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I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.

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WHY DID YOU GO SO DOWNHILL!

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Rhianna.

Dirt leg island whore. I'd choke the shit out of her as I pounded her ass. Beat her like a fucking rag doll and fuck every hole

>>692566627
You are a god.

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I'd teach this annoying cunt a lesson

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Her. But only if she is into it. She can fight back a little, but eventually she begs for it, which turns into her demanding I fuck her harder and spit in her face. Her big round tits red and sore from slapping and pinching. What a good little dirty whore

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>>692567940
yeah this.
I can even almost guarantee Laci and Anita both probably like getting slapped in the face during sex.
All feminists like rough sex

>>692568156
That big-titted feminist bitch.

I agree.

>>692568156
Every 15 seconds you stop fucking her and yell in her face, "DO I HAVE YOUR CONSENT? DO I HAVE YOUR CONSENT?"

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what if I want a celeb to hate fuck me?

I'd let Nikki sit on her my face and tell me what a shitty lay I am. I want her to grind on mouth and nose with her asshole as she tells me I disgust her. She grabs and smacks my cock but never tugs or strokes it. She puts all her weight down on my face and tells me my cock isn't worthy of her snatch. she stands up and spreads her giant fake ass and demands I lick it clean because it's all I'm good for

>>692568087
Hate-Fuck? But she's so loveable. I want to rub her feet with cream after a long day, not hate-fuck her.

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>>692569088
Footguy too?
Man, you never had a girl that like it rough, did you?

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>>692569001
Can you remember if there was a specific point in your life, when you suddenly thought, "you know what? Fuck this. I'm just going to stop being a man."?

>>692569371
lol. I didn't say I wanted her to peg me

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I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us

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>>692569001
Rape me, Queen Nicki

>>692567034
dude I knooooow
Fucking fiended for years for some legit nudes of her. Then as I lose interest with age, bam, suddenly she's in playboy.

>>692569294
I want to cum deep inside her then look lovingly into her eyes, and cuddle for the rest of the night.

Why, what do you want to do to her?

>>692567034
I want her more now then ever.

>But I love trashy women.

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I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us

>>692569874
something about a train wreck is so enticing.

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>>692569600
My question still stands. Perhaps more than ever, now that you're more specific.

Why are you not attempting to be a man?

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>>692569799
I didn't say I wouldn't do that. I would even prefer what you say. But hatefuck, choking, and stuff like that is pretty hot too.

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This fucking cunt.

>>692570113
Spanking, maybe? Slapping that tight little ass would be pretty great.

>>692567375
Chris?

>>692567034
Redheads don't age so well... the sun is their enemy. And in her case, booze and coke didn't help matters.

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>>692570352
Yes ofc. And use her mouth like a fleshlight.

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Stephanie McMahon

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>>692570766
Well shit when you describe it like that I'd like to do it to Sky too.

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>>692570999
Trips speak the truth. But I'd want her to dom me. She just comes off so dominate and it's hot as fuck.

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>>692569371
call me a faggot but I would suck the cum out of jim carey's dick.

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HIGH AS FUCK

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>>692570999
>>692571151
anyone have that video of two guys sharing a fleshlight and cumming over a pic of steph?

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>>692571098
It was you?

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Love her music, hate her feminist bullshit.

>>692571244
You're gay. I wouldn't let that anti-vaxxer come with in 20 meters of me.

>>692571244

faggot.

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>>692571482
Sounds hot as fuck. I need that video too

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>>692570599
>>692569874
>>692569683
RIP

>>692570999
Until she tags in Triple H.

>>692571652
it was on xtube for the longest time but then it got notoriety and got taken down.

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>>692571540
yep, I fooled ya
and who knows, maybe I've been lewd talking about Dove with you many other times
without you even knowing

I didn't post originally because I don't hate Sky
that said I would love to make her throat my fuck-toy

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>>692571804

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>>692571857
Why the hell would it get taken down?

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>>692571865
Kek.
Hate fuck doesn't mean you hate her.

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I'd fuck her stupid and beat the shit out of her and dump her in a storage locker for her white trash common law husband to find.

>>692571629
He's not really on the level of autism fear mongering though.
He legitimately made a point on how dumb it is to inject people with mercury because it kills bacteria.
Like setting fire to your house because you saw a spider.

>>692571652

I was at WrestleMania where she was dressed like that, not too far from her. Even more fuckable in person.

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>>692572051
I guess so
I would also love to spank her cute little butt till it's sore

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>>692571977
the uploader deleted it, fucking bastard

>>692570304
My brother has a hard on for this cunt.

