>>688446097
do you have a general method or is it just off the cuff stuff? How do you differentiate between a chick who wants to fuck tonight as opposed to chat for days without pissing them off?

How can I trick women into finding me attractive?

>>688446370
The truth is you gotta know you're gonna be invested a while in each one. Most all of them will say they aren't trying to fuck. But you didn't download tinder to get married...
So just know that talking to em and putting in the work is how you get em naked.
Like my latest conquest. 18yr old virgin, christian, Mexican strict parents. Never had a sip of alcohol or drag off a smoke. Never even kissed a boy. Joined tinder to lose her virginity because she's "old enough to now" (her words) and I took it. She willingly gave it a week after she told me she was a virgin. You just gotta roll w it and be attentive. As I'm sure many of you probably don't want to hear

>>688446702
That's the hard part. Haha I'm short so its hard for me but I'm somewhat "cute"
Being confident in everything is what works best. Making sure girls know you are very interested in their eyes or hair randomly will get you INSANE points if the girl even remotely thinks you're cute. ask how their day is going and remind Em you hope it goes better. Shit like that. But don't be creepy either. Pay attention to the girl and actually listen. I can't count how many times a girl has pretty much said, you're so good at listening but I don't want a bf, Would you like to fuck? They all know and remember who actually " cares and listens"

>>688447282
eh that's what my experience has been. it's just trying to get those same night conquests that doesn't work. what do you do for pictures?

>>688446097
Going on a date Friday. Christian girl. Gonna grab drinks and watch a movie at my house. How do I make sure it goes well? She's out of my league but she seems excited to hang out.

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>>688446097
Why do my spaghettio's keep making lightning?

>>688448077
(not op) what's the movie? Maybe choose a movie that has some sexual undertones but is still a good watch?

>>688448339
Fuck I hadn't even thought of that. What are good movies. I have Netflix. And I could use the internet to, uh, find out where I could legally purchase a movie.

>>688448077
If she's excited to hang out, you're mostly there
Whatever you've done to get her excited(whether its you being nice or caring or just whatever) keep that going. Sounds like she liked you before you approached the whole deal. Make sure when you have a good laugh, you lightly touch her shoulder or her knee. Lightly. Don't get all grabby. But get comfortable touching her a bit. And then go for the cuddle up.
>>688448339

Also, this guy has no idea what He's taking about. A girl invited me over to watch iron man one time. She was riding me before he escaped the terrorist prison. Still haven't seen that movie to this day

>>688449029
Watch something interesting but not too interesting. As I've said before, that girl invited me over for iron man. No talks of sex. I just wanted to fuck and persuaded her to be down.
But try and watch a tv show she's seen or movie she knows. If she's down. Then you guys can pay more attention to eAch other.
But dude. Drinks? Come on. That's the Fuckin ticket right there. Drinks before the viewing. Just chatting and sipping. And maybe offer a few shots. Idk what she or you can handle.

>>688449029
Don't listen to OP. The movie doesn't matter. I just place a random movie on netflix, we end up fucking every time.

>>688449592
If the bitch invites you over or she comes over it's game OVER. The smart ones make you take them out.

I've got about 42 matches with decently attractive women in the last two weeks or so. I don't think my profile or looks are too lacking because of that, but my problem is that I never know what to fuckin' say. I'm great at conversations in person but I turn into a potato the moment I have to text shit. Any advice?

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>>688449916
OP is a rookie, you gotta make em crave your dick. Pic is just one of my convos with a bitch.

>>688449916
they got profiles. ask them about shit on there

>>688449424
Yeah I said we should grab a few drinks and she said that sounds like fun, so I assume she's down to drink. Last time we hung out in a group though and she didn't drink, so if she's just saying yes to appease me then if she doesn't drink I eel like it'd be awkward. Idk I'm just kinda confused about the whole thing cause she asked me to hang out a few times and so I just pulled the trigger, we used to be close friends but we drifted apart and she hit me up out of the blue. I guess I'm a little worried she could think this is just a friendly catching up but I eel like saying we should grab some drinks then watch a movie at my place has to be pretty clear. Right?

