Oh yeah. That shit is the fat base line you fucking botches. Imo my cock tastes like yellow feathers dipped in gravy. Proper good Christian chicken graves. And while you are 9 the subject you should listen closely to my ears.. There is some weird shit going in up there. Like frequencies and shit... I heard a dog looking at me yesterday and it said 'hello'. So i ran away. But that apples in to comparison compared to yesterday when I saw a dog listen to me and I said to it 'apples'. Then the mother fucker went crazy.. like bat shit holy sweet jesus mother of god crazy and it laughed when it got to the end of the street. But at least it didn't cry again because it's shoes were fucking shit. And they weren't even that shit so I don't know why I 2 as crying in the first place

What made Lance Sweets go so crazy, anyway. Daisy seemed down with his shit.

>>548898224
I skim-read it. It sounded exactly like the sort of shit I'd expect to see greentexted in a "friendzoned what do" thread.

>>548898224

Filed under "things I just reported to the FBI"

>>548898360
pretty much my thoughts exactly

>>548898746
well then im reporting you to al qaeda for working with the fbi.

>>548898746
NNNNNOOOOOOOO!

>>548898224

So I think what OP is asking is, who wants to get shot?

In the fucking dick.


Posts after this desire to get shot in their dick


>---------------------------------------------------------

>>548898224

Anyone have a link for a lazy anon?

I feel more indentified with Adam Lanza

>>548898714
I know it would be hard to tell, but has anyone determined I the browsed /b/?
Possibly a feels thread post that sounds similar to this guy that anyone came across?

>>548898746
well just reply to this thread then

>>548899053
I haven't seen any proof either way, and I'd dismiss any that came out now as being photoshopped anyway.

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>>548899053
*if Elliot Rodger

>>548898224
i did
didn't finish yet tho

>>548899252
Yeah I only read 18 pages so far

>>548899025
ah yes indeed, another of the great heroes of our time.

>>548899157
lol, it is interesting he didnt decide to rape but instead just murder.
obviously he himself was the obstacle from having sex.

>>548899634
They should update mount Rushmore and put Lanza, Holmes, Laughner, and Elliot Rodger. Or any of the other heroes.

>>548899815
There used to be five faces on Mt Rushmore. Even those who know this cannot remember who the fifth was.

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PLEASE SAGE ALL ELLIOT RODGERS THREADS. THEY ARE THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING /B/!

>>548899925
>he thinks using sage on a thread is a "downvote"
>calling anything except himself "the cancer"

>reading their own autobiography (or could at least identify with it)
No.

I've always been a beta fuck, but I've never been stuck up my own ass like he was, nor did I ever really bother trying to fit in(him dying his hair, learning to skate, etc just because that's what the popular kids did at his school). Beyond that, I blame myself for just about everything that goes wrong in my life, not other people.

Make no mistake, Elliot was indeed a beta, socially retarded fuck like a lot of us here, but he was above all a spoiled brat who wanted shit handed to him and got mad when it didn't happen.
I really can't relate with some kid who drives a BMW yet still thinks the world owes him more.

>>548899883
false, you've been watching naruto

Am I the only one that read that so called manifesto and thought it was a work of fiction?
Like any one remember at 5 years old things like the grass the weather what kinda mood your parents were in.
Every video he made was akward like he had a script to spit. A bad performance top to bottom.
Such bs. The alleged shootout was the most amature performace we've seen yet, no bodies not sure how he died no victims bodies.
Police opened fire at his car but not 1 bullet hole in the car.
Heaps more holes in it don't let them do it to us again.....

Here's why he was an idiot:

He posts all this shit about him not getting any girls, and them never giving him the time of day, etc...

So he fucking kills some
>Or tries to, and kills 2 random girls in the heat of the moment

Why didn't he fucking rape anyone? Why was his goal to only kill them? If I were him, I would've raped at least one bitch, so I didn't die a virginfag

I could have identify with some of it but of course id like to chill out with elliot in heaven. eh kills sluts and doesnt afraid of anything.

Some parts where we differed was when he talked about how amazing he was just because his parents took him to different countries when he was a kid. I have never been to another country and think little spoiled retards who think they are hot shit just because their parents pall rolled their stupid euro trips are trash. I skimmed other parts of his 'manifesto' and thought some of it was similar to how i was when i was a 22 year old virgin but since then i manage to get laid.

