Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /waifu/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Down with democracy
>Most importantly, have fun!
Don't forget to lube up, Syndra.
http://i.imgur.com/oUBjhsN.png
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WejD5fPTBE
Claimed, just lurking for now
As a big hip hop fan, even at its most gimmicky and even untalented artists, Childish Gambino takes the Shit cake. Not only does he have the worst ear for beats in hip hop, but he consistently goes on the laziest, easiest to flow over beats to create a pseudoflow that braindead fans consider "good" because the beat is so easy. He relies on image more than ANYONE in hip hop, using the "o look guys I'm riding the fence between the black and white communities" shtick in a disgustingly distasteful way.
He makes no attempt at internal rhyme, and his inflection is flat and unevocative. He's also cringey enough to warrant a punch in his pandering wanna-be conscious face. People think he has a lot to say, but outside of a few witty punchlines that he has borrowed from his own fucking comedy before, his storytelling is inane and not detailed, and never makes an interesting or thought provoking point.
He is the epitome of shitty cancer rap.
Good morning everyone, how's it going?
Nyanpasu
>>689167210
Fuck off
>>689167210
>Don't forget to lube up
>Mfw
Miho claimed
>Syndra
>>689167210
>lube up
it's gonna be a spicy thread!!!
kagami claimed!
Best type moon claimed.
Claimed before bed. Goodnight everyone.
Akiko claimed
With the power of her beauty I have been granted 3 gets in a row
Now tell me if that ain't some voodoo magic prophecy shit
>>689167319
kyle
>>689167401
it's 6am but goodnight
>>689167354
dal
>>689167320
>no bugs
Im not even mad
>>689167277
I like this post kyle
>>689167401
Night Mugen!
>>689167476
>dat ass
>>689167319
Morning Renge, you missed the Syndra x Miho post!
My love
>>689167320
No lube? You're gonna do it rough?
>>689167320
Nice fucking pic Syndra
>dat ass
I would fuck the green cyborg ninja dude
>>689167319
>>689167605
Morning Renge
I just had some prophetic gets, Syndra has to lube up, Esdeath had an autistic breakdown and I'm well on my way to get the bronze star
>dat ass
You know it
>>689167621
Nah, I just got to this thread late and didn't claim til now. How are you Makoto?
>also the imgur link in the OP makes it hard to miss
>>689167754
Just gotta bite the pillow.
>>689167733
How to spot a western fujoshit:
Do you like Dr. Who?
If it is anything other than "it's ok" or "no" you've found one.
>claiming yume
Shizuru get
Tired with a slight headache edition
>>689167816
Esdeath has been having an autistic breakdown since before I went to bed, christ. How long did that last?
>>689167995
How are you best tights?
>>689167851
Well, some shit went down, I'm in a rather precarious situation, and I ain't enjoying one bit of it. But that's life I suppose. At least I got some Shinedown to help me along the way.
>>689167816
That ass damn fam
>>689168064
Im kind of the same. But im also drinking chocolate milk.
>>689167605
thank you kyle I enjoy this meme too
>>689168064
when your head is almost bigger than your body that happens :o
>>689167964
What's better than girl on girl? Akiko on Akiko of course
>>689168090
Maybe a thread and a half where it was really bad. 2 great copypastas sprang forth from his borderline insane ramblings. The more you read them less sense they start making. It's fucking gold.
>>689168192
Akiko has best booty
Nice and firm, with the gloss of a peach
>>689168216
I'm not sure how that's pertinent but alright.
Considering trying to sleep before the sun gets all bright and stuff. How goes that blocking it out thing?
>>689168246
I am not actually a chibi though...
>>689168285
Girl on girl with a 2 ended dildo
>>689167939
Love it.
>>689168285
wew
>>689167851
Sounds like you have some experience.
>>689168413
Im running a window unit now. Cause its going to be 92 today. Its also 925am. Damit......
C-claimed~
>>689168426
L-Lewd...
>>689168597
Oh. So sun blocking plans are cancelled because you bought an AC?
Damn.
Also, 92? Boo hoo. I think today is suppose to hit low 100s here.
Stupid sun.
>claim
>>689168285
L-lewd..
Not really here but kinda.