>>688449150
>>>688448339 (You)
>Also, this guy has no idea what He's taking about. A girl invited me over to watch iron man one time. She was riding me before he escaped the terrorist prison. Still haven't seen that movie to this day

I was just saying, if they aren't down to fuck originally, you can try getting them in the mood with some movie that has a tasteful sex scene, as long as you're not gonna drop your spaghetti about it

>>688449916
Just start easy and non threatening
Like hey girl. You're super cute
Or hey I like that show too! (Insert show to feign interest)
They matched w YOU so the hard parts done. Now you just gotta dangle it in front of em. Literally. Try it w a few you don't necessarily care about and see what happens

>>688450455
yeah /b/ro don't over think it.

>>688450244
MY FUCKING SIDES ANON

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>>688450244
>blocks out contacts name
>learn some respect Paulina

>>688450455
That's crystal clear. Quit plebin out and just go w it and then go for it. You're over thinking it man. Every time I've ever realized I was over thinking it, id get what I want. Because the second you stop, you'll see a bit clearer and react a bit better.
>>688450493
True. But if she's down to fuck, she's down to fuck

>>688450252
Part of the problem is sometimes they don't. Or it's just generic "good vibes, adventures, the beach"

>>688450764
Yeah I know I noticed it after I posted lmao

>>688450823
"what was your last adventure?" i mean shit dude

>>688450764
Kek

>>688446097
What do you guys talk about? When the conversation gets dry what do you say to make the conversation more interesting? Op pls

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>>688450244
>>688450656
Also got this ugly asian bitch dming me her tits on instagram

>>688451335
Teach me anon

>>688451065
Yeah it seems obvious when you put it so simply.
I'm not sure if it's just a personal hurdle that I need to cross, but everything about texting seems insincere and desperate to me so it's hard for me to write something that doesn't sound like a tryhard.

>>688451261
I tend to keep it dry. If they push for sexual talk, lets do it. But other than that I keep it light and playful. The girl is gonna think about the guy who wasn't pushing as opposed to semi rapist she matched w. Just know that this is for the most part the long con. Very few random hookups but there will be hookups. Just be confident in knowing you were matched w and just talk casually. No agenda. Girls don't know how to react to it. No defense. Its beautiful

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>>688451421
/b/ro I can teach you but there is too much to type out I'd have to say it to you. I can tell you exactly how girls work and I can tell you how to play their games and always win. At the end of the day you gotta be confident in yourself tho. You need to act around girls the same way you act around your boys. This is what my snap looks like, it's all girls. A lot of them snap me their pussies and shit.

>>688451496
maybe texting isn't your thing and you should just hit up the local bars

I have only one question. Do you have your own place? I can get pussy in real life no problem. I downloaded Tinder after my breakup with my ex. I get matches, and even great conversations, but when its come down to meeting up I have one shortcoming. I just graduated college and still live at home. Whats worse, with 2 younger sisters. So bringing some random bitch over to fuck is an absolute no go.

>>688452126
Well /b/ro try to say it in the shortest way because you are giving some godlike advice right there !

>>688451621
Because OP I usually say stupid shit like "so what are you doing?" Or "Do you like this show?" Stupid shit like that and she ends up being bored and the only time we talk a lot is when drama is brought up

>>688452126
I will follow you anon guide me. Thanks for the quick tips

>>688452392
you should be honest with them if you dont see them inviting you over to theirs. and start setting up appropriate boundaries with your sisters and family so they can leave you the fuck alone if you wanna bang

>>688452126
>>688452447
In short: NEVER show more interest than the girl. If you do she will just take it and use it against you. She will milk you for attention and give nothing in return. If the girl is genuinely interested in you she will pursue you regardless if you show interest or not. There is never any plus to perusing a girl too much because if she's not interested in you then you just look like a fool. Now you may ask how to get a girl interested in you? Bitches are shallow and that's all there is to it. If a girl is young and decent looking she will not settle so hit the fucking gym and get a haircut and a shave. It's pretty simple. Once you'e in it's all mind games.

