go on nigger im listening

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>when I hear the foot steps approach I burry my face in my pillow.
>"let the acting begin"
>the door to my room slightly opens but I barely hear the knob turn.
>I continue to fake cry, waiting for my mom to initiate conversation
>I feel a weight come down on edge of my bed near my feet
>"OK, any second now"

Time flies by really fast, I don't seem to notice since I'm hearing TV play in the background.

>an episode of family guy ends, 2nd episode ends. 3rd episode begins
>"damn moms taking forever and I really want to watch this episode of inuyasha"

Cont.

>>689672912
how about you pretype your shit from now on fagot

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>>689672912
>"I need to hurry this up and get the ball rolling.
>I try nudging my mom with my foot as a "aye let's go"
>when I raise my foot to nudge her the weight of the bed suddenly lifts off the bed.

I continued to reach with my leg but couldn't feel/touch anything.

>I turn around to initiate conversation but there's no one there
>my room door is lightly closed but the knob is turned so its not closed all the way.
>"ma?"
>I get scared and want to pull my sheets over my head, but I feel a resistance from under my bed.
>"maybe it'd stuck"
>thats when I feel a tug and the sheets get pulled to about my wait.

I ran to my moms room and slept with her for a few days not knowing what happened. But we all know the sound and feeling you get when some one sits on your bed.

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>>689673785
it was your gramps. came back, trying to tell you to stop being a little bitch

Tanks for the bump, any one else care to share?

I've had my name called out a few times out of nowhere and my ex gf and brother have heard it. Anda plate slide off the table in front of a friend. But asides from that I only have 2 more interesting stories.

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theres someone in my GET

>>689674181
I'd play SNES with my gramps a lot he'd def would of gotten me a new game

I'll keep the thread alive

>be middle school
>me and group of friends always gather at one of our houses to play vidya
>one day its my turn to host, and its just usually 4 of us total.
>one day 4 people walk in, my 3 buds and an extra
>"hey anon I invited my cousin'
>dude had a blank stare of some one with autisim
>"my mom would only let me come if he tagged along, sorry"

Cont

>>689675515
> wed start playing, and obviously anytime you lose you pass the controller
>"here dude its your turn"
>he gestures with his hand "no thanks"
>"my cuz doesn't like to play just watch"
>as we continue playing, my friend asks where my dog "tornado" *he chases his tail a lot is.
>""hey where's turd nugget"
>we call him but he doesn't come, and after 15 mins he just pokes his head in but refuses to come in

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>>689676021
>"come here boy"
>but he just whimpers
>he's really fat and usually just chills with hs and we use him as a pillow, he's really use to the guys since they feed him snacks
>1 friend stands up to get him to come in but he retracts, he tries dragging him in but he refuses and fights back by walking backwards whimpering

Bum0

>>689676372
> he finally carries him in and he wiggles for a bit until he sits him on his lap
>turd nugget won't break eye contact with my friends cousin while still whimpering

>just let him leave man he doesn't want to be here
>he sets him on the floor so he can run off but he won't break eye contact with this guy.

>we make nothing of it but we start to notice that our pets act weird around this guy.
>my friend had him sleep over *his cousin, and told us his cat won't stop hissing at him and scratched him.
>his cousin didn't even flinch or scream just stare at his cut on his hand.

He really started giving us this weird vibe we started joking around if he was possessed
>>"what if he is?"
>one day were playing vidya and this dude rarely speaks
>we were a little in easy but we get calm after a while and forget about it
>" I'm not possessed , I'm normal like you guys " with an eerie fucking smile that made me want to say I'm sleepy so he can fucking leave but I was up in 007 golden eye

Cont.

>>689677657
hurry the fuck up you cuck

bump

>>689679197
I agree

bump

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>Be me, 16 year old playing red dead redemption
>Home alone so I can freely shout fuck because it made me feel edgy
>Hear whistling coming from the back room
>Not paying much attention
>Remembering I'm home alone
>Remembering the previous owner died in the back room
>Continues playing.

>>689677657
>"we never said that you were dude"
>"YEA BUT YOU WERE THINKING IT"
>"dude what's your cousins deal"
>my friend to his cousin "you don't say that type of shit Elvis" I could tell even he was scared confronting him

>"I'm sleepy, I want to go to bed"
>without missing a beat my 2other friends stand up and say its cool for me to get my rest.
>"you're just saying that to get rid of me, you shouldbt do that"
>this fucking guy never talks but he finally chose to speak and he has to be this creepy?
>"let's go Elvis, anon is tired"
>"OK" as he's walking out I could tell he's staring at me but I'm pretending to be busy putting away the controllers and changing the Channel
>"bad side now"
>"dude what?"
>"tf did your retard cousin say?"

