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Daily /b/ fight thread. Today's theme: white knighting
Can you hold your own in a fight?

>what's your age, height and weight?
>what martial art or any sport do you practice?
>have you ever whiteknighted (ie fought to defend a cumdumpster or some other weakling?)
>what was the most painful technique/method ever used against you in a fight?
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>>690223332
>19, 6'3, 78 kg
>no martial arts, a lot of sports
>only defend friends/gfs, don't think that counts as whiteknighting
>been bottled and tazered, both hurt a fair bit.
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>>690223332

>what's your age, height and weight?
I'm 32. 6'1", 180lbs
>what martial art or any sport do you practice?
I did professional MMA for a time. Loved it but the brain trauma and pay wasn't worth it, moved on to real estate. Fought for great organizations too. I was versed in Dutch kickboxing, with a BJJ ground base.
>have you ever whiteknighted (ie fought to defend a cumdumpster or some other weakling?)
Between the ages of 19-23 I regularly fought on behalf of batches so that I could fuck them. It worked most of the time but once I got crabs from one chick I stopped giving a shit and matured.
>what was the most painful technique/method ever used against you in a fight?
A deep heel hook
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>>690223679
did you get tazered by police?
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>>690223727
What's the difference between a deep heel hook and a heel hook? Did you tap btw?
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>>690223941
No, I got tazered by a guy I headbutted.
Went down, but managed to get up before he could hit me with it again and fucked his shit up.
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>>690224213
shiet nigga where did he taze you? I never knew that would be enough to bring someone down.
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>>690224118
The difference is I didn't tap
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>>690224344
Was getting your tendon fucked up worth the 2 seconds of ego boost you had for not tapping?
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>>690224298
Got me right in the stomach cus I had my hands on his collar.
I can tell you, when someone pushes one of the police grade ones into your core, you fucking fold. Thought I was going to piss myself tbh, it hurts a lot.
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>21, 6'4, 85kg
>Ex Military
>Just beat a guy to a pulp over a random chick, got poon tho
>Some Cunt hit me in the ribs with a pry bar, couldn't breath
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>>690224501
why were you fighting in the first place? And did you know he had a tazer or was it a surprise?
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>>690224600
Fucking hell did your ribs break? Was he trying to mug you or what?
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>>690224464
Nope. It was during my asshole times, at 22 or so. Still went on to have a fairly nice career
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>>690224464
its dumb not to tap, if you realize there's nothing to do and the technique performed to a degree of no return, there is no bravery in passing out or getting a limb fucked.

>>690223332

24, 6ft, 67kg
about 6 months of judo and kung fu
not really, but been in a couple of fights for other reasons
probably a hard punch to the ribcage
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>>690223332


>what's your age, height and weight?
27, height about 5.71 ft. weight about 229 lb extra brought shoulders and back

>what martial art or any sport do you practice?
practiced stick fighting for about 3 years

>have you ever whiteknighted (ie fought to defend a cumdumpster or some other weakling?)
beat up a guy that was molesting a girl in the streets
told him to piss of
ignored me
???
PROFIT

>what was the most painful technique/method ever used against you in a fight?
wile stick practice my tutor shoved me over
fell on my back
i am not one to fall easy >low point of weight cause small and brought shoulders
took my right leg with the sick and one foot and bend it 90° to the right than lifted it up
i have never felt this much pain in my life
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>>690225178
>probably a hard punch to the ribcage
during kung fu practice?
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>>690223332
>27, 6'7 290
>6 years juijistu, 2 boxing, 1 rugby, ex military
>Never had the occasion. Very little violence in my area. Been in fights though.
>Dude slapped me in the face once so I shattered one of his ribs with a cross kick.
Didn't even mean to. Just saw red.
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>>690225178
What other fights you been in?
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>>690225349
>during kung fu practice?
nope it was before i did martial arts I always liked to fight to I bugged my house mate to fight me, he had been in the army and completly destroyed me
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>>690223332
>25, 6'2 85kg
>did kickbox for a while until i got sick, now just train with weigths sometimes
>not that i remember
>im a pretty nice guy so dont remember fighting anyone seriously since childhood
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>>690224754
2 broken ribs, He tried to mug me but when he saw me collapse he ran. I had $400 on me that night
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>>690225943
How does that even feel, were you able to walk? Was this a surprise attack?
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>Height/weight?
I am 21, 5'3, 117lbs
>martial art?
Nope
>have you ever whiteknighted?
I stepped in for friends sometimes.
>what was the most painful technique used against you?
I went to a borderline all Hispanic school because my stepdad was Dominican. The girls there used to jump me regularly because I was the only half-black girl in the school.
I'd fight back but never got out of it well. Worst was when I got stabbed by some ghetto latinas in the thigh and abdomen with a pen. Shit went deep too, and I was already being put in a chokehold by some giant bitch at the same time.
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>>690224626
I was fighting because my friend hit one of his.
I obviously didn't know he had one or I would have been a bit more careful kek
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>>690226418
Tits or gtfo
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>>690226418
>stabbed by a pen
>most painful experience