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This unfunny cunt. Her body is bangin but I can't stand anything else about her

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>>692572383
That really fucking sucks. Did you see it? How hot was it?

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>>692572374
All red.

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>>692570304
Trump literally got to fuck the shit out of her.
She even begged for more and called him daddy.

>>692572738
I saw it years ago, was hot.

Lots of cock rubbing and they were hard as diamonds.

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>>692572932
Now that I know about this and will never see it I'm going to kill myself.

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>>692572779
unf exactly, and imagine her cute little squeals as you do it.

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>>692567940
I'd destroy her asshole. She'd probably lecture you about women's rights while you creampie her though.

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M-My m-mistress has told me she's too beautiful for an o-ordinary dude like m-me; she s-says I-I don't deserve to be with her... I-I begged her to stay so she agreed because she said I-I don't want you slobbering on me anymore... So she o-ordered me to open my mouth and then stuffed her dirty socks in my mouth and c-commanded me to keep them in there for 15 minutes or she'll leave me forever... Thankfully after 10 minutes she took pity on me and removed them and then said I-I don't yet fully realize how lucky I am to have a world class beauty like her in the house...

>>692573280
i just googled Stephanie McMahon fleshlight and the xtube video is still deleted, FUCK!

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>>692573285
Hnngg..

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>>692573474

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>>692569001
I hear Nicki likes getting her asshole licked, so I'm game. I'd toss the shit out of her salad.

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>>692573474
I t-told her I-I fully agree that I'm a-a very lucky dude and asked her if she wishes to choke me now... She laughed and told me lick her feet clean before she goes to sleep for she has a busy day tomorrow... She moaned very l-lightly as I licked her and told me a wimp like me has some use in her life after all...

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>>692573834
Who the hell is this? I'd take a piece of that action.

>>692573999
Check'd and kek'd

>>692574243
youtube slash LoeyLane

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everything... so... tight

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>>692573614
Then pull up her dress, pull her panties down, and start pounding her in the ass.

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>>692574955
>no penis in shot

This isn't a Uncle Terry shoot, you fucking liar

>>692573752
Reasonable kek

>>692574955
Used to want to make babies with that. Then Nick happened.

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>>692575071
Exactly. Her tight cute ass.

>>692572805
Nah dude, she got that haircut to piss him off. Exactly like Hildog. She is so beautiful, but her arms are really small for some raisen...

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>>692575356
Sky's or Dove's cute ass.
It might hurt for her, but it would feel too good to stop.

>>692569001
too much plastic id rather just fuck a real doll

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>>692576107
Yes it really feels amazing.
But I'm really curious now when you did text with me without me knowing it.

>>692576077
Na, dude He made her get that haircut so when he fucked her ass and she cried He could imagine it was Hilldog.

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>>692575596
I don't know why people still like her when she was literally in a nigger gang bang.
Here's proof.

>>692576107
post sky ass now!

>>692576570
yeah. total proof.
goodjob anon.

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>>692576436
kek I was just kidding, it was that time only.
Or was it?
It was.
But you don't know that, for sure.

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>>692576794
No I really don't..

>>692576794
solid imagery here

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Would hate fuck her pooper

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>>692576755
I'm sorry I don't have more of her delicious lil' butt, but here's one.
>>692576935
I guess you'll just have to trust me.

>>692577242
is it weird that I want to see her asshole?

>>692577337
Just as weird as me wanting to fuck it.

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>>692577313
Trust you when you said you did, or now that you didn't? Kek.

>>692577762
what the fuck are you talking about?

this roleplay makes no fucking sense

>>692571098
Who is this

>>692578087
sky ferreira

23yr old singer

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>>692577944
We don't roleplay. Maybe that's why.

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>>692578087
Sky Ferreira
>>692577762
kek, either way.
But really it was just that time.

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>>692578350
I believe ya.

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>>692573999
M-My mistress w-was taking a shower and I was as usual waiting with a towel outside the b-bathroom when one o-of her regular bull lovers came walking through the front house door... I-I was surprised because I-I am usually alerted b-by my mistress when h-he is coming over for a session... H-He boldly and strongly came into the hallway where I-I was standing and t-told me they decided at the last minute before she w-went into the shower to m-meet... She texted him to come over right away... He o-ordered m-me to send h-her into our bedroom when she is finished and I said, "yes sir."... Then he further o-ordered m-me to bring him a late night meal while he was waiting for h-her... S-So I obeyed him and spent the next 20 minutes preparing in the kitchen... When I g-got into the bedroom they w-were already going at it on the bed so I just left the meal there and waited outside the door t-to see if they needed anything else...

>>692579335
moar