ITT poorly described vidya
>what the fuck is this?
>what the fuck is that?
>now I'm green?
>now I'm a demon?
>why so many spiders?
>mommy issues
>>691585327
>aw sweet got a machete
>aaaand its broken
>lemme just climb this building to escape
>better yet, I'll use this grappling hook
>>691585327
Binding of Isaac
>>691585327
>oh shit where am I
>is this a basement
>gonna cry all over these fucking monsters
>a coat hanger?
>OH GOD ITS IN MY HEAD
>gonna cry on mom
>she dead
>crawl up inside her vajoo
>moist.jpg
>cry on her heart
>ascend to heaven
>kill yourself
Binding of Isaac.
>>691585680
Ding ding
>>691585512
dying light?
>>691585862
Yup.
>"Oh wow Im a sneakman!"
>"Look at that beehive"
>smug_face.jpg
>Shoot at beehive
>Cyka blyat runs away covered in bees
>>691586009
Metal gear solid 3
>I am kill?
>guess not
>using pins
>telekenisis and shit
>mc is a total edgelord
>not so edgy towards the end
>GOAT for DS
>>691586536
Murdered Soul Suspect
>Lifes Good
>War imminent
>My family is dead now
>meet king
>almost everyone dies
>DOG
>SEX
>TOLKIEN JERKING OFF
>Dragon
>Live by sex
>>691586821
Nope
>>691586845
Dragon age 2?
>>691587103
Nope.
>"GOOD HEAVENS, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME!"
>everyone dies
>>691587250
Over meme
>Time runs if you move
>More obscure than you think
>>691587250
Chrono Trigger
>>691587560
>im alive
>I'm dead
>I'm in hell
>no longer in hell
>>691587560
SUPER
HOT
SUPER
HOT
or supertruck.
>>691587560
Superhot?
>>691587670
Rouge legacy?
>>691587686
SUPER HOT indeed
>>691586845
shadow of mordor?
>>691586845
COMMON!
>>691587103 Was close!
>>691587942
No.
>Eat ice cream every day and have some gay chat
>Ends with MC getting goaded into assisting best friend with suicide
>>691587999
The witcher?
>>691588148
358/2 days?
>I don't understand why everyone said this game is hard
>why is this room empty
>HOLY SHIT!
>dead
>>691588340
your mom
>>691585327
Do thangs get triangles
>>691588340
Dank Souls.
>MC is a photography student
>You can fix mistakes
>Pedo is loose in school
>You have to choose between lesbian girlfriend or save town
>>691588335
>witcher
Nope.
>drink blood
>1 out of every 5 people is gay
>diggy-diggy hole
>>691588427
The story of link
>>691588476
I didnt even play it.
uhhhhhhh, fuck. tip of my tongue.
LOVE IS STRANGE!
>>691588475
hehe, spot on
>>691587670
Dank souls
>>691588335
aye
>>691588606
That's right
>>691588606
Kek
>>691587670
Dante's inferno
>spend hundreds of $$$
>cyka blyat
>die
>repeat
>>691585327
>doggo
>ching cong
>lol dicks in the sky
>snek
>>691588606
is life is strange but it's ok beacause OTP
>WHERE IS SHE
>shitty morality choices
>cool upgrade system
>shitty level up system
>switch between beta cuck and edgelord at will
>The triangle button is your best friend
>>691588877
Cs:Blow
>I write books
>Go to cabin
>Shits dark
>NOT EVEN WILD BERRIES
>poe
>>691589000
Bioshock?
>login
>realize the game is still shit
>logout
>Haul ass
>Dodge cars
>Get fined
>Make turn
>Crash
>Fuck
>creating world
>wake up
>"Say pal, you don't look so good"
>>691588514
Yeah
>>691589047
Alan Wake
>>691589115
Nope
>>691589136
ESO?
>>691589206
Ding
>>691589152
Assassins Creed revelations?
>>691589152
Don't Starve
>>691589136
Runescape
>sealed in stone by Hell's demons cause you're too badass
>wake up
>oh look a gun
>rip and tear until it is done
>>691589000
Infamous?
>>691586845
Dragon Age: Origins.
Human Track.
>>691589362
Winner
> Am nigger
> Hang with more niggers
> Kill more niggers
> Follow train
>>691589471
Yup, night.
>>691589498
San Adreas
>actual space cowboy
>ship got fucked
>nice stash of kush and shit tho
>fuck up planet's ecosystem
>fuck up every single colony on the planet
>strip-mine the entire place
>fix fucked up spaceship
>off to fuck some more shit up
>???
>profit
>>691589611
Mass effect 2?
>ANUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
>>691589611
STARBOUND.
>>691589704
nope
actually pretty obscure game
>>691589611
Pikmin?
>>691589783
OH SHID
NAILED IT NIGGA
>>691589611
Barbie's Space Adventures
>>691589857
NOVAKID RACE. STARBOUND. YES.