My own friend put a ballpoint through my left hand and we thought it was the funniest shit ever.
Further proof that having a vagina is life on easy mode.
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>>690226295
Felt like some one held a hot poker in my side, I could stumble to nearest house, I been followed by him for sometime, I was waiting for him to swing first however he swung with a pry bar instead of a fist. Still smacked him so hard in the jaw I felt something give way
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>>690225419
mostly fist fights in bars, bottled a guy once, last one was last saturday, just a couple of punches

once got beat up by my 130 kg friend for punching him in thee dick...twice...
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>>690224600
mirin stats
what branch of the military?
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>46, 6 ft, 80kg
>29 years martial arts
>defend a woman
i was 21 walking to meet some friends and a guy was slapping a woman in the head, i hauled him off and hit him so hard in the mouth there were shreds of skin sprayed across my jacket sleeve. I saw movement to my right and just missed getting the heel of her shoe in my right temple, it bounced off my head/shoulder. I stepped back confused and just split.
Took me a while to work it out. Years later saw a tattood shit of a man slap the cigarettes out of his bitch's hands then when she bent over to pick them up he pushed her ass with his foot to send her headfirst into a stack of chips. This was inside a gas station. We both laughed, it was funny and by then i'd learned that some women will stay with an abuser they see as a protector and some women seek out abusers like abusers seek out victims.
>most painful technique used against you in a fight
any time a nard gets hit
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>>690223332
>what's your age, height and weight?
20, 5 foot 6, 145
>what martial art or any sport do you practice?
Did wing chun for a while, spar regularly with friends who know a lot of MMA BJJ and a bunch of other shit, I get my ass handed to me, but I learn a lot.
>have you ever whiteknighted (ie fought to defend a cumdumpster or some other weakling?)
Never had it get to exchanging blows but I stepped in to back up a friend after some group of teens wanted to start some shit with a friend of mine (he did not need my help, a south korean body builder with a 3rd degree black belt in TKD, but he was a friend_.
>what was the most painful technique/method ever used against you in a fight?
In a real fight, punched a kid in the back of the head a couple times, pulled his eyelids and head back, scooped sand in his face with the other hand and them slammed his head back into the sand and punched him a few more times. (done within 300ft of the schools officer with no fucking repercussions, a month later, randall gave me his number to hangout, never did though, hope he's okay)
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Age/height/weight
22, 6'00" 228 pounds
Martial art:
Nope
Ever white knighted:
Stepped in when a guy wouldn't leave a girl alone at a bar in university, started by trying to talk it out. ended up breaking his nose and tossing him halfway across the room into some tables after he sucker punched me in the jaw
Most painful technique:
The above mentioned sucker punch
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>>690226418
>half-black
i bet ur hot af, any pics , no need to show face
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>>690226891
Marine, Combat Medic
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>>690226954
>any time a nard gets hit
how often does that happen in martial arts? thought that would be an illegal move
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>>690226954
> Years later saw a tattood shit of a man slap the cigarettes out of his bitch's hands then when she bent over to pick them up he pushed her ass with his foot to send her headfirst into a stack of chips.

That's hilarious
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>>690227188
Can happen by accident, people can do it to try to wreck you or if they are just being shits.
Worst is when you fight in someone else's house and they keep trying to hit your groin to make you stumble so their ref or whoever can step in and call it a knockout. Asians are the worst for crap like that.
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>>690226685
Nah
>>690226693
Okay that's cool man. I'm not here to brag about anything. Getting jumped and fighting multiple people almost daily was not fun.
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>>690226968
Whoops, used AGAINST me not BY me, misread.
Rolling wing chun punches to my face until I gave up
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>>690227455
>Worst is when you fight in someone else's house and they keep trying to hit your groin to make you stumble so their ref or whoever can step in and call it a knockout. Asians are the worst for crap like that.
by house you mean someone else's gym or actual home?
has anyone ever tried that shit on you?
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>>690227050
I don't know anon... I don't have any photos that are like, revealing
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18
185cm 70 kg
Judo, blue belt
No
Kicked in the balls
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>>690227543
>Rolling wing chun punches to my face until I gave up
tapping to strikes...
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>>690227623
then take some baby
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>>690223332
>18, 5'5, 70 kg
>taekwondo (did football for some time so seemed like best option)
>haven't whiteknighted but got into a few scraps, no one on one except for some tournaments
>pipe slammed upward the nose
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>>690227809
he sat on my chest and kept going, at that point the fight only went on because I kept fighting him
I miss highschool.
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>>690227855
>>pipe slammed upward the nose
how the fuck did this happen?
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>>690223332
>35 now, 17 when this happened
>188cm
>118kg. Combination fat, but also muscle. >Deadlift 230kg.
>no actual fighting skills
>walks around a corner
>this guy hiding behind the corner smacks this brick in my face
>gets up and start chasing him
>he start screaming about "this faggot's trying to give me his aids. He's bleeding everywhere. HELP HELP SAVE ME FROM FAGGOT
>Eventually I stop chasing him
>Bruise to face, nothing serious
>Next day at school, everyone has heard his story
>Apparently I cut myself with a razor and chased after him trying to give him AIDS. Because everyone knows faggots have aids.
>2016
>He just married his boyfriend
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>>690227623
don't have to be revealing however you feel mlady
*tipsfedora*
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>>690228159
Gary'd
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Fucking faggots lying about the worst damage they've taken. For Christ's sake. 18 yo 5'5 faggot talking about a pipe smashed upward his nose? Get fucking real
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>>690223332
channing tatum can pound me into the ground anyday he wants
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>>690228261
Wtf is that picture supposed to show?
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>>690227590
I meant like in their competition or training hall or whatever. Where they run stuff.
I've beaten people in sports martial arts and lost because the room is basically a bunch of cousins. I was last minute replacement for a 100kg guy in a tournament in Northern Territory, Australia. One of those funky All Styles things. Opponent tried to leg sweep me, then kick to groin a few times. Choy Li Fut kung fu was basically a room full of midgets who wanted to cheap-shot you and call it a win.
Generally martial artists of all kinds are tough respectable people who know you don't last long with a reputation as a shitter or a nutcase, it's the reason Charlie Zelenoff is still alive.
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>>690228261
Nigger i got a fucking papercut when i was jerking off to a thai ladyboy porn magazine in Vietnam. I took the pain because i fucking love america.
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>what's your age, height and weight?
31, 5'11, 217 lbs.
>what martial art or any sport do you practice?
A lot of greco-roman when younger; don't really 'practice' anymore.
>have you ever whiteknighted (ie fought to defend a cumdumpster or some other weakling?)
Only situation I can think of was when waiting at a trolley station - skinny little guy is mad at this girl for running out on him or something - barely listening - but he started to get very aggressive so I kept close until he ends up pushing her; nothing special, whipped him around a bit and he ran off.
>what was the most painful technique/method ever used against you in a fight?
I was stabbed in the hand once, down in between my pinky and ring finger; other than that, I've never really fought someone who had 'technique'; those guys don't seem to go around picking fights too often. Besides the stabbing, don't think I ever got properly hit out of maybe a dozen fights I've been in.
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>20 5'10 80kg
> gymnast,so good strength nice reflexes and perfect body control, not much fighting experience
> stepped in for friends sometimes
> got a punch to my chewing muscle that caused a hamstring
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>>690228159
If true, holy shit.
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>>690227850
>>690228218
Fine, here.
I don't want to hijack the thread. Yes my hair is dyed. And at the time I was wearing my hair in its natural curls so I looked more visibly ethnic. I know I have crazy eyes.
I live in the UK now.
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>>690223332

