>>694718293

"Jesus loves me yes I know, for the bible told me so, yes Jesus loves me, the bible told me so."

Connor is a faggot

recite this poem

"Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders."

i love hot dogs, everybody hates avocado

>>694718623

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NytBcmuAuM

>>694718738

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ao8DpRY0ay

>>694718803

i need a min on this one so

bump

>>694718803

Bump for interest

>>694719245

Double bump

Did OP get shot?

>>694718803

sorry fucked up a bit, took a few tries too that were worse, but worth it i thinks

uploading now

>>694718803

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Bz4b8rhxxP

here you go boi

>>694720727
this is fucking gold.

>>694718809

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VkLamdYRNS

sorry shit took so long

>>694720810

any more requests? don't know if that was you, but i need more.

I love fat 2 inch cock up my ass

LEEEEEEEETSS GET ROIGGHHHTTT INTO THE NEWSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>694718293
do,
"OP is a faggot, therefore I am."

>>694721001

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZqGZz28Bty

no shame

>>694718293
Ive Come to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum

>>694721083

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ygok1lzcLr

this classic pls


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>694721291

http://vocaroo.com/i/s11Hs9k6NO0M

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A9RuPWJYSr

cutelin, Me-Me daddy princess the first

Crog macbain eats nigger dick

Say " Spaghetti Regretti, I gotta run Pasta

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Could you please say "Hey Peis happy birthday bro! from your mate Morty"
>I give you some OC

>>694721843

Peis? how do i pronunciate that

>>694721843
>>694722119

and why i gotta have a jew name

>> It sounds like "peasant"

>>694721371

a lot harder than i thought it would be

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1udQAHjjLAz

>>694722119
>>694722154
Say it as you want.
Btw you've got an awesome voice, are you singer?

>>694722209
damn dude i love you

>>694721843

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jAkzXhzNnS


describe what u think i look like first.

i always love to get peoples opinions on my voice but always ask this first for insight. im an intellectual yo.

OP can you say " Chloe you ungreatful Hooooooe, go back to fucking the whole football teaaaaaaaammm." ( In a musical way)

>>694722470

dats gay.

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>>694722542
you sound like some kind of youtuber or something like that. Actually you remind me to this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHbmoHT2FIE
Thanks for the record anon, here u have a bit more OC

>>694722560

http://vocaroo.com/i/s16Qrw9W47I7

>>694722750

nah but i mean what i look like

>>694722766
omfg thanks top kek

>>694722840
like typical strong black man? muscled you know
>no homo

I get a really Tyler, The Creator vibe from your voice/the reverb on your mic.
Could you read the lyrics to this? https://youtu.be/eWtE1sXW_CE
Its a spoken word cover of a geto boys song.
Either the song or the spoken word version would sound good in your voice.

>>694722992

a better more musical bonus

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0egYZypUWH8

>>694722840
Heres the geto boys version.
https://youtu.be/Asc3Scq_Iuw
Also I see you as like 6'3 and kinda lanky tbh dunno why.

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>>694723226
Her birthday is in a week, so I thought it would be a fun surprise for her, thank you so much OP

>>694718293
say "shawny B O'Reilly, you are a mother fucking bitch, and you betta listen to yo boy owen fitz before he pops yo gut full of led"

thanks!! <3

>>694723023

not even remotely close.
but yeah, sing n shit.

Please: "Representing tuna boy gang since 2016 (skrt skrt) *dab here* get your omega 3 finna fuck your bich ya hear? Fuck you fufu lame shit salmon ass bitches boieee"

>>694723023

heres a sample excerpt from a song i wrote

http://vocaroo.com/i/s15Y8ga794kE

>>694724100
Top Kek.
You got a soundcloud or some shit?
I like your stuff and no home but your voice is the shit.
Saving some of this stuff for micspam in csgo

>>694724468

well im getting ready to sleep. so any last requests?

>>694724554
This plz. Just reading the lyrics would suffice.
>>694723110
>>694723290

can you link direct to the lyrics while I go grab a drink. plus im lazy.

>>694724736
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/getoboys/mindofalunatic.html

>>694720727
fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Kane, you're a disgusting man.

>>694724903

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HbFVFCeOSF

sorry if it aint that good, im not too good at this shit seeing im whiter than all fuck

but yeah OP, goin to bed. peace out dudes.

>>694725477
Listening now.
Thanks man

say: gerard and gijs do fuck sheep like real faggot's

>>694725690

Sorry man, already in bed. On phone now waiting too hear what

>>694725566

Thinks

"Notice me senpai~~"

>>694725797
Was pretty good man.
Spoken word is easier, I'm whiter than a roll of bounty paper towels and can't rap for shit.
Do you use any sound effects on your mic to make you sound like you to or is it all talent and reverb?

>>694726470

Talent reverb, and I lower the pitch just ever so slightly. That's why it sounds so natural. It's done very carefully to not be overdone and rely on effects for the substance.