>>688452771
Im from an Eastern European family with lots of traditions. Don't get me wrong, I used to fuck my ex every day, but that was someone I was with for a long time, same culture too. So it was just kind of accepted. I got this older bitches number a couple days ago, havn't really texted her since, After a few times where I was honest with girls nothing came of it. They just all kind of expect me to have my own place. Im tall and attractive too, so they just assume I must be a yuppie or something. It sucks

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>>688452126
This shits not hard to do at all, op just takes care of his body and gives the ones who like him attention. I didnt see any extraordinarily attractive girls, its not like hes pulling 9s all day on tinder. At the end of the day, the girls on tinder are there to meet people and get some dick, you guys being surprised or super intrigued by this is like going to the super market and being surprised they have food there

>>688452126
Can you help me get a few nudes of girls?

>>688452536
Same situation over here man. Just broke up w my fiance and moved back w my rents. At 30. Sucks asshole but its life.
As lame as it sounds, if I absolutely have to bring em here its after hrs. Literally the only option. Unless everyone's at work

>>688446097
>successful on tinder
>not being one of those guys saying "hey"

>>688447768
It's like you're giving advice to middle schoolers

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>>688452961
Another bitched I fucked and never texted again.

>>688453215
>>688453623
I can't help you bro you need to scope out what kind of bitches they are. Some will send nudes some won't but you gotta give em something for them to send nudes. Your best tool for this would be snapchat. I usually feel them out by sending them a pic in my boxers with a message like "fresh out the shower" so it doesn't look like I'm asking for anything, and then you see their response.

>>688453623
Fucking bitch. Its bullshit anon I always have to text the bitch first or else she gets mad at me.

>>688453279
That sucks dude. Hope it gets better for you.

>>688447768
This is how to get friendzoned tutorial

>>688453865
Well that's usually the case with every girl but this one I just fucked once she lived like a 30 minute drive so I didn't bother messaging her again and clearly she caught feelings lmao

>>688453852
+ you obviously gotta have a decent body like I don't have a six pack or anything but I'm pretty average.

>>688454043
So should I keep texting the bitch? She literally left my message on seen like 14 minutes ago. No night or anything anon :(

>>688454261

I'm not OP. Just drop the girl she's not going to fall for you like that. She's already seen you're a beta

>>688454640
True, need to try another one.

Tinder is such a shit app. I've fucked many a girl from there and basically all of them turn out to be crazy in some way or another. Unless you just really need your dick to get wet go out and meet someone the old fashioned way.

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>>688453623
Here's my "ex" Iol I came in her mouth then broke up with her

>>688454261
I'm not the original thread OP I'm the guy posting the convos with bitches but if she was interested in you she would've replied. Here is what you do. Don't message the bitch for random shit or small talk or good night and shit. Just message her in a few days ask her if she wants to chill straight up. If she's a classier girl and you really want to wife her up and shit then take her out cause some girls don't just like to "chill"m usually the older ones and idk how old you are. See what she says.

>>688455227
Thanks for the advice anon and I will do and if she says no then I will move on.

>>688446097

But this is all online bullshit. What good is it?

>>688448077
Quit stressing man. Put yourself in the mindset of "she's here to impress me" and then tease her for trying to "seduce you" (be playful). "What are you trying to seduce me?" These types of comments put her in the frame of chasing you. If you believe you're attractive, she'll follow.