>what's your age, height and weight?
19, 5'7" manlet, 60 kg small manlet
>what martial art or any sport do you practice?
about a few months of BJJ. Shit's hard.
>have you ever whiteknighted (ie fought to defend a cumdumpster or some other weakling?)
Lead a pretty vanilla life so far. Fooled around with a friend once - he did some kungfu punches and I instantly went for double underhook and locked in a half-assed guillotine. Laugh was had by all.
>what was the most painful technique/method ever used against you in a fight?
A spastic bjj partner headbutted me straight on the nose REAL hard. The most irritating thing about nosebleed are the clots, I found out. Weeks went by and I still had to dig up some of them.
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>>690228410
Maori guys legs
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>>690228062
I honestly don't know. Was at a riot all I remember is some fucker hitting my face with a length of metal pipe. That shit floored me instantly.
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>>690228462
Thank you for your service
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>>690228573
>half black
>dominican dad

Bullshit
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>>690223332
> 18, 188 cm, 70 kg or so
> none
> no
> none
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>>690228608
Don't fuck up a guillotine
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>>690228450
that's fucked up, gotta be careful who you train/compete with
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>>690223332
>26
>6'4
>260LBS
>karate (young), BJJ, Manadock
>no
>none (since i carry a firearm, and do not engage in fights, only self defence, if needed, and to this day had not been needed.)
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>>690228629
I never served, i was there for the drugs and prostitutes.
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>>690228686
Dumbass, my biological dad isn't Dominican. Didn't I say he was my stepdad?
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>>690228515
did you get knocked out with that punch breh?
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>>690228793
Shut up bitch you're still not half black
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>>690228784
Thank you for your service.
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>>690228900
Whatever, you obviously know more about my genetics than I do. Clown.
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>>690228608
>The most irritating thing about nosebleed are the clots
Sounds like you blew your nose after the hit. You really want to, but you shouldn't, you end up with clots everywhere, in the tube between your mouth and ear as well as fucking up your eyes.
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>>690227987

Made sense that you gave up to ground and pound. Shit's nasty, and usually inexperienced people in your position would panic and roll over, unwittingly giving up their back (which is even worse).

The moral of the story is don't get to that position (having someone sit on your chest) in the first place!
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>>690228755
You're kind of a big guy.
What do you do?
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>what's your age, height and weight?
19, 186cm, 66kg
>what martial art or any sport do you practice?
boxing for 5 months now
>have you ever whiteknighted (ie fought to defend a cumdumpster or some other weakling?)
nope, there was never a reason to
>what was the most painful technique/method ever used against you in a fight?
knee in my face while my hands where held back
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>>690223332
so, so close...
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>>690228391
Why yes, I did know that.
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What do you guys think of judo and bjj, are these grappling sports good in a fight?
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>>690229154
>knee in my face while my hands where held back
wtf story?
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>>690228740

I would do a good one but we were just fooling around and pushing my hand up his windpipe was probably gonna make me look like an asshole.
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>>690228900
>>690228983
Please sir and madame, I would like you to fight as I do believe the most painful techniques used against you would be to attack your feelings.
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>>690229222
Yes they are.

Judo throws are HARD. Most streetfights end on the ground, but realistically if you get a hard hip throw onto concrete there is no fucking way they are going to get up.
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>>690223332
27 5'9 170-190
Kickboxing and judo
Not to defend but for comeuppance
Someone dateraped this girl I was seeing so I knocked his teeth out. It wasn't really a fight he was scrawny and younger.
Dunno, I guess one time before Iearned to fight some strong nigger got upset with me over something and punched me in the same spot on my jaw like 20 times before walking away. It wasn't too bad at the time but it was all swoll up for a few days and later that night i was feeling it
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>>690229086
Yeah, I learned that the hard way, it was only after that guy left for the navy that I properly learned how to fight, not that I'm that good either but still.
what I know now would have helped greatly then.
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>>690229078

Didn't blow it, but the headbutt was so clean the blood flowed out like a river.
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>>690228573
hooked up with a halfblack girl from uk the last summer and since then i have a huge fetish
expected to see a more exotic girl but nevertheless you're a beauty and thanks for sharing the pic, have a nice day
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>>690229416
Especially if you go into side saddle after a hip toss
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>>690229424
It's cool you rekt his shit but honestly guys who do that kind of shit are usually pretty violent. If you live in his area he will probably jump you one day
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>>what's your age, height and weight?
19, 1 Meter 80 something, 86kg

