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Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.
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REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia…you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt tupac alive numbr one #1 in serbia ….fuck the croatia ,..FUCKk ashol turks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey
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Rory-sama claimed
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>>690374185
mugi
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>>690374054
>No oversexualised content
lol nah pham
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>>690374054
>>690373839
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>>690373673
>She lives in a forest
O shit man, think you'll see any bears or other wild animals?

>>690373718
No, not in a good way.

>Best idol claimed
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Claimed

>>690372534 (Karen)
It wasnt bad by any means, just awkward. We were both quiet and didnt know how to progress the date.

>>690372865 (Squid)
It usually takes a community or group to keep anything media related alive. I cant really say much other than it happens ya know? I had a similar feeling when i admined a couple of tf2 servers. People change and life goes on man.

>>690372982 (Azusa)
"I hate when you tease me, just put it in already". Also why did you decide to start doing the voice?

>>690373211 (Robit)
That too, i dont usually see real drama though. Just fake drama shitposters start.

>>690373508 (Yordle)
At these times i just blase music and post like theres no tomorrow

>>690373414 (BEST)
Welp, i guess for the first time coming here im going for it. Remember me as i was friend
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>>690373993
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aUI5pPUcph
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>>690374185
The thing is, people don't realize the work that goes into properly doing copypasta. They think copypasta is something that slackers can do, or faggots, or assholes. It's not true. Copypasta is a dying artform and if you don't see that, I don't know what's wrong with you.
First of all, you sacrifice spending real time on /b/. You can't participate as much as you'd like to because you're so busy doing copypasta that you can't. As a result, you miss a lot of really great threads. Still, it's a sacrifice, so you do it.
There's also the problem of "Flood detected". This message can really hurt your progress. You should try to get your copypasta into every active thread and if you have to sit there waiting before the flood period is over, you lose valuable time. This is also very difficult.
Also, picking which threads should get a copypasta first are sort of difficult. There are threads that don't stay on the first page for very long, so you may be missing some of the more prominent threads. Of course, you should try to hit them all, but for the desire effect, you need to get into bigger threads quickly.
Finally, there's the moral problem. One thing about copypasta is that sometimes it feels good, but sometimes it feels bad.
BTW, this wasn't a copypasta, I just typed it out.
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>>690374253
O shit we got a rebel
You know what time it is!
https://youtu.be/qu6r7Yd_iG8?t=34s
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>>690374054
http://youtu.be/eYZ1TyR6phw
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>>690374054
post lewds
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still here


and

>>690374040
sorry
>>690374186
best of luck goodnight
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>>690374401
Because I'm transgender.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ahQHVgbVZk
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>>690374480
;o
>>690374452
gangsta gangsta is the best song nigga
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>>690374526

Sorry for what ?
Too cute.
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690373211
im still in shock to know the actual truth of its demise. so much unluckiness happened all at once which caused the result. the one in /trash/ is completely silent, with like one guy posting, and separated into a straight and gay version similar to the fur threads.

claim
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>>690374477
>>690374477
https://youtu.be/CXobUkhPQ4o?t=45s
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>>690374452
https://youtu.be/Dfgy6PracBA

Its funny as hell when, while watching The Good Dinosaur, your 1.5 year old niece says, just as the emotional sad death at the start happens, during the silent part...
'Sorry'
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Um im here


pizzaless
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>>690374634
making you hungry
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>>690374566
Got a boner from that
Good job anon
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>>690374566
with a drunken tone say
"so you are still a virgin huh? we could fix that ~
you can use my boihole all you want ~" *moan*
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>>690374788
Jesus those shiny thighs
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>>690374452
>breaks rules
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>>690374807

You just did it again
Are you trying something here ?
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Claiming with a real women. Which none of you beta omega pussies could even talk to

I could almost see you talking too louding and spitting your nasty spit in some poor girls face as she tries to get away

You 2D cucks are sad. Losers. Bronies get more action. Furries get more action. A damn sponge gets more pussy than you.

Idealized your little 2D sluts. Drawn by either ugly asian women who look like men. Or men who love seeing you jack off while they actually get laid.