My friend just hurried him out and they all left.
>that same night, tornadlbslept in my room but would whimper every now and then staring at the window
>my friend and ad his retard cousin sleep over at his, and told me that he woke up at night and that the autistic shit wasn't in his room. He checked the restroom and kitchen but he wasn't there

>he started being scared of him too and didn't want to further look for him, he was too scared to go back to sleep so he decided to wait for him to come back to his room

>he heard him slowly open the front door. Til he opened his room door
>"where were you Elvis"
>"busy"

My friend had told me this when I told him I was sure some one was watching me sleep last night and that turdnado was whimpering like when Elvis was near by.

I'm sure yard boy came to my house, its only 2 blocks away, there was a cinder block next to my window.

>I stopped inviting the guys over til summer break ended and his cousin went back to fucking south Carolina. He doesn't have any social media so he's only heard the usual like he graduated hs but didn't attended college and just stays home and play wit his plush collection

Was typing it out guys I might be able to find autist boy picture off of my friends fb or at least his aunt. Let me check

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>>689680289
He has a fb! Dear lord, anyone interested

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>>689681315
Holy fuck his fucking stare

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Lolololol he probably fapped outside your window

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>>689681514

Him when he visited his cousin, thislittle shit gave me nightmares

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>>689681860

>sleeping in the garage
>wake up in the middle of the night to dogs howling
>sounds like its right outside my door leading into the backyard
>figure its one of my doggos, but still feel this overwhelming sense of dread
>go back to sleep
>wake up and ask if my family heard the howling
>dad was awake at the time i heard it and said all doggos were inside and asleep, he also didn't hear any howling
>only people who heard it were my sister and I, the only heavy sleepers in the house, nobody else heard it despite them being light sleepers
>none of my neighbors have dogs

So who was doggo?

>>689683042
Whatever it was it was trying to lure you

I had a BEK experience, should I share?

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>>689683277
Fuck, that makes it even more spooky, whats worse is that my sister told me about how she went to some third world country in highschool (i forget exactly where) on a missions trip and they stayed at a creepy ass convent, and during the night half of the girls, including her, couldn't sleep at all one night because they heard nothing but howling while the other half couldn't hear anything

>>689684078
Bek? Go for it

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>>689684334

In mexico owls ate considered to be a bad omen, or a witch in disguise. They'll try to lure you by calling your name.

I heard my name been called out several times

>"anon"
>"anon on of your dads workers is calling you"
>we live in a farm and have a few farm hands live in a shed
>they know I'm dropping off my gf and prob want cigs on the way back
>"hey Jesus, Mario did you call me?"
>"no, please turn off the lamp"

This has happened a total of 4 times and 2 others have heard it

Anyone have the story of the pizza guy that had to deliver pizza to someone but turned out to be this demon/monster thing. Shit was good.

>>689671869
my own story (not pretyped so bear with me)
>be me, 9 years old
>living in georgia suburbs, some podunk town only known for bordering seven other counties or some shit
>real important stuff to be proud of you know
>anyways, we're living in a rental, so we're constantly looking around for a house to buy (this was pre-2008)
>eventually come across this huge house in a relatively rich neighborhood, but not uber-rich
>houses date back to the 50's or 60's, so they have a cool Deco vibe going on with their monstrous nature
>this one in particular was SUPER cheap, like 100k for a 5 bedroom house with an inground pool, super large kitchen, super large common areas like living room etc
>go to look at the place the day after looking at it on the internet
>it's in disrepair, but not rundown. just neglected for a few too many years
>two huge stone lions atop concrete brick pillars guard the entrance to the back from the driveway, covered in ivy

eventually we get into the place (my dad was a master at using a jimmy to get into empty houses) and it's completely gutted. like, no flooring beyond particle board. no wallpaper, no molding, nothing decorative. the whole place had been stripped barebones and left to collect dust.