>>what martial art or any sport do you practice?
I did judo as a kid
>>have you ever whiteknighted (ie fought to defend a cumdumpster or some other weakling?)
No, I'm a pussy
>>what was the most painful technique/method ever used against you in a fight?
I've never been in a proper fight
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>>690229606
Yeah I usually have my hair in curls and in black. But hey, just took a picture of my current appearance, thanks
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>>690223332
>20, 178cm, 78kgs
>taught basic boxing as a kid. Played Australian Rules Football all my life, plus some rugby.
>have fought to protect people before
>my friend was getting jumped in high school by a bunch of Asians, he deserved it but it was like 8 on 1 so I went in to break it up. Got stabbed in the shoulder.
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I'm not in middle school, so I don't get into fights.
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>what's your age, height and weight?
21 6'1 185
>what martial art or any sport do you practice?
bjj and some boxing
>have you ever whiteknighted (ie fought to defend a cumdumpster or some other weakling?)
only once
>what was the most painful technique/method ever used against you in a fight?
got headbutted and jumped by 3 guys, shit sucked pic related was the aftermath
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>>690223332
I'm big enough to just fall on people to end a fight
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I'm a.big black motherfucker, 27, 6 ft 5, 230.
No martial arts, but random brawling.
Whiteknighted? I'm actually a mellow guy with the appearance of an asshole. I haven't been in a position to white knight...
Got shanked in a brawl.
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>>690229966
Gary
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>>690229913
what position in football/rugby are you?
you seriously got balls for facing those 8 cunts, did the stabbing damage anything permanently?
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>>690229923

If your point is it's immature, you're absolutely correct - that said, fights can and do happen among adults too drunk, too stupid, and too convinced you're doing something to spoil their good time. Feel free to consider yourself above all of that, but it says to me "boring shut-in".
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>>690229923
So what DO you get into? Civilized discussion? Duels for honor? Or your patented brand of get the fuck out, this thread is not for you?
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>>690223332
>31, 140lbs., 5'7"
>Greco Roman Wrestling, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu
>No, I've never had to, but talked a few people down
One time during a Greco Roman match, this one guy got me in a banana split, which was the most humiliating thing ever. I was flirting with a few of our lady wrestlers, one who I was really going for, and then this happens.
Next match, I shoulder throw a kid to the mat and get a tournament record for quickest win.
Never got the girl, but I pissed that kid's parents off.
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>>690229222
If you get in close judo is really effective but it is good to combine with a striking technique
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>>690229923
dumb motherfucker
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>>690230047
Football rover and full back. Rugby I played on the wing, never played for a club just in high school.
Breaking up the fight wasn't an issue, I was friends with most of the guys and thought it would be cool. Getting stabbed is a bit of an exaggeration to make me sound tough, was actually just a Stanley knife and was just a rather deep slash. Needed stitches. No permanent damage. Cool scar though.
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>>690230214
do you think he did the banana split on purpose to humiliate you?
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>>690230214
Pardon me for being ignorant but can you please explain what Greco-Roman wrestling is? I fear that I have not exactly grasped its meaning.
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>>690230317
>rover and full back
you probably get so much poon, especially judging by your height and weight
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>>690230382
A poor man's Sambo.
>Source: I'm russian
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>>690223332
>what's your age, height and weight?
23, 175 cm, 75kg
>what martial art or any sport do you practice?
I don't practise any martial art, but I'm an active, sporty guy and I can hold my own in a fight
>have you ever whiteknighted (ie fought to defend a cumdumpster or some other weakling?)
The only bitches I defend are mine, not others'
>what was the most painful technique/method ever used against you in a fight?
A guy cracked a bottle in my head in a disco. Then I fought the guy, I beat the shit out of him, I went to the bathroom, looked at the mirror and saw tons of blood coming out of a wound in my head and fainted.
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>>690230551
Why did he bottle you? Pussy move tbh. Also what sports you play?
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>21,195 cm, ~76 kg, maybe more
>the closest I came to whiteknighting was when I lifted some dude and threw him away for nagging a female friend of mine
>open palm bitchslap, completely covering my ear - fell down and my brain buzzed for a few minutes before I cleared myself
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I got into a fight last night for the first time in years and found out my girlfriend is a hypocrite, of sorts. not complaining tho
>gf is hippy, pacifist etc, very anti-violence
>at pub last night w/ her and friends
>ppl at the next table are v drunk and obnoxious, staff have asked them to tone it down
>most of the night theyre annoying a group of girls on the other side of them to us but when they leave they start on us
>gf goes to toilet, has to squeeze past them
>one says something to her, she ignores but they all laugh, sdk what was actually said
>as she comes back the same guy grabs her ass, she shouts and slaps his hand away
>he gets up and tries to make another grab at her but she pushes him off and he falls back into his chair
>now hes actually angry at her, gets in her face and calls her bitch
>grab him before he gets too close and tell him no
>more insults to her and me and idk, I thought he was going to hit me but anyway he was getting pretty heated
>so I hit him first, not that hard but he was super drunk and staggered back into their table
>now everyone is standing, his friends are annoyed, my friends are backing me up, bit of a stand off
>he gets back up and lunges at me so I hit him once more, properly this time and that was it, so not much of a fight at all really
>he was drunk and unsteady, I was almost sober cos I dont drink much but I do use opiates
>which is a big help in that sort of situation as long as youre not too high because you feel calm and invulnerable
>then two bouncers arrive and separate everyone, the guys friends help him up and they get thrown out
>gf who is not usually clingy in public is attached to me like a limpet for the rest of the night
>get home and she is absolutely ravenous for sex, normally she has a routine of fruit tea before bed but instead she drags me to bed as soon as we get in
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>19, 1.81, 105KG
>Did one UFC practice once. I generally have enough bulk to lift and throw most people my age at my university so nobody wants to fight me.
>Only once or twice when I had a crush on a girl but thankfully I realised how much of a faggot I was and stopped beta'ing.
>Got kicked in the balls once.
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190cm which is what about 6 2
105kg
12 years zen do kai 8 years hapkido currently Aust military
Never fought over a chick
Worst pain was getting kicked in the nuts during a play fight in Timor
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>>690230469
Meh. Had a steady relationship for 4 years and I'm pretty happy.
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19, 5'10" and 80 kg
I did MMA for 4 years, and haven't done anything for the last 2
No, I've been in two fights but they were both for self defence with some buddies.
I guess I'm lucky I was just fighting punks who didn't know how to fight dirty. I only got punches thrown at me.
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18yrs 6ft around 70kgs
Trained in goju ryu however outdated and then systema,