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This is both good and bad advice. Whoever is writing this writes like a kid about to go to prom.
These are tips for dating:
First tip: be honest. Just do it. Women can can pick up on bullshit like a bloodhound, but they won't tell you that they know. They will set social traps, scenarios, awkward family dinners and arguments just to get you to admit something she knew all along. 'Yes, I ate most of the worms, but I always cut them in half, so we're good'. Be fucking honest.
Second tip: treat her like you would like to be treated. If you're having a hard time staying interested, there are plenty of fish in the sea - go to the sea and fuck a fish you ungrateful bastard.
Third tip: As horny as you might be on ecstasy, you rarely can get it up. That's why I recommend tripping acid. You will fuck for most of the day in the right head space.
Fourth tip: Always ask her if she has AIDS or herpes or other fucked up shit. You need to know that you're not passing it on if they're not either already infected or just old.

Hey OP, what are some good conversation starters through text? and how should I keep the conversation going so by the end she wants me? I've heard many times to ask many questions, or give your opinion a lot of the time. I also get confused with the being "confident" I usually try to be myself and I fail. Now, through text, I really have to think about what I'm going to say as I'm afraid the girl will lose interest.

>>688458593
Blow her off. "you've got some shit to do today"
Can I call you tomorrow?
Don't.
Show up late w/ a gift and "I thought this was better than a phone call"

>>688459270
Replying because I am having the same problem. That is a great but what about when I've gone that route? what do next? I want to grab her attention and keep it focused on me

tips on how to stop overthinking everything you do?

>>688459668
>>688459270
Stop texting her and ask her to meet up. If she always says she's busy/not available then drop her. She's not interested and there is nothing you can do about it. Bitches come and go.

>>688460100
texting old friend who had recently moved to cali. we've been flirting calling each other names, but the times I've told her we should meet up, she flakes out on the last day because she's busy. don't wanna accept it, but she is part of a marine training program so they require her some days so idk if that may be the case. should I confront her about it?

Nice outgoing messages OP

>>688460521
Just stop texting her for a few days then just play it cool say shit like "so are you gonna make time for me or what". Ask her what she's doing the same night and tell her you'll pick her up. If she's busy ask when. If she says she's not sure blah blah drop the bitch, she doesn't care enough to make time for you. That's what I do to girls after I fuck them once.

>>688461194

What's your body count?

>>688461298
Not sure maybe around 20? I also have a thing for trannies so I fuck them occasionally lol maybe around 6 of them so far.

>>688461638
OP was a faggot all along....

>>688461877
You got your fetishes I got mine. I don't judge faggot at least I can pull bitches,

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>>688461638
>20?
Are you 17 or what?

>>688461999
How can I hold a text conversation and keep it going? Obviously on days where she can't call

>>688461999

no judgement, why do you think u like traps? they disgust me but im a huge homophobe from childhood sexual experiences so dont mind me

What are the best ways to start out with a girl you only know as a classmate or coworker? She's waifu material and I want a relationship

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>>688462212
I was the biggest homophobe too but I kinda got tired of pussy for a bit and I found myself getting really curious with shemale porn so I decided to try it out. I stick to pussy 99% of the time but once in a while I'll fuck a tranny. Only the one's that actually look like girls btw. Pic is a tranny I used to fuck

beta party holy fuck

>>688462159
Just joke around a lot and stuff. Ask her what she's doing often and what she's going to do later and shit and talk about it. If she doesn't ask you the same stuff in response and if she's being really dry with short and 1 word answers she's not interested. Cut her off. I don't text for long, I just talk about what there is to talk and if I feel like it's getting boring or I have nothing to say I just don't say anything.

I went on tinder once. I got a match with a fatty, a slut with 6 kids and an old guy pretending to be a girl. Normal fags and pretty faces make me so mad now. I used to be envious, but the hatred has made me so angry and bitter.
I'm only 1 comment away from tearing someone apart

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>>688462159
Here is an example. This is my convo with her from earlier. She snapped me her tits and told me she wants me to fuck her. She's gonna catch the D soon enough.