>anyways, we're inside, and being a kid, my first instinct is to run all over the house looking at all the rooms
>60's kitchen with huge dated appliances
>etc etc

continue? not sure if interesting or dragging on

>>689685961
Bumping for this sounds interesting

>Earlier this spring, taking a walk in the woods
>Suddenly startled by a loud engine-like sound among the trees to my left
>Except it can't really be an engine. It's too flat, and starts too suddenly. More like a loud, raspy gargle.
>This gargling sound starts and stops twice.
>I stand there looking into the trees trying to figure out what the fuck it was.
>There's still snow, could be a snowmobile, but there are too many trees to ride one where the sound came from
>Suddenly there is a big crack, like a tree breaking
>Just where I was looking, some big, gray thing darts away quickly to the right.
>No more sounds, can't see anything.
>Walk home expecting my imminent death every second of the way.

Dunno if it's actually paranormal, but I still can't figure out what the fuck that was.

>>689686398
Go on

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>>689672912

YOUR STORY IS A FRAUD AND I HAVE THE PROOF TO BACK IT UP!

>>689686456
Wolf maybe? Can you describe it

>>689686908

Not really. I wasn't wearing my glasses. The ground was higher over there so I can't say for sure, but I think it was at least two metres tall.

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>>689687229

>be 13
>living in terraced cottage house
>upstairs playing table football game alone
>mother calls me from downstairs
>start to head downstairs
>freeze mid stairs
>there's a cloud at the bottom of the stairs
>brain stops working, does not compute
>cannot even begin to understand what is happening
>my mother calls me again
>remember shouting "there's a cloud at the bottom of the stairs..."
>cloud has been moving slightly this whole time and reaches the wall
>on the wall is the fuse box
>the switch flicks and all the electricity goes out
>cloud goes through the wall
>walk downstairs and turn the switch back on
>go to bed that night and wake up to banging
>look out of window
>son of woman nextdoor is with the police and they are breaking down her door
>finds her dead in the living room chair
>likely passed away the previous night
>when I saw the cloud
>wat

Still don't believe in ghosts but I suppose that's what someone would say was pretty good evidence. Biggest "does not compute" moment of my life.

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>>689686398
>kid mind at the time is basically on a "cool! stuff! wow overstimulation woo!" binge with the house like kids usually are
>go to the left wing of the house (particle board flooring still, but even weirder this part of the house didn't even have plasterboard. you could see the slats in the walls basically)
>there's a neat iron spiral staircase going upwards in the middle of the huge "room"
>kid me decides to sprint upwards because cool spiral staircase!
>get to the top and see I'm on like a second level attic type of area
>still particle board flooring, still wall slats, not even any railing around the opening for the iron staircase
>just a square cut out in the floor and the iron staircase cuts off in the middle of it
>looking back on it that whole house was really fucking strangely constructed
>anyways, huge attic area with a few windows
>under a windowsill facing the front yard is a box
>kids will be kids
>go open the box and rifle through it because hey why not
>find out it's some old train set (that to this day I can't locate what Lionel set it was, this keeps me up at night)
>like, a really old trainset. a tin-made 1950's set with electrical rail tracks and everything
>really heavy so I call for my dad to come over and see if I can take it home with me (I had no concept of property, to me this stuff counted as abandoned)

later realized that this mysterious "box" of train sets was really an entity trying to bait me into taking their "attachment device" home with them (if that makes sense. just look up how demons function iirc)

>anyways, train set, autism wants it, dad comes over
>get bored with the train set after my dad says i can't take it home and go outside to see the drained pool
>wow cool a drained pool! and a pathway leading to a clubhouse in the back!
>the "clubhouse" was really one of those weird butler type houses / teenage bachelor pads

continued

>>689671869

I don't get it, is her dad raping her? That's not really paranormal.

>>689688414
>I don't get it, is her dad raping her? That's not really paranormal.

It is when that gum you like is coming back into style.

>>689688141
Keep going shitlord

okay faggots I will share a couples I guess

>be me
>Colombianfag who grow knowing and loving paranormal memes
>night alone at home
>play the radio (paranormal station on syntonhy)
>grab my book ("El diario de los brujos de Hitler")
>calm night
>keep reading
>part where it talks about hitler doing rituals
>something knock my windows once but to soft to care (wanna think is a fly)
I was living in a 18th floor, so nobody will reach there, and to get inside the building you gotta talk first with the security
>still reading and listening the radio
>something try to open my door but it's locked
>mfw when that something bang my door and sounds like if was scratching
>mfw I heard the door getting bang and then some kind of scratching

when I realized, I was in front of the door just about to open! but stepped back because the only way to get in is using the keys or being a fucking demon!

that night was a fucking nightmare! all night up, my parents was out until the next day.. until they didn't came home I didn't go out to pee.. the fucking whole night trying to literally don't piss myself.. I still wondering... what would happen if I was opened that door?

