>>691100077
>be at home
>sister walks into her kitchen
>say iam your sister
>i say brother to sister
>she is can you help with homeworks
>i help her
>my cloth fell off
>sex
>oh brothr
>u are my aunt
>winning.csi
>these threads are literal autism

I'm listening

>>691100077
i'm listening

>>691100401
whoa dude

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>>691100401
>>691100460

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>>691100491
>whoa
>were both pathetic!

Format

>>691100558
yeah it's nice to know i'm not the only one

>>691100077
>go down to beach
>cousin jumps in water with t-shirt on
Cont...?

>>691100558
>>691100506
>>691100181
samefag

>>691100690
Agreed

ok here I go
>Laying on the couch on my phone cause it's hot as fuck and I dont wanna move
>She sits down and goes on her phone
>smalltalk.avi
>She asks to play a game
>What game (ya sloot leave me slone)
>Truth or dare
>Ofcourse I have to go first so I ask
>She says truth
>Ask her whats the baddest thing shes done
>She says she's only been felt up and madeout once
>k
>She asks me truth or dare
>darecuzfuckingpepe.png
>Dares me to do a handtand
>fucking lameo
>get it over with and we go on with stupid shit
>then it starts to get fun
>she's always had a crush on me, made it noticable a few times in the past
>Ask me to take off my shirt
cont?

>>691100907
>i ask why
cont?

>>691100907
don't ask just cont

>>691100907
Keep on going

>>691100907
>Financial markets and bettors put their money on Britain's voting to remain a part of the European Union on Thursday in a historic referendum that threatens to undermine the experiment in continental unity launched in the aftermath of World War II.
>More than 46 million people were registered to vote in the referendum, which asks:
>"Should the United Kingdom remain a member of the European Union or leave the European Union?"
>The heated campaign saw the nation take stock of its place in the modern world and question the direction it wanted to take in the future.
>"This is, I'd say, the most important day in the past 20 years, at least for the U.K., and the economic consequences of a vote out are huge,"
>said investment banker Hasan Naqvi outside a London polling station.
>He is voting to stay.
>"Leave" campaigners claim that only a British exit can restore power to Parliament and control immigration.
>The "remain" campaign led by Prime Minister David Cameron argues that Britain is safer and richer inside the 28-nation EU.
cont?

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>>691101120
>>691101134
How foreveralone do you have to be before you reach this level?

Seriously.

>>691100907
Handtand

>>691101218
Fuck off I'm not lonely leave me alone

>>691101238
I'm guessing handstand? Cause OP is reckless

>>691101170
>Financial markets have been volatile ahead of the vote, with opinion polls suggesting a tight race, but the pound surged Thursday amid market optimism that uncertainty over the vote would end with a vote to stay.
>Currency traders expect mayhem in the event of a British exit, or Brexit.
>The pound, which experts say would face a sharp drop in case of an EU exit, rose to its highest level this year, to around $1.4900.
>Britain's benchmark stock index was up 1.2 percent, adding to big gains so far this week.
>Other European stock markets were up almost 2 percent.
>The bookies also clearly saw momentum to "remain."
>The betting market Betfair said the probability that the country will stay stands at 86 percent, with a British exit, or Brexit, given just a 14 percent chance.
>William Hill revised the chances of a "leave" vote down from 25 percent to just under 17 percent.
>"Markets seem to be taking a very big bet that the bookmakers are right that there is a minimal chance of a Brexit," said Michael Ingram, Market Strategist for BGC Brokers, L.P.
cont?

Sorry she didn;t ask me she dared me,, anyway
>Dare her to take off her shirt
>She's wearing a blue lace bra
>I literally wanna pounce on her and fuck her
>blueismyfavcolor.webm
>cant stop looking at them and she goes
>I say truth
>she ask if I was a virgin
>I say yes
>she blushes and idfk why
>says she has a crush on me
>Iknowyousloot.jpeg
>gets closer to her
>Her front door open and she puts her shirt on
>parents are back with her brothers
>she puts her shirt on quickly
>we're safe
(things happen at night so)
cont,,?

>>691101218
You're on /b/ Don't pretend you have friends or a girlfriend.

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>>691101315
Biggest of keks.

