>>693954961
this sentence is false

Donald Trump was born in Nigeria

We live in a hopelessly depressing world, with endless opportunities from mindless self-indulgence it is easy to forget this, but we live in a hopelessly depressing world. While the hygienist was doing what she needed to do in my mouth, my thoughts turned to the standard Christian and Muslim doctrine of Hell. I thought to myself, "what if a God was to impose on me after I die, this experience of plaque removal in this dentist chair of moderate discomfort not just for twenty minutes, but forever". And not just me, but a lot of other people. Would that God be worthy of my worship? No. Do I think I'm an animal? No. Only in certain ways. Do I think I'm weird? Well fuck yeah I'm weird. So, the evidence is piling up that this is also this there's this ancient legend of what's called "Nemesis", and this "Nemesis" star that obliterates Earth once every so often and I don't think in ancient times they were saying it's every twenty six million years but they had an understanding of this, a comprehension that every so often that the Earth is demolished every passing of a star. We're all weak flesh. The flesh is very demanding you see, it demands to be fed. It demands to be the right temperature. It demands to have pain fixed. Bestiality is, well it's the sexual fetish that has to do with animals. Which there's nothing particularly wrong with that where I'm concerned because of course there's a consent issue there. As far as I'm concerned animals either give their consent by NOT tearing your face off or they don't give consent BY tearing your face off. I'm sorry, but if even a DOG doesn't want you doing something to it, it is going to KILL YOU. That is the way that that fucking works I'm sorry but animals they don't want you doing something to them, you're not going to fucking do it. I haven't been very happy lately. Because I have no real friends to speak of.

Black Lives Matter

>>693954961
OP is not a faggot.

Op is a faggot.

This thread is shit

>>693955277

Wow thanks, you're so nice

>>693955277
And that's it. OP is never a faggot again, screencap this shit.

>>693955500

You ruined it you monster

>>693955500
And now ?

>>693955277
You're wrong

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>>693955158

she wants to fuck me

>>693955277
But op is still a homosexual

>>693955717
You're delusional

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>>693955717

I'm not gay

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>>693955717

>>693955717
o shit wadup

This is a lie

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Lizards are the only real race

>>693955857
Dat boi is a shit meme

I am Charlie Day.

She loves me

>>693956154

Pls, she luvs me

Super Saiyans are real

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>>693956187

Ayyyy

His name is Robert Paulson

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Vegeta's dick is bigger than Goku's

k-on is the pinnacle of artistic endevour

I'm going to kill myself

Black lives matter.

>>693956257
His name is Robert Paulson

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Sweden is fucked beyond repair.

>>693956347
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>693956347
thanks for proving this thread fake

Trump wins the 2016 election

>>693956404
>404
Sweden not found

>>693956347
I fucked up. I'm so sorry guys.

>>693956347

You're lying

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Yamcha is a saiyan

Holocaust of the niggers starts February 2017

Somalian semen is superior

Millhouse is a meme

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>>693956347
>>693956620
Wow

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>>693956597
See? I told you guys.

>>693956597

I beg to differ

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>>693956347
This statement is absolutely false and there is no god.

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This is the leader of the Free Masons.

Donald Trump will win the presidency

This post will end in a 7

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Bane will sit on the Iron Throne

Black people deserve a pay raise

My girl loves me

Im going to fuck taylor swift

>>693957093
Of course

>>693957140

Kek

>>693954961
Paedophilia is perfectly ok

This message is true.

>>693954961
You will all die today

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She still loves you. She is coming back. You'll see your daughter any day now.

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This your new best friend.

I should indeed kill myself because my life is worthless

Niggers are people

>>693957322
rolling again

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Avril loves me.

>>693954961
We are all retarded faggots. Just like OP.

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Tai Lopez will be President of USA

>>693957410
kek

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Pincest is canon.

>>693957410

Australia isn't a country

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This is, objectively speaking, the best book ever written.

they want me

>>693954961
>My pienus makes the ladies go Eh, lamou.
>Even the ladies with bigger ones than me.

you are absolute nothingness

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I'm on a neverending quest to save my girlfriend!

>>693954961
everyone in this thread is getting laid by the end of the year

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Dogs are better than cats. End f discussion.

Im going to time travel today

>>693957495
ROLL!!!!!!!!!

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white knight Dipper Pines is okay

>>693957245
This guy is never going to see his daughter again

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Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

>>693957746
self-reroll

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This is what white women will look like in 50 years.

I'm a big guy.

m00t and jewkerberg are fuck buds

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This is my future wife.

>>693957976
your're bane... the bigguy..