(Sorry my broke English) If you find this interesting, I will keep going with others

>>689688710
Keep going

>>689688141
>run down the concrete pathway to where the "butler house" is at the very back of the backyard
>as I get closer the clubhouse starts to look more... "depressed"
>smashed front window, broken front door, rickety stairs to the door (it sat aboveground like a swamp house)
>was literally like a step above living in a treehouse basically
>open the door, there's a stove, a mattress, a chair or two
>but, everything's "wrong"
>the stove is sitting in the middle of the room, dragmarks from its placement against the wall in the corner are obvious
>the mattress is hanging out a window to the right of the butler house
>there's pine needles strewn all over the floor
>the chairs are placed "upside down" on the floor, as in legs sticking up wise
>no graffiti, no beer bottles, nothing to indicate this was teenager activity

this was a neighborhood where if you had a party past 7 you got the cops called on you, couldn't have been teenagers.

>get weirded out because it doesn't compute with kid mind why stuff is like this
>run back inside to where my family is while my dad stays behind and checks out the butler house further
>coming back up from the BH i notice two more stone lions atop brick pillars on the other side of the gate, absolutely covered in ivory
>somehow also notice there's windows at the very ground near them on the house
>kid brain goes "wow cool! a basement i can explore!"
>rush to find the basement steps ensues
>run back inside through the backyard patio into the kitchen (connected by extremely thick sliding glass doors)
>run around the house until I find the door to the garage, and subsequently the door to the basement
>open it up and
>wow_its_fucking_dark_nigger.jpg

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>>689689167
basement niggers

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>>689682227
Holy fuck.
That was good.

>>689689167
>don't know where my mom and siblings fucked off to, i think the master bedroom and whatever east wing rooms there were (never went to the east wing)
>stop for a moment and legitimately consider if this is a good idea
>notice there's a light switch to my right and flip it
>the dimmest lightbulb on this fucking earth comes on at the very bottom in a very RL Stine way
>go down anyways because hey what could happen im just exploring
>halfway down hear my mom call out for me (not in a panicked way, just in the typical "where the hell are you" mom fashion)
>before i can call back the shitty door to the basement calmly swings closed, at least closed enough to block 99% of the light that was guiding my way down the rickety stairs
>freeze on the steps in the near darkness because i'm a kid and this is a strange house and i can't see anymore for the most part and my mom is trying to find me so if i just stay still she'll find me right?
>hear through the floor above me my mom calling for me in the distance, about a room or two away
>basically sounds like it's coming from the darkness so it's kind of creepy
>sit down on the steps and scoot my way upwards on my butt because i'm a kid
>get to the top, feel the rough, paint-peeling unsanded weathered door on my back
>stand up and try opening it
>it's fucking stuck wtf
>instantly panic because my kid self can't overcome the door's stuckness (it's the kind of stuck you get with expanding doors in the summer/winter)
>start beating on the door and my mom comes to save me
>gets freaked out I was in the basement by myself
>scolds my dad for not looking after me
>go home and eat mcdonalds

after that, my parents looked at pictures online more closely (apparently she had a way worse paranormal experience with me but she won't tell me what it was) and they found evidence of the "faces in the windows" phenomenon. the house was apparently paid to be built by some popular dentist in the 50's, on a civil war battleground.

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>>689686414
Found it myself. Good spooky shit.

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In back, nice to see the thread still alive. I was going thru the autists fb and he's cringe AF its like his stare is dead

>>689690200
33.228486, -84.259838

coords for verification. the reason the house was stripped was because someone had bought it and wanted it remodeled, but local remodelers kept having strange and horrible experiences with the house that they cycled through so many workers until no one was left. a lot of people refused to work after dark on it.

my family ended up calling it the satanist house, mostly because i think there was something in a dresser in a room my mom was in (all i've been able to glean from her about the incident), plus the window faces online plus the worker incidents plus the bait toy I was "given" plus the strange stuff with the butler house.

the whole neighborhood was built on a civil war battleground which I think has something to do with it too, but then again the whole town basically was. sorry if the ending was anticlimactic, i didn't embellish or lie about anything.

