Alright /b/, school story time >couple years ago, high school

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Anonymous (ID: s7R0Lzg9)
2014-10-29 23:37:43 Post No. 576601508
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Anonymous (ID: s7R0Lzg9) 2014-10-29 23:37:43 Post No. 576601508 [Report]

Alright /b/, school story time
>couple years ago, high school
>senior, in mixed anatomy class because the school didn't have anything else for me to take
>fucking nerd table because no friends in the class
>vaguely know one guy who likes animoo, then there's the freshman
>kid tells bullshit stories since day 1
"I got impaled by a wooden sword whilst sparing with my friend"
"A retarded homosexual wanted to rape me so I broke his ankle and 2 of his ribs then walked away"
>kid's fucking 5'4" and scrawnier than der juden circa 1944
>one day in class sticks out especially well
"Yeah I had to pick a lock to get into my grandma's room and retrieve the key she left inside"
>ohhohothisisgood.txt
"I just used a bobby pin and used pliers to turn the pin and therefore the mechanism, it's really rather easy"
>engage
>"A bobby pin? Seriously? It would've snapped or bent before you could turn the mechanism with it, sounds like you played too much New Vegas."
>that fucking looking he gave me
"Actually I never played New Vegas, and I did get the lock. It was an old loose door and stuff."
>"Doesn't matter if it's old or the hinges are falling off, it's still a legit lock."
>cont.

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Anonymous (ID: l492yWdJ) 2014-10-29 23:41:55 Post No.576602223
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Anonymous (ID: l492yWdJ) 2014-10-29 23:41:55 Post No.576602223 [Report]

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>>576601508
Go on...

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Anonymous (ID: s7R0Lzg9) 2014-10-29 23:44:10 Post No.576602634
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Anonymous (ID: s7R0Lzg9) 2014-10-29 23:44:10 Post No.576602634 [Report]

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>>576601508
"Yeah well then I don't know how to explain it, I picked the lock."
>"I can explain it, you're a fucking liar."
>he proceeds to whine about the age of the door and the building
"Ugh, why is everyone so skeptical nowadays? Everyone needs evidence for everything to believe anything anyone says"
>oh boi
>"When you make ridiculous claims like turning a whole lock mechanism using a bobby pin, you need evidence to back it up."
>kid's getting pissed, his Aryan face going from master-race to rosy red
"Yeah well you're just a skeptic, everyone's a skeptic now."
>"Skepticism is the basis of science and inquiry, you fucking dingus. It leads people to do research."
"yeah well you're just a skeptical ass. How about this, have you ever seen a newt?"
>"Yes..."
"Have you ever held one?"
>"No..."
"Well then how do you know they're REEEAAALLLL?!"
>cringe, then start cracking up
>creationist moron next to me cracks up
>"because there's fucking independent evidence, you moron. You can fucking buy them online!"
"You're just an ass and a skeptic."

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Anonymous (ID: l492yWdJ) 2014-10-29 23:44:23 Post No.576602668
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Anonymous (ID: l492yWdJ) 2014-10-29 23:44:23 Post No.576602668 [Report]

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>>576602223
Surely OP will delivrar

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Anonymous (ID: s7R0Lzg9) 2014-10-29 23:46:02 Post No.576602968
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Anonymous (ID: s7R0Lzg9) 2014-10-29 23:46:02 Post No.576602968 [Report]

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>>576602634
>newts, how the fuck do those things work?

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Anonymous (ID: l492yWdJ) 2014-10-29 23:46:23 Post No.576603027
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Anonymous (ID: l492yWdJ) 2014-10-29 23:46:23 Post No.576603027 [Report]

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>>576602634
I should have never doubted you op.
Type faster.

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Anonymous (ID: s7R0Lzg9) 2014-10-29 23:47:04 Post No.576603147
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Anonymous (ID: s7R0Lzg9) 2014-10-29 23:47:04 Post No.576603147 [Report]

>>576603027
new story then?

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Anonymous (ID: l492yWdJ) 2014-10-29 23:48:03 Post No.576603317
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Anonymous (ID: l492yWdJ) 2014-10-29 23:48:03 Post No.576603317 [Report]

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>>576603147
Wait that's the end of it?

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Anonymous (ID: s7R0Lzg9) 2014-10-29 23:48:49 Post No.576603456
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Anonymous (ID: s7R0Lzg9) 2014-10-29 23:48:49 Post No.576603456 [Report]

>>576603317
yeah, he dived face first into a Naruto comic after I laughed some more at him and started pulling up pictures of newts

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Anonymous (ID: TULhNEw8) 2014-10-29 23:49:28 Post No.576603574
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Anonymous (ID: TULhNEw8) 2014-10-29 23:49:28 Post No.576603574 [Report]

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>>576602968
They don't,
They just cheat on their ailing wives, bullshit a lot, and collect exorbitant fees for the bullshitting.

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Anonymous (ID: l492yWdJ) 2014-10-29 23:49:32 Post No.576603578
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Anonymous (ID: l492yWdJ) 2014-10-29 23:49:32 Post No.576603578 [Report]

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>>576603456
Your story was bad and you should feel bad.

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Anonymous (ID: l492yWdJ) 2014-10-29 23:50:36 Post No.576603783
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Anonymous (ID: l492yWdJ) 2014-10-29 23:50:36 Post No.576603783 [Report]

>>576603574
You there, entertain me.

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Anonymous (ID: TULhNEw8) 2014-10-29 23:52:37 Post No.576604165
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Anonymous (ID: TULhNEw8) 2014-10-29 23:52:37 Post No.576604165 [Report]

>>576603783
Shall I dance or sing?
Either attempt implodes the universe.

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Anonymous (ID: s7R0Lzg9) 2014-10-29 23:53:47 Post No.576604373
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Anonymous (ID: s7R0Lzg9) 2014-10-29 23:53:47 Post No.576604373 [Report]

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>>576604165

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Anonymous (ID: kbFNCeoP) 2014-10-29 23:54:59 Post No.576604590
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Anonymous (ID: kbFNCeoP) 2014-10-29 23:54:59 Post No.576604590 [Report]

>>576603578
nice maymay bro xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Anonymous (ID: q1EU5RwU) 2014-10-30 00:02:51 Post No.576605884
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Anonymous (ID: q1EU5RwU) 2014-10-30 00:02:51 Post No.576605884 [Report]

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>>576604373

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Anonymous (ID: Mrpgtniq) 2014-10-30 00:03:09 Post No.576605930
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Anonymous (ID: Mrpgtniq) 2014-10-30 00:03:09 Post No.576605930 [Report]

That WAS terrible. And for the record. Old skeleton style locks could be picked with a bobby pin. Thats why you see it in cartoons and shit all the time.