 2 weeks
>see blonde escort 8/10
>nice face beautiful blue eyes small tits
>agrees to 100 bucks for bjs and facial
>sucking cock real good
>trying hard to hold my cum back
>was easy because no deep throat
>tell her to look at me when she socks my cock
>love dirty talk
>tell her to beg for my cum while sucking my balls
>"I want you to cum all over my face baby"
>that line always gets me
>pull cock out of her mouth and tell her to really beg for it
>"cum all over my face"
>fucking jerk my cock and the biggest load I have ever given
>hnnnghhh.jpg
>covered her face eyes mouth nose cheeks
>cum just dripping down her chin on her tits
>she instantly flails her arms and says
>"holy fuck"
> I'm still standing there jerking my cock and feel fucking great
>just covered this sluts face with my load
>she says it's the biggest load she ever got
>see her the next week and she says no more facials from me
>fucking kekked

>be me
>in period of my life where i had no one to fuck, horny and lonely as fuck
>get super wasted

i honestly dont even remember how i got ahold of this hooker. it was through backpage, but i dont remember calling her or picking her up.. anyways... this is what i do remember

I drove us a marriot hotel parking lot for some reason. We talk for a minute, and being my beta self, i start talking about her our personal lives and shit. Eventually, i get the balls to ask her to suck my dick. she says she will if we go to a more discreet location. she then asks for my $40 "donation" i give it to her. she then gives me directions to one of the sketchiest parts of town. i park on the side of a house. she begs me to come inside. she also informs me there are guys in the house, but they wont care. we will just go straight to her room and fuck. im weirded out by this and say no. a car pulls up by us. she says its one of the guys. she gets out of my car and gets in his car. they drive off. i never see her again.

bitch stole my $40. sorry if this story didnt make sense. im drunk

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>>662070401
I have a 20 year old sugar baby who i fuck 4 times a month for $100 a pop. been doing it for 3 months, shit is cash.

>>662074798
whores have lower rates of STDs that the general public

true story look it up faggot

>>662075449
>see an escort
Where does one see an escort?

>>662075618
:,(

>>662075735
visit an escort backpage ya diggg

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>>662075639
she's white, skinny, small tits, college student, very clean, sucks dick like a champ. haven't gotten her to bareback yet but i think i will.

>be virgie
>bored cause school doesn't start till monday
how do i get a hooker and not get aids or something? i looked at backpages but it still seems sketchy

I'very been an escort for bout a year now. Any questions? I have pictures, but they have my agency's logo and fuck that

>>662075681
unprotected sex with anyone of unknown status is the highest level of retarded.


faggot.

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>>662076194
google this:

eccie [your town] independent provider reviews

find a hot one priced in your budget with good reviews

>>662076218
what kind of panties are you wearing? Color/style/size/brand and pic if you're feeling generous

>>662076218
crop them

where you from?

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>>662076218
questions? it aint' nothing new honey. tits + timestamp or gtfo

>>662070401
Got a blowjob and my ass sucked off by a Southern girl escort BBw blonde and she calls me a week later asking me to come back no fee

>>662076372
Toronto, it's not a bad city and my clients are pretty decent for the most part :)

>>662076218
Tits or gtfo

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>>662076307
do you really KNOW the status of any chick?

you can buy STD kits online for a few bucks now and test on the spot, but it is still possible for the test to miss it and catch something anyway. i only BB chicks that i've had in chastity belts for 90 days.

you've got the right idea about condoms, you are just a faggot for thinking regular girls are cleaner than whores. its the opposite

>>662076218
I'm in toronto. and actually thinking of an escort let me know. I'm near bathurst

Cropping photo, gimme a sec guys

>>662076548
do you suck without condom?

>>662076875
I can recommend a few good ones to ya if you want. I know quite a bit about all the major TO agencies

>>662077080
Yes I do, but no sex without one.