I played 500 hours
>>691587560
S U P E R H O T
U
P
E
R
H
O
T
>Postapocalyptic theme
>Kills rivals with your own body fluids
>Water fucking kills you
>>691589136
Diablo III
>Dad is kill
>Sister is kill
>Mother is kill
>Kill massive insects
>Might need some potions
>Or food
>Actually sister isnt kill
>Actually mother isnt kill
>Mother is kill
>Kill sister
>Sword talks to you
>Kill dragon
>in prison
>dude in the other cell talking shit
>secret door in your cell
>escape and get horse armor
>woken up midsleep
>assholes need my fucking help
>gives me a gun but no fucking bullets
>fuck this
>get on an escape pod and let the ship fucking die
>feel bad so go around looking for asshole survivors for an hour
>let them all die anyway fighting for me
>fall in hole
>meet monsters
>everything is canon
>>691590099
Witnessed. Also, Oblivion.
TWEWY
>>691590142
Halo
God I miss that game. I would honestly pay good money for a high quality remake
>>691590099
Oblivion, try harder next time.
>>691590164
Undertale
>>691590164
Silent Hill 4?
>>691590164
Alice in wonderland
>>691590243
well BOY DO I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS NEW GAME CALL MASTER CHIEF COLLECTION?
>alright, first day here
>ah, inmates seem nice
>alri-
>did that nigger just shank a guy with a screwdriver
>red lights n shieeet
>swat team
>>691589948
eyy mayn
another one
>not space cowboy
>ranch is burn
>mum is kill
>bro is kill
>FUCKMYLIFE.jpg
>murderous rampage across the west
>trail of bodies behind you
>finally meets murderer
>it's you
>wat
>be dad
>lose kid
>be sad
>drugs
>dancing
>soup
>>691590344
>high quality remake
>Cast of misfits.
>Gritty reality tv show.
>Cartoons.
>Race track.
Picture Related.
>>691590403
Fallout 4?
Lets see who gets this one
>Kill fat basterd
>Kill lazy fucker
>Kill horny faggot
>Kill greedy midget
>Capture jelly bitch
>Kill angry giant
>Kill dickhead wizzard
>in prison
>friend helps you escape
>he gives you a bottle of juice and dies
>Monster saves you just in time
>repay the favor by killing it's race
>snow
>go run through caves killing zombies
>>691590368
Escapists
>>691590490
Nope. Post apocalyptic though
>>691590526
Winrar
>>691590403
The Forest?
>>691586536
World Ends with You
>>691590387
Red Dead
>>691590522
FfX?
>>691590621
Yup
> running
> no one for the past 3 hours of running
> no loot any where... oh look books of bull shut and a motorcycle helmet
> someone coming
Friendly friendly
> shot in head
> respawn and repeat
>>691590368
Riddick Butcher Bay?
>>691590586
ayy
>>691590656
nope
>>691590513
i want to say one of the elder scrolls games, but idon't remember any juice?
>>691589136
Every game by EA in the last decade?
>>691589438
DOOM 2 or 3
>>691590735
Nope, different game
>>691590770
Every survival mmo
>>691586536
second sight?
>>691590837
I don't think he's describing an Elder Scrolls game. None of them start where you have a friend helping you escape
>>691590860
It's Doom 4 (2016)
>>691590403
Heavy rain?
>>691585327
Binding of Iisac
>>691587250
Majora's mask
>>691591176
nope
>Go to Mansion
>Lantern
>spoopy stuff
>puzzles
>>691591334
Amnesia
>>691590503
Clash of cocks?
>>691591334
luigi's mansion
>>691591103
>>691590837
>>691590513
>>691591458
Winner
>Winning
>Shit happens
>Losing
>Rage quit
>>691586536
The world ends with you
>>691590770
Walking simulator.
Oh wait my bad I meant to say DayZ Standalone
>>691590387
Westerado?
>>691590522
Skyrim?
I wonder who gets this one
>late to work
>horrible mistake
>trapped far underground with aliens
>military comes to help
>they betray you and just start killing everyone.
>kill them a lot
>invade other dimension
>kill giant baby
>now you're working for someone else
>>691589136
Guild wars 2
>best game of 2015
>total trendsetter
>improved on TOTAL GARBAGE attempt by A BUNCH OF BUTTHEADS
>was made by a man who is definitely at least 6'1
>>691591643
Any multiplayer game on a console
>>691591608
Oooooooh. Good one
>sack
>2-d
>Collecting things
>>691591770
Half life 1?
>>691591857
Little big planet
>>691591770
Half-life!
>collect the fruit anon
>is it apple or peaches?
>who cares just collect
>figs?
>hoolibigah
>>691591813
kek
toddposting is the best thing to come out of /v/
>>691589136
league of legends
>demon aliens
>holy Fuck it's a chainsaw
>can't look up or down
>>691591941
I figured that was too easy
>Mean computer lady that hates birbs makes fun of a mute lady