>>694502738
I want to see Jerry Seinfeld just get really tired and want to take a nap but the shenanigans going on around him prevents him doing that and also write in Bart Simpson.

>>694503089
Never seen seinfeld. Coming up. Should be hilariously out of character.

>>694502738
A nigger named Tyreese Willingham wakes up one day and decides to get his handy dandy black lives matter picket sign so he can go spread his nigger beliefs among the general population. Tyreese walks down an alley one day to get to his apartment and he's all of a sudden surrounded by gay strippers dressed as cops. They gangbang him, lock him in a dumpster and push him off a bridge. He's found in the dumpster with both legs broken and a mutilated arm and one of the cops that finds him mumbles "Looks like we got a straggler." under their breath. They bring him to Time's Square and execute him French Revolution style with a guillotine. They then find his family and assault their house killing each and every one of them.

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>>694504066
coming, don't let it 404

>>694502738
future world where war and natural disater brought by mans actions has completely wrecke the world. there are sancturaries which are massive domed cities that last of the civilized world. one of these was created based on science so there's virtually 0 blacks in there because everything was done based on social and criminal data to ensure as close to 0 crime as possible and scientific growth would happen. the city is threatened when an army of raiders goes to destroy it and the leaders motivation is purely to kill whites. we see him kill whites but leave all other races alone. his entire hoard is mad and live for the sole purpose of killing whites not for any reason like it's whites fault world is shit, they turned away the people from the cities or anything except they are the purest form of racist and want whites dead for simply being white
whole movie makes you choose between rooting for the logical scientific people who want to advance mankind and the people who are straight racist.

bumping bc this is great

hmmm bump

holy fuck bump

A world where my friend Jason misses his ex Izzi, because he doesn't like his current gf, Madison.

Mary Magdalene is finger-bombing her ass and cooter. Our Lord and savior wants to jerk off but can't 'cause crucifixion.

Put Jerry Seinfeld in this one too. I want to see what that loud mouth Jew would have to say about something like this

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>>694504066
Sorry I'm taking this long. It's hard, you know. Also english not my mother language.
PART 1/3

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>>694508142
2/3

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>>694508142
Samefag that requested it and this is already fucking funny as hell. Keep it up OP! kek

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bumping

families in a suburb start getting murdered. One family is killed each night. The murders are a family living in the suburb. Families unite to investigate which family are the murderers. Betrayal and chaos ensues.

>>694508280
kek fucking gold OP thank you so much.

>>694508623
sounds like an episode of the Twilight Zone

>>694508922
dubs

The opening scene to a movie where mirrors are portals to alternate universes, but you can't go through them because you're always blocking your own path... until one day, a man realizes this, and convinces his reflection to let him through.

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>>694507771
had fun with this one.

these are so quality

>>694502738
Make a horror movie but with giant jiggly tits shooting lasers as the main villians. Their rays make the victims into femenist dickgirls. 4chan eventually finds out that their main weakness is niggers.

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not now

>>694509698
What kind of shit did you write for movies?

>>694509698
Shit is cash

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>>694508067
Jesus.

>>694510394
The main character is Barry from Bee Movie

>>694510904
>If I can't, no one can't.
I like Jesus.

>>694509698
just amazing

A sceneplay of Putins personal life where he shows the audience a short view of all the personal problems he has to face whilest breaking the fourth wall

>>694510904
>full of lust

my sides, anon!

>>694510904
beautiful

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>>694510904
>If I can't, no one can

>>694510904
you are literally the best OP

>>694502738
A priest walks out of confessional with a giant boner. Then he knocks over a candle which starts a fire, As he runs out he is splashed with some seriously dangerous holy water, and his boner grows then gets special powers where his boner saves all the people in the burning church and becomes some kind of neighborhood hero with a giant holy boner.

>>694510394
It ends with Bee Sex and the tits end up wanting to become cocks so that they can be accepted to their home planet with the dick girls being brought with them. But to end in a sequel set up, 4chan goes to take a shower and notices his new set of tits.

>>694510904
I'm fucking saving this one

>>694505011
ha ha ha...

>>694510394
>>694511048
>>694511577
Is this like War Of The Worlds?

My girlfriend Laura plans to kill me because I forgot our 1 year annual or what's it called. She's really really REALLY religious. Do something great out of this

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>>694511076
vladimir putin: a life in pictures

>>694512443
Also put Jerry Seinfeld in, just for the lulz

>>694512480
beautiful

>>694512753
DELETE THIS