>>548900325
http://www.mercurynews.com/entertainment/ci_25859992/punk-legend-exene-cervenka-calls-santa-barbara-shooting

>>548900325
Work of fiction, sorta. The details of his early life, I think, any normal person would take with a larger grain of salt than the rest of it. It's faux-memories at best.
There were bodies and the convience store footage, and police did hit him and his car. Elliot was supposedly shot in the side/chest before he crashed and shot himself. But if you're going to go the "if I don't see it myself, I won't believe it" route, well, have fun.
It's just about as much information and "facts" we have about anything else, like that, y'know, the war in iraq was real.

How people think the evil government could brainwash an entire fucking campus/neighborhood of hundreds of people into holding a candle-light vigil without a single one of them coming out and say "These people didn't exist!" or "It's a government coverup!" will continue to boggle my mind.

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>>548898224

"It was a sad an lonely tale, culminating in a thrilling end that was a killer... made me feel again"

-Roger Ebert

>Two thumbs up.

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>>548901032
They apparently shot and either killed him or he killed himself while he was still in the car but there are no bullet holes and no blood inside the car that is visible and he had 3 cops shooting at him and he possibly shot himself in the head, not even 1 drop on the air bag.

I'm not saying he's an actor 100% yet but it's definitely possible. There are lots of other holes too.

>>548898224
No im not a fucking /b/tard

>>548898224

If you felt that, kill yourself. The world would appreciate it.

>>548899925
lol what a faggit

Also this guy. Acting skills on par with Robbie Parker. Only blaming politicians and NRA. Not the alleged killer whatsoever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW_raNDQprU

>>548901956
That front windshield seems to have been riddled with bullets. There's even shards of glass on the driver's seat.

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>>54890250They were side on to his car and would have been shooting into his door and window area.
I suspect the big hole is from the cyclist he hit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hL-Widy8K34

>>548899157
hahahahhahah
i can just imagine his grief stricken dad seeing this picture and laughing then feeling incredibly guilty/confused

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>>548899768

Fucking. Boom.

>>548900376
>Why didn't he fucking rape anyone?

For the same reason that he didn't go to a prostitute.

It was all about women recognizing his value as a man. It had to be voluntary on their part. He enjoyed the time he spent with the female who was hired to be a friend, as part of his therapy, but realized that it wasn't real because his parents had hired her.

The average male who wines and dines a woman is far more delusional than Elliot.

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>>548899157

I don't know, but I feel so much better about myself after reading Elliot's story. At least I made out with a girl.

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>>548900087
Being this new.

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He seems nothing like me.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder

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>>548898965
Just the tip, for lazy anon.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder

I'm not done with this world.
I'm not done.

>>548898224
if he wasnt a pretentious dip shit who likes to smell its own farts, i would be just like him

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>>548898360
My man

>>548899325
U illiterate shit

>>548898224
>137 pages of some dip shit talking about how magnificent he is
im not reading that shit

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Just gonna leave this here.

>>548898224
I was there at some point. Then I became a feminist.

>>548907047
Its pretty good, 6 years in, i might become a mass murder if i read everything.

>>548907380
you dont need to read a fucking 140 pages of some narcisist asshat to wield a fucking gun and shot people
if he was a serial killer, then i would already read the whole thing
or at least a good mass murderer, like brevik or cho

>>548906229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPoqTZIO4rg

>>548898224
My autobiography would have been far less interesting & would end with me as an aging, but finally content, man. Not with me as an angsty faggot who can't handle reality.

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>>548898224
hallo thar, feminist presstitute

>>548898224
The difference between me and Eliott Rodger (aka the Dodger) are these

>never tried to fit in (i know from the beginning i wasn't capable of that )
>never blamed others or girls for my problems (girls have the right to chose their mate)
>I don't get mad when i think others had just before me


I share some points of his worldview tough

>World is unjust: not everyone can achieve what they want. Genetics and other enviromental factors play huge role in our life
>Bullies deserve to die

That's it

>>548906428
Good.