Have white knighted a few times broke a few guys ribs
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>>690230945
Manlet kek
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26yo, 5"9 and 55kg... been that way for about 7 years....

small amount of tai kwan do when i was a kid,then boxing at home.... lots of boxing..

have done way too much white knighting.
use to get bullied as a kid by assholes for no real reason, started to get in a lot of fights, started to fight for others that wouldn't stick up for themselves.

guy threw sand in my face then scratched me heaps :S
belive it or not,,, was the worst... sand was in my eyes all night and the scratches stung like fuck for about 3 days...
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>>690230382
>>690230518

Never really heard anyone bother comparing sambo to greco-roman, but okay.

Greco-Roman is essentially the same thing as freestyle wrestling, but there are no holds permitted above the waist - it's less of a 'fighting discipline' more than a competitive sport are strict technique of working above the waist.
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>>690230518
and sambo is half assed judo
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>31
>6ft 185

I haven't been in a fight since I was in high school. I'm usually the one trying to break up the fights. 99.9% of the time fights are over incredibly dumb shit or a girl who is a complete whore. I also carry a gun (legally) so it isn't a good idea for me to start shit/get into shit when I have the ability to end someone's life in an instant. I am literally one of the most chill people you could ever meet. The only time I would get involved in anything is if someone's life was legitimately in danger.
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>>690231030
did he have long nails? was he a faggot?
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>>690228573
Where abouts in uk anon? Need anyone fucking up
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>>690230929
Is it true australian football has some pretty fierce rivalries between teams? Apparently the games can get violent
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>>690231037

should have said 'below the waist' just remember: Greco-Roman is wrestling without leg trips, leg take downs, etc.; all about throws, suplexes, etc.
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>>690223332
I don't know how to fight but I've won the few fights I've been in because of my husky stocky and tall body
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>>690229941
You poor mf good on you though
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>>690231161
shit man, could not tell you, i think it was his fucked up punch style just like catching me with his fingers all the time... was strange as shit...

could stand there and let him hit me and just get scratches,,, i think he was heaps drunk..
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>>690231403
why were you fighting? and did his scratch your arms mostly?
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>>690223332
>23, 5'11, 119kg.
>Junior Black belt in some bs karate my parents made me do when I was 12.

Na, but a few years ago I was in a night club area. A group of lebo (muslim/arab) looking guys were literally groping every chick that walked past. I regret not doing something.
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just throwing out there too that hight and weight doesnt mean shit...

I always get fuckgin messed with coz im small... pisses me off.

Have tone body and good power to weight ratio... feel like that aids me more than some guys body mass.
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>20
>6'2
>180lbs
>Amateur boxer, have been competing for the last 2 years now.
>Never whiteknighted, most of my friends don't start shit with people.
>I was hit in the face with a skateboard once and it permanently fucked up my nose. The metal shit that's attached to the wheels hit me dead center, never felt something so painful actually.
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>>690231581
>picking fights with skaters
bad move, those druggies are vicious
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>>690229913
>AFL
Nine, what position do ya play? Do you still play?
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>>690231551

Height and weight means a lot when you know how to use it; you can be a manlet a wreck guys that don't know what they're doing, all other things equal being smaller and lighter will get you rocked though - that's just biology.
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>>690230695
lol bitches are always the same, they talk about peace and love but it's violence that get's their cunt wet
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>>690231699
Yeah, sketchy bunch.
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>>690231250
Nah. Fights break out sometimes but it's usually just minor scuffles. Nothing serious.
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>>690231526
Called gf a slut, then when i asked him what he said, he said he called me a slut.. :S i was like... right... thats just fucking stupid then?
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>>690223332
>what's your age, height and weight?
18 years old. 6'0 (183 cm) and 163 lb (74 kg).
>what martial art or any sport do you practice?
My father taught me Krav Maga techniques from his days, but no actual martial arts training. Sports is mostly cardio.
>have you ever whiteknighted (ie fought to defend a cumdumpster or some other weakling?)
No.
>what was the most painful technique/method ever used against you in a fight?
Wasn't in an actual fight, but hell. Stiletto to the balls.

I aim to avoid violence, but when it comes to it despite everything, I generally go all in with brass knuckles.

Pic is me.
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>>690231539
That shit would piss me off so much I'm not even a white knight under normal circumstances but that's pretty fucked up
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>>690231704
Rover and full back. Yeah I play still. You?
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>>690231706
thekey is knowing how to use it..
I take great pride in destroying huge cunts.

ive been beaten way more times than ive won, but still, if they are in the wrong ima go for it.
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>>690231059
And judo is inferior shot okan
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6.07 foot tall, 150 lbs
I have done a lot of judo
I helped my weak nerd friend against some guy
Punched in the nose
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>>690231704
Nice*
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>>690231762
>Stiletto to the balls.
how did this happen?
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>what's your age, height and weight?
24 6'6 and 75kg
>what martial art or any sport do you practice?
I boxed for a rather long period of time

>have you ever whiteknighted (ie fought to defend a cumdumpster or some other weakling?)
Yes
>what was the most painful technique/method ever used against you in a fight?
Smashed against my ribs with crowbars. Not the small ones either, those big ones. Fucked up my ribs
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>>690231753
did you get knocked out by that hit? why were they attacking you?
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>>690231818
Fuck yeah, you ever get into many scraps roving? Nah, I would of like to. Are you planning to try and get drafted?
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>19, 188 cm / 6 ft.2, 84 kg / 185 Ibs
>black belt in japanese jiujitsu, won 3/4 boxing matches, all in knockouts.
>only ever defended my mom from her abusive ex boyfriend
>grabbled my foe at the waist, proceeded to pinch inner thighs.