>>691101387
No, don't continue. Fuck yourself. End the story. Idiot
"cont?"=Give me a sec so I can make up some shit

>>691101408
>kek
cont?

>>691101218
we're all lonely here newfriend, welcome

Can someone post a link to that Twitch site with all of the stories archived?

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>>691101551
>I enjoy wincest stories on 4chan because a sibling or family member is the only actual human female contact I can realistically ever hope to have
cont?

Home alone for the week.
Sister comes home, starts watching tv
I sit down with semi.
She notices.. says do you have a boner
I say no, but maybe a semi
She says who got you horny
I said maybe it was you and your low cut top
She seems a bit weirded out
She says umm ok and continues watching tv
Awkward silence
She says so can i see it
I say uh, if you want.. ?
I whip it out
She says nice .. whats it look like hard?
I say I might need to see something to get hard
She takes her top off and says what about now
I say i'll try and see
I start to fap, she has a smile..
I'm getting hard
Wow thats a big cock she says, can i touch it
I say sure i guess..
She touches it and starts jerking me off
I said you dont feel weird about it
She says no its kinda turning me on
I said cool.. we're alone you know no one would see if you wanna do something
She says umm ok. what about a blowjob
I said ... umm.. yes..!!!
She gives me head and its amazing ( shes topless )
I said im about to cum she stops briefly and says you can come in my mouth if you want or on my face
I cum in her mouth immediately blow the hugest load of my life
She fucking swallows it and says you taste good too
I said that was amazing, are you gonna tell anyone
No she says. I hope you dont either
cont...

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>>691101690
>because the internet doesn't come with google where I live

ok I won't ask I'll just go on now
>we have dinner and we are close all day long
>kinda obvious so I back away a little
>parents go to their room
>her brothers watch cartoons in the living room
>go to my room and ofcourse she comes
>On my phone again but this time shes next to me
>wetalkagain.png
>I give her a smirk and I kiss her
>she gets so red and I laugh
>I get close to her face to see what she'd do
>she kisses my cheek to my neck
>ofcourseinstanthardon.exe
>she sees it and giggles and sucks on my neck
>(I'm 15 so nothing big just 6 inch if you wanted to know)
>I run my hand on her thigh and lay her down
>kisses her neck and sucks on it not leaving a hickey
>don't wanna get in trouble
>order her to take her shirt off
>she does
>takes her bra off and I suck on her nips
>cup her tits so perky and fresh

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>>691101805

>>691101805
>Also buoying the markets was an opinion poll conducted by the Ipsos MORI firm for the Evening Standard newspaper which suggested the "remain" camp winning by a narrow margin.
>"It's perfectly possible that England will vote to leave but London as the capital city, and Scotland and Northern Ireland will all vote to remain and outweigh ultimately the view of the English as a whole," said Ben Page, the chief executive officer of the market research firm.
>Turnout is considered critical in the vote, as polling suggested there were a number of undecided voters.
>A large turnout will favor the "remain" campaign as those who waver at the end tend to go for the status quo. Those favoring "leave" also tend to be more committed.
>"It's all about turnout and those soft 'remainers' staying at home," U.K. Independence Party leader Nigel Farage said outside his home after collecting the newspapers.
>"I do think we are in with a very strong chance, I do genuinely," he said.
cont?

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>>691101717
You're here for the same reason I am, implying we're any different.
cont?

>we are both kinda scared because we're new
>she's wet so I rub her over her pants
>takes my shirt and shorts off
>make sure my room is locked cause her brothers
>go back and look at her
>she ask if I can eat her out
>ofcourseyouidiot.webm
>pulls her panties down and do what I've seen in porn
>lick her lips and rubs her clit
>she moans lowly and I tell her to stfu parents might be up
>she says sorry and I continue
>she's really wet and it didn't taste bad

Cont..