Don't give up.

i dont fucking get why all the fuzz about it?
he just killed 6 people
just 6, thats nothing, he didnt even call a sentry gun with that!
also he hated women soo much, yet he killed more more men than women, its like going to the grocery with the idea of buying chocolate icecream only to arrive there and discover that they only have strawberry, not even vanilla, just the fucking strawberry!
on top of that he spend 5 fucking years planning all this shit!
FIVE fucking years, fuck, Brevik didnt plan that much his plan and yet he killed 90+ people


TL;DR: this fucker is a fucking inept who cant be a proper mass murder

maybe his next try, OH wait, he is dead, he cant even try again

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>>548909050
Totally agree. He just killed 2 land-whales (when he originally planned to kill as many hot blondes as possible). What a loser. Can't even into a decent killing spree

>>548908306
>Others had just before me
Did you mean to say sex?

>>548909748
Yes.

>>548909050
>can't even try again
"INSERT TOKEN TO CONTINUE! 7...6...5...4...3...

>>548909965
kek

>>548898224
Nope, he was pathetic. He didn't even try, just expected women to line up because he was entitled to it. It's only women, get a life. GF is not the end all be all to human existence, nice, but way overrated. Even with a GF he would have been a psycho, it wouldn't have magically fixed him.

>>548906004
Why the fuck are his lips so big, its fucking nasty ...

>>548910807
Because he's a fucking hybrid, that's why

>>548898224
I understand anon. I read it horrified (Not that someone would think like that, but that they'd write it down on paper and not be aware of how retarded it sounded), but saw so many aspects of myself in it that it made for a really uncomfortable read.

I feel like I'm walking on a tightrope and if I fall off either side thats what I'll become.

>>548906229
need the whole thing not just the end part to make a thorough assessment of the issue... i want to be as mad as possible if i am to follow the chap

>>548906229
this chap failed to realize that his mother is a human female as well

>>548906229
last part made me lol no more sex without women.... how about those traps and trannys?

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>>548898224
>TFW I had sex in a bmw last night

The guy was a pathetic loser who killed people out of his own pathetic frustration with being a virgin. edgy fags sympathising with a murderer who died a virgin. you're all pathetic.

>>548906229
>women decide which men get sex and which don't
cringe worthy. could not read.

>>548906229
>mistakes confidence for degeneracy

sorry faggot, girls just want to fuck confident guys, not awkward nice guys. Hold your head up and smile and maybe a girl will take notice.

I read all 146 pages of it. I actually quite enjoyed it, it was like looking directly into the soul of a madman.

I identified with it on a certain level. I'm also bad with women and feel shit when I see other people being more successful than me. I too feel that my life could be so much better and envy those that are living that hedonistic lifestyle that Rodger also longed for.

The difference, though, is that Elliot blamed anyone but himself for his shortcomings. I'm the opposite. I know damn well that the reason I'm a social outcast and a loser isn't because girls are flawed, it's because I used to act extremely strangely and awkwardly around people in my mid-teens. I tried way too hard to be liked and accepted that I came across as weird and attention seeking. I only blame myself for my misfortune.

My only hope now, much like Elliot's only hope, is to move to a new area and attempt to start life a new. I can only hope that I don't follow the same route as Elliot, and end up staying in exactly the same position, however I don't think that will be the case because, like I said, I now understand people more and know how to act like a normal person. I don't see myself as above anyone, I see myself as below the majority of people - that's the ultimate difference between myself and Elliot Rodger.

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>>548905086
>>548899157

>>548898224

I identified with it a bit. I was pretty isolated in high school.

But do you know what? I straightened my shit out and got some pussy.

>>548898224

his vid reminded me of a time in my life when i had a car but no job and nothing to do all day, so I drove around but couldn't get a gf to save my life. eventually i hired a hooker to get over that rough patch, but fuck the entire female race for being such bitches

>>548913315
I used to be awkward as fuck, tried the nice guy thing, had some female friends coach me on to be more confident with girls, read Tucker Max's Assholes Finish First, and overcame my anxiety. Now I have sex all the time, still have a fwb who I banged in her car last night.

>>548898224
test

>>548898224
he is the new prophet of betas

>>548903006
i would fuck the shit out of that girl in the blue

>>548898224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCcwMS0D70Y&feature=youtu.be

/thread

this is one of the most disturbing but true things i've seen in the past few days

>>548913629
>no job
>nothing to do
>girls not interested

Gee I wonder why

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>>548913315
>My only hope now, much like Elliot's only hope, is to move to a new area and attempt to start life a new

just be aware, it's not all you. A lot of women in north America feel they have a right to the hottest guy with the best body and they will shit on everyone else.

He wasn't ugly. Just creepy. I wonder what the fucking problem was. I wonder why he couldn't go out and at least fuck a black girl.
I'm not a virgin but I never get laid due to the fact that I'm hideous.