>>662077080

If she does then you don't want to put your dick near her. Unless you already have a diseased cock

>>662077096
yea let me know some. or even you if youre available

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140 for half hour so kinda pricey but she had good reviews. She was a milf (around 40) first i had. Shows me her big fake tits and asks if ive ever been with a mature woman, say nope and go in to suck off her plastic tits. They were so good. Its followed with her sucking me off really bareback, really passionately, then riding me covered cowgirl, then i flip her for doggy. we lay on her bed and she strokes my cock while i rub her pussy and feel she has a big clit with some nice pussy lips, she had some deep moans that were so hot..I suck on her tits some more and we end up french kissing for the last few mins. We talk a bit afterward, tells me she owns a painting business then walks me out and I thank her.

>>662077080
NEVER kiss an escort (oral herpes is easy to get)

if she offers to suck you off without a condom, you should hear a loud scream in your mind "DANGER WILL ROBINSON"

that shit is not safe at all. this is why college girls have higher STD rates than actual fucking money accepting whores

In NZ all hookers are ragdolls
0/0 would not get dicky sticky

>>662077220
do you swallow? what are your rates and pics pls

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Das me. This photo shoot was from an old agency though

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me btw

>>662077529
I don't swallow normally, unless my client is someone I would fuck outside of work

>>662075618
Sounds about right

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>>662070589

>>662077590
airport golden spa?

>>662076548
hit me up

[email protected]

>>662077836
do you kiss?

>>662077999
Nope. I don't work out of spas, they don't really appeal to me. I like more hygienic, private work environments

>>662077463
So true. Almost all escorts ive seen are very defensive and will require condoms and most will not kiss you.

You take your chances more with a college girl who drank too much than a pro.

>>662078150
Yes, unless you're nasty.

>>662070401
>be 19
>join army because broke
>meet dude there
>gayest fellow Ive ever met
Im from CA, thats saying a lot
>outside smoking with him
>tells me he used to be escort
>sucked and fucked at least 500 cocks in a year
>$300 a cock
>we were sharing a smoke at the time

>>662075618
Sorry to hear that anon

>>662078073
Will do

>>662078167
so you working tonight?

>>662078513
Naw, I work on sunday

>>662075639

I gotta get me a couple of these.

>>662078606
okay anyone you know working tonight?

>>662074145
> I can do what I want

I feel like you've screamed that at your parents before running out the room a couple times amirite?

>>662078789
Yes, plenty of girls c: What are you into? GTA ya?

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No

>>662078966
yea in downtown toronto. blondes

How sketchy is getting one off backpages. ive thought about it but dont want to end up with some bitch stealing my money or getting mugged

>>662076841
never said that at all. You're reading comp ain't too high is it?

And your "kits" don't test for Hep or HIV, and have a high failure rate for syphilis and HPV.

But you just go right ahead and keep doing what you're doing anon. Just admit you're a bug chaser and stop trying to convince everyone else to follow your particular fetish.

>>662079100

Check out usasexguide.info/forum
look for your area then read the reviews. There's a bunch of other sites similar but that one seems to be active in my area. They'll warn you of which ones to stay away from

>>662075639
How old are you?

>>662079096
Blondes, try booking with cachet, Audrey is a fucking beaut. We used to work together and hnngg
>>662079100
Uhm, let's just say you get what you pay for. What's your budget?

>>662075015
>was
just keep believing

>>662079328
*your

>autokekked

fuck guys.. i got hpv from some fucking hooker. how bad is hpv? is it that big of a deal? after researching it they are saying about 80 percent of people get it at some point in their lives.. im still kinda paranoid though

>>662079096
I don't know a lot of independent escorts, and unless you want aids or some shit, agencies are the way to go. Cachet is expensive, but the only high class one that's operating over night

Too many addicts, unfortunately desperate foreigners, girls with undiagnosed mental illnesses give escorts a bad name. Been to a few, maybe 5 max, and the ones around my age have been so chill, I've even hung out with one platonically.

>>662079528
well how about you tell me what my budget should be to be safe

>>662079790
You're a dude. Dont worry about it. Its detrimental to women.

>>662079983
$50 ensures no aids bareback

>>662073515
what area code?

>>662080147
Kek

>>662070401
Too many to tell...was in the hobby seriously for 3 years. Strippers and escorts. Even ran a legal hobby board...but shut it down after a year because of the drama.

The last escort I hooked up with was in Texas before I was married early last year. Found her on eccie. Hot blonde spinner, b-cups and a great ass.