>>689688856
thanks anon

>be me again
>camping at mountains
>start smoking weed and drinking beers and more liquor with m8s
>history time
>friend start talking about the girl he love
>keking because he's drunk and talking shit
>suddenly he said, she is here..
>wut? where?
>youcan'tseeherbecauseshe'sded.jpge
>dude shut up and go sleep
>he keeps talking about it
>we ignore him and keep drinking
>drunk friend start saying "she is outside"
>he have to go with her, because she is soul mate
at this point I just realized that drunk people don't lie that much
>dude how is she?
>start description
>shieeet looks from the old ages
>at this point I start getting this feeling
>now we are kind of scared so let's sleep
>everything off
>we try to sleep
>(BUAHAHAHA at the distance)somthing laugh
>what the actual fuck was that!?
>we start talking whispering asking what's that
>nobody knows and all scared
>something is coming!!!
>heard some pig or alike outside! is going around in circles..
>we shut until it goes away
>go out when we think is saffer
>nothing in the distance and it was a clear view
>wait up until sun came out
>go back to civilization

>be me back when I was 17
>sitting alone at computer
>dark, early am
>sister knocks on door and comes in room
>immediately starts talking about some weird math problem she found inside of a dream she was having
>I am confuse
>we go into her room and she tries to explain its on the wall
>at this point she starts scratching at the wall and rubbing her face on it, crying
>I worry she might wake up mom and dad
>try to console her, just really confused
>suddenly I notice there is a bag on the floor...
>a big bag
>I think I know what's inside of it
>suddenly sis asks if I want to pick a hole for doing her homework for her
>reach into her pants to start fingering her ass but I find my hand has been immersed in a plate of spaghetti
>pull my hand out startled
>whats the matter bro? afraid of your sisters tight ass?
>spaghetti flies everywhere
>at this point I am really weirded out by this whole thing so I start walking to the door
>trip on my cape
>drop my fedora
>more spaghetti flying everywhere
>go into the living room, its dark
>be standing there in the dark
>suddenly sis is behind me
>her eyes are black and blood is running from her nose slowly
>starts talking about the math problem again

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>>689690602
"Smile for the camera mother, unless you want me to eat you :)"

>>689673376
he's probably used to /x/ that board is slow as hell and there is only 8 people on it you can take all day typing

>>689690729
all OC too so yall screencap my shit (if it's worth it i mean)

>>689690729
>>689691048
damn nigga

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Isn't this shit usually reserved for /x/?
Fuck it, here's my story.
I want to start off by saying that this actually fucking happened, no joking.

>be me
>be 7
>staying at grandmother's place cause parents are broke as fuck
>big old house
>Parents stay in upper level, across the hall from grandparents room.
>Kids stay in down stairs area (like a dining room but not exactly.)
>sister and I can't sleep.
>Sister starts freaking out
"Hey anon, do you see that?"
>points to the black abyss that is the living room.
>See nothing
"ANON IT'S MOVING!"
>keep staring
>see shadows begin to move
>FUCKINGPANIC.GIF
>Nope the fuck out of there with sister
>burst into parents room
>Parents immediately wake up.
>Start screaming about shadows moving
>Parents try to dismiss it
"Guys, it's just your eyes playing tricks on you"
>we stop our screams
> begin to settle down
>realize the light from the lamp our parents turned is peering onto our grandmother's door.
>we also realize the shadowy figure standing next to their door
>realize it's reaching for the handle
>a new wave of panic takes hold
>My sister and I begin to scream louder than before
>figure begins to retract it's hand from the door.
>figure recedes into the darkness.

I don't know if it was spirits or our imagination. All I do know is that we both saw it, and both haven't seen shit since.

Forgive any errors, had to type this shit on my phone.

>aids

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>>689690890
On a side note, how many fantastic shots a dude need with his mom

>>689690729
>>689691283
don't want to keep adding stuff onto it but it's like 4:30 AM where I am and stuff is only gradually coming back to me, but I just did also remember they filmed an episode of Ghost Hunters there a few years back (like, 2012 2013) too. so, it's like a legit thing, at least legit enough to get on a show. never dug too much into everything myself because personally after reviewing my memories as a kid and looking at the place now, it just gives me spine chills knowing what i avoided with the train set.