Your 2D waifus are fake. False. Your little antisocial brains way of rationalizing your pathetic lives. Since if you ever looked at yourself in true eyes youd hate yourselves. So you create stories of love in your head with 2D sluts who dont exist and would still never love you
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>>690374912
I like this anon!
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Waifu is so lewd today, and here i am just blowing bubbles.
>Inb4 who's bubbles?
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>>690374910
I gotcha
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>>690375095
cum bubbles?
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>>690374975
Gay
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>>690374401
when i left, i told them it was better for the box, that it would do better without me... now its gone...
>ika
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>>690374962
what do you mean?
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>>690375095
Blowing cum bubbles mo like it

>>690375120
ohhh lawdly lawd is getting hot in here!
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>>690374975
I have a girlfriend, fam
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>>690375095
Quit blowing that poor monkey!
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>>690375178

I'm watching you cutie
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>>690375272
you're not trans
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>>690375148
>>690375234
>>690375342
Nope.
You're all awful.
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>>690375272
>>690374863
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>>690375350
i dont know what you are talking about
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>>690374912
nice edit anon
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>>690374975

Hate on facts. You know your life is with no reason or purpose. Look at you all ready to defend your useless fetish. You dont do anything for humanity, nothing for yourself but a few seconds of fake glee.

I can see your greast hands jack the last bit of "cum" out of your small unwashed dick as you slowly realize your 2D cuntos are fake. Made up by corporations and people who dont care for you.

Anyone who defends 2D girls has failed. Why live? Why exist? Why not just become as bland and lifeless as your 2D whore waifus.

Its fine. Attack me. Make up sad little defenses to your sad little lives.

You all need help.
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4 am
night
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>select all images with pizza
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>>690375464
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>>690375464
Dat denial~
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>>690375464
At least mine was original
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>>690374401
That's the spirit mang, make sure it's saucy. Of course, your based presence will not be forgotten.
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>>690375520

I'm sure you do and do not apologize for silly stuff
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>>690375600

Your waifu is trash. If i get a get im going to rape and kill her until her hair turns normal.
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>>690373628 (Yuno)
Ok, no eh. Meh?
>>690373673 (Karen)
I do occasionally, it's fun, relaxing, away from the city stench and buildings.
Tristana claimed
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>>690375600
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>>690375613
Hi there Rory.
>>690375740
I try to only deny things that are true.
>>690375744
Well sure. But still, no.
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>>690374975

>2D
>Slut

Pick one
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aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAHH
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Elizabeth, best waifu claimed.
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>>690375541
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>>690375779
i dont and ok
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>>690375866

Thats a nigger cumming on your cunt waifus ugly face

Get fucked and cucked
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Megumin claimed
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Early claim.
Hey everyone!
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>>690376115
Sup
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>>690376022

I pick the fact several people claim your waifus a day. Who probably cum on them or to them

So yes your 2D waifus are most likely dirty whores

>Buh Buh only I count

Spoken like a true cuck.
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>>690375413
Hm?

That's funny.
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>>690376077

I will "believe you" then

Time to rest now cutie , talk to you tomorrow Take care
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>>690376115
sharpedo ^_^
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>>690374566
Boner/10. It just gets cuter the more i hear it.
Thats a pretty fair answer. What is your preference?

>>690375169
I said the exact same thing about my community. Everyone loved me and gave me nothing but praise but i was too hard on myself and told myself i was pretty much just cancer. When i came back it was all gone too. FEELSBAD

>>690375762
Well im starting off small, and then slowly making my way up into that thick marinara. Thanks, someone has to remember my glory days
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>>690376115
Its fucking hot here
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>>690376457
bye
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I claim for you all to an hero

Also I claim all your waifus are fucking shit

Bonus claim : OP IS A NIGGER
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>>690376555
^_^
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>>690376555
It sounds like a fucking great idea right about now.
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>>690376555

Its like a single for each claim
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Late claim
>>690376149
Ayy
>Roll
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>>690376555
WHELP TIME TO GET STREAM READY
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>>690374566
Say "anon i can't take two dicks at once"
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>>690376665
>ONE OFF FROM QUADS
FUUUUUUUUCK
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>>690376555

If only you got 5555. Than everyone would just be dead.
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They come as a set.
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>>690376665
>>690376555

These two are God vs Satan
Demon vs Angel
Good vs Bad
Shit vs Food
Sex vs Baby
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>>690376665
It's not meant to be.

>Roll
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>>690376555
Need quints for me bro
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>>690376863
right > left

>konata
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>>690376555
Welp, I had a good run. Going to a sex dungeon and handing Riggles to the Chinese. It's been well
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Hey boys im a girl. Can I join in :3

What is a waifu?

Can I has one :3

Could I bees one:D.

Can yu all fight for my love :*
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>>690377192
no
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>>690376513
>thick marinara
That's making me laugh harder then it should.

Keep that pace, it'll be worth it in the end. Don't mention it, wouldn't want to forget the good times.
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