Goodnight.
>>689168603
You should get that stutter checked
>>689168577
I love this homo pic :3
>>689168413
can you be?
>>689168788
goodwill megumin
>>689168285
this is great is that incest or masturbation?
>>689168788
I like pics like this.
>>689168426
Sounds great
>>689168699
I sure do love these pictures
>>689168788
Discount Megumin
Did the lewd summon you?
>>689168876
RIP Kirino
>>689168917
Yume asking the real questions
>>689168908
I'm not sure. I'd probably do some other things first if i knew i had that power though.
gonna take a long shower, see you guys in a bit!!
>>689168956
>
>>689169000
>checked
This is a neat pic
>>689168908
>eye is bigger than her torso
>>689169115
>>689169067
Congratulations
Come on
>>689169067
>>689169115
this isn't what i wanted.....
>>689168908
>>689169170
>overwatch hitboxes.
I'm getting Dio-level gets today
>>689169067
>>689169115
Congratulations you two
>inb4 Syndra deleted her post
>>689169148
I accidentally put this version as my background
I'm going to keep it
>>689168699
>>689169000
>>689169067
Indeed
>>689168787
We had one sitting in the back sun room so i put it in my window. Im fat heat kills me. Heat index was also 110 yesterday.
>>689169197
My body is ready <3
>>689169301
called it
Hey everyone! What's going on?
>>689169249
You can't escape fate.
>that means don't worry
>>689169067
>>689169115
Damn Syndra is just getting everyone tonight.
>>689169000
And why is that?
>>689169265
>overwatch hitboxes.
Holy shit
I think I'm the only one who got that
>>689169372
>>689169395
I fucking knew it
>>689169432
ITT: Syndra deleting her posts
>>689169432
Sebastian ^_^
>>689169170
post more :O
>>689168956
this count?
>>689169513
I may or may not have shamelessly stolen it from /v/
>>689169432
Nothing much just playing some wows.
>>689169372
Stupid fucking sun. Let's burn it down. That sounds reasonable, right?
Im done with this.
See you in hell
>>689169301
no no no no no no, i don't want this at all!!
>>689169496
o-oh!! well i hope fate will be fair to me!! lol
>>689169609
This pic gives me mischievous ideas, have my favourite chibi.
>>689168908
Heya mexico, how are you?
>>689168956
That's the only one I have, unfortunately
>>689169000
>trips
The lewds has summoned me out of my job..
I got the day off so I'm here now~
>>689169249
>>689169115
>>689169067
Congrats~
>>689169694
Hello darkness my old friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gFnCwVqbWs
>>689169705
KYS?
Is that what's happening?
>>689169503
NOPE, she doesn't have me....
>>689169821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi8za2kTJDs
>i gotta take that shower now...before something else happens....
>>689169513
>>689169067
Is that true, Syndra?
And also why?
>>689169609
Hey coalition, how's it going?
>>689169688
About to do the same, what server are you on?
BOY HE BOUT TO DO IT
BOY HE DID IT
>>689169821
I am good, but I am cold, no one to snuggle with ;-;
>>689169796
why didn't homo just carry nukes?
>>689170001
pots
>>689170087
times are cold ;-;
how are you?
>>689170132
>>689170173
mugi
>>689169503
Her hair, her eyes, her expression and blush
I'm a sucker for purple eyes and I just love the face she makes
>>689169688
I'll take it as an original Shiki
>>689169705
>>689169741
You can't escape, the wedding bells have tolled
>>689169821
>got the day off
Ah so you have plenty of time to join us in Overwatch later
>>689170211
cereal
>>689170087
Eu, but probably about to head outside for a walk soon.
>>689170211
>why didn't homo just carry nukes?
Because nukes are rather hard to steal, especially from Japan.
>>689170312
Well you have good taste.
>>689170312
STAHP!!!! the wedding bells are broken!! im running away from the marriage by taking a shower...
>>689170312
>sucker for purple eyes
So is this your type?
That feel when putting my tuck up for sale.
>>689169432
Na Kleinshiro wie gehts?
Nur ein bissel Overwatch und Hearthstone spielen sonst nichts besonderes
Was?>>689169609
>>689170393
What's your favorite cereal, moooogster?