>>688447768
but i neither care nor do i want to listen? are saying girls only want men who lie to them?

>>688448077
>play disneys mulan on vhs
>"be a man" training montage comes on
>rip her clothes off and penetrate
>jizz buckets in da puss
>baby looks just like mulan
>profit????

>>688449870
this.

>>688463611
how can I or you tell that she's interested in you? I've heard to not be boring and I feel like this would also bore her. also: thanks for the advice

>>688463611
Post some pics of the first texts

>>688464515
Our first texts were on instagram and snapchat. Nothing interesting here really.

>>688454000
There's no such thing as the "friendzone". Either grow up and explain to the girl how you feel or shut the fuck up. It's not her duty to sleep with you because you're pretending to just be her friend, even though you have an ulterior motive. Crying "friendzone" is some immature shit.

>>688464327
It's easy to tell bro. If you're making all the initiatives in the conversation and she's being really dry and not very social like replying with 1 or 2 word answers all the time making it seem like she doesnt want to talk to you then she's not interested. Trying harder will only make you look like a fool. Just drop the bitch and find a new one.

>>688464664
That's the thing though the first couple texts are supossed to be killer, but Idk how to get shit going

Free protip here, do not always comment appearance! Don't say: "you are hot, you look cute". Try to say something along the lines of: "I like your style/ you have an interesting style". Makes you intriguing as hell and allows you to elaborate. After that you can say they have pretty eyes or vague shit like: "something just drew me to you blabla"
Generaly try to be nice as OP mentioned, negging doesn't work irl, so dont do that

>>688465025
Just be creative, think outside the box. Fuck around with her play some jokes blah blah. Your texts can be killer as ever but if she's not interested then she won't be playing a long which wont work.

>>688465307
All of you asking me for advice and shit here's what you need to do. Go out to a club/bar approach a girl and get her number. That way when you meet her the day after or whenever it won't be as awkward because you already met her before. All of you fags trying to meet up with these girls you talk to on tinder are always gonna fuck it up because you wont know what to do when you finally meet and you'll just choke and act all retarded. I have no problem meeting girls off tinder for the first time, I always end up fucking them but that's because I make sure it's the right setting and shit. If a girl wants me to take her out she has to be WORTH it looks wise. Otherwise I'll just make it clear I wanna chill at her place or my place. I won't say fuck I'll just say chill. If they refuse then fuck em. I rarely ever take a girl out I met on tinder. Just tell em you wanna watch a movie and cuddle and shit bitches love that. I fucked a few tinder bitches in the back of my dads SUV cause my car only has 2 doors lmao.

What am i supposed to message her first with? Hey and sup never work, they dont even reply.

>>688466418
Hey is always my first message. I don't bother wasting my time and energy coming up with some fancy first message just to hope that I will get a response. In reality tinder is about physical attraction so no matter what you say, if she's not attracted to you she most likely not respond. If that's the case then you need to work on your appearance and not your first message bro.

>>688466418
"I'm not great at comming up with original opening lines but I hope a simple "hello" also works?"
Shows you're honest and its a bit funny/cute + gives them an opening to reply or remark

>>688466712
>>688466418
All these bitches saying shit like "Come up with something more original then hey or I will not respond" are full of shit. If an attractive guy messages them they will respond regardless.

>>688466820
It's only funny/cute when you're attractive. Otherwise they will just laugh at you and not respond anyways.

>>688466712

Ok, so i just need to die and reincarnate as someone attractive, got it.

>>688449150
>Still haven't seen that movie to this day

Why am I the only one commenting on this? The fuck, anon? Go watch that shit.

>>688467207
No you need to work on your physical appearance. Hit the gym get a decent $20-$30 haircut and not some shitty haircut for $5. Make yourself presentable. Then go find someone in your league. It's pretty simple. If you gotta start with a fat chick then do so but it will give you experience.