>>548914236
His manifesto or this thread?

>>548912720

true and he was batshit crazy, but a stopped clock is right twice a day. he's highlighted an issue.

a lot of guys are treated like shit and they look good, have money, and TRY to get women but women are too busy chasing unnattainable shits. In my highschool, all of the women liked THREE guys. The rest of us were treated like shit.

There's seriously something wrong with women when Justin Bieber is as popular as he is.

>>548914094
Unfunny shit by the same ones causing the problem in the first place.

Feminism caused this shit, not 'misogynistic society'.
Women with too much undeserved value fucked him up - he gave them too much worth, and their own inflated self worth meant they could reject him.

Had he been brought up 50 years beforehand, he would have had real male role models - who would have said "go for it, women are fucking stupid - just fuck them and tell them to shut up - then you can concentrate on work and building a nice life".

Instead, he was told that women are perfect, much better than he is, that he must be everything just to satisfy them, that he needs to be in therapy because he is incomplete - that his rage or frustration is a sickness, rather than a motivation or natural behaviour for a man.
So he was kept as a boy forever, then the natural aggression within him burst all at once and this happened.
Fuck California and all its ultra-faggotry.

>>548914724
That's St. Matthew Effect. A few man gets all the women, the rest of us can only starve or lower down our Expectations ending up with a few mid-tier girls (if we do everything right)

>>548912720

Not sympathizing. But in a world where bad guys like Charles Manson get supermodels I'm glad sorority girls get run over.

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Honestly, if you don't realise that we live in a male dominated world and that men dominate global politics, economics, wealth and power then you are uneducated and sheltered. Like it or not, male privilege is a real thing and the sooner you realise this the sooner you can take advantage of your superior status as a male. If you can't get girls don't blame the girls, blame yourself. Even ugly fucks get girls, because they're confident not creepy.

>>548914724
Seems that is the natural order. A head of the pack male lion, with all the females - and a bunch of frustrated smaller lions with no females.

The problem is that society tries to tell us that men and women are equal and the same, when females by default are worth less as they have no real need to compete.

>>548915339

Confident ugly guys get ugly girls. Serial killers get supermodels. What's your point? We're pissed about other things, bitch.

>>548913893
Great story, have you thought about having it adapted into a film?

>>548914464
I'm not from America but yes, I have noticed that this is the case in some women. I'll never be 'hot' though, so I can only hope to get the best I can.

>>548915339
>implying men run the world

Tell that to beyonce

>>548915392
I wrongly assumed then that we, as part of the human race, overcame these primitive social-dynamics

>>548915528
Yep, go home monkey boy

>>548915528
It is impossible and counter to us being alive that we overcome our natural state.
People nowadays have too much unwarranted faith in societal evolution, when the biological has been more or less unchanged for hundreds of thousands of years.

Just because you have an ipad doesn't mean you can stop shitting.

>>548914464
That's why women should generally just be treated like shit. If you stop worshipping them, their esteem would lower and they'd be forced to make themselves more available.

>>548915732
Kek

>>548915736


Fine then

>>548915289
or you could just realise the sorority girls are doing themselves no favours by sleeping around. once you realise this, youll lose interest in those kinds of girls. heck, I first got laid after meeting a girl at a wine and cheese political function for the Canadian conservative party, not with some sorority whore. If you keep striking out with the girls who sleep around, go after the average girls who slip under the radar. They're just as jealous as you are of the 'cool kid's who make it known they have sex. If Elliot realised he could have fucked girls in the science club instead of a sorority he'd probably not be a virgin and 6 people would still be alive.

>>548898224
I am
he said one quote that describe me alot
''I was like a nomad, moving
from group to group and trying to fit in with each one, but never fully integrating''

>>548898224
>Elliot has serrious issues
>all men must feel this way
>Charles manson kills people
>Blame all men
>women so oppressed
>Men so downgraded
>Makes perfect sense.
We all just want to eat people because mommy raped us with hoses.of course women are the ONLY victims, women are ALWAYS victims.
The feminist's self centered neurosis is ALMOST sad as Elliot's obvious delusions.

>>548898360

Ill have what youre having

>>548914474
That's the problem. He didn't want black chicks, or hell, even any chick below 8/10. He wanted one type of girl and couldn't even consider anything else. He was his own worst enemy.