that shit's more painful than you would think
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>>690231972
did you get smashed by more than one crowbar? that shit must hurt like a mofo
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>20 years old, 197 cm tall, 94 kgs

>Did a bit of boxing near the end of highschool, haven't done it since then

>Got into a lot of fights, but never to defend anyone, I was just an asshole who punched anyone who said anything to piss me off

>Me and a friend were messing around with cattle prods, he got me on the nipple
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>>690231949
Female classmate thought kicking guys in the balls is fun.
Of course, with her being female, I couldn't retaliate in any way except curse her to seven hells.
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>>690231817
Yeah dude. They groped about 4 girls while i was watching.

I'm kinda glad I didn't do anything because I'd probs goto jail.

Because of that night I have an unhealthy disdain for arabs.
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>>690232099
2 crowbars

Got like 7 good hits on me man
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>>690231901
Fucking weaboo
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>>690232130
>I was just an asshole who punched anyone who said anything to piss me off

I've fucking hit people just because I thought they were ugly. Pretty ashamed of myself.
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>>690232225
oh shit
robbery or what?
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>26 6'1" 240
>mining
>I do on occasion stand up for people last time some girl got pushed or hit not sure. but yah
>usually just grab the guy throw him down punch to the face had one guy get back up was shocked haha
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>>690232299
Some dude was harassing and threatening to rape my sis and shit.

So I go to his house to talk to him about it. And I knock on the door and some guy tackles me from the side and before I know it im fucking on the ground with broken ribs

I went back there and smashed his face in though. Like literally.
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>>690232455
shouldnt have gone alone. did he hit you when you were on the floor?
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>>690232130
>Me and a friend were messing around with cattle prods, he got me on the nipple
y tho
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>>690232601
I mean I just wanted to chat with the dude. Didnt want to hurt anyone

Most of the hits were from when I was on the ground actually, the dude that rammed me knocked the wind out of me.
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>>690232617
'Cause we had just got them off ebay and wanted to try them out
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>>690232736
what a fucking pussy, hate when cunts use a weapon because they cant fight
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>>690232250
How does that work?
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>>690223332
>18 yrs
>6'2"
>154lb
>SCA
>never white knighted
>grabbed my weapon by the blade and hit a guy in the face with my cross guard because he was being a faggot
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getting electrocuted during my military "training" was by far one of the most painful shit I ever experienced
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>>690232996
I mean yea, if they had come out and waljed to me and not alammed me to the ground. 8/10 chance I would have won. But they got the jump on me.


Dw though the dudes face is fucked now so its all good
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>>690232007
I was walking home alone after a houseparty and the younger brother of some kid I fought was walking with his little group of like 6. He confronted me, I was drunk and told him to fuck off. I started walking away and he didn't follow until his friends caught up so I made a point of calling him a bitch, I heard someone coming up behind me I turned around, stumbled a little, looked back and boom.

I blacked out for a few seconds, barely got back up. At first I didn't know what happened, I felt this numbness in my face and they had run off but once I started walking again I felt sharpshooting pain in my teeth, nose, eyebrows, everywhere in my face. I didn't call an ambulance or anything, I walked home and when I saw it I quickly went to the hospital.
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>74kg
>pretty tall guy, stopped counting at 1.84m a couple of years ago
>17 years old
>boxer
>nope, I don't like fighting
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>>690223332
>Daily /b/ fight thread. Today's theme: white knighting
>Can you hold your own in a fight?
>>what's your age, height and weight?
21, 181cm, 65kg
>>what martial art or any sport do you practice?
Did boxing and mma, football, running,cycling
>>have you ever whiteknighted (ie fought to defend a cumdumpster or some other weakling?)
Just friends
>>what was the most painful technique/method ever used against you in a fight?
Kicked in the balls
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>>690223332
what movie is that from?
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>>690223332
>21, 5'8'', 150
>did kyokushin for a while, dropped it and just kind of use a pain tolerance now
>dude picked a fight with someone who looked 15, moralfag in me stepped in
>got kicked in the side of a previously dislocated knee in a tournament, redislocated it, they wouldn't let me continue after popping it back in.
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>>690231211
No its okay :)
I'm in Essex now
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>>690233361
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1082601/
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>>690223332

>what's your age, height and weight?
27, 6'3", 240lbs
>what martial art or any sport do you practice?
Football, fucking up Neonazis in bar- and streetfights
>have you ever whiteknighted (ie fought to defend a cumdumpster or some other weakling?)
kinda, knocked down a faggot kicking somebody that was already on the floor
>what was the most painful technique/method ever used against you in a fight?
took a knuckleduster with spikes to the head, luckily just glanced, but I have two grooves carved in the top of my skull thanks to this, and when I trim my hair sub 1/2" you can see the scars
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>>690233246
did you get kicked in the balls in mma?
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My most painful was getting blacked
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>>690233549
>took a knuckleduster with spikes to the head
was this from a neo nazi fag?
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>>690233656
can you walk?
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>>690233549
Why would you attack the right-wing? You a SHARP or something?
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>>690233505
You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.
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>>690225399
More like edgy 17, 5'10, 425. Works at mcdonalds
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>>690233741
it's a decent movie, some of the fights scenes involved actual strikes when being filmed
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>>690233617
No
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>>690233894
what was the context then?
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>>690227623
Cause you're a fat neckbeard not a chick faggot
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>>690223332