So she says i'm still horny can u help me out
I say sure what would you like
She says how about anal i've never tried it and always wondered what you would be like inside me
I say.. yeah ok lol sure
She pulls her pants off, undies off i can't believe my eyes
Shes naked..
She says you better spit on it because i imagine it would hurt with no lube
I do as she says..
She gets on the couch doggy style
I'm fucking loving it
Slip it in and continue
She loves it too
So we're going at it for a good 15 mins and she stops me out of the blue and says put it in my pussy but dont cum in me
I say are you sure she says fuck yeah do it
So we do it for like 5 minutes and im gonna cum
she says change positions
so we do missionary for another 5 minutes or so and im gonna cum
i tell her im gonna cum she says fuck it cum in me
i blow again so huge inside her pussy
she cums at the same time
Win..
Hours pass and its kinda awkward but good..
Later that night she comes in my room and says you wanna do it again
I say ok! jump in
We fuck like rabbits for the rest of the night
Do it a good 4-5 times again the next day
and a few more times later that week.
We agreed to stop for a while until the parents leave.. so here we are and its just me and her.. alone.. and shes giving me the eye..
Ill ask.. *holds*
Shes undoing my fly and wondering what im typing
TTYL

>>691102139
>It was raining heavily in some parts of the country,
>which could reduce turnout.
>There were anecdotal reports of voters being unable to get to the polls.
>Downpours and flooding swamped parts of London and southeastern Britain.
>London's Fire Brigade received hundreds of calls of weather-related incidents early Thursday,
>including some reports of flooding and lightning strikes.
>Weather forecasters quipped that voters in the southeast would need umbrellas and possibly rubber boots in order to cast ballots.
>Prime Minister David Cameron ignored questions about the weather as he and his wife,
>Samantha,
>cast their votes in London.
>Among those braving the London rain were devoted "leave,"
>voters Susanne Humphrey, 71,
>and Charles Humphrey, 77.
>The retired couple paused after voting in a community center and spoke from the heart,
>saying that it meant a lot to them to make their feelings known.
cont?

>tell her ir's her turn so I take my boxers off and I'm so hard
>she's a clueless slut
>haven't you seen porn?
>only a few times anon
>degen.exe
>tell her to do what she saw
>suck my head and bob her head
>she takes my head in her mouth
>I move her head up and down
>for her first time its not the worst
>I grunt trying to be quiet myself and trying not to cum

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>>691102231
Requesting moar Brexit news!!!!

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>>691102489

> Be me, grown man with real job. 30 years old

> Dumbass sister calls. Shes a lifelong fuck up. Drugs, alcohol, jail. But deep down shes a good person just a dumbass

> She calls me because shes broken down about 4 hours away. Tells me some shit story about how shes trying to get her life together and move out of her boyfriends house, but her car broke down. Asks if I can come get her.

> Its about 8:00 PM when I leave my house. Pick her and her two kids up at a Burger King in Dallas. Then everything went down hill

> "It's late I'll get a hotel for us because I dont want to drive back this late"

> Go on hotwire, expedia, priceline - no hotels nearby that are less than $400 a night. Fuck.

> Find shitty Red Roof Inn near by, get the last room they have. Two double beds

> Me "Sis, you sleep on one bed, let you kids (age 5 and 10) sleep on the other bed, and I'll sleep on the floor"

> We hang out and talk. She really is ready to get her life together. "Thanks Bro I love you so much thanks for helping me" I feel bad about you sleeping on the floor just sleep in my bed.

> getsinbedwithsister.jpg

> pass out quickly because I'm sleepy

> wake up in the middle of the night spooning my sister. go back to sleep. fuck it

> Wake up again in the middle of the night spooning my sister. shes in her underwear, ass pressed against my dick. try to go back to sleep

> cantsleep.avi unintentionalboner.wav

> fuckfuckfuckfuck.gif

> boner now pressing against her. trying my best not to think about it and go back to sleep

> fall asleep. wake up sometime in the middle of the night, sister grinding on me a little. i can feel small movements. realize shes touching her pussy

> fuckfuckfuckfuckwtfamigoingtodo.txt

> a few minutes later of laying there with my sister masturbating while she's laying on her side, i ever so slightly I push a little. like super slow pushing. Feels good pushing into a fat ass and panties

>Cont?