>>548898224
Newsflash: If you were dumb enough to waste your time reading this morons manifesto you are clearly lacking things to do in your own life and you're paying a dead, lonely, attention-whore all of the attention he ever wanted from the world and intended to get from his failed killing spree.

If you hapen to identify with whatever this fucktard wrote, then you yourself most likely are a fucktard-spergmaster of equal value [read: zero] and well on your way to becoming a grand wizard.

Go die in a sewage gas explosion, faglords!

>inb4 7/1 kpd ratio is pretty good in <insert shitty fps game>

>>548916638
This post had so many edges that i couldn't even read it without bleeding from my eyes

>>548915289
Charles Manson isn't a bad guy.

>>548916125
Not true

Even the nerdy, fat, boring, loathesome ugly girls still want and think they should be with nothing less than the most popular guy in school.

Women have brain damage by design.

>>548916161
this was like me throughout high school and university. I decided instead of finding a group, I'll find a few close friends which ultimately worked out better for me. Having 2-3 really close friends beats a group of 10+ acquaintances who you lose touch with once you graduate. floating around is s good way to make contacts without having to make any commitments to the friendship anyway. once you grow up you'll realise individuals are far more meaningful than groups.

>>548917093
They just have less sexual drive and can endure in their own delusions more than men

>>548916638
How is reading a manifesto not a "thing to do" ?

>>548917253
Because it's not fucking chicks, maaaan!!!1

reading is gay and is for losers.

I have to confess /b/, I've been through the same fucking period, also around that age.

I read his manifesto and motherfucking cried. I cried because I remembered those fucking dark periods.

Right now I'm doing OK, almost done with the University, prospect of a good job, and I live in a country where guns are prohibited.

But you'll never know.... you'll never know....

>>548917093
>actually believes this
because you, as a virgin single male, can speak for all women. no wonder you're a virgin.

>>548898224
Who's this faggot?

Itt - little virgin basement dwelling kissless children

>>548916790
Cool story

>>548917253
>How is reading an inconsequential inept's manifesto going to benefit your own life?

>>548917427
>Analphabet nigger ghetto level detected

Hello there! I was wondering mr nig-nog how did you learn to use your magic box with words (your computer)?

>>548917516
guy hated women and went on a killing spree because he was a virgin. ended up an hero. the virgin teens on /b/ think they can relate to him.

>>548917427
DING DING DING DING DING!!! WE HAVE A WINNER

Thank you for playing "Answer Moronic Questions in a Funny Way". You win the grand prize of one lol

>>548917830
Oh. That's gay.

i've many complaints about his writing.

mainly that he placed so much fucking emphasis on ages 3-12.

those are just a developmental phase they're not any dictation of anything at all ever

why does he hold on to such petty fucking things. i don't think he was stupid, i think he bloomed early and died for stupid reasons when he might have been such a force for good if only somebody knew and helped him

oh well

>>548917471
Only, I'm not.
I suppose you haven't spoken to any females whatsoever - and believe that there is a nerdy cute girl who looks like a female version of yourself and likes all the same things you do.

You watch the disney channel too much faggot.

>>548917830

not a virgin and totally relate to him
>inb4 personal attack

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no i didnt feel like that cause i had a good time in high school but i did read the manifesto and here is my favorite part

>>548918158
Yah totes bruh
mayb3 u shud kil uerself lyke he did kek

The thing I hate the most about the massacre is that it now paints virgins in an even more negative light. As if we didn't feel shit enough about it, now everyone assumes that we're secretly plotting to kill them.

>>548915169
>Instead, he was told that women are perfect, much better than he is, that he must be everything just to satisfy them,

man, you're pretty fucking dumb if you think this is feminism

>>548918054
Sounds like he was dumped by his inept and selfish parents - as shown by the chorus of therapists.
He just needed a strong male role model in his life to tell him a few things.

If you feel like your life mirrors that piece of shits bitch ass manifesto.. Do us all a favor and follow his lead... Blow your fucking brands out

>>548918351
Have you ever read a feminism thread? That's the reality, instead of the tag line.

>>548918497
This. Everyone stop trying to rationalizing murder. These were innocent lives lost..

>>548918497
MARS SNICKERS JIF NIKE VIRGIN AIRLINES SONY JAGUAR

That's some of them.

>>548918072
whatever you say loser. I'm not the virgin sympathising with a virgin murderer. if you genuinely believe what you wrote then there is no doubt in my mind that you've never been with a girl.