>>689691760
newsflash ghosts dont real

>>689690742
okay one more

>be my grandpa
>meet this 10/10 girl at bar when he is drinking
>talking good and she invites him home
>illfuck.gif
>both drunk af
>they go to her house
>reaching a house with two big doors
>nice coat rack
>huge and comfiest bed ever
>have sex like bunny
>sleeps

The next morning
>mfw when the comfy bed was a coffin
>mfw when the nice coat rack was a huge cross with his clothes on
>the door and the big house was just the pantheon


at least he fuck.. but the next day he would never get drunk and pick ramdon girls

this spectrum is known as the "widow"

>>689683277
No it wasn't, this shit is all not real

>>689673785
>be you
>lonely queer
>make up shitty green text story
>other children make up shit too
>tell mom i made friends online
>shes happy
>dad comes in room
>tells me to lay on my belly
>slides it in doesn't even hurt anymore
>he finishes i sit up and clean him off with my tongue
>"your mother says you made friends today"
>"yeah online"
> dad laughs "ok have fun with your online friends champ"
>fart it just makes a noise like wind blowing
>cry

>>689692313
thank you, colombian bro

>>689692433
those are some checked dubs you got right there

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>>689689720

>>689679782

This board is for 18+ only.

Anybody got the one about the pedo in the closet?

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>>689671869
Happened about 2 weeks ago so im going to type it while its fresh
>Watching CM3D2 hentai porn with headphones and see my little chewawa looking at me
>kick him but he keeps coming back
>cant jerk off with him looking at me so i go to grab him but he starts growling
>take off headphones and go to get a shirt to throw on him so i can grab him
>chewawa isn't paying attention to me he's looking at the window that was right next to me
>feel a shiver all over me and i try to deny what my chewawa was doing
>start go grab him but as i do i hear a slight breathing noise that to this day i almost doubt i heard it but i know i know there was breathing because of the following
>just as i start to notice it hear something hitting the fence and climbing the tables at the side of my house
>chewawa starts going rabid and runs accross my entire house barking
>the noise is as if its circling my entire house banging into shit
>tried looking for an old revolver i had somewhere in my house but iv never even touched it for years so i have no idea where the hell it was
>for 1 entire minute im throwing shit out of my closet like a madman trying to find this pistol while my dog is running around the house chasing the noise, i remember feeling utter fear but forcing myself to be brave
>the guy or whatever it was jumped on my roof, stomped as hard as it could without making a human noise and i felt total violation and fear as this guy stomped up and down my roof banging so hard it could be heard throughout the entire house
>i literally got courage form my chewawa because it was unfazed and growling furiously
>the noise stopped for a few moments and i felt it would be less scary to actually confront this thing, couldn't find my gun but i got a baseball bat and charged out there
cont

>>689684259
I'm too spooked by the images to read the text.

>>689675515
>be middle school
I wish I could buddy

>>689693178
Cont

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>>689693178
>charged outside, noise jumps at the back of my house and runs off to the other houses
>try to follow it but i had socks on and couldn't do it
>saw a few intruder motion sensitive lights go off in the neighborhoods tho
>neighbor came outside and asked me what the noise was, nothing
>his entire family came outside with him, their kids woke them up and they were loudly telling me they saw a huge man jumping on top of my house that was supposedly 7ft
>neighbors said i should call the cops and i did, cops said it was probably a bum looking for cans or on drugs but they filed a report
>shit scared the fuck outta me and i cant jerk off in ease again
nothing much more to it but i feel so violated and shaky because of it. I cant jerk off anymore because i get so nervous and i hate that im right next to a window, its fucking uneasy i feel like someones watching me. I have to be with my chewawa at all times and i found my gun and walk around my house with it. Shit fucked me up and i hate it. I dont think it was super natural but just the fucking way the noises were running around my house so quickly is just unnatural like.

Also if your curious here's the porno i was watching http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph573e8c3ee36bc

>>689692565
sorry about this being so lame dude, I'm on my phone and I don't get so inspired but fuck it here is another:

this one go kind of deeper and fictional but it's just my experience in the field

>be my cousin
>playing dumb with spirits/ouija in school
was a game called "Sarita". using coins or shits
>weird shits start happening
>one of her friends get possess
>all those girls lose control
>police and medics come
>people from church too
>they didn't leave the game
>everyone go homes after that incident

That day they told us what happens and we was in shock about all that commotion!
My cousins go home and the next day we had news again!

the same night one of my cousins go to pee, but she is afraid because what happened..
ask her bf to come with her

>screaming coming from the bathroom
>bf was the first one running
>she comes behind and was the one screaming

what happened!?
boyfriend version:
>I felt something touched me and hurt me
cousin version:
>once she pee something grab her hair and shake her like a jelly

nobody at that home will sleep good for the next week
>continue?