>after a while I tell her to stop so I dont cum
>tell her to lay down again and I pull her close to me
>ask if shes ready
>ask me if it'll hurt
>tell her idk just dont be scared
>I put it in slowly and sshe puts to much pressure around my cock
>tell her to calm down
>she loosens up and I put it more in
>no blood so I didn't know if she was a virgin at the time anymore
>(not all virgins bleed on the first time I foudn out)
>continue going faster and tell her to be quiet
>she tries to keep her moans in and I'm breathing loud
>keep on for about 8 mins and I pull out
>tell her I'm about to cum
>cum on her stomach
>hears a thump in the living room
>getsdressedasfastasflash.png
>her fucking dumb brother jumped off the couch and hit his head on the table
>she's cleans up quickly and coems out
>parents come out
>glad I finished before that
>the end of that time
we've fooled around a few times after that

I'm 18 now and she's 20 and she doesn't want a boyfriend

fine with me but wont last long so whenever we see each other we try to do things

anyway I have an appointment to go to so have agood one /b/ros

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ITT

>>691102852
Dont ask just continue

>>691102852
Keep going dude

>>691102852

>Cont?

> So I'm in a shitty hotel with my sister, its the middle of the night. I'm rock hard, and spooning her because we're in a double bed that is so small we both cant lay on our backs. She thinks I'm asleep and is slightly grinding against my dick while touching herself. Shes wearing panties (granny panties at that)

> After a few minutes she reaches back and pulls her panties to the side, and adjusts herself so my dick is touching her asshole/pussy area.

>ffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.bmp

> Seriously cant believe my dick is on my sisters pussy lips. I can vividly remember the feeling of warmth on the tip of my dick. And wetness.

> She pushes back and pushes my dick into her.

> At this point I'm so fucking horny that I dont care that shes my sister. I just want to cum. I want to cum so bad.

> Shes slowly rocking back and forth a little, has just the top 1/4 of my dick inside of her

> Pushes harder, goes in and out a few times, dick is now inside of sister

> I'm still pretending to be asleep. Not moving at all now. Just letting her pleasure herself

> Without even thinking, put my hand on her hip and pull her hip closer

> ohfuckthatwasamistake.webm

> Now she knows I'm awake and into fucking her. Without talking, she keeps fucking for a few minutes. Goes back to touching her pussy, tenses up a cums a little.

> I thrust one time and cum buckets into her

> Neither of us move for a while. Dick still inside of sister. Finally she moves forward so my dick falls out, adjusts her panties so they are covering her pussy, and pats me on the leg.

> Cont?

How any of you depraved virgins can imagine having sex with your sisters is beyond me. The shit ain't natural.

>>691100077
This happened to me about 3 months ago

>be me
>just got a new haircut
>visit family
>cousin (15) exclaims "pecs" and feels my chest for 10-20 seconds
>asks if I've been working out
>flex arm "you tell me"
>"oh my god"
>holds my arm as we walk along the street with her friend later that day
>touches my abs at dinner
>"solid"

>>691100907
Hey it's me ur sister, let's play truth of dare just the two of us lel

>>691101170
You made me grin well done

going to vote now
#remain


this is now a Brexit thread.

>>691104205
Good stuff. Keep going.

>>691104205
yes cont stop asking

>>691101387
no Cont. anymore, end the story or fuck off

>>691104859
It's finished you summerfag he just finished it
>>691102979

>>691101387
This is some lame shit, please stop

> Cont?

> I fall asleep, wake up the next morning and she says we need to talk. She says shes sorry, and that we were both asleep.

> We go outside for a smoke and to talk. She begs me not to get angry at her. Says she has emotional problems and only knows how to show men appreciation through sex. Says shes been seeing a therapist who tells her she has daddy issues (my dad was an asshole alcoholic and died of liver failure when we were kids). Shes crying now, telling me how fucked up she is and how she just wants a normal life.

> I tell her its cool, and that it was a crazy thing we both did and that we cant tell anyone because its pretty fucked up. We go back inside and I go to take a shower, pack up, and go home.

> I'm in a rush to get home. Already going to miss half a day of work because of this shit. Its about 8:00 AM now

> Her kids are watching Spongebob on the hotel TV. I go to take shower, she follows in and locks the bathroom door

> Anon, since we've already been bad do you want to be bad one more time?