>>548899768
He couldn't even approach a girl. How could he rape one?

>>548900116
Perfect.

>>548900131
/thread

>>548918351
you're pretty fucking dumb not to realize it's a consequence of feminism... as the guy you responded to points out. lrn to read dickface

>>548918235
ha that part makes me happy

does anyone have the link of the youtube video where this australian guy makes a video ranting about elliot rodger? he was wearing a one of those really old 1930s flight helmet during the video and probably does in his other videos

>>548899768

He must have had a micro-penis. Was probably too embarrassed to even show it to someone he was raping.

you guys are so deluded, you're all living in a fantasy world. the most unhealthy part is that you are all enabling each other so none of you actually ever have to wake up.

Elliot killed men who even thought to wake up from this dream where girls are the enemies and you are the good-looking nice guy.

>>548908306
The world is unjust?
He grew up in privelege.
Was a world traveler at age 5.
Not bad looking.
Obviously intelligent.
Could have easily scored.
Admitted that he was weird and annoying on purpose, and wonders why he can't get laid.
Homodetector off the charts.

>>548912720
This.

>>548918808
You are so along the faggot spectrum that you even write like a girl.
Maybe you should start adding "omg" to the beginning and end of every sentence. Don't forget the smilies.

>>548910807
>Why the fuck are his lips so big
He was one ugly fuck

>>548898224
If you identify with that faggot, kill yourself.

>>548899883
The fifth face was werner klemperer. Colonel Klink from Hogan's Heroes. Look it up.

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This is now a Terry Richardson thread.

>>548914724
Fag amp cranked to 11

>>548919483
your are so goddamn trolly that my body is of want to explade

>>548918649
I fucking love you

>>548915289
>bad guys like Charles Manson
You mean cryptically interesting, intelligent, charismatic, decent looking guys?
Shame on those filthy whores for taking an interest in him!

>>548919483
>omg getting called a faggot by a virgin XD

Maybe you could learn something from me considering I actually have sex lol ;)

>>548906229
>in the ideal world sexuality would not exist.

So fucking true elliot.

Getting horny is subhuman and is keeping us away from our advances.

>>548920028
your are so gaddam mad that my head is of want to explade

>>548912892
Why?

It's fucking true.

Woman ARE the ones who have the power.

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>>548898224
I read his manifesto and thought that if my kid had been that sort of whiny, self-pitying bitch, I would have sold him to some eastern European sex slavers at the price of a Mahorka.

>>548920028
Do you have any assets besides that? Surely if you're such an awesome guy, you'd be out doing something on a Saturday rather than sitting in a thread on an anime image board bragging about having sex.

>>548920192
>being an Elliott tier virgin
You lot can advance society and science, I'll continue being subhuman

>>548919765
- and I love you, because I now know that platonic love can exist between two grown men.

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>>548920247
mfw

>>548901956
i fucking love shit like this.

'dude...remember that fake shooting we did for obamas super secret take their guns murder task force the other day?'

'yeah?'

'well you know how we set up the fake manifesto, and coerced videos of that guy, and created a believable trail of evidence which would lead people to buy into his faked insane acts after the fact? and all those hired witnesses and falsified accounts from people who dont really exist and shit?'

'yeah?'

'dude did you just not put any fake blood in the car he got shot in at all dude?'

'OH FUCK, i guess i just plum forgot'


thats our government. evil mastermind retards who apparently dont bother considering obvious details

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>>548914464
>In the fucking dick.
>Posts after this desire to get shot in their dick

>>548918886
bullshit. it isnt a consequence of femenism. its a consequence of insecure pussified men who are fucking bitter because they are unsuccesful with women. Who then blame it on women using examples of extremist idiot femenists people on sites like this post in anti-femenism threads as if thats what all (or as they somehow know 'MOST') women are like.

>>548920358
I'm manning the campaign office while the candidate and team go canvassing. I'll be out canvassing later, then tonight we have a campaign team dinner then I'm supposed to meet some friends downtown. wanna know what I'm doing tomorrow too? :D

>>548899925
go mcfucking kill yourself

>>548920939
this

>>548920630
I think its just a rumor that he had autism

>>548920951
The fact you're seeking validation from people on /b/ would imply that you're full of shit.

>>548918235

Yeah I like that part too.

>Crispy Caramel High school.
What the fuck?