>what's your age, height and weight?
26, 6ft, 100-110kg
>what martial art or any sport do you practice?
Jiu jitsu, some h2h I picked up in brief Marine training
>have you ever whiteknighted (ie fought to defend a cumdumpster or some other weakling?)
Never.
>what was the most painful technique/method ever used against you in a fight?
I've never actually been in a proper fight. I've always been too worried about the consequences. Some nigger grabbed me by the throat once and I stared him down waiting for him to make a move, but he walked off like a bitch.
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>>690233851
Cheers, i'll have a look
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>>690223332
>22yo, 5,8ft (177cm) 80kg (ripped)
>started with 4 years boxing when i was 14yo
>moved to freestyle wrestling
>currently semi-pro mma fighter
>i hate starting fights, but i fight when i'm provoced
>defend over 20times friends and gf
>tfw i live in eastern shithole
>things like that happen quite often here
>been stabbed with knife in my arm (most painful thing during street fights)
>a lot of fractures during training (this doesn't count tho)
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>>690234111
also check'em
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>>690233663
Nope, returning from a party going by foot, some random assholes looking for a fight and they found me a few of my buddies, tried to avoid it, but the situation escalated.

>>690233681
I didn't attack, just defended. Over here (eurofag inbound) some of those faggots just stroll around looking for fights. And they won't let off until you fuck them up, if you can you try to get away but if you can't you fight. The town (medium size 35k ppl including villages around) where I grew up it was kinda breeding pool for this kind and rough once I became a teenager going out at night and shit.
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>>690234111
how difficult are those mma fights?
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>>690234209
are neo nazis good at fighting? whats your experience with them?
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>>690233943
I live in a neighborhood with niggers and one day I went with a friend for a walk to the store. Three of these fucking niggers just came to us for money, we refused and walked by and one of them just fucking kicked my from back in the balls. It was painful. My whole lower abdomen hurting like hell
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>>690234313
They swarm.
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>>690234376
thats fucked up, did you go down?
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>>690233680
No
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>>690234404
shit, you had that happen to you?
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>>690234221
In amateur and semi pro tournaments are quite easy. Most of the opponents are wannabe mma fighters. But 1-2 of 10 fights are hard to handle.
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>what's your age, height and weight?
21, 6'1, probably about 200lbs
>what martial art or any sport do you practice?
none
>have you ever whiteknighted (ie fought to defend a cumdumpster or some other weakling?)
not really, defended some kid being bullied once
>what was the most painful technique/method ever used against you in a fight?
fights dont hurt with all the adrenaline, just aches the next day
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>>690234560
what was your worst fight so far?
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>>690234685
street fight or tournament fight
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>>690234773
well, what was the worst in each?
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>>690234313
Yes, some are trained fighters but a lot are just strong brutes pushing weights 24/7. But with MMA and other martial arts becoming more popular the number of trained ones got up exponentially. And they don't fight fair, stuff like knucks, knives, baseball bats are widely used.
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18, 6'2, 145.6 lbs.
used to do ju-jitsu but havent done it in 2 months. I skate so leg strength is p good.
I've stood up for a weaker friend who got bullied and broke a guy's shoulder by slamming him into the floor.
most painful technique i've used is an arm break on the floor in said fight.
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>16 6,4 tall 92 kg
>street fighting and biking
>no
>kick in the balls
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>>690234533
Yep. Lucky I only came out with broken nose and brusing
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>>690234376
I stayed down for some time. Can't do much with that kind of pain but just wait to pass. My friend didn't fight them and they just moved on.
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>>690234313
>>690234209
>>690234404
That was not me, but I second this.
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21, 6'1, 100kg

Boxer here, not that good though, lost 2/4 of my only fights (they weren't that good though either)

Trying to lose fat and keep muscle, the most humiliating thing was we were made to wear a big black rubbish bag couple months ago when i first started, and made to run. helps you sweat more
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>>690234844
worst one on the streets was when i was stabbed from some gypsie while protecting my gf. I broke his leg afterwards (no regrets tho). Worst on tournament fights was when one tall af dude broke my jaw during fight (it still cracks even when i chew while eating) and the other one was when a guy broke my both years kek
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>>690235019
>6,1 100kg

I feel like if you tackled me and punched me once I would die. At least you admit you're not good yet, most people wouldn't~
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>what's your age, height and weight?

At that time 20, 5'11 220

>what martial art or any sport do you practice?

Kickboxing and taekwondo, football

>have you ever whiteknighted (ie fought to defend a cumdumpster or some other weakling?)
A few times mostly chicks, and old person
This is the most memorable sticked to me.
defend a chick told the dude chill out for punching the chick or I was going to fuck him up. she took maybe 5 good punches bloody as fuck. Bitch tells me to fuck off I don't need your help. Dude is curse at me laugh bitch is still cursing after that I was done.

>what was the most painful technique/method ever used against you in a fight?

Got slapped by the bitch for trying to help her.

Matured don't help anyone unless they ask. Not willing to fight their aggressor unless provoked at that point, kick his balls don't have time to be a hero. Get shit done and be gone.
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>>690234901
that sounds dangerous, you shouldnt pick fights with these people they could seriously hurt you.
You ever had them use those types of techniques on you?
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>>690230643
Supposedly I spilled his drink, he came insulting me and I apologized and went back to my business. Then he did.

I go to the gym 4 times a week and on weekends I always play basketball or go swimming or cycling, you know, some activity but no serious training.
>>
19, 6', 250lb
Used to play rugby
Defended my friends and family if that counts
Kick in the bollocks with steel toe capped boots. Shit's painful.
To answer your question, pretty unfit but can still look after myself.
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>>690235305
>Kick in the bollocks with steel toe capped boots.
did you fight a construction worker? kek
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>>690234209
You're talking to a hammerskin, anon. However, if that's what the "chapter" in your area does, you have my condolences. Violence should be justified.