>>689694724
>continue?
no lets not

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>>689695786
whoops

>be me 16
>parents are fighting
>mom comes up stairs crying and says they might get a divorce
>suddenly a skeleton pops out of my closet
>dad runs in and beats mom
>tells me we need to play a game
>go to bathtub
>he makes me undress
>mom is outside door crying and pounding on it
>dad starts fapping
>starts pooing on me in the bathtub and licks the poo off of my peepee
>mom finally gets in the door
>starts pooping out of her boobs on my face
>this is so hot but I feel guilty
>dad starts eating cereal and forcing himself to puke on me
>rapes me with his peepee
>my bum hurts
>go to school and tell principal what happened
>he rapes me in front of the whole class
>all the girls point and laugh
>I feel good about it

>>689686398
yo where in georgia?

>>689693345
Same.

>>689671869
>be me
>take a lot of night walks
>notice this dark thing in the corner of my eye
>whenever i go to look at it it disappears
>figure it's just my eye playing tricks on me
>always in the same spot
>one night walking, see it again
>pay no attention
>drop cigarette
>"god damnit"
>lean down to pick up cigarette
>it's gone
>not the shadow, the cigarette
>look up, shadow is gone too
>look around, no one is near
>start to freak out a little, head home
>keep seeing the shadow
>finally get home
>unlock door
>walk inside
>lit cigarette on my table sitting on a drink coaster
>couldn't sleep that night, kept hearing breathing in my room
>stop going to night walks, sleep with my door shut

>>689695258
I will cont anyways :^)

>cousin go to see her friend
>both scared but going to see the girl that got possess
>walking close a soccer field at night
>lights went off
>her friend stop
>wtf is that?
>gigant crow with red eyes comes close
>try to get them both
>cousin go on the floor and grab her friend
>friend is not talking anymore
>(insert exorcist pic here).jpge
>she grab my cousin and don't let her go
>the black bird is coming again!
>she try to talk her friend but not response
>start screaming as loudly as she can
>some who know her just saw her screaming
>what's going on? why are you screaming?
>see the other girl face
>holy shit!
>call her name a couple times
>she is unconscious now
>the guy walk both girls to home and explain the family what happened

the next day a bunch of people go to pray to relish the evil demon known as Sarita..
well fucking tired now
sorry again for my shitty histories, I'm still learning

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>>689671869
>work as a night janitor at a local free care center
>hear some spooky noises coming from one of the exam rooms
>slowly open the door
>literally a skeleton
>flip shit
>it starts moving a chasing me
I'm not fucking making this up right now, i'm dead serious
>start screaming like a little girl running down the hall
>trip and fall
>look back
>skeleton is on the ground
>light comes on
>one of the other janitors heard me yelling at came to see what was going on
>mfw it was just one of those fake skeletal systems they have for decoration and shit, and it was hanging from an IV rack
>mfw the window in that room was left open because there is no ventilation system in there
>mfw I opened the door and it caused the thing to move forward and tip over
>mfw I thought it was chasing me
>mfw the next day the other janitor told everyone what happened

>>689690729
The house doesn't look that bad to me. They must've gotten the remodeling finished after all.

www.zillow.com/homedetails/917-Mockingbird-Ln-Griffin-GA-30224/69916647_zpid/

>>689696331
that was shit I hope you die in sleep

>>689692329
why did you even come in this thread?

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>>689697067
thanks for your collaboration anon

one more for you because I love you

>be me
>wake up at night
>can't sleep for any reason
>gf tells me stop miving and go back to sleep
>try to sleep back again
>just when I'm close to falling asleep
>suddenly remember that
>I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND!!!

>>689697769
>I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND!!!
And you never will

>>689698774
PING POW

>>689697769
>be you
>dies in sleep
>family can't afford burial
>mom sucks dicks for coffin money
>killed by rough john first night
>body just gets donated to science
>wind up at Little lord necros school for sexually perverse boys
>body raped for years
>sold to cat food factory
>finally got to be in a pussy