>>548921046
Pshhh! Nobody in this entire site knows what autism really is.

>>548921151
you jealous of my successful sex life and beginning of my political career or something? lol :-D

>>548920951
>'personning'
Fixed it for you, faggot.

A blowjob would have prevented this tragedy, ladies. I hope you're happy.

>>548921504
I'm not jealous. We're all on /b/ after all.

By the way, it's funny what you're doing here, I get it.

>>548916638
this

>>548899925
I think that you will find that you sir, are the cancer

Also, /b/ has been dead for years. what you are seeing is not cancer, its maggots feeding on an already dead corpse. 12 year old Maggots screaming "newfag newfag cos thewy think that will blend them in. Maggots fapping away screaming mods mods mods" everytime they see a woman not airbrushed, photoshopped, injected with silicone and fucking plastic. Maggots starting YLYL threads. Maggots raging against women, against gays, against blacks, against muslims, against everything cos that way they will seem edgy and cool. Maggots who actually believe that shit. Maggots who are growing fat and disgusting on this corpse we call /b/

The cancer killed it long ago. Enjoy your feast, maggot

>>548922130
>A blowjob would have prevented this tragedy, ladies. I hope you're happy.


Even just a little hand shandy..


But the problem is women are so self absorbed that they wouldnt have put out for him even if they knew 100% that it would save 7 people from being killed.

>>548921046
http://hollywoodlife.com/2014/05/28/elliot-rodgers-disturbing-mental-illnesses-mom-also-claims-autism/

>>548922740
#save7liveswithhandjob: whatever, i'm not touching it - like, he's creepy or something lol

>>548922740
I went to a weak ass rave last night and got a handy from a random girl while in the crowd. I'm not even that attractive, if only Elliot wasn't a tard... He could have pulled some 6s easy

>>548922740
Which is perfectly understandable. I wouldn't touch this little faggot either.

>>548923047
>Which is perfectly understandable. I wouldn't touch this little faggot either.


I would finger a female version of Elliot if it meant she didnt go on to kill 7 people.

I guess im just the type of guy who thinks about others.

>>548923007
>I went to a weak ass rave last night and got a handy from a random girl while in the crowd.


By threatening to kill people if she didnt?

I wish he killed every single mod, janitor and person who ever applied to be one. HOLY FUCKING SHIT ENOUGH ALREADY YOU FUCKING SCUMBAGS.

>>548923198
employing that you are not, in fact, a faggot

>>548923198
I'd fuck a female version of Elliot if it meant she didn't punch a koala bear on her next trip to the zoo.

>>548904307
his sister is pretty hot i must say

>>548923198
Cause mental illness can be cured by giving someone a handy. Sure.

Also, if you'd knew he had plans to kill people, rather than giving him a handy you could've just told the police.

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>>548923314
I know that feel bro

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>>548898224

it's been keyword cloud analyzed.

>>548923271
ha

>>548898224
you better be joking
for your own sake and the sake of all humanity
if not.
castrate yourself

>>548904776
Surprised noone responded to this.

>>548923401
>Also, if you'd knew he had plans to kill people, rather than giving him a handy you could've just told the police.

I guess so. But the police would need evidence.
They arent going to commit significant police resources to something without evidence.

Where as giving someone a quick HJ is literally 5 minutes out of your life.
Its the kind of thing girls can (and should) do as a precautionary or preemptive measure.

>>548898224
to me it read like a loser's rambling

are you a loser OP?

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>>548910889
Hello

>>548923948
i heard op was a faggot

>>548923834
hahaha
A precautionary or preemptive measure to all frustrated males.

I don't see why not - nurses do it to retards in hospitals.

who the fuck is elliot rodgers?

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>>548898224

>>548924026
your sources are correct.

>>548924115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8ZEjruo5eI&bpctr=1401552278

>>548923529
Thanks Heaven. For once you aren't a complete dickhole.

Irony is - now he is dead and famous, there will be half a million girls around the world saying "oh he's so cute, I would have fucked him" - about 10% of those will be masturbating to the idea of him at least once.
A few thousand goth girls will make him their personal matyr/obsession for a few months or years.

>>548924202
I too noticed this.

He mentions a few times in his manifesto that he was a fan of the Star Wars saga. I can't help but think that his sick fantasy of the day of retribution was somewhat inspired by the prequel trilogy, most noteably the part where Anakin goes apeshit and kills everyone.