>>690234313
I'm most likely from a different part of Europe than the anon you're talking to, but over here, they (Neo-Nazis and hammerskins) fight rough. Some level of respect is held, though - I've seen a Nazi go down in a 1v1 fight and the rest of the Nazis just took him away instead of going nigger-style on the winner and swarming up on him.
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>>690235379
Nah, studied engineering at school. We all had to wear steelies
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>>690226954
i'd learned that some women will stay with an abuser they see as a protector and some women seek out abusers like abusers seek out victims

This anon is very true
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>>690235235
The knucks as stated above. Techniquewise I didn't have any problems yet (but I didn't have a fight in some, moved to another place), since I'm a hefty motherfucker I usually took one to the ground and hit until he's unconscious. And I'm usually not alone, which is a plus. The largest group we encountered was 8 of them and we were 6 ppl.
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>>690235019
> wear a big black rubbish bag

can comfirm, traps heat in, hot as fuck but effective

What kind of boxing style do you have?
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>>690223332
These threads are always the same, bunch of 12 year old 90 lb. faggots talking about how fierce they are in real life.

Zip code 75201, faggots. Lets meet someplace and beat the fuck out of each other. Somebody bring a camera and youtube this shit.

As for height, weight, martial arts, and the rest of that faggotry - bring your fists and find the fuck out, biotch.
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>>690235839
>bunch of 12 year old
>bring your fists and find the fuck out, biotch.
>biotch
>12 year old
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>>690235397
As far as I know, it's not like a chapterlike organisation inbound, at least not where I had those encounters. Those are more concentrated in bigger cities.

And concerning chapters in general: I never had a problem with the local Hells Angels or other bikers, it's just the Neos fucking up shit.
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>>690223332
26, 5'11, 160lb

Sport tkd base, muay Thai, bjj, jeet kune do

No but held my own against people wanting to test me. Basically agreed to fights. Nothing major

Hook to tip of rib. Kick to solar plexus. Both in sparring against trainers
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>>690235839
I don't fancy those edges on you there, mate. Keep trying, you'll get there.
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>>690235910
Well, I should be easy to stomp the piss out of them right? You anywhere close to Dallas? :)
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>>690235658
I'm an in-fighter, I don't have alot of stamina atm so the hardest fights are usually out-fighters that push me out, but I can do damage assuming he doesn't keep me out for too long.

I'll learn slowly, it's only been a couple months anyway, im still super scrub level
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>>690223332

5'10" 235
Competitive shooting
No
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>>690236067
That's an interesting standpoint. Hells Angels tend to be worse than Neo-Nazis, despite being romanticized in popular media.
>>
>what's your age, height and weight?

25, 5'9 270

>what martial art or any sport do you practice?

Wrestling, jiujitsu karate like any other kid, football

>have you ever whiteknighted (ie fought to defend a cumdumpster or some other weakling?)
not rly, never a good idea to get in the way of an abusive relationship. if im not grapplin at a gym, i'm restraining drunk assholes trying to drive

>what was the most painful technique/method ever used against you in a fight?
neck cranks during wrestling hurt for days
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>>690228755
Manadock?
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>>690236314
I know some personally (I'm not related to the chapter in any way or form, I don't even own a bike license) and I've never had a problem with anybody from the chapter and even never heard of the local chapter to have fucked up somebody in the past 10-15 years.
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>>690223332
40, 225 lbs, 6' even.
Practice a mix of judo & jujitsu, mostly just to stay fit / flexible.
Me and a bunch of buddies "white knighted" to defend a bunch of weaklings once. They were the Iraqis and they later hung the guy we went there, so I guess you could say we were successful.
Most painful technique used against me was a damned AK, caught one in the side and one in the arm. Took a long time to get the strength back in my arm, but it wasn't my dominant; side was fortunately superficial, almost a grazer - in and out between ribs, and no major organ damage.
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>>690236505
arent neck cranks illegal?
>>
I've literally never been in a fight although I've been close to fights a lot, defusing them easily enough because we were all just drunk anyways.

Is it most likely I'll lose my first fight? Because there is this gypsy kid really wanting to kick my head in and he seems to have some experience in fighting.
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>>690229154
lol, you mst be dyel as fuck, even at 183cm I felt like a skelly at 68 kg
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>>690236637
>Most painful technique used against me was a damned AK, caught one in the side and one in the arm. Took a long time to get the strength back in my arm, but it wasn't my dominant; side was fortunately superficial, almost a grazer - in and out between ribs, and no major organ damage.
english isnt my first language, are you syaing you got shot?
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>>690230646
Yea that's a self defense technique we train in jkd. slap the ear is apparently super effective
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>>690236674
Yep, you're unprepared for the pain that comes right after the first time you get hit and you're gonna be in minor shock. After that there is 2 ways it can go:
1. Your instinct kicks and and you go ham, maybe even win the fight in adrenaline rush
2. You realize you fucked up and can't handle the pain and get done.
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>>690236863
Yeah, it sometimes happens when you go places where lots of well-armed people hate you and want you dead.
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>>690236959
damn, good thing you're alive and recovered, must be really scary going throught hat
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>>690236952
Shit, I'm considerably taller than the guy too so it's going to be pretty embarrassing when I actually do get fucked up.
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>>690237210
Get a friend to film it and post it on this board
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>>690236952
Instinct never will show up in a preset fight. Because in survival mode, you DON'T go to a fight.
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>>690237210
Then make sure you land the first hit, maybe he'll think about going on if you hit him hard enough.
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>>690237102
At the time I was mostly just pissed that I got hit before they took him down - he popped out of a doorway that we had covered. Got maybe 5 rounds out before he was smoked.

Afterward I saw it was just a kid, maybe 16 at best, and he probably just spooked when we got too close. So I guess he panicked, and then we smoked him. That part was almost worse than being scared. As you say, I did make it home. Some of us didn't, but a lot more of them didn't.
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>>690231020
and what are you? 6ft.4 120lbs "masterrace"?
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