Was fucking her ass, condom came off...didn't realize it right away... turned her over...she pulls condom out of her ass and says, "I'm clean, you already got me raw....I'm you're clean just fuck my ass."

I fucked her ass for another 20 minutes in a variety of positions. .finished prone bone with her moaning, "yes, fuck my ass hard! Cum in my ass! I pulled out and shot all over her back.

After I'm thinking WTF did I do?!?!?

I avoided my girlfriend for a month after that...until I tested clean. We're now married and I'm retired from the hobby.

>>662079983
$250 for an hour is pretty standard for a *clean* agency. $150 for a half hour

>>662070589
Old copypasta is old.

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>>662079100
Make sure you google escorts cell number and reverse image search pictures, look for reviews. There are sites that host reviews and forums like TER (The Erotic Review) and HX (Humaniplex)

>>662078285
how often do you get tested? are your clients usually gross or normal dudes?

>>662080147
Pls no

>>662075681
that is actually true, they test themselves and try to be picky with who they fuck nowdays - at least the expensive ones or should i say the ones that charges the right amount?

your average 8/10 or even 10/10 from school or whatever is already been dicked 100 times by 100 guys without condoms, mostly blacks lol

>>662077590
So, fan of pearl necklaces?

>>662080337
Every 3 months, which is as often as you can get tested. If I get a client at my door (condo/hotel) that's gross or not sober within reason, or sketchy I just say that Im sorry but I don't think that we're a good match

>>662074145
I'm bi...I just skipped the traps after awhike and just go to the bathhouse near me to get fucked. Safe only...

Last time there I sucked off one dude and was fucked by 3 others. Last one was a black guy with a huge cock 9+. I called it a night after him.

>>662080758
Lmao ironically, yes

>>662077590
How many agencies have you worked for? Ever check your reviews on those escort review forums?

>>662074444
Holy shit

>>662080993
>>662080993 I've worked for 3, still at my 3rd placement. I can only check TERB with an acxount so I use clients accounts sometimes lol

>>662077463
Pussies. Always loved bbbj with daty. You get what you pay for. I'm not going to kiss or get a bbbj from a high volume provider...but a low volume fir from preferred 411...yes

>>662081408
Clients accounts? Do you write your own reviews? lol
Whats the general consensus on your escort "skillz"? favourable?

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>>662080991
Got a favourite position?

>>662081791
how much do you charge?

>>662081635
>thinking you know a providers volume
>actually eating a whore's pussy

really dude? really?

i realize you probably are not going to get the aids this way but clap herp chlymedia etc very likely check yourself before you wreck yourself

>>662081886
Naw, im not a dick like that. I think girls earn good/bad reviews so I leave that for my clientele to decide. I just ask what my reviews are like, and we browse the Web together for a sec. And, im really good at bbbjs and I have a lot of stamina. My specialty is PSE

I don't do escorts, only streetwalkers

>>662075618

They were going to rob the fuck out of you. You got off light.

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>>662081791
>>662077590

If you ever want to work doubles with an indie while we're in town my gf would love to meet you.

>>662081791
Not bad ;) Like your pearl necklace

>>662082393
I'm through an agency, so $250 for an hour and 160 for an hour

>>662082422
Yea, just gross. Just put your mouth on the dumpster in the alley while you're at it.

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Hazel for 120. She got naked and rode me cowgirl while i grabbed her tits, sucked on them while we fucked. She laid on bed and we started kissing while i sucked her tits every now and then, rubbed her pussy. Stopped me after about a min or so and grabbed some lube and dripped it on her pink pussy, went back to rubbing and fingering while she moaned. I asked if i could lick her pussy and shes lets me, loved her pink pussy.

Back to laying on bed, shes stroking my cock off while we kiss and i rub her pussy more. I cum on her hand. She got me a hot wet towel to clean up while she was watching the History Channel and was so interested in it, it was a legit documentary too, not fucking ancient aliens or some shit. We hugged and kissed and said goodbye.