>>548900116
/thread

>>548899815
OFFICIAL MOUNT RUSHMORE UPDATE:

>"The Supreme Gentleman" Elliot Rodger
>"The Boston Joker" James Holmes
>Christopher "Uncornerable" Dorner
>Cho "High-score" Seung-Hui

in no particular order, really. But these are the heroes that should be honored by a new, updated Mt. Rushmore.

>>548923442


>he's a janitor
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power and control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends

>>548924352
His mom used to bang george lucas, thus his natural interest in star wars. Also being the perfect gentleman he is well versed in many a movie topic

>>548900715
Nice. He did what he had to do. Rip in peace

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>>548924316

if he was born a mixed-race female, he would have had all the sex that he wanted.

>>548900116
this

>>548923834
Would you jerk off some creepy weirdo who said he'd go on a killing spree if you didn't?

>>548900116
this

>>548915169
I agree

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this happened a few days ago to me

>>548924352
he even quoted garrosh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC-ol6xY5zQ&feature=kp

So if you look at this guy's statements, the real problem he has is that he tried to fit into an ideal that he would never fit into.

If you just accept who you are and go with it, you'll run into someone who likes that about you. That happened to me, but it happens to people from all walks of life. There are more women than men in the world, and by that statistic probability, he would have likely found someone if he just decided to stop gunning for people way out of his league.

His manifesto is the desperate creation of someone who only wanted sex. Of course he isn't going to get someone if he just wants sex.

So no, the manifesto is complete and utter bullshit.

>>548924667
>Women with too much undeserved value fucked him up - he gave them too much worth

see the contradiction there?
it was all in his head, and it is all in your head. Get over it.

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>>548924830

u got it all wrong nigger

he was nuts.

the sex thing was an excuse... he was gonna pop regardless

>>548924560
Yeah, and his complaints would have been validated, then made law.

>>548924830
people can tell when you are trying to hard/being fake

>>548917462
There. An honest response. Finally! I admire your candor, anon.

>>548924896
He was taught to give them too much worth by the faggoted society we have now.
The females themselves also consider themselves to have more worth than they really do - for the same reason.

Noone ever bothered to tell him otherwise, so he became stuck in this fantasy world that we are all being told is real.

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>>548924419
You can't forget Lanza. The candy man.

>>548925117
>Noone ever bothered to tell him otherwise

He should have figured it out for himself. I have no sympathy for him or anyone else that cries about feminism. Be a man and women will be women. Blaming problems on feminism shows that you don't know how to be a man.

>>548920275
Only in fucking retarded feminist marxist socialist America and Europe.

>>548925341
It takes a lot longer to figure out something for yourself in life than to be told it in a sentence that you can ponder over for a few days.

Which one did you have?

>>548925418
where the fuck you you live? Africa? Middle east? Russia? Enjoy your shithole country.

>>548898224

>ITT: Get your name added to the black van list

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>>548914464
fucking love the post

>>548915471
supreme gentleman detected

>>548922649
Edgy

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There's nothing notable about this guy. Why does anyone care what he said? There's no deep meaning of anything to be found by paying attention to him.

He's stupid anyways. Everyone living in a 1st world country right now has it better than everyone else in human history. You only have one life so even if you're not a rockstar or whatever the fuck you're depressed about, you should just shut up and enjoy a cheeseburger. Or a movie. Or take a walk in a park with no danger whatsoever. Joy is not a complicated thing. It's whatever makes your brain release feel-good chemicals.

You have to be a total derp to throw your life away. Even if you're on rock bottom, you can still scrounge up the money for a double cheese pizza and go sit in a parking lot eating it. You can't eat a double cheese pizza and not experience joy. It's impossible. Why doesn't society just buy the retards some pizzas and fries? You can't hate life eating pizzas and fries.


Anyways its summer in the US so im cooking out all the time. Manager special hotdogs are like a buck a pack and you can fish an old grill out of the dump, so what's your excuse? Quit whining and start grilling. Depression isn't a real thing. You're either grilling or you're not.

>>548914724
Maybe it was the mass murderer in him that girls found a turn off?

>>548925746
That's what he meant.

>>548916125
THIS.

>>548900116

Fucking exactly.

NPD with a psychotic break.

Should have had in-patient treatment.

>>548920275

Women love sex just as much as men do. It's not about power, its about basic primal needs. As soon as you realise that, you will find it easier to pick up girls