>>693958037
For you.

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>>693957617
got a 8/10 and 9/10 chasing me

>>693954961
posts ending in 7 are absolute lies
posts ending in 0 are absolute truths
posts ending in 69 are both absolute lies and absolute truths

>>693958091
>>693958091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM9iQVO6kWs

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Jim Carrey has a 14 inch penis.

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Hillary will be the next President

>>693958161
you will become a eunuch by your own hands with a dull rusty spoon.

I have 14 dicks and the world is flat.

>>693958306
sup jim...

>>693958357
kek

King Obama will reign for 10,000 years.

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>>693958306

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168

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Op is the best person ever

>>693955277
This is an absolute falsehood

>>693958251
KEK

>>693958306
rolling

op is a nigger loving jew

>>693958306
Roll

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I'm Chara.

When I turn 13 my bewbs will get bigger :3

This will soon become a spiderman thread

They want the fuck..

hitler did nothing wrong

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Pikachu is coming

>>693958757

Tits or gtfo

>>693954961
i dont need any help

I will Masturbate for the sixth time today

>>693958721
Fuck off.

>>693954961
Israel did it.

>>693954961
Saudi Arabia did it.

>>693954961
America did it.

Everyone in this thread besides me is a fucking jew

>>693954961
Russia did it.

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The BBC will die.

>>693954961
Canada did it.

>>693958306
rolling.

>>693958857
knew it

7 are lies, all truths are now dubs

>>693954961
The UK did it.

>>693959050

>>693959050

I don't believe you

this sentence is false

Gordon Ramsay is going to rule the world in 2022

>>693954961
Germany did it..

God doesn't love me.

>>693954961
op is an absolute fajjit

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Jacko never died. Just a prank bro.

>>693959177
Bacause God doesn't exist.

>>693959177

Burn in hell

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>>693958721

>>693959177
Because God doesn't exist.

>>693959177
OK, I am the guy that asked the same thing in the last thread and now I getting 7 again, just double this time.

Now I am sure there is a God and he doesn't love me.

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>>693959187

>>693954961
rape is vorok

>>693959187
Damn right m8

>>693959357

Kek

>>693959320
you made the point yourself...

God don't want me to found love.

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Jim Carrey has a 15 inch penis.

>>693959461

No it's 20" long

God want me to suffer.

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ill get dubs

She wants my D in her pusseh

Satan is monitoring this thread.

>>693959461
Jim carrey has a 16 inch penis

>>693959461
jim carrey will turn himself into a eunuch with a rusty spoon.

>>693958306
rolling

>>693959722
reool

I will have sex this summer.

>>693959722
go away jim carrey

>>693958306
Roll

>>693958306
roll.

I am on earth to repent for my past sins.

>>693954961
Trump will win and we will drink liberal nigger tears

>>693958306
goddammit i must know

hitler did nothing wrong

Everyone here but me is a nigger and a jew.

>>693956143
I still believe

my dick is awesome

>>693958306
is it true or not?

>>693954961
The fallowing statement is false:

The previous statement is true.

Niggers are a superior race!

Ayy

I'm not gay.

>>693954961
OP loves sucking cock

>>693959999
QUADS OF TRUTH

>>693959999
Nice get

>>693959999
it has spoken tis true

>>693956347
ABANDON THREAD ABANDON THREAD

I will die happy.

A nigger never pays his debts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMSQ0JmG2qs

is best genre

>>693956347
I think were done here

Niggers will be replaced by monkeys in 2017.

>>693956347
I knew you couldn't trust these threads

Keemstar is actually the nigger, alex.

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egoraptor is genderfluid

I am an holy warrior from another dimension that lost his memories.

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>>693959999

HOLLY SHIT CHECKED NIGGA

This thread is faker than my friendslist on facebook.

The cake is a lie.

>>693960293
fucking degenerates

rolling for Jim carrey has a 14 inch penis

She's still in love with me too

>>693960240
Seems like we are not

Michael Jackson is an alien and still living.

Feminists will dominate the world.

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nge is teh best anime

Hitler was a jew but wanted to be original so he started killing other jews.

>>693960562
is that james may or wtf

>>693960588
Hitler was a NIGGER.

My penis isn't too small

white people will rebuild Europe into a loli fucking pedo paradise but all kebab jews and niggs are removes from earth.

>>693960666
SATAN TRIPS ARE HERE.

>>693960666

Hi satan

9gag > 4chan

>>693960777
SATAN CONFIRMED

>>693960666
>>693960777
FUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK

She will say yes

Heaven and Hell doesn't exist.