> Pulls down her pants, bends over sink

> "WTF! You said it was a mistake"

> "ok you're right I'm so sorry" shes crying again telling me that shes just grateful for me being there for her and how fucked up she is and how much she has fucked up our relationship,, and how now I've cheated on my wife

> We hug for a while. Shes still crying, wiping tears away. We hug for a while and talk about how we are family and we can help her get back on her feet. I tell her I'll help her pay bills until she gets her own apartment.

> Still huggings, she kisses me on the cheek.

> "Sis, I want to be bad with you one more time"

> "OMG anon. are you serious"

> "just one more time to have fun"

> She bends over the sink, pulls down her pants, and I fuck her from behind. Cum inside of her.

> We pack up, go to CVS and buy Plan B.

> She cries on and off on the way back to my house. Her dumbass kids have no idea their uncle is fucked their mom

>>691101717
I doubt many of those fantasizing about having sex with their siblings actually have them. Being an only child fits in well with the overall awkwardness here

Last part. It ends soon

> We drive all the way back to my house with her crying on and off. She hits herself in the head muttering "I'm such a fuck up!" for a while, then calms down and tells me how great I am and how shes excited to start her life over

I'm getting tired of typing out this story for you fucks so I'll end it here.

She ended up living with me and my wife for about 3 months. She sucked my dick and I fucked her probably 3-4 times a week that entire time. Then one day she told me she got a new job, rented a car, and drove her and her kids across the country. Her phone got cut off right after that.

Every now and then I'll get a text from a random number saying its her, asking how I am and the kids, and saying she'll call me soon. She never does.

So kids, thats how you fuck your sister. My wife would leave me if she knew I cheated on her with anyone, especially my sister.

She wasnt even attractive. She was just easy, and willing to fuck or suck me off any time I asked. All I had to do was get her alone and tell her what to do and she would do it.

If anyone in OKC area knows a 37 year old woman named Chelle with two kids tell her to call her brother.

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lets add pics to the story for academic purposes.
>be me
>live in east russia
>cousin gets married
>too much vodka
>play the garter wedding game
>things heat up
>place dick in her pussy as a dare
>uncle takes pic
>super uncomfortable
>still feels warm af
>jizz inside
>now dad of my second cousin
pic related

>>691105230
that story was both hot and funnt

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this is actually my sister

>>691105347
As an only child, I can tell you that this is probably the reason why I find sibling sex stories arousing.

>>691105178
I wanna spank her ass so hard

>>691104205
Come on. Cont already

>>691107397
you idiot, he already did

>>691106529
instagram name you fuck

>>691105230
Nice one anon

>>691105836
Damn, this nigga has actual proof too

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Buuump

>14
>moms computer
>find video of mom
>mom's on a bed
>mom's riding a cock
>mom cums
>changes camera angle
>see mom suck cock
>load is blown
>she giggles
>pulls covers up
>kisses me on forehead
>Kisses Me On Forehead?
>KISSES ME ON FOREHEAD!?!?

play next video
>grandma's on a bed
>grandma's riding a cock....

> be me
> be 17
> 15 year old sister is in the next room sleeping
> I sneak into her room
> she's wearing a t-shirt and panties
> I feel her up a little.
> stick my hand down her panties.
> dick is hard man
> I do this a few nights a week
> she finds out
> stops talking to me
> tells me girlfriend
> girlfriend leaves me and tells all her friends.
> fuck

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>16
>sister home from college
>watching tv
>big comfy chair
>sis tells me to move
>no
>she says fine, sits on my lap
>she keeps moving
>I get hard
>she stops, looks at me
>whispers into my ear, you little perv
>I turn red
>she laughs
>starts grinding
>fully erect now
>she whispers, feels like my little brother is a big brother
>continues grinding
>we're both breathing heavy
>she says, play with my nipples
>no
>please, play with my nipples
>NO it's wrong
>lifts her shirt, pinches and licks her nipples
>say out loud, I'm about to cum
>she yells, FUCKIN PLAY WITH MY NIPPLES!!!
>NO, you're my sister.
>fine, she gets up and leaves

>>691101170
I'M HARD AS FUCK RIGHT NOT CONT

ez get fags hahah

reroll

>>691113344
>>691113314

That was fucking ez