>>662082107
Depends how big he is tbh

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>be me
>cruising around in a car
>its night
>see sexy lady standing on side of street
>honk
>she gets in
>tells me to get somewhere "more private"
>drive around corner
>pay her $100
>she rides me
>cum fast
>she gets out
>i get out behind her
>beat her to death with a baseball bat
>take money back
>repeat

>>662082837
what kind of benefits does the agency offer, i mean they get a cut right?


maybe a guy outside your work space or something like that?

>>662074190

I approve you you anon

>>662082681
You're okay with your girlfriend being an indie? Lol

>>662071568
>>662070589
same fag

>>662082518
Would love to see your reviews lol.

Have a lot of stamina too, not to brag but I can typically control my level or arousal and last long, longest has been about 5 hours straight. For some reason tho being with an escort is such a turn on that I can't control it. The idea that they've so sexually liberated is hot to me idk

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>>662083269

>wanting her to work for an agency

I double as her driver. An agency would only take a cut and provide additional risk at this point.

>>662080213
That wasn't BabyD***** was it? (Obscuring hobby name for her privacy)

I hope she's not doing shit like that.

>>662083166
I get 120 for a hh and 170 for an hour and a nice Clean condo or hotel to work in. I get to pick my days, as well as hours and they also have university benifits but it's too much to explain now. Also, if I refer another girl to my agency, I get 1,000 dollar bonus :D

>>662083728
I don't think she speaks greek, but she's not in my state often enough for me to be a regular.

>>662083777
are you a student?

>>662083909
Yes.

>>662082975
What's considered big?

>>662083501
So you're taking care of her basically, I see. Really nice ass :3 I'm more of an agency kindda gal

>>662084061
if you look like one of those hotties on campuses sign me up

>>662084265
Hahah,the biggest I've ever seen was the size of a babies arm. I just kindda giggled and did my best

>>662084566
do you fuck black guys? i noticed a lot of ads in the backpages here don't

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When i go 1-2 weeks without a lay i'll usually start checking out Backpage. Ive seen maybe 4-5 girls total from there, all of them with good reviews from TER... anyway. Never had a BAD experience, 1 sketchy one, a few Regretful ones. Paid this girl $200 for an hour of blowjobs and facials. I have never in my life had a blowjob so great. I ended up asking her if we could skip sex and let me get my second pop as more head, but ended up paying her for another hour and extra so she would let me pop on her face. The next day i saw her again and got some road head.

>>662083777
thanks for answering, one more question, as you repply the guy above, what are u studying?

seems like a good deal to be honest, you enjoy the sex with your clients or its just another job?

plus do u have / had a bf? if so, does he knows about ur job or you keep it for yourself?


excuse if some of my questions seems stupid, never had a sex with a girl outside a formal relationship

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>>662084303

She does have a great ass. She also looooves to play with other girls on and off the job.

I could almost be called her Pimp, but that wouldn't be entirely accurate with the spirit of things. We're done with college so we're free to move around. We're thinking about Hawaii soon.

>>662084441
Haha, unfortunately I don't have a form but you're cute

>>662084566
Did your best, I like that lol

I'm probably the size of a baby's arm and probably about as thick as your wrist...

Any hot, skinny blondes in TO?

>>662084758
I did once. Rarely do, I find they don't really know how to treat an escort. Too creepy and their penile are too big

>>662077590
How can I get a hold of you and what's the rate?

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>>662070401
I have a nice escort story family style for you beautifull anons. from a long time ago.

>Be me 19, (31 now) at a friends home. Her aunt call as. It was about uncle (lets call him Bob, is the aunt brother). Bob had a car crash a few years ago and he is full brocoli now. His mind work fine, but he cant do shit.
>Except for his little friend. Dick still working. Dont know why.
>So, aunt ask as to get a hooker for bob, sinces he is getting really anoying about the fact he need to fuck something, he is going mental ape shit on his weelchair.
>Start lurking the web in search for hookers who work with cripples and shit.
>Found a really hot twentie something bitch who agree to fuck the lettuce.
>Get in the car, we arrange to pick up the hooker on her apartment and we take her back again later. No taxi.
>My friend start flirting with the hooker, she was cool, studying something and fucking cripples to pay school. i want to think of her as a good woman providing a service for the needed.
>We arrive at bobs house, aunt wait for us on the door, we lead the hooker to the room and let them do their nasty bussines. An hour later she gets out and join us in the car to take her home.
>on the road my friend start teasing with her, and suddenly, he drops it: You are really cool girl, what about you can take care of me wile i drive?"
>Cool Whore gets down and start sucking my friend while driving. When he is about to nut, with a cold poker face says: "You will need to swallow all, i dont want stains on the car".
>She complies.
>Freebjs.png

>>662085418
if i come to toronto will you give me 4chan discount :3
actually in shape, not total neckbeard

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toronto girl

>>662073183
how much?