>>689170437
too soon ;-;
>>689170573
nice feet city
>>689169796
>>689169609
>
>>689170211
Because she has fairplay.
>>689170707
i don't eat cereal
>>689170512
ostensibly
>>689170543
Ew, you take showers?
>>689170545
Pretty sure that's dark blue but he can knuckle my ass any day
>>689170547
How much do you ask for it
>>689170815
>not eating cereal in 2016
>>689170898
i do....like 3 or 4 a day
i don't have a problem i swear.....
>>689167210
Where the fuck is rikka or nibutani?!?!?
https://youtu.be/9DsaAwvoegw
>>689170982
You know, you can masturbate OUTSIDE of the shower...
>>689170797
nice pic :Oooooooooo
>>689170815
nigga I'm gonna find out where you live and shove my spoon in that cracka ass mouth of yours
>>689170937
It's just not something I eat
Not often anyway
I mean I'm a fucking weirdo because I only eat cereal without milk for some reason whenever I DO eat it
>>689170898
8k I dont want to sell it but it better then it getting reposed. I just hope it sells fast.
Off to home I go.
>>689171211
I was joking but I'm actually gonna do it now holy shit mugi
>>689170211
Poor Konata.. One day you'll be able to snuggle up to someone~
>>689170312
Exactly! Been a while since I played that game so I'll suck more than usual
>>689171110
>topkek
>>689171110
w-what?!? i don't do that!!!
it's just so warm in the shower....
>>689171177
>>689171211
You don't eat milk with cereal? So you eat it dry? I understand, because I used to do that as a snack but that still feels wrong. How could you do this Mugi
>>689170898
Maybe so, but they are canonically violet
Now you have knuckles as waifu material
>>689171331
hey not bad
>>689171296
Why wait? :)
>>689171338
Because I stopped liking milk in general when I was like 6 for some reason
>>689171282
Rip
>>689171211
My nigga
I only eat cereal dry, fuck putting milk in it
>>689171421
Can you post dubs.png? That was my idea for the next pic but I don't have it.
>>689171296
>wearing only one shoe
that is terrible
Anyone? No?
Claimed.
>>689171532
I like this idea
>>689171427
But milk is so good. A nice cup of milk really is a miracle for me. This is all so wrong
>>689171497
You're supposed to pour small amounts of cereal on the milk so that you can eat it quickly before it gets soggy, then pour more until you're full.
>not eating cereal with milk
>>689171619
Neat.
>>689171497
I can no longer be a kyle, kyle
>>689171733
>>689171673
I don't like milk.
>>689171497
Kagami will come back for you soon :^)
>>689171548
Maybe she took it off when, she sat down?
Also, hi legs
>>689171610
Apparently the editing feature on the shItpad decides to scale up once it's done. Whai?
>>689171619
>
>>689171812
Not even chocolate milk? I'm disappoint.
clmd
>>689171812
But milk is so good
>>689171733
Or just eat it really fast to stop it becoming soggy. That's what I do now
>>689171825
why would you do this?
why only one?
>>689172032
I like her but tis is 0.7832 lewd
>>689171276
Safe travels friend
Be sure to post more when you're home
>>689171296
Nice
I'll be waiting in the discord
I'm almost at my bronze star so I'll try to carry you
>>689171377
It would be a great one
Too bad I'm fiercely loyal to my waifu
>>689171983
hey is actually pretty cringe, not good at all
>>689172222
2 sets of 2s
>>689171497
you're a heretic, sorry, but just though i'd let you know lol
>>689171825
wrong post kek
A- for effort though!!
okay definitely taking that shower now....
>>689170211
Kind of rainy, but not too cold.
Having some great games in wows while regaining my faith in humanity.
>>689170437
Well then, enjoy your walk!
>>689172183
I wouldn't be able to do that since I eat so much cereals on 1 meal.
>>689172276
kek
>>689172222
>quads
To cool off? I dunno I'm just making excuses~
>>689172249
Alright, I'll come after I eat some food, I'm barely awake kek
>>689172280
>Fuck....
See ya soon~
Ah yes
A nice breakfast of dry cereal with water
>renge