>>662084811
Im "talking" to a man right now, but he doesn't know. We've been on like, 3 dates but haven't had sex yet so it's none of his business what I do for now lol

I study neurology and botany :)

And I like my job, it can be very tiring but I get to me a lot of retards that make my day

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>>662078352
>300 a cock
>500 a year
>150000 sucking dick
>being in the army when that's your income

>>662074444
Checked

>>662075449
bull shit

>>662085431
I'm though an agency, so idk buddy I don't wanna expose myself on /b/ lol

>>662086300
will you offer a group rate if we do a /b/ gangbang?

>>662086300
I'd pay for a chick that goes on /b

We can post before, during and after

>>662085683
Find a discount prostitute if you can't afford a hot escort.

>>662086446
>>662086542
Love you guys, actually kekkled
No gangbangs but I used to post sex pix on here with my ex now and again

>>662086807
repost them

>>662086807
Now you can do it with btards! Even better!

>>662087020
Hahaha amirite
>>662086975
They were with my ex, so I deleted them once we split. Your right hand rests for now

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>>662082880
>watch the history channel after sex
kek

>>662082610
>raep and rob

>>662087283
my kind of girl!

> Was drunk in New York on a Monday night
> Monday night, not much going on in the party scene
> Too drunk to drive back home
> Get a hotel
> Start surfing craigslist Escort section on my phone
> Call & call & call, finally get a number that picks up
> Asian guy with broken English answering the phone for some Asian escorts advertised on the site
> Drunk, don't care, arrange a meeting
> 15 minutes later a beat-up minivan full of Asian girls pulls up
> I regret not going up and trying to pick the one I want
> They send out this tall broad with a wart on her lip
> <<having second throughts>>
> First time getting a hooker, don't know what to do
> Do it anyway, fuck it.
> Take her back up to hotel (like 20+ story building)
> Try having sex
> She likes my dick
> but her used pussy is hairy and my drunk ass is afraid to get near it
> Asian hair like a rat on a garbage barge
> Do blowjob for a bit
> Taking too long -- have her jerk me off instead
> She goes to the bathroom to get the little hotel guest container of liquid soap
> Long story short, ended up paying almost $200 to get jerked off by an Asian hooker with a wart on her lip and a hairy pussy, using hotel bathroom soap as lubricant.
> The guy kept calling me non stop after that for the past few days
> Sounded kinda sorry and appologizing, trying to imply that he had better girls to offer
> Tell him I live out of state and that I won't be back for a while. That was that.

>>662087279
>right hand rests for now

there is no rest for the wicked anon

>>662087279
Time to make new ones! Guys everyone to the /b gangbang mobile

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Another old agency I moved on from.

I'm fat and my dick is about 5 inches long. I'd hire a hooker but I never have enough money. Even if I did I'd be too afraid that she'd laugh at my small dick and fat body and I'd get mad and kill her. So I don't really want to hire a hooker. Masturbating is fine for now, and it's free.

>>662087590
What has Jill done this time
>>662087611
This actually scares me lol

>>662070401
That looks like my long lost ex, Crystal...

Im a big fan of K-girls. I have an agency in my town i hit up probably 1-2 times a month. Never had a bad experience. Last week I face fucked this hot ass Korean for 20 minutes....spit and drool everywhere. I finally had her get on all fours and fucked her from behind...blew my load and then she cleaned me off in the shower.

>>662087629
Why would you get AND tattooed on your ass anon?

>>662087813
Hookers get paid to make men feel good. No matter how little your dick is, they don't care that much.

You should be more worried about their ghetto thug pimps.

>>662088120
Smaller the dick, easier for us trust.

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>